#evil powerade

[brainthreeze]

ermmm what the flip?! benrey true form doodles?

i came up with this design last night and fell in love….

obligatory tag ~> @cerereann

[misterflesheater]

I pivoted to evil Powerade for some reason but guys don’t worry I still love freelatta I just can’t draw guys trust me

Also fucking got em with the call of Cthulhu references

[sweetvox]

some character notes on darnold from the act 4 vod bc im. ill about him <3

+ had been holed up in his office for 3 days [assuming the entirety of the rescas] completely fine and unaware of the goings on outside. does this man just work overtime and sleep in his office on the regular

+ he's not just a member of the mixology department, he's *in charge* of the whole department

+ darnold's regenerative potion was top secret and funded by the us government-- it is still top secret bc it does not regenerate cells correctly

+ he values human life very strongly: he wants to help gordon survive even while offended that gordon is dismissive of him and his work, and he is horrified by the deaths of the soldiers in front of him

+ only had three test tubes and did not bother to go find more once his potion melted through all three

+ made all the powerade stored in the facility [by himself?]

+ tests his potions [or at least one of them] on lab mice

+ he's so funny i know they kind of took the "gun arm bullets are fingernails" thing kind of seriously but it seems [to ME idk] that darnold's really trying to convince everyone that that's a normal hand and just doing a terrible job at it bc there's no denying what's right in front of everyone's eyes. "those are your fingernails on your normal hand that looks fine" sir that is a Machine

+ the devil gun mode announcements/instructions seem to be a compulsion-- something itching at his brain until he completes them-- and he forgets what he said right after he utters the words [the most npc-ish moments we get from darnold overall]

+ is working on a top secret evil flavor of powerade [noticing a trend of his projects being classified and yet he talks about them anyways]

+ his office contains boxes full of high tech weapons that he has never even looked at before

+ the setup of the soldiers outside darnold's office imply that they had set up camp to besiege that office and would kill whatever scientist[s] eventually came out of it [while darnold was presumably entirely unaware]

[rockeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

3 hours late but ummm uhhhh HAPPY BIRTDAY WE LOVE OUR GUY!!!

(darnold got him a bulk pack of Evil Powerade and benrey got him a box of like 50 different trinkets that would not be available literally anywhere. he won't explain)

[angelicsoka]

THE ABOUT PAGE!

everything you need to know about in between!

( angelicsoka, 2024 )

ADA "BUBBA" EVANS

✴ BUBBA'S BASICS!

NAME ada sylvie evans

NICK NAMES bubba, bubs, & A

BIRTHDAY 25th of january

ZODIAC aquarius

FACECLAIM mikey madison

CURRENT AGE 19 years old

PRONOUNS & SEXUALITY she/her & bisexual

HOMETOWN des moines, iowa

EDUCATION high school diploma

PIERCING & TATTOOS conch, lobes, helix & a cluster of sparkles on her right thigh

✴ BUBBA'S PERSONALITY!

QUALITIES bubba is pretty introverted when you first meet her. she tends to blossom into her extrovert-like personality over time. due to this, bubba is more of a loner. she'd rather keep to herself, spending her time reading and watching movies. she grew up an only child, so she is pretty use to the quiet life she is living. she yearns to be more confident and not care so much about pleasing people or having them like her.

LIKES & HOBBIES reading, watching movies and shows, listening to music, swimming, horseback riding, collecting funko pops & figurines, building legos, & traveling

DISLIKES spiders & wasps!!, loud places, driving in unfamiliar places, going somewhere unfamiliar, harassment

MENTAL HEALTH diagnosed with major depression disorder & generalized anxiety

✴ BUBBA'S FAVORITES & COMFORTS!

HER FAVORITES !

MOVIE revenge of the sith

TV SHOW psych

DISNEY PRINCESS elsa

FICTIONAL CHARACTERS louise belcher, ahsoka tano, & padmé amidala

SONG view between villages by noah kahan

VIDEO GAME resident evil 6 & red dead redemption 2

BOOK bird box by josh malerman

ARTISTS noah kahan & radio company

ANIMALS horses & deer

FOODS & DRINKS steak, red velvet cupcakes, & water, powerade, fruit punch

PEOPLE luke hughes, cole caufield, & her mother

HER COMFORTS !

