#evil clown fandom

[galedekarios]

i need those thinkpieces of how you can't actually be evil in datv to stop.

it's not the point of the game to be evil and they never claimed you could be evil. it's three different flavours of hero, the same it has been in all bioware games.

bg3 did claim you could be evil and it had to add those evil storylines in about a year later bc it was literally devoid of consequences other than npc = dead.

no one complains that you can't join the wild hunt in tw3, no one complains you can't bash in atreus's skull in gow, no one complains that you can't join the reapers in me.

i am so tired of this double standard with datv by people determined to bash it for clout and who haven't engaged with it genuinely on the basis of what it is: a bioware game in a long line of bioware games.

there are legitimate faults with the game that we can talk about all day (lore inconsistencies, retcons, writing quality of dialogue i.e. my personal pet peeve of using the word 'okay' in fantasy settings and far more egregious examples, the secret ending, etc), but bashing it for something it never claimed to be is utterly idiotic.

[mister-random]

Silly clown creature

I don't even remember what his creepypasta was about, but he was my favorite when I was in highschool, so yeah, making my infant-self happy again

[grapefaygodude69]

GAMZEE: honk.

day 95

jeez i need to draw gam more often in god tier

[macabrebatz]

Updated my masterlist to include more of the characters I write for AND I actually opened up requests (*insert surprised pikachu face*).

I’m NOT taking requests for smut right now because I’ve got enough of that going on in the long fic that I’m working on right now. Saving my smut writing energy lmao. BUT if you have anything else you can go for it. Slight n s f w is ok but I’m not writing full blown smut at the moment.

There are already some requests that I never got to in my inbox that I’m getting to now. I’ll probably only keep requests open for a short time because I don’t want to get overwhelmed.

[ryukiki]

Nothing quite like going to an anime bar for a convention's after party and watching a bunch of cosplayers pole dance to Evangelion and FNF remixes. Kinger from The Amazing Digital Circus, Bella Dimitrescu, and Sailor Uranus busting it down until fem!Buggy the fucking clown (in fishnets and platform boots) climbs half way up the pole, then some pirate samurai dude climbs it to the fucking ceiling and everyone starts screaming. Sailor Uranus just slapped Kinger's ass. A fennec fox's parents are busting it down while xey're in the corner giggling. A conga line, led by ANOTHER pirate, circles the room. The conga line breaks off and the pirate is now Jojo posing and twerking. The fennec fox is wagging xeir tail like there's no tomorrow.

John Titor from Reverse 1999 is on their phone in the corner blogging about it, drinking a Shirley Temple.

[natasha-in-space]

A very niche post that probably no one will relate to, but I've been laughing so damn hard at the Silent Hill 2 Remake presentation at State of Play. God, I can't remember the last time I saw something so bad I genuinely couldn't even be mad at it. Why does Angela look like that. Why do they all sound like that. Why are the graphics like that. Why are the environments built like that. Why is the camera angle like that.

I mean, it's Konami, so maybe it'll actually turn out decent in the end, but. Goddamn. Tell me you missed the whole point without telling me you missed the whole point. Love how they're clearly trying to follow the Resident Evil 2 Remake formula without actually understanding why it worked for that specific franchise in the first place.

Also, I hope everyone who bashed onto Silent Hill Homecoming are real silent now. At least that game knew what to do with its atmosphere and used the camera angle in a pretty damn smart way.

Anyway.

I'll be laughing at the horrendous voice acting and emotionless face structures.

This is gold.

I love being a survival horror fan

[academyofbrokenhearts]

Of Nightmares and Late Night Encounters

Kaya has a nightmare and Suna wakes him up. The rest, as they say, is history. One-shot.

My brain came up with this scene late at night on Christmas Eve, when I was trying to fall asleep, and it (obviously) didn't leave me alone until I actually wrote the entire thing. As mentioned in the tags, I have no idea how KaySun will evolve in canon, so I don't know how (or if) what I wrote here will fit in with the show. But whatever. This fandom deserves nice things.

AO3 link here.

Suna had been a light sleeper for most of her life.

