#evewwing

[psn-stalling]

It.

It souwnds even wowse in pewson. The typing is NOWTHING compawed to my voiwce wight now. SNGGSNSJFFJSJSGDJGSJGSGJGDJ

[forestmorimori]

There's SNOW in my hometown

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

Haru is discussing her Halloween plans with Hikari, Fleur, and Chika at recess.

“Okie girls! I got the bestest idea evew!” Haru said excitedly as they sat under the playground.

“Oooh! We should go as Precure girls!” Fleur smiled.

“No! Powew wangews!” Chika barked.

Hikari shared a glance with Haru

[post-uwuifier]

yoo know what f it, hiatus ovew, it’s my biwthday tomowwow and I gotta keep spweading my infuwuence evew fuwthew!! And if I can, so can yoo UwU

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KANAYA: Do You Ever Say Something And Then Think "Wow This Isnt Even A Bit Im Just Like This"

NEPETA: :33 < do yoo evew say someting and den tink "wow dis isnt even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU"

KANAYA: I Feel Dirty After Hearing That

NEPETA: :33 < do yoo n33d a scwubby wubby? OwO

KANAYA: I Think I Do Need A Scwubby Wubby To Be Honest But Not From You

NEPETA: :33 < when is it my turn to be happy.

[doyouneedmedicalwesistance]

inktowbew day 31: free space

stwong mad ive always been mowe of a bugs man myself. they taste crunchy.

say bubububs i weally like youw fweddy fazbeaw costume

poopmn i didnt know you could get any scawier. good on you i think

hey pom pom. uh. ball?

hey mawzipan i weally like youw ovewalls costume

the cheat nice tails! uh who awe you supposed to be?

AaAaAaA papers, please!

hey the king of town i weally like youw young the king of town costume

hey stwong sad. why the hell would you dwess up as winston chuwchill the hell. actually was he bad i dunno

wun like the wind!!!! wun homestaw wun!!!

stwong bad no one has evew played tag team wwestling fow the nes stop weaching

been spendin morst my life lorving in an ormish poridise

[avillanappears]

“oh man, stwong bad. you have to twy this new, squid’s game. they sewiously have the coolest idols evew. shivew, fwye, and bigm’n.”

“homestar, that game came out like, five years ago. also that’s not what squid game is.”

“yes it is! look, thewe’s one now!”

[dectech]

guy who was wecent-*ahem* recently tewn-TURNED into a fuRRy and is desperatewey-LEY trying not to talk in UwU-speak but it's w-LIKE his mouf's in an evew-so-swightwey-(oh furw fuck's sake, i am usuawwy not dis bad at dis I sweaw) MOUTH'S IN AN EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY different shape and it keeps scwewing him UP AND HE SWEAWS ITS DWIVIGN HIM FUCKIGN N U T S-

[artsspangledpumpkin]

False Start Ch. 7: Closer to the Morning AO3/FFN

Is it up or down or am I spinnin'?Let's go plan a party like it's New Year's EveWe can toast the end and the beginnin'

Start From the beginning or check out the story Playlist! Youtube | Spotify

[herssian]

don't i desewve a widdle weward for not knowing anything evew? 🥺

[psn-stalling]

Pewippew Maiw! A cat statuette that makes you onwy speak and type in UWUspeak!

WHAT

NO

YOU WITERAWWY CAN'T DO THIS TO WITTLE OLD ME

WHAT HAVE I EVEW DONE WRONG IN MY ENTIWE LIFE

I AM AN INNOWCENT WITTLE GUY 💔💔💔

[sharprabbit-kit]

During recess, Haru sprints over to Kit with a big smile on her face. “Kit! I got the bestest idea evew! We shouwd have a supew big sweepovew!! We can pway togethew, go to the pawk, pway with my toys and watch movies!!” She said happily as she hugged Kit.