MOVIE live action little mermaid & bambi II

TV SHOW bob's burgers

DISNEY PRINCESS ariel

FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ahsoka tano, okoye, & shawn spencer

SONG call your mom by noah kahan

VIDEO GAME red dead redemption 2

BOOK carrie by stephen king

ARTISTS we three & hozier

ANIMALS horses

FOODS & DRINKS ice cream & chocolate milk

PEOPLE quinn hughes and her father <3

✴ BUBBA'S FUN FACTS!

bubba's father helps open casinos all over the united states, her mother is best selling author.

luke coins her the nickname "bubba" as she chews hubba bubba gum all. the. time.

she lived in des moines, iowa until she was ten, because her father was promoted to the position he is in now.

she has lived in new york, san diego, tampa, and most recently, las vegas.

her mother is a stay at home mom, spending her free time writing mystery & horror novels.

although bubba is loved dearly by her parents, they weren't always around and when they were, they were busy with work or stressed out.

bubba took to horseback riding in her free time, which she had a lot of.

bubba wasn't the happiest about moving to michigan, but her mind quickly changed when she saw the house and the view.

bubba has one ex boyfriend named sebastian nicks.

bubba hates taking her antidepressants because they make her feel numb. she'd rather feel sad and hopeless than numb.

bubba's anxiety makes it hard for her to talk to people or do the things she really wants to do ( ie. concerts, dating, going to the movies )

bubba is OBSESSED with star wars because when she was little, her dad would sit with her to watch the movies

she has met ewan mcgregor, hayden christensen, mark hamill, and carrie fischer (rip 🕊️)

padmé amidala and leia organa have been her role models since she was kid. she even wrote a paper on them for her fifth grade english class.

whenever she is feeling down, bubba's father will try his best to find time to watch the movies with her. he will go buy all her favorite foods and they will stay up all night having movie marathons.

if her father can't, luke will step up and do it for him <3

IN BETWEEN INFORMATION

takes place in the summer of '23

people who will stay at the hughes' lake house during the duration of this fic will include: the hughes bros ( duh. ), trevor zegras, cole caufield, ethan edwards, mark estapa, luca & adam fantilli, elias pettersson, brock boeser, and possibly more!

other people to appear include: nico hischier, sebastian nicks ( oc ), curtis lazar, john marino, and possibly more!

luke honestly sucks at talking to girls in this fic... especially bubba.

more info set to come at a later date!

[blackmesaflashbackepisode]

Looks like gay ass powerade to me

Darnold: Well- that's the problem. This is supposed to be the extremely conductive and deep red EVIL flavour. But now I've invented a Yellow Submarine movie tie-in Powerade.

See? Look. The label has the Beatles on it. I didn't do that. And you didn't do that. That's just a property of the- of the potion.

Coomer: ...I am terribly confused.

[blacktobackmesa]

16 Darnold?

16. Dark secrets/’skeletons in the closet’

I feel like Darnold is the kind of person to have really mundane dark secrets. Like, anything they do that's actually objectionable is on display for all to see or only kept secret to comply with workplace policies. Creating an Evil Powerade? Normal. Giving someone a potion that had melted glass beakers? Just tells him that, now down the hatch. But he checked out a library book before the Resonance Cascade and never got the chance to return it and that haunts them to this day

[acesophiewalten]

top 5 blorbos? and top 5 drinks?

OOOOO HELL YEAH

TOP FIVE BLORBOS, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

Sophie Walten. One of my oldest and most favorite blorbos. I love her so much. She is so sad and sopping wet.

Delilah Briarwood. Most evil woman on earth. I think she deserves so much more depth than what canon gave her. Which is what my job is for !!!!

EVERY FNAF CHARACTER EVER! Yes, this is a copout, but I love them all, and think about them eternally (mostly the Aftons).

HARLEEN QUINZEL. Harley Quinn I shake her around

My oc, Sammy Greene. I need to chew her

TOP FIVE DRINKS, ALSO IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

Water. I'm a big fan of water

Apple Juice >>>>

blueberry slushies

Blue Powerade (but only from the Harvard University Dining Hall)

Snow cones of any flavor (its technically a drink)

[anatomicaltheatre]

guys this shit is so delectable. if you are ever in the mood to drink an evil green potion go buy melon powerade it is so good and doesn't taste like shit ass honeydew it's actually good

[cursedchildofchaos]

Be Warned...If You’re Reading This, It’s Your Fault

He climbed out of the water, his tiny arms struggling, sopping wet. The sun glistened against his scaly chest.

Learn How To Dino T Rex was alive.

