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I think about this a lot
#relatable#everytime I get my period istg#idk it’s weird to think fictional characters are human and like get these kinda stuff#like wdym they poo and piss#i think i made this post before#tori spring#victoria spring#solitaire alice oseman#heartstopper#osemanverse
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Me: I’m going to put a heavier pad on because I’m bleeding a ton
My period after I do that:
#istg everytime I put on a heavy pad my period gets so light and then when I’m like ok I’ll put on a liner it starts bleeding a ton again#rope/spider post
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FUCK ADS!
ft. mikage reo
summary : when your stupidly rich lover sees you complaining about ads for the nth time.
wc : 556
note : was watching a kdrama that was unavailable on netflix and disney plus and istg im abt to drop it if i have to keep watching ads every 10 minutes 😕😕 + the drama im describing is inspired by a drama my friend forced me to watch during free period. it was funky as hell but it suited this short scenario lolz
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"Why do you even care? This was purely business after all." A girl plainly stated through the phone, unknowing of the pained expression of the other end's receiver.
"Fine then, so be it. Leave, and never return." The guy said, anger clearly lacing his tone. It was clear he was unsure with his feelings, a mix of anger, sadness, and disappointment, mainly at himself.
You gasped, sitting up straighter, "No! Don't you dare let her slip that easily!" You half-screeched, toning down your voice as to not bother your boyfriend who was doing his homework. It was to no avail anyway, as he quirked an eyebrow at your silent screaming that to him, sounded like the sound that would come out of a dying horse.
"NOOO– I CAN'T. DON'T YOU DA–" You nearly sobbed, until the screen of your phone went blank for a second, before playing a video of a girl promoting a shampoo. You went speechless, mouth still hung open after being interrupted. "You okay?" Reo asked, fully turning to face you, noticing your sudden silence compared to the wailing you'd been doing before.
"Reo... I'm gonna cry. Why do advertisements exist?" You groaned, plopping down on your boyfriend's bed, throwing your phone away. The audio of the ad changed into one of a song advertising a shopping app. (indo readers, iykyk. pengiriman cpt, gratis ongkir, hanya di lazada 🤕🤕)
Reo sat down next to you, picking up your phone. "How else would companies and apps like these make money, hmm?" He rhetorically asked, tapping away at your phone. You looked up at him, watching him do... whatever it is he needed to do on your phone.
"What're ya doing?" You asked after a short while, playing with the lose string on his sweatpants. "Mm.. Nothing. Don't worry your pretty little head about it." He says, continuing his business, and moving away everytime you tried to catch sight of what he's doing on your phone. "That's my phone, though..." You sighed, missing the glorious sight of handsome and beautiful men and women on your screen.
"Just give me a moment more, 'kay, baby?" And he kept his words, as he passed your phone back to you shortly after. "Ugh, he is so hot." You rolled over on your stomach, watching intently as the main lead's brother sits across the dining table from the main lead, picking on his food. "He's rich like you too, Reo." You pointed out, and now that, caught his attention. He gasped in mock offense. Snatching the phone away, he grimaced. "Nah, he doesn't even have half the looks or charisma I've got!" He scoffs, eyeing the man shown on the screen.
"Hey, give that back!" You reached for your phone, to which he simply put his arm up, effortlessly keeping it oit of reach from you, who had your arm out while laying on the bed. "Not until you say I'm better than him." You playfully rolled your eyes at your boyfriend's antics. "Mikage Reo, my love, you are a thousand times better than this completely fictional character on a screen. Happy?" You looked up at him, boring your eyes into his purple ones. He looked back at you with a satisfied smile, "Very." He happily hands you your phone, before getting up and resuming his homework.
Funnily enough, you didn't find yourself having to worry about ads anymore as you continued to watch your k-drama. (or j-drama, c-drama, anime, movie, heck even cartoons. i don't judge 🤷♀️)
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Hi Mars!!! How are you!!! So as you may have realized the moment I see certain things on my TL I run to your ask box immediately and this time is no differet
https://twitter.com/feelfeli/status/1612164988587614208?t=OG_EGMefNl9O3scQdpD4tA&s=19 (Link to support the artist)
Apparently this masterpiece is a year old and IM FREAKING ON LOVE❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
(Han in this pic also reminds me a ton of Skater Boy Jisung from that fic, istg I can't stop thinking about him or that fic help)
No because this picture is so...AH idk it's just so EVERYTHING!!! In a matter of seconds it became my favorite picture in my phone😭 (I have so many too so that says something) I'm so in love with this!!! Everything about Minsung is just so everything!!! I really wish I had the words to replace the word everything but everything is literally the best word to describe them!!!