@haru-the-shork-child

Kit hugged back tightly

[uwmspeccoll]

A Moser New Year’s Eve

We close out 2022 with these somber wood-engraved landscapes separated by images of icebergs by noted wood engraver, book designer, and fine-press publisher Barry Moser from his 1983 Pennyroyal Press edition of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, or, The Modern Prometheus, printed by master printer Harold McGrath in a limited edition of 350 copies. The original edition, of course, was published in London in 1818, and Moser’s production was based on a copy of that edition from Special Collections at the Smith College Library.

With its somber winter imagery and our own penchant for wood engravings (18% of our posts for 2022 have wood engravings), we thought this was an appropriate way to ring out the old and ring in the new, as our graduate intern Olivia is currently working on a major exhibition of Barry Moser’s work to open in February 2023. Our copy of the Pennyroyal Frankenstein is another gift from our friend Jerry Buff.

We wish you all a safe and festive passage into the New Year!

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[post-uwuifier]

WAHHHHHHHH BOOPS TIME!!!! >w< BEST FEATUWE EVEW UwU

[nebuladreamz]

I'm nyot nyowma,Evew time I see a dwaw of sun/moon...

I GO FEWAW >w> ,GOD DAMNYIT,HOW DO YOU DWAM HIM SO GOOD????? EVEW TIME I SEE HOW YOU DWAW SUN/MOON FACES/SMIWES >w> IT'S SO FU-DKWSKSTSWFN-KING GOOD

Man, I wuv youw dwaws,make me want to sawve aww of them

Wov u ♥️

[that-one-pretty-bitch]

POV: 2014 Wattpad

DISCLAIMER: This is PURE mockery of 12 yr olds on wattpad do, if it bothers you in any way please click off.

If your my moots PLS read this

Hey guys, I think I start new book UwU btw it Fanfiction :)

(A/n: This is on things that happen to me so please be nice :(( ) 

DISCLAIMER: This is purely fictional (please don’t flag us)

Hi. My cute name is (y/n). I’m 4’3” and habv cute 5’ blonde hair. I cutely wake up cutely and cutely yawn cutely as my cute, birdght blue gtlitery orbs cutely tkse in the bootifulful woldrd around cute me. Sure, my dad beat cute me to death while in prison in Tuvalu, but that’s okay, because I probably cutely deserved it. I cutely look at my cute self in the mirriao0, and wihydoft, tears cutely begin to form in my cute, brigtht belur cute orbs. It’s hard cutely living all alone, speciaily since my mother left cute me to go buy milk all those years ago. My whoeleeeç family was kileldn before my cute eyes when I was very little, but the murderer kidngaπped cute me bcz of how cute I was. They were never really there for cute me. I cutely remember cutely how they didn’t show up to my own cute birth.  I cutely get drqeessed in a sihmple yet cute outfit and tie my sleuek, shiny, cute, blonuqd hair into a cute messy bun.

Cutely bqldsitibg the fight song I cutely walhgk to sgfchohiol, cutely go to the rofj4jwlf, and cutely skiepe mcayh even though I’m cutely failing it. I cutely snqghs the fdigneht song and cutely stppoledt sdomethdonec who was passing by, they comepktedisk my cute voice, and told cute mghe how I cutely savesdjlk their life with my cute words. Cutely smiling, I cutely walk down to my next class cutely rejecting the confessions I get because I’m not like other girls. While the other popppljurlahe girls wear 69 tons of mkaejp and talk about boys and hair and other silllyen stuff, I enjoy cutely writing fanfiction, cutely bursting into song in the middle of the school bathroom, and cutely putting my riarhn in cute messy buns. I cutely walk over to my cute lockoeihrrej and then cutely gapsdjskm. It was Gegina Reorge, the most pouôpoular girl in the worklde, her preantse left her a trust fund for 420 trillion dollars. She walks past my cute lckoer wearing Gucci. She glared at cute me with her malaciouupos green orbs and grinned as she spilled her icirfd coffee on my cute dooursllar store shoes. My parents gave my mewamhn siblings all of their moyney, and now, I have to cutely live in a cute luxury apartment in California all by my cute self while cutely working my cute part-time job at the local bakery. “Whoops, sorry” she sneered. I sighed cutely. She’s been the bane of my cute wxitsencej ever since I was cutely in the womb. Suddenly, a boy appepars in front of cute me. My cute cnehs begin to cutely quiver. It was Chad McDickson. “Hey you,” he says. “Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-es-s-s-s-s?” I cutely ttsutrek. “Move,” he said. His myhceoius black hair and eggnimgthiccccc dark orbs met mine. “O-o-o-o-f-f-f c-c-c-c-our-r-r-se. I-i-i-i-i-i-m-m-m s-s-s-s-o-o-o-r-r-r-y” I cutely stutter. 