6 months later

Mr. T Rex was sipping on the blood of his enemies…not Sword Lady and Pikaman. They were there with him. They had become friends. In fact, they started a cult together.

But they had new enemies. Every day it seemed that a new evil force was trying to take over. The birds? As pretty as they were, they were vile. 

The little frog. He may look trustworthy, but he took all the vanilla extract from everyone else. Despicable.

And don't even get me started on the dogs with human faces. That shit was weird. 

They would not succumb to the new Cult of Ads. They all had to be taken out. Thus, that's what was in Mr. T Rex's drink.

Why had he paired up with Sword Lady and Pikaman? Because of the other way worse cult. 

The Gummy Bears.

When the attack happened…it was awful. They drowned a poor cat who wouldn't join their forces. Mr. T Rex knew his power was truly over. He saw the light of Sword Lady and Pikaman's ways. But this new power? They had to stop it. They had to work together.

And now he was in love with Sword Lady, too, which complicated things. I mean can you blame him? Her soft gentle silvery locks? Her smoldering eyes. If you'd seen her wearing her bunny ears fancy corset, you would fall for her looks, too.

But it wasn't just looks. It was her soul. But her soul belonged to Pikaman, who had recently proposed marriage…

Mr. T Rex couldn't betray Pikaman by stealing Sword Lady from him. Pikaman was his best friend. The light of his life. His buddy old pal. The Ice Pick Joe to his Goncharov. 

No, that wouldn't be right. But he would fight by their side.

He was thinking about this as he drank the blood of one of the Gummy Bears. It tasted like fruit punch Powerade. Suddenly, more Gummy Bears attacked.

Sword Lady violently slashed about slicing heads off and screaming (it reminded Mr. T Rex of Steve in the Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs movie).

Pikaman was pretty useless since he was just some guy in cosplay (all he could do was nibble the foot of a gummy bear he caught).

Mr. T Rex wasn't the greatest help either, due to his arms being so small. His only hope of help was catching the wretched things in his mouth without drowning.

Finally, they had caught them all and dumped them in a lake.

A threat was still in the air. Could the cult stop them? No, but the Communist pigs from Animal Farm could. No more gelatin for the Gummy Bears!

And that's how the Gummy Bear War ended. The cats all died, or so we thought…a little cat named Princess was rumored to survive and that's why we still have cats to this day.

Beware…there are rumors of not all the Gummy Bears dying either. You can usually spot the Gummy Bears though because they’re always singing “Oh, I’m a Gummy Bear! Yes, I’m a Gummy Bear!”

But back to the past. The Cult of Ads continued after this. They worshiped the Sword Lady as their queen. 

But it was painful for Mr. T Rex. He decided he was gonna go on a spiritual journey alone before returning to the cult.

That's when he went to England and fell in love with Tea, a glass of tea. They are happily married (It was a double wedding with Sword Lady and Pikaman, now Sword Man and Pikalady as they took each other’s last names). 

Tea perhaps is one of the most devoted cultists even though Tea can't read all the passages and must have someone read to her cuz she's illiterate due to being a glass of tea…

Or maybe that's what she wants us to think…maybe…she's been an undercover cop this whole time!

Dun, dun, dun!

[brainthreeze]

hi! more stuff about finrey and the deep sea au!!!!!

note before reading this: go read the intro to this au!

the nihilanth is the big bad at the end of the game in this au, not benrey, though benny does end up being antagonistic at points

(quick side note: the nihilanth is probably going to get a complete fuckinv overhaul to make it more menacing and fit in more with the whole theme…. no giant space baby sorz..)

Xen has different “sections” most of it is water but there are air pockets and such, hence why there’s still “land” creatures from Xen (normal peeper puppies, headcrabs etc)

EMMET CALHOUN canon, and literally the only other remaining member of benrey’s species (the rest are dead blehghh). he escaped Xen a few years prior to black mesa capturing benrey. he ended up going undercover as human and actually applying for a security job at BM.

