#evil morty rp

[militiamortys]

Everyone always complains about life on the Citadel, especially for those of us Mortys who are clones or lost our Ricks. Meanwhile, the Council has graciously allowed us to either go to school to find a new Rick, or choose to remain Rickless and accept the burdens and consequences that come along with that.

As Mortys of the militia, we're here to answer all your burning questions about what it's like and to spread the Council's grace to as many Mortys as are willing to listen. Since neither of us are commissioned officers, we do also have an officer here to make sure we're not divulging any secret information. He'll be checking and scanning our posts to make sure everything is as it should be.

OPINONS EXPRESSED REPRESENT THE FEELINGS OF THE INDIVIDUALS RUNNING THIS BLOG AND IN NO WAY OFFICIALLY REPRESENT THE CITADEL, MILITIA, OR COUNCIL.

This blog will mostly be canon-typical but TW for propaganda and cult rhetoric. I'm the same mod from @chrysanthemumcanary and @mortysquared I'm an adult, but please no NSFW (even with Major). This is basically an AU where Evil Morty was captured by the Citadel, forcibly enlisted into the military, and made to start a blog to convince other Mortys not to kill their Ricks. (She's biding her time) There's a few other differences between her and canon but that's the important one.

Intros and MRS014AQ

I'm Private Morticia Chauncey Smith D-354! My friends call me Morti, but you can call me Chrys! It's short for Chrysalis, like a butterfly, since I've still got a long way to go, but I'm turning into a better person every day! ^-^ Please use she/her pronouns for me!

I'm Sargent Morty #2877. I'm a clone, which is why I don't have a dimensional code or a full name. My friends call me Sevens or Chauncey, I don't have a huge preference between them.

Major Rick S-014 reporting in. I'm mostly here for supervisional purposes.

MRS014AQ

Q: Chrys, weren't you the Morty that killed 28 Ricks in cold blood?

A: Yes! I was deeply misguided after the loss of my Rick and immensely hurt. I felt like if I wasn't allowed to have a Rick, no one should. I'm growing past that now, but it's still hard to remember him, and even harder to remember everything I've done.—Chrys

Q: Chauncey, weren't you the Morty that turned Chrys in? Any hard feelings between you two?

A: Yes, that was me. I'd been working undercover for a bit, but we finally managed to stage an ambush. I mean it's a little hard to get past all the devastation I've seen her cause, but I don't want to get in the way of her growth. That's part of the reason we started this blog together, to show no hard feelings between us.—Chauncey

Sevens is absolutely right. I was absolutely pissed when he first brought me in, obviously, but the Citadel has shown me the error of my ways, and I'm so grateful that he was able to stop me before I did anything worse.—Chrys

Q: Major Rick S-014, how should we address you if we don't want to type out your full dimensional code?

A: You will type out my full dimensional code and title regardless.—Major Rick S-014

[evilmortymortimer]

Is this anything

[msc137]

someone pretty awesome once said, "people who can do pottery are cool", and i gotta say i agree!

[ooc: this was drawn by @mortricken]

[emorty]

Loser has no idea I took a picture of him. Too locked in on pottery.

I don't think I'm going to move anymore. There's something more important to me here than anywhere else.

[girl-rick]

Round two of art to keep y'all occupied

These ones are more morticia and pawn centered

@presidentpawn

[x1633chefrick]

Butcher, how’s it with the priest? Is he struggling much?

NOPE. He just wriggles like a worm.

@priest-richard-sanchez ))

[evilrickz-6725]

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

[fallingthruthehourglass]

The boy <3

[basementdwellerrick]

Who else wants to be put in . My glorious . Jar collection .

@og-rick @sharkrick @drhotpenis @j-19zeta7 @beefsaw @surgeonrickk @spacepiratericky @ricksanchez

@reporiiiiick

@e-22912

@butterflyrick

@scoliosisrick @jsmith1912

[colonthreemorty]

alright. uh. me and @emorty are on our way.

- @msc137

AHH IM SO EXCITED!! I HAVE AN OUTFIT ONA ND EVERYHTIN SND I HAVE GIFTS AND!

[eye-patch-dude]

Respond to this post with ideas of what to do in my space mansion,I'm so bored.

[l0rd-0f-3ntr0py]

♩♬♪ I JUST WANNA CAUSE A LITTLE ENTROPY ♩♬♪

Entropy Rick “Izanami” rick and morty oc rp blog!! admin is @thestrawberrypatch

profile pic art by @zombeebrainz

blue lace dividers by @waspsribbon

I don’t mind you thirsting over him just don’t be too gross/explicit pls

• ocs welcome ofc!!

• rps open, dm me!! (discord is strxwberry.drexms - let me know before sending a message rq so i know who it is, please!)

Iza will speak in bold blue

admin type will be in bold italic pink

[not-the-citadel-official]

damn, seems like everyone from the teen curve is kind of a laughingstock, even the evil morty!

feat: evil morty (teen rick's curve), bird morty, morty c-137, anti-morty, chance, and emo morty.

she ninnie on my peenie til I

kisses, @thoughts-and-gayers!

[msc137]

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Morty? Morty?! Let me in, now!

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

She doesn't stop banging on the door. If Morty doesn't respond soon, she's just going to barge in.

- @emorty

the incessant knocks stir him from a dreamless unconsciousness. his eyes are half-lidded as he stares at the door.

he doesn't want her in. doesn't want her to see him like this, for so many reasons that he can't find the words for with the way his head is pounding.

but he doesn't have any words. can't find the energy to even groan in pain. can't find the energy to even shift his position in the bed.

[emorty]

morty dreams of falling, of plummeting down into a dark depth of unknowable fear. he reaches out, desperately, and finds something to hold onto. it's slippery under his fingers, but he grips it tightly. doesn't let himself fall any further. both his arms wrap around it, simple survival instinct, and it's warm and heavy in his hold.

finally finding peace in his dream, he slowly blinks awake, to find himself tightly holding onto the only other person he's seen in the past week.

shit!

he yells, and scrambles backwards.

shit shit shit!

i didnt mean to do that! im so sorry!

his face is red, flustered, and his voice is anxious, embarrassed.

he's acutely aware of the delicate intricacies of the situation, but long story short? he fucked up.

- @msc137

Effie startles back awake. For a split second she goes to pull him back towards her before she remembers the situation.

She sits up and rubs her eye.

Good morning.

She blushes.

You were holding onto me when I woke up earlier. I couldn't really move so I decided to go back to sleep.

She clears her throat anxiously.

Sorry for falling asleep so abruptly last night.

[gayasbitts]

Anyone else want all those rick rp blog to do the hunger games or is that me?

As of wrighting this i just saw a post that already did something similar so now im just gonna post this out of shame