Waiting and hoping I someday have something as special as what they have, or special all in its own because they're literally just so amazingly everything❤️❤️❤️🥺🤧
KJASHKAJSDKASDH i love to see you on my inbox, cubbs <33
this is one of my favourite minsung masterpieces too, there's people out there that just draws like an angel i swear. i wish i could do that. and yeah aksjdhkjasdh the best way to describe it is just... everything. everytime i think about them, i'm speechless.
it's not the first time i think that too, that hopefully some day in the future i will have the luck to find a person that complements my life and fill it with joy and understanding in the same way minho and jisung do for each other. i know that living those experiences together truly creates a bond that it's difficult to break. just the day-to-day of the trainee period is so stressful, you need to rely on your group members a lot. you become a family. you create a dynamic of blind trust and comfortable silences and complicit glances and moments of calm and evenings of laughter. you suffer with them and cry with them, but you also celebrate your victories and share your joys.
i have never in my life experienced that kind of soul connection, maybe just recently with a few people, but never at that level. and my heart aches to live it. because sometimes you can really feel so lonely... so i hope you get to have that bond with someone, cubbs <33
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istg everytime I get my period I experience either 9s or 10s NOTHING LESS.
My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.
I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”
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I was like does your immune system get weaker before your period? because istg everytime I get sick I start my period and it turns out that yes. That is exactly what is happening.
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Hello! ✌️I wanted to let you know that everyday before going to bed I check to see how my fellow Libra is doing, and that you made me fall in love with Stannis (another one falls victim to his awkward mannerisms and hot sense of justice 😔👊) and Ned (... actually they're pretty similar on these fronts, maybe you made me discover a new favourite type??), but also Tywin (the complexity of this terrible cold man, istg) and Roose ( *chuckles* I'm in danger) You're officially the kind of writer that make me wants to read everything of theirs, even if I'm not in the fandom, so: thank you for your service!
I've never asked any request in my life, but your soulmates au live rent free in my mind and so, if you feel like it, I'd like you to expand on an idea...? I don't have much, but this: soulmate au with Tywin, post Joanna (set in whichever time period you think best, so if just few years after her death, or with Tyrion already grown up) and he discovers that this lady from a minor house (that isn't exactly in good relations with the Lannisters) is his soulmate. And I mean, he knew that Joanna wasn't, but honestly he could never expect to have a similar connection with somebody else but her, so he always ignored that, hoping neither of them would ever meet their "true" half. I expect he would almost resent this, especially if he found in her something that made him admit she is a good match, but would he give up such a thing, anyway? Depending on the soulmate au you choose it might even not be his choice: if everyone see their connection and there is a certain expectation, nevermind if now she's a possible weakness to get to him through the bond they share.
As I've said it's just an idea. Obv ignore if it doesn't tell you anything/there's something you don't like/you don't want to! Thank you for your attention, and once again I must tell you how lovely is your writing, how adorable are your fluffy pets and how dear you are! Coming to this blog feels everytime like coming home ☺️
Sorry if I did any mistakes, English is clearly not my first language and since now that I found my courage it's likely I'll write to you again (if you don't mind ofc), so to distinguish me I can be your Milkyway anon🥛🛤️ (I'm sorry I had to! 😔😌) I actually have no preference: call me as you wish, I'll know which name to take lmao
Have a good day/night!!
first thank you for all the kind words!!! Im always pleased when I drag others into my Stannis hell >:)
So this is a very interesting concept! I did a lot of chewing on it and I have Some Thoughts
So starting from the top, Joanna and Tywin knew they weren't soulmates. They didn't care; they were close from a young age (childhood friends, imo) and they knew their duties and place. Stories and poems of soulmates uniting and having a Happily Ever After were just as common as tragedies where soulmates determined to be together started wars and destroyed entire Houses. The history of Westeros is already bloody and fraught with war. So, like many Highborn lords and ladies, they were expected to ignore it. And anyway, the ability to actually meet your soulmate is difficult in a society where there's no internet, instant messaging, etc.
