#excellent boiled potatoes

[nymphpens]

Mr. Collins and Charlotte's marriage:

[mr-collins-2005]

Sorry for disappearing guys, I've had some very intense lessons from my esteemed patroness Lady Catherine de Bourgh to keep up with

[annbourbon]

i mean, have you see him as Mr Collins? pls don't do the excellent boiled potatoes speech lol i'm so done~ can y'all imagine the two of them being inside this man? lololol

btw i have an intense crush on his acting skills~ he's so handsome too. and in his prime was ♡-♡

i stiil have an intense crush on this scene lol but only when i don't remember him as Mr Collins and her as Elizabeth Bennet lol otherwise i can't :'D too much fun

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[therealelizabethbennet]

[wannabe-british-fangirl]

It's the 20th anniversary of Pride & Prejudice (2005), right? Entirely reasonable opportunity for a collection of P&P merch. A tote bag, some apparel, maybe even some stickers and pins.

Well.

It has all that, but also:

Whoever curated this collection deserves a raise.

[mr-collins-2005]

My Esteemed Patroness Lady Catherine de Bourgh deserves the recognition 🙄🤚

[matrivers-quote-book]

Mr. Darcy is the real exemplary vegetable.

[sweetiemeringue]

My dad got me a present!♡

[swiftlyfallingforthemoon]

Pride and prejudice was just added on Netflix in my country I’m gonna be so not normal about this I know what I will do every day for the next month

[albondiguilla007]

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[nymphpens]

Mr. Collins:

[mr-collins-2005]

I HAD EXCELLENT BOILED POTATOES TONIGHT!!!!!!!

[dance-in-the-morning-glow]

Welp, I watched a tiktok with p&p inspired tattoo flashes and now I’m half-seriously considering getting a tiny excellent boiled potatoes tattoo just because I can

[braidedriver24]

rewatched Pride and Prejudice (2005) and i realised that mr. collins and florian wirtz have something in common.. their love for boiled potatoes

✨excellent boiled potatoes auf die 1✨

[therealelizabethbennet]

Comments from the video: „Mr. Darcy being painfully awkward for 7 minutes straight“

They made me laugh so hard, so I had to share 🫶🏼

[vibingandthrivingouthere]

It's always a sad day when people don't know what I'm referencing when u say "what excellent boiled potatoes" 😔