#evil. anyways sorry this was crazy levels of tmi maybe but i hope . it was helpful in some way……

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Okay wait. Wait wait wait. Do other vagina havers actually get so wet it <i>can run</i> down you? Am I a dry ass bitch?

well. oh my god writing this while various fire alarms go off across the building sporadically is going to make my brain explode. …insane tmi under the cut i guess (i presume this was prompted by my most recent fic lol)

i certainly. well ok TO BE CLEAR. full disclosure here. i wrote this fic based on my reaction to a line in one of @freeuselandonorris ‘s fics . where girl lando says something abt coming six times and tapping out, which made me snort because i have literally not found the upper bounds of orgasms personally and was kind of like lol tapping out at 6 that’s crazy i would go to bed still itching for more. and then i think i made promises abt writing fic based on limitless orgasms/not experiencing overstim, and this came out. so please bear in mind that a solid satisfying evening by myself for me is like. well i go thru a full vibrator of battery. sometimes more than one. (like i own two. that probs last 2hrs apiece.) AND also i am not like sexually active w any partners rn (due to the horrors . and also generally laziness) so idk. ymmv me and bestie dame products’ com r certainly getting along a lot better than me and the last person i slept with. and while i don’t keep count (bc it would be bonkers . w the numbers im putting up. i should try sometime tho it would certainly be interesting) i would probably put my average estimate at like. 15. maybe more. ok? just so we’re clear on where im coming (no pun intended) from.

so obviously that’s . a lot . and uh. yeah when i get up from that … the entire region is more than a little damp 😭 oscar’s experience towards the end there w being able to feel it dribbling/seeping/whatever down herself onto the bed is… inspired by real events. shall we say. same w the slick thighs . this may be a “i am a wet bitch” thing this may be a “this is just what happens when you come 17 times in a session” (jesus christ that sounds so aggressive when i type it out) thing OR this may be that you are, to use ur phrase 😭, a dry ass bitch. or some combo of the three. idrk that the average person w a vagina is out here like me getting fucking annoyed when it’s 2am and i just wanna pass out but the lower half of my body is so sticky drippy gross i gotta either shower or put on pants.

i mean, im no expert here. to be VERY clear. not an expert at all. double tmi (i said this earlier today in tags somewhere but w/e) the amount of time it’s been since i slept w someone is measured in years lol. so i can’t even really go oh well when i hooked up w HER— like girl the detail on that memory is GONE. others feel free to chime in fr; the inbox is open for visitors if the replies are a little too self exposing. even if it is the case that u r perhaps uh. dryer than average. if it’s working for u it’s working for u! if it’s really not working for u then maybe it’s a problem. this was such a non-answer but i hope me going oh no i think maybe im the outlier here (and thus the stuff i write that’s informed by said outlier experiences lol) was helpful???