#ex wag?

[0sincerelyella]

Request: Hey can I request one where Joe burrow cheat on the reader and after some time he wants to be back with her

Drunk and Stupid - Joe Burrow

Summary: joe gets drunk, and stupid. losing his only and every thing

notes: this is going to be very cheesy and cliche but i love angst so let’s go

the ending is so trash i’m so sorry

an idiot. only an idiot would get black out drunk after a game when he has a wife to go home too. only an idiot would follow a girl, not his wife, up the stairs of this strangers house and into a bedroom

he couldn’t even walk up the stairs

he was dizzy

he was disoriented, sick, confused

she looked just like his wife

but she wasn’t his wife.

if was only a kiss, a kiss interrupted by shrimp he had hours ago. but he still kissed her

and her, wasn’t his, her.

the next day, he woke up in a haze. his head hurt, and his heart hurt even worse. his head rested in the lap of his wife, a cold rag in her hand dabbing against his forehead. “good morning” she said, her eyes had bags under them, dark circles, and they were swollen. her nose was red. he knew that look all too well

she was crying

he leaned up to kiss her lips but y/n turned her head. “no, i’m sorry” she sat his head on the pillow gently and stood to walk into the kitchen.

joe sat up, adjusting his eyes to the sight around him. the closet was open, and only joes stuff was left. junk was thrown all over the floor, glass shattered, wedding pictures torn. her suitcase was missing, her shoes, her clothes, all her belongings were just gone

he stood up, his head spinning in circles. he made his way to the kitchen where y/n stood, her head rested on the counter, she was sobbing uncontrollably. “y/n? honey what’s wrong” his hand landed on her should, she slapped it away.

“don’t touch me joe” she said, standing up and wiping her tears. “don’t touch me again” she stepped back, only then did joe notice the suitcases stacked by the door.

then he remembered last night. the night of his stupid, idiotic, drunken decisions. “y/n,” he reached out to grab her like if he didn’t she’d slip away. “no, joe. i’m not doing this” she stepped back

she was slipping away.

“you said in our vows that it was me and you against the world” she was crying more, and pushing him away more. “i guess it’s you, and her now isn’t it joe”

“i don’t even know her name” y/n shook her head. “that makes it worse”

she grabbed the wedding picture off the counter, pointing to it. “4 years of marriage, and you threw it all out the window for a girl at a party you don’t even know”

she slammed the picture down

“just yesterday morning you talked about us starting a family” joe was stunned

his head hurt too much to even think and his heart hurt to much to beg

“goodbye joe” she said, looking into his eyes, seeing her reflection in the color. in that face she married, and loved so much.

she walked out the door and out of her future forever.

—

y/n stepped out of her small cincinnati apartment, taking the elevator down to the first floor. the sun was bright and beautiful. she’d moved into this new apartment three years ago, nine months of living with her parents after her divorce.

she opened up her car door, and drove to her destination. she had taken these three years to focus on herself, sorta.

but she was very happy and health in her own skin compared to the moment she had gotten her heart crushed.

y/n parked her car, stepping out of it and walking towards the practice field. she took a deep breath, she figured it would only be her old friends, tee higgins, andrei iosivas, tyler boyd and jam’arr, considering it was a wide receiver camp for kids. but she was still scared.

as she walked onto the field, she was met with her sister, and her sisters son. “hi!” she grabbed her nephew into a tight hug. “hi auntie-“

“y/n?” y/n stood at the voice she knew all too well.

“joe” she said, taking a hitched breath. he smiled at her “how have you been? what are you doing here?”

y/n turned her head towards a small, three year old boy running towards her. “momma!” the boy called, hugging her leg. “hi jay jay” she said with a smile, “whose this?” joe asked, his face wore a surprised look

“my son, jeremy” she stated, picking the boy up in one swift motion. joe smiled again, this smile was sad. “where’s his dad?” joe asked, causing the boy to look at him with sad eyes

sad, blue eyes

“i don’t got one” he said, looking back at his mom

something in joes mind clicked then

“how old is he?”

y/n knew he knew at this point. she couldn’t hide it anymore. “i’m this many” he held up three fingers

“he’s mine isn’t he?”

y/n tried her hardest to hold back the tears as she nodded.

joe dropped everything in that moment to hug them.

he’s wanted nothing more than her back for the past three years, nothing more than his girl. and now he knows they have a child together

he can’t stay away for her sake now.

“joe, i want us to be a family i do” her eyes filled with tears just as the did almost four years ago

“i don’t think i can ever look at you the same again”

[vroom--vrooming]

Lol not Franco liking photos of ex WAGs on insta🤣

[andrewcogliano]

f1 tik tok really is a dumpster fire

bc tell me why i just saw a tik tok saying that charles’ results have gone down hill since he broke up with his ex bc “she was his lucky charm”

his results have gone down hill bc he drives for ferrari and they’re about as reliable as my stomach ingesting lactose

[hockeygossipdaily]

Hi, it’s me, the ex wag.

If you're curious about the topics boys discuss in the locker room, they’re usually: 1) games and training, and 2) women.