Update: My mom told cute me to go to bed eawly and I cutely dwopped my cute pencil on the floow at school. I’m sowwy guys, but my cute mental health is cutely getting baddew and my family is toxic. My cwush didn’t look at cute me even though I cutely twipped cutely and cutely fell cutely 30 cute feet away compwetewy out of his wision. I can’t believe senpai didn’t notice cute me :(. ToT I don’t know if I’ll evew be abow to keep up. Honestly I feew wike cutely crying. UwU <3 ToT 

Update: I stwarted listening to Misery by Maroon 5 and I wewate to it so much, it descwibes my cute but tewwible wife in pewfect cute detaiw. Owoi

Timeskip bc im lazy xD <3 uwu

I’m at Chad McDickson’s party. The party is suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper craycrayaycray. Everyone in school is there and I cutely can’t believe I was cutely invied to the suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper amazinh party. I cutely picked out a cute outfit for the party and cutely tied my cute hair into a cute messy braid

 There wa loud busic blasting throught he expesnive loud spekers and everyone looked klike they were having a loy og fun. I cutely walked over to the bar and cutely grabbed a glass of drink and cutely drank from it. O no! I cutely thoguht. There i saw my wortsg enmey Gegina Reorge. She was wdrainh Louis Vitton and was with her fredns Heather Biatchson adn MacKenzie Dafuqer. They wre also wearing Louis Vitton and lokedin my cute direction. I cutely gapsed.  They were out to ruin my cute life anign.  They sudunety starte dto uh sc4ewm at wme. “Oh my gawd what is that ah-gly outfit. Dah-ling, are ya sure ya don’t want my family tah adopt ya?” I cutely cridde ion the unsidje and otusdideº.  I cutely ran utsiode into the highschool bathroom and started cutely crying. I  cutelyturn on my iPod 0.69 and start cutely singing fight song. “Dis is me fight song take back my life song prove im aight songgggggggggggg” I cutely sang while cutely crying. I cutely opwkjnejd my cute MHA manga and cutely got my cute tears all over it. I then cutely closed it and cutely cuddled my cute sexy Bakugo body pillow (uwu).  “OMG what is that cute voice?” I cutely gapsed cutely and cutely stuetterd cutely . It was Chad! His mawnly voice echoed throughout the bathroom. I cutely spueœkcd. He looked at cute me and I cutely looked back at him. It was true love. We kiss and stuff. Chad McDickson’s friends, Phil McCracken and Mike Hawk, appear. “Hey,” they say, “what are you doing with that loser”. Chad punches them in the face. Gegina shows up. “Oh my god are you dating my boyfriend’ she says. “Yes” i sirmk wit my newfounf confiebdence.  One Direction shows up. *music starts playing* “You’re insecure” they say, “not sure what for, you’re turning heads when you walk through the door. Don’t need makeup to cover up. You’re beautiful just the way you are. Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Baby you light you light up my world like nobody elsseeeee the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell you don’t knowOwO ydk your bootifulful”. ig more stuff happens idk what to do with my life. roll credits. 

Our cute, amazing, cute reviews uwu:

“This is one of the best writing pieces ever submitted. We will give the author if this deep and emotion text a nobel prize for how much this benefited society. Every sentence I read, I acquires 500 trillion more brain cells.” -The New York Times

“I built a time machine to come back from the dead and cutely say something about this beautiful piece of cute artistic, meaningful piece.” 

- Leonardo da vinci