(Now obviously all this depends on what sort of soulmate AU you're imagining, bc there's so many and they're generally not AUs I'm invested in anyway, but I digress)
Besides, Joanna and Tywin were very in love. For Tywin, cynical as he was, he believed all the talk and absurdity about soulmates obviously wasn't true. Or at least, people placed too much importance on it. For Joanna, she was content. She was in love and happily married and loved her two children. Who was she to go looking for some stranger, whom she didn't even know the identity or age or status of? The two of them were so in sync, they probably didn't even talk about it. They just silently had the same thought - who cares?
Again, depending on what soulmate AU you believe in - like, some say you know when the soulmate dies - the fact nothing happened when Joanna died felt cruel. Tywin still had a mark, or perhaps thoughts, or couldn't see color - again again, theres so many - and somehow... it's like the gods were telling him that she didn't matter. There's no grand change, because she wasn't "The One." He already dismissed the gods before. After Joanna's death and Tyrion's birth, he truly resented them.
Tywin is so used to purposefully ignoring the soulmate business, pushing it aside, that it becomes second nature. Many believed Joanna was his soulmate, though neither of them confirmed or denied that rumor. Perhaps even his children believed it. He never speaks of it, anyway. And if this is an AU where there's a specific mark, naturally he would hide it. It would become like an ugly scar, an imperfection he doesn't look at and ignores.
(More interestingly - if this is a lady who appeared to him when he was much older and she was younger, a soulmate mark/"tell" might appear in the middle of his marriage to Joanna. There was something annoying about his soulmate being some child and later some woman who would be half his age. Joanna actually found it amusing).
Moving on. A situation where he comes into contact with a Lady and she's "the one" - the one all those damned poems and songs are written about - it might actually silence him. Perhaps she doesn't even speak to him. He just knows when she walks into the room. And perhaps, there's that realization that she might have known before him.
(Imagine, depending on your favored soulmate AU, some poor woman finding out Tywin fucking Lannister is destined to her. What's worse; that it's while he's married? Or after Robert's Rebellion? If she's of a minor house, or a Great one? Hiding it from siblings or parents who hate him? What if she's married at the time?! Wild.)
She might actually believe there's a mistake. She's going insane. It must be someone else. Can these things be wrong? A lot will depend on her personal feelings about the soulmate business. Does she pursue him anyway, to see what happens? Does she stay the hell away, thinking it's "too late" for them?
Tywin would go from uncharacteristic shock, to quickly recovering, to full-blown denial. Obviously he was mistaken. Depending on your AU, this may be more difficult to ignore. But by god, he'll try. He's too prideful to even consider approaching her, unless there's a reason. And then he'll speak to her like any other person, determined to not express anything, to act as he always does. Even when they both know the truth.
It would be a long, painfully circular song-and-dance that would only progress under specific circumstances, like an arranged marriage. And even then. He's so damn prideful, not wanting to admit to himself when he begins appreciating or desiring aspects about her. He's so prideful! It's infuriating. And he hates being distracted from work and politics for things like feelings, even if he and Joanna were constantly involved in politics as a team.
It's a Whole-Ass Thing. As yall should expect from this awful man. And lord, if word got out to his family or any of Westeros about it ... madness.
#this is REALLY interesting and dependent on a lot of stuff so sorry if i meandered or wasnt specific lol#soulmate AUs arent rlly my jam but i like to think about consequences it would have on the world or characters#because yall know me :P#🥛🛤️ anon#can i just say that is an incredibly cute anon tag....#tywin lannister x reader#libra headcanons
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hi, this is my first ever ask so I'm not sure I'm doing this correctly, if that's the case I'm sorry; I don't know how tumblr works just yet >:')
would it be possible for you to write something about bakugo, pining incredibly hard for fem!reader and initially hating how strongly he feels about her? because they're not even friends, they only exchange few words occasionally and she doesn't even glance at his way whereas he slowly finds himself unable to divert his eyes from her during classes? shes always with damn deku and his friends and doesn't even seem interested in him at all but his heart can't ignore the way she looks at him proudly whenever they spar together, the way she sends him small confident smiles as they fight each other with all they have; so he thinks that maybe, maybe he might have a chance. basically bakugo liking reader so much he's completely lost in self-hatred because he always thought feelings were for weak romantics and not great people like him, but everytime he sees reader doing some badass things (again, like sparring with him and basically matching his skills etc...) he's reminded of how badly he likes reader? but when he finally accepts he's fallen for reader, after ignoring and trying to forget about how she makes him feel, he masters up the courage to confess? and it's a very clumsy confession because he's awkward and has no idea how to deal with those feelings? and he tries so hard to make reader realise he's never been more serious than now? and reader is startled and speechless before rejecting him? and at that point he's just completely humiliated, so he nods and walks away.