It was like her subconscious was finely tuned in to catch even the smallest sign of something not being right in her environment. As a child, she would always wake up and reach out to Seyran whenever her sister had nightmares, her touch and whispered words always more than enough to soothe her and return her to a calm sleep. If she couldn't protect Seyran from the regular horrors of the day, she could at least protect her from the horrors that were haunting her sleep - which, Suna suspected, were the same anyway.

She had kept the habit of waking up at least once per night as an adult, even after Seyran had married and left her proximity, never truly being able to enjoy an uninterrupted night of sleep, always on edge.

She had enjoyed a change in her sleeping pattern only since marrying Kaya. Having him around during the night was comfortable in a way she hadn't expected. Kaya was keeping to himself for the most part, and, outside of the moments when they were being intimate, was extra careful to not cross into her personal space, putting a respectful distance between the two of them. He was also an exceptionally calm sleeper, not moving much during the night; he would fall asleep on his belly, hugging a pillow, and Suna suspected that's how he would usually wake up as well, although, thanks to her newfound ability to sleep without interruption during the night, she hadn't yet had the chance to wake up before him to test her theory.

So when she unexpectedly wakes up during what appeared to initially be just another regular night, she knows something is amiss.

With her mind still slightly foggy, she looks next to her, at Kaya who's still asleep (on his back, she quickly takes note), and at first cannot quite believe her eyes, but sure enough, she has seen a similar picture many times before. Kaya's breath is accelerated, his fingers clutching the sheet, the pillow on the floor, away from his grasp, and yeah, all signs point out to him having a nightmare.

A heartbeat passes, and she's not quite sure what she should do - if she should do anything at all. But then a brief pained moan escapes his lips, so her need to soothe takes over, and she reaches out to him, touches his forehead gently with her palm.

He wakes up with a shudder, and Suna almost backs off, but his eyes quickly focus on her, and he catches her hand with his before she can completely withdraw it.

"Suna," he whispers.

"I'm sorry," Suna whispers back, not exactly knowing what to say. "It looked like you were having a nightmare."

He swallows once, twice. "Yeah, I think I was," he says, no longer looking at her. "Did I bother you?"

He looks uncomfortable, and Suna remembers his reaction the morning after he had fallen asleep crying in her arms. At the time, she had thought he was being distant to punish her, but looking at him now, she realises it was probably also because he didn't like showing his hidden vulnerability.

"Don't worry about that," she replies. "I'm a light sleeper normally."

His features relax a bit, and he turns on his side to look at her, his hand still on hers. "Sorry anyway," he says. "I don't know why, but I don't seem to sleep well on my back."

A pause, then he adds:

"But I didn't know you're a light sleeper. It's a bit surprising."

"I used to be a light sleeper, at least," Suna amends, and for a moment she thinks whether it's okay to share this with him or not, but they did promise to be honest with each other, and she doesn't see what harm it could bring. So she adds: "It seems like I sleep better with you around."

His gaze becomes pensive, and he studies her for a while, without saying a word, his hand moving slightly over hers in touches just as gentle as her own touch on his forehead earlier. Suna feels her cheeks reddening slightly, but holds his gaze, waiting.

He eventually speaks again:

"Suna, is it okay if I hold you for a while?"

And she doesn't know what pushes her to say it. Maybe it's the fact that it's late at night, maybe it's the constant gentleness he treats her with, his great care around her, the respect regarding her boundaries, the way he looks in semidarkness, eyes on her. Maybe all of those at once.

But she says it.

"You can do much more than hold me. If you want."

He doesn't say a thing, but, before she can even start to second guess herself, his lips are on hers, and his kiss is hot and heavy.

*

Even with all her lack of experience and general shyness in intimate situations, Suna doesn't think Kaya realised that she was technically a virgin during their first night together.

Because he took so much time, touching her intently, pausing to ask her whether it felt good, encouraging her initially timid touches as well, that by the time he entered her, she was so relaxed that it didn't hurt, and she never bled.

He never quite asked her what happened in her first marriage; he probably suspects she was assaulted, but never asked for any details, and that's something she's quietly grateful for. She doesn't think she can share with anyone the sort of humiliation she was made to endure. Not even with him; not yet, anyway. She doesn't know why, but she feels deep in her core that he wouldn't judge her.

She's not used to ask for what she wants; she was always in the background of her own life, never being able to oppose whatever bad things would happen to her at any given moment.