As for wags, the discussions typically revolve around: 1) daily life, 2-4) other random topics, and 5) jealous of attractive fans wearing our boyfriend’s or husband’s jersey.

Unlike in sports romance books, where the guy often asks the girl to wear his jersey, most players don’t mind whether their girlfriend wears theirs. But we don’t like seeing other beautiful girls wearing OUR boyfriends' jerseys. And there’s no universal standard for beauty, because sometimes we feel jealous of a girl with perfect eyeliner and curls, other times we envy a Latina with a perfect pout and glossy lips. And yes, sometimes we want to rip the jersey off a curvy girl in perfect jeans.

I’d rather be at the warm-up than the actual game, because that’s when the players’ eyes can spot all the beautiful girls in their jerseys and talk about it. If you're attending a game, make sure to post your best photo within 2-12 hours with the team hashtag or story (they don’t usually check tags), since that's when they tend to scroll through Instagram.

Just remember to always look presentable wherever you go, because you never know when, where, or how you might meet your better half 💕

Thank you anon!

[feefifofums]

My favorite pictures of Carlos and Isa part 1

[preywhore]

fun game: we get a bunch of different poppers and then you make me guess which one you’re holding up to my nose - wrong guesses are punished >;3c

[underatedwords]

hey! I was recently thinking about the carlando moment where they were having dinner together listening to smooth operator. do you know on what occasion they went for dinner together? or was it just for fun? and also: was Carlos already driving for ferrari at the time? do you have any other thoughts or facts on it? sorry for all the questions and thanks!!

hi nonny! they went for dinner in march last year between pre season testing and the race in bahrain. so yes, carlos was already at ferrari.

personally obsessed w lando's gay lil shoulder shimmy, all coy and carlos' decision to upload that to his ig story 🤔🏳️‍🌈

see also, this where ferrari used lando singing to transition into an edit of carlos

[the-acid-pear]

Honestly I always mostly just think of the [looks at notes] 3 managers Harry was friends with when thinking of what he lost but considering he's that old and has been jumping between franchises so much and also the fact Every Fucking Phoney (save for 3) got scrapped by the time we meet him; how much as this man lost? How many people he cared about has he seen die gruesome deaths again and again? Has he managed to find time to process this to grieve or has he just desensitized himself to the situation entirely? I wonder if some vague memory or reaction from how he dealt w this while in the war is how he keeps it at bay. Though it's rich of me to take his formality at face value when he has shown to not be a stranger to strong emotional reactions. Much to think about!

[jacnaylor]

You don't know me, not really. You may think of me as a right hand man, a second in command, a facilitator, a fixer. You may not take me very seriously because of that. But know this, when I set myself the task of accomplishing something important, I take dead aim, and I systematically go through and over everything in my path until I have reached that objective. So consider this your warning. I know you've been sweet talking Wendy, making assurances to her, saying a lot of shit I've heard from you in the past.

[0sincerelyella]

Yay back to writing!! Can I request a Joe burrow one where you go down to the field before the game and wish him good luck? Thanks!!

Good luck charm ~ Joe Burrow

Summary: Y/n, joe burrows long distance girlfriend, shows up to the game during warm ups to wish her lover a good luck

notes: YES OMG this was so fast and also i THANK YOU SO MUCH I MISSED WRITING it’s a bit short but i didn’t have much to go off of and i’m just getting back into it i apologize

The plane ride from California to ohio was a long one. y/n was living in California finishing up college. she was set to graduate in December, in time to move in with joe before play offs. she had yet to make it to a game, but thankfully she had a fall break, so she made her way to cincinnati without telling joe.

she was close friends with the other boys, and was in contact with zac so that they could let her onto the field. as soon as she got off the plane, zac had a security guard come get her.

“thank you” she said politely, throwing her bags in the trunk and getting into the car. the security guard smiled at her and began to drive to the stadium once he made sure she was safe and comfortable

when they car pulled in and parked, the security guard took y/ns belongings to the facility, dumping them in an office and walking y/n to the field.

y/n was bursting with excitement.

she hadn’t seen joe in a long time, reuniting before a game truly would make this day so much better.

y/n is greeted by Ja’marr at the tunnel. “hi y/n!” he said, picking her up into a hug. “hi j!” she said, hugging him back. “joes gonna be so excited to see you” Ja’marr explains, taking y/n onto the field.

when y/n saw joe throw a ball to andrei her smile grew. despite the other team also being on the field, and thousands of people watching her, she ran. she ran as fast as she could toward joe.

as joe could see out of the corner of his eye a figure running towards him, he turned his head and locked eyes with his girlfriend.

his jaw dropped, and without hesitation he ran towards her and scooped her up into a loving hug. “holy crap” he said, burying his head into her shoulder “what the f*** are you doing here” y/n laughed at his cursing. “i love you joe” she said, jumping out of his arms.

he smiled, putting his hands on her face, holding her close. “i love you more y/n” he pulled her close, kissing her lips in-front of thousands of people.