it might be a little dramatic but I've always been into unrequited love and one-sided pining. thank you, its okay if you don't want to write about this, i'll understand <33
𝓫𝓻𝓾𝓽𝓪𝓵 - 𝓴. 𝓫𝓪𝓴𝓾𝓰𝓸𝓾
character(s): katsuki bakugou x fem!reader (my hero academia)
reblogs are greatly appreciated!
a/n: AHHHHH this is so cute <33 honestly this is super exciting for me and this ask made me so happy, lovey. i’m fairly new to tumblr, i’m usually just a reader but i wanted to migrate here from wattpad so this made me so happy. here u are my love <33 i hope this lives up to what u wanted !! :)) a bit lengthy, but i had a lot of fun writing it !!!
summary: bakugou finds he’s rejecting his feelings for you in fear of becoming weak, however he just can’t seem to ignore you.
genre: fluffy, fluffier than the clouds istg, however the clouds are sprinking a little teeny weeny droplet of angst.
warnings: cursing (bakugou, duhh), one-sided pining (on bakugou’s part) second hand embarrassment (on bakugou’s part bc we can all agree he’s a complete idiot when it comes to trying to get someone’s attention), just bakugou being a jackass, i gave the reader a quirk
word count: 3,859
(pls excuse any typos or mistakes, i edited to the best of my ability but i miss some things sometimes !)
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part 2 is here my loves <3
brutal. it was utterly ruthless. he couldn’t focus, couldn’t think right. his hands were already exceptionally sweaty, but gosh when he saw your damn face, he was ready to explode. literally.
what the hell was it about you? was it your stupid smile? or the way you just seemed to carry every battle on your back? was it all the undeniably sweet things you do for others ‘just because’?
it made him angry that he thought about you, but gosh he couldn’t wait to see you every day.
just like any other day, bakugou found himself staring at the large door to the classroom, awaiting the moment you would bounce into his day, skirt shifting around your legs, bag slung loosely around your shoulders.
his leg was bouncing eagerly.
bakugou didn’t know when the feelings came. his cheeks just started flaring up all of a sudden and one day you just looked...different. you hadn’t done anything different to yourself. it was just him. not that he would ever admit that, to you or anybody else.
you were insufferable. you were stupid and obnoxious and so...so damn...
“y/n! come look at this!”
you’d come walking into class just as expected, and as soon as you did, that stupid nerd had called you over.
it didn’t help that deku sat right behind him, either. the two of you had recently gotten closer. bakugou noticed it last month when he yelled at the two of you to shut up about all might and get to work. he’d turned around to find you leaning over deku, hands resting on his shoulders while you peered at his phone.
“sorry, bakugou,” you’d said, barely acknowledging him. you had waved him off like an annoying fly. is that all you were to him? some nuisance that got in the way of your oh-so-entertaining conversations with deku?
all he heard nearly every day was your chipper voice talking to deku. always, “oh my gosh, midoriya, did you see the fight edgeshot was in last night?” or “midoriya! i have something to add to our quirk analysis book!”
that was the one that took the cake. you two dorks shared a notebook, occasionally passed between one another, and filled it with junk about quirks and pro heroes. but no matter how much he tried to tune you out, no matter how he tried to zone off and think about something else, you were always there. it made him want to vomit how much he thought about you.
you were doing an adorable shuffle over to midoriya’s desk and leaned over the table as you usually did while he angled his phone your way. “did you see this hero report?”
deku let you slip the phone out of his grasp to get a better look.