Benrey can still change size, noclip, shapeshift, etc.. BUT NO SWEET VOICE. instead he has the orbs on his tail, he can detach them and they’ll grow back (moreso just pop back into existence but egghghhhh) tehy have yhe same effects, and you can eat them lol :3

benny pulls all the bitches but the main one I’m gonna focus on will probably be evil Powerade (darnrey!) i think their dynamic would be really cute

after his tests, he’s sometimes allowed to roam around the facility, so long as he doesnt cause trouble.

also: the viewing window in his tank is at the top of the tank, the inside is very dark, littered with xen flora and fake rock structures, he has a sort of "den" almost, in a small cave near the bottom of the tank (its a very big tank) there's also an airlock near the window that he (and the scientists) use to get in and out of the tank, but he prefers noclipping through the glass. (this is very damaging esp because the room that the window is connected to doubles as Tommy's office.....)

note: ty to @cerereann for encouraging me to go through with making this shit in the first place muah muah best boyfriend

[misterflesheater]

hey queers

Evil Powerade sketches cuz they mean something to me

[femboyyuri]

my dune part two review is that drinking powerade makes you evil

[nonbinaryphantom]

canon vlad and danny meeting roleswap danny and vlad would be funny bc rs!danny would side with canon vlad for a cornchip and the opportunity to piss off rs!vlad. canon vlad will just be like omg a danny that knows evil AND will side with me (he does not know that rs!danny is ALSO willing to betray his ass for a smoothie). and canon danny and rs!vlad are like see what i have to deal with. except canon danny would take a lot longer to warm up to rs!vlad but he would go. wow you look weird when you arent powerade blue. and rs!vlad will have his worldview enabled that danny is capable of good

[fishgirl514]

evil flavor powerade

[the-firebird69]

The drink is no longer refreshing even the regular sugar is deadly and people recognize it and it stinks the diet ones make you dehydrated later and for hours if not more and our son just noticed it he said I didn't get hydrated last night and it's weird and I had the cheese and it's working but he was dehydrated and it is this drink the diet version people are not drinking it now and it's going to become very unpopular after we post and they're sitting there trying to threaten him for stuff and we go after them every time and we take away the residuals too and they just keep doing it and they're sick and I think they have ai and they don't we are tired of these people okay they're stupid and they support the Max and the empire and we need them gone and the pseudo empire idiots and even their leaders say are stupid and they're not just supporting them but they're offering the door into the area and we have to fight for it and it's a bloody fight but it works if not for us the foreigners might have lost access already it's true too now he is an idea for this drink and it is to take the bottles from the bottom facility and take them because we'll kill the people there first because they're evil and we will bottle beer from the generic beer company they have a small one a medium-sized and they come in 6 and 8 packs or something and then a decent size one in a big one and we're going to do all of them in beer with the same twist off tops cuz they're airtight and they always say it too cuz they're fancy people same with Powerade and there's a few more drinks that do this with stevia and we're going to start taking that and we will make the same beer and a whole bunch of different plastic bottles and we'll find out which one they like and his son and daughter-in-law wish to make the mug and yeah they're god and goddess from their cadre but they're from their family and they're going to try and do that at the same time and he they said it popularizes it and it hurt his idea you make handles and he got it from one of these guys and you put the handles all four in on the four pack and they're big I mean we're talking those big water things from Crystal fountain or whatever it is and they're good size maybe not that big but they're pretty they're three quarters of that and it's like a Poland springs jug and you take them out and you pull the handle to the side it locks in place automatically it's a simple plastic handle and you can use it and read it and it's awesome the idea is awesome and he's worked on it for quite a while and his son and daughter-in-law did and came up with it and they're working on and on four of them in one pack fix up the big part of your refrigerator and you hand them out and you have beer all night long the plastic keeps it cooler and then the tin or aluminum and people love it it's much healthier for you the plastic is not off guessing in the soda bottles in diet bottles cuz he process it so many times and we are going to do it now and start selling this beer and soda bottles too with so many and we reconstitute the bottles and turn them into plastic beer cans that are brown and our generic beer I'm going to start doing it now and we're going to start our breweries up

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues Hera

I suppose death race will start I'm going to fight over the brewery and other stuff and we have to and we really should be making something

Trump

Trump is being overwhelmed and nobody thinks he's a good guy and we don't and he's getting screwed by people maybe they're kidnapping him and they're scaring him because that's what he's saying he's doing and they're they're getting hurt really badly and fairly soon they're going to be out but no they're taking a lot of hits from what's going on and their cash is all of them are breached and half of them are about 70% or 65% empty and there's a rush on them and the others are beginning to empty and the average about 15% and it's a lot of stuff we're taking our share and it's a big share and the Max and foreigners are too they get a huge amount in the max are pissed off and the idiot thought it was going to tie it up so he said it and he thinks he's still running it with robotics and he's a nutcase

Thor Freya