There's nothing bad about this, though, nothing bad about the way his arms hold her, nothing bad about his lips on her throat, nothing bad about his whisper in her ear "you can stop me if I become too rough", nothing bad about his hands on her bare skin.

He's indeed less gentle than the previous times they did it, his hands wandering around more freely, his touch a bit more insistent, his whispers more commanding: "tell me how to do it, tell me how you like it", words that would normally make her blush in any other situation, but not here, not with him.

She feels him deep inside of her, intensity building up to the point that she can barely hold herself together, and it's frightening, but also exhilarating. "Let go," he murmurs, "let go, let go, I won't be able to last long either", and that's what finally sends her over the edge.

*

When she returns from the bathroom, she expects to see him already clothed, as it usually happens after their intimate encounters. But he lays between the sheets in the same position he was when she left, and, as far as she can see, he's still naked.

She pauses for a bit, then, almost without realising, slips out of her robe and lets it fall to the ground before climbing back into bed.

He reacts immediately, moving towards her, hands touching her tenderly. "Is it okay like this? Sorry, I didn't really feel like moving, but I can-" and then he pauses, and she knows he realised she's also naked behind the sheets.

"It's okay," she smiles. "It's comfortable."

His head moves towards her shoulder, his body almost completely covering hers, and Suna holds him gently, her fingers playing with his hair. She feels him from head to toe, a pleasant warm weight on top of her.

It's beautiful. It's scary.

She thinks she knows what love is, but she doesn't quite know how to define this, whatever it is that's between them. She just knows she doesn't want it to end.

"Suna," she hears him speaking. "Will you hold me like this for a bit longer?"

And so she gives the only answer that wouldn't sound like a lie: "Always."

*

He's still asleep when she wakes up in the morning.

[jokersexymancompetition]

Evil Clown Contest Redemption Round Three

[cruelprincae]

Me: I am close to finishing the pjo book series and after that, I will read the IT book, and then the darkest part of the forest.

Tumblr: *suggests IT blogs in every possible chance it gets*

Me: what the fuck

[benjaminallhope-fulltimemind]

I love this video, just finished watching it and i think people who like long video essays, Steven king, and literature will enjoy it.

[gaywatch]

no idea if maybe you’ve already seen this, but! just in case you haven’t, because I feel like you’ll enjoy this parallel/comparison (especially considering who it was made by…)

https://pin.it/4H3QUPp

https://www.tumblr.com/cuthalions/694610137050136576/my-savior-han-joo-won-who-actually-came-to

LOVE your reactions, thank you for your channel!!!

I did not know this about Beyond Evil, what a great thing to wake up to.

The naysayer obviously has no experience with transformative works, most likely because they're straight and 95% of everything is made for them, so it's always adorable when they clutch pearls and act like you can only enjoy canonically queer things (as if queering straight narratives isn't a tradition that dates back at least a couple centuries). It must suck to be shackled to canon like that.

Also fuck that person for acting like there's a dividing line in fandom and the queers better stay on their canonical side?? Like damn who elected you hall monitor.

The irony of them launching into an otherwise valid point about the instances where shippers clown themselves and then yell 'queerbaiting' when that was never the intent of the creators in the first place getting wholly swallowed by Beyond Evil not being one of those instances is ::chef's kiss::

[crimeronan]

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absolutely fucking flabbergasted by the fucking AUDACITY it takes to start a response to one of my posts (which is about getting kudos on ao3, NOT about anything feminism-related) like this. and expect some kind of thoughtful response or positive reception.

i blocked this person immediately but theyre probably still gonna show up in the notes so. if you're wondering how i feel. get bent????? LMAO????????

[grapefaygodude69]

TC: wHaDdUp MoThErFuCkErS

day 91

[yahoo201027]

Day in Fandom History: November 21…

Star joins Janna at the graveyard for a once-in-a-hundred-year event of a dead clown rising from his grave but Star, while waiting for the big event, begins to have second thoughts after Marco joins Jackie at the school dance. “Bon Bon the Birthday Clown”, premiered over 7 Years Ago.

[delicatebluebirdruins]

I have been wanting to ask this for a while Why would Mia be put in prison after Rose is a little older and not directly after the events of seven?

[nite-v4mp]

Cesar Clown kinda….