“what happened beautiful? why are you here? what about college? where is your stuff? i have so many questions” y/n laughed, her arms resting over joes shoulder pads as his reached down to hold her hips.

“well, i got a break and have the whole week off. so i thought i’d take a trip to come see my boy” joe picked her up again and spun her around. “i can’t wait till december” he said. happy to have his girl back, at least for a week.

“hey love, the games about to start and i have to go” he rests his forehead on hers. “i will see you after the game baby” he said, kissing her forehead. “good luck joey” she said, kissing his lips. “with my good luck charm in the stands? we’ll win every time” he said, backing up towards the locker room. “go get ‘em tiger!” she yelled. he blew her a kiss, turning to run into the locke room.

y/n made her way to the stadium, front row. she gripped onto the railing as she watched the boys run out onto the field, joe looked right at her. blowing her another kiss, to which she caught.

during the game, y/n screamed more than she ever had. banging on the walls and talking with the people around her. as the game ended 31 to nothing, bengals, joe ran to the side and grabbed her hand. “good job babe! you did fantastic!” she cheered. “it’s all cause of you!” he said, kissing her hand. “i’m gonna go shower, i’ll see you at the tent okay?” the tent was where all the players and their families met after to celebrate.

y/n made her way to the tent after joe left, talking to the rest of the boys family as they awaited the arrival of the boys. “y/n?” y/n turned around, meeting the eyes of robin burrow. “momma!” she said, hugging her future mother in law. “hi y/n! i thought you didn’t graduate till december?” she smiled, hugging robin tighter. “i came to surprise joe” she said, letting go of robin.

“i bet he was very happy to see you, that sweet boy only ever talks about you and football” y/n smiled, arms snaking around her hips causing her to jump. “hi mom” joe said, resting his head on y/ns shoulder. “joey!” y/n said happily

that night the two celebrated, not only type win, but also celebrating the reunion of the couple.

when the two got home, joe layed in her arms on his bed. not moving an inch the whole night. he slept better than he ever has knowing she was right there with him. at-least for a week until December

[inchiident]

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY OMG I AM CRYING LMAOOOAOOA

[futuregws]

No all ex wags are not treated with the same “obsession” we see people being obsessed with Charlotte (she takes the first spot), Isa and Luisa, it’s not the case with the other ex wags. I guess it’s because they dated the most popular drivers so unfortunately it attracted a bunch of annoying people.

I agree and seeing how Alex and Rebecca are treated now bc of how popular Charlotte and Isa are I really wonder how badly or how well, Lando's future gf will be treated. There will be for sure comparisons bc people love that and it's gross imo

[hockeygossipdaily]

https://www.tumblr.com/hockeygossipdaily/770025297478385665/httpswwwtumblrcomhockeygossipdaily7700205948?source=share

Most of you are somewhat correct. Tall, skinny, blonde, blue eyes this ideal is frequently portrayed in the US entertainment industry, and sports are one form of entertainment. In my ex-bf team's wags, there's a season when they have 50% blondes (natural or not), 30% brunettes, and the rest are either jet black or ginger. I’m a brunette caucasian, but I’ve dyed my hair blonde since I was 20, and when I was a wag, I felt like I "fit in" that way. Blonde hair is low-maintenance since every time I went to games or events, I didn’t want to think too much about my hair, just outfit and everything else.

Once, I talked about this with my ex-boyfriend. Hockey is an indoor sport, so wags don’t have the excuse to wear mom jeans or street style to games. All players come in dress outfits and dress shoes, so wags should match that level of formality. Eventually, wags created their own standard of appearance and beauty to distinguish themselves from regular attendees, especially the wives and spouses who literally live off their partner’s salary. However, hockey players are individuals with their own tastes and preferences and I believe every love is unique. They need to spend off season in Asia/South America/Africa to open their eyes to women's beauty from all of the world, instead they choose to stay at their own lake house with their white friends.

As for how I decided to leave the group, well, it’s not my job to announce our breakup. I said goodbye to the closest ones and just left.

Thank you anon! A lot of these men need to broaden their horizons and talk to people outside of what their used to

[feefifofums]

My favorite pictures/gifs of Carlos and Isa part 2

[albonium]

oh so the wags once again """"supported"" f1 academy by going to the charlotte tilbury stand to get their make up done. on women in engineering international day they couldn't actually promote actual women who have to fight for their place in the world but just women who play on their appearances by conforming to the male gaze and promoting unattainable beauty standards lol

[nbagasly]

charlotte's ig looks soooo bad the filters she uses makes it look straight out of 2014/15 and and posts like "write your favorite quote" are such a cliché way to get engagement after she lost that ridiculous amount of followers she abviously has no personality to share with her followers and overall nothing special ( but i think we already guessed it from the way she dresses) dating charles is what gave her an opportunity at being an influencer but i think she should stick to architecture cz she absolutely sucks at being an influencer

her and Isa really arent good at the influencer thing imo especially when it comes to ads😭I wish wags and especially ex wags knew that they can just live normally and don’t have to try and be influencers. or atleast become an influencer for something they like. Idk any architecture influencers charlotte could be a pioneer😭