“no,” you breathed. “was this just recent?”
“yeah,” deku said, taking the phone back. “last night.”
“holy—”
“can you guys shut up over there?” bakugou said, his voice quaking.
“sorry, kacchan.” deku scrolled through the article.
dammit, bakugou thought. “i wasn’t talking to you, nerd. i was talking to shitface over here.” he jerked his head towards you. his eyes flared in anger when he saw you were looking down at your phone, now focused in on the article yourself. “i was talking to you, asshat!”
your eyes flicked up to his. you looked around for a moment before slowly pointing to yourself as if to say, “me?”
his face scrunched. “yeah, you. you’re so damn loud.” gosh, he hated how his voice was cracking, how he could feel his ears and cheeks lighting up in a swollen, cherry red. his stomach flipped.
she’s looking at you, gosh i’m sweating. i’m going to throw up. she’s so gorgeous. what the hell? they’re ugly as shit, i don’t think anything of them.
his eyes bore into yours.
“did you...need something?”
your voice broke his trance.
“kacchan, are you okay? you dozed off there for a second. you look like you’re burning up.”
bakugou looked to deku who was currently stretching out of his seat, arm extended. he pressed the back of his hand to bakugou’s forehead. “you’re really warm, kacchan. should we call recovery girl?”
it took him a moment to realize what was happening. his vision got blurry every time he was with you. bakugou smacked deku’s hand away. “i’m fine!” his voice lifted at the end, cracking. “i’m not sick. don’t you think i’d take better care of myself?”
“i don’t doubt you take good care of yourself, kacchan, but everyone gets sick once in a while. there’s nothing wrong with that.”
“i never get sick!” besides, if i got sick, i wouldn’t want you to be the one taking care of me.
he was still pissed. he was always in a bad mood, however, more so right now because you’d gone straight back to your phone and that stupid hero article that was supposedly so damn interesting.
soon enough, the bell rang, and you were seated at your desk. it was jirou’s old spot, however, after much convincing, you two had switched spots so you could be closer to deku. just a few months of getting close to the idiot and you two are suddenly best friends. jirou hadn’t minded one tiny bit, claiming she needed a break from how loud that section of the room was.
late as always, aizawa came trudging into your room. thankfully, his entire body wasn’t obscured by a yellow sleeping bag that smelled of something unwashed and coffee and gasoline. (for some reason, aizawa’s clothes always smelled of it.)
“lucky for you,” he began while shuffling papers on his desk, “all of you are doing training for these first periods.”
the class cheered in perfect unison, followed by their individual chatter. you had erupted with glee along with them, and bakugou was sure he felt his heart clench and then explode. just a tiny bit. but he shoved the feeling down just as quickly as it had come up.
“go out to the field and wait for further instructions. don’t make a sound in the halls otherwise, i’ll expel all of you.”
this shut everyone up in almost a second, the sound draining out just as water does. the first years trailed out into the hall, single-file mimicking the positions baby ducklings would take when following their mother.
bakugou found himself walking faster when he saw you take up your spot in the line, hoping to land his spot right behind you.
unfortunately, this idiot who considered himself bakugou’s friend tugged him back. “bakugou!” a familiar voice rasped.
“shitty hair, let go of me.”
“hey man, chill out. wanna partner up if we’re doing training in pairs?”
bakugou glanced at the line, the spot that should have been reserved for him now taken up by sato.
bakugou tugged his sleeve from kirishima’s hand. “whatever,” he snapped.
“sounds good!” kirishima flashed him a toothy grin and a thumbs-up. the bubbly feeling in bakugou’s chest died down as he stood behind sato, the overwhelming scent of sugar filling his nose, various candies that would go straight to your arteries.
“you smell like ass, damn,” bakugou remarked, squeezing his nostrils together.
luckily, sato was tall enough to not hear the insult, as he towered over bakugou by just another head. the line began moving like a sloppy train down to the change rooms.
bakugou scoffed as he listened to your giggle. he should be making you laugh.
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“you’ll be given partners randomly from this box.” aizawa held up a familiar red box. “inside are all your names. i’ll select one, then that person will come up and pick another name from the box. that will be your assigned partner for today. as soon as you have your assigned partner, i want you guys to get straight to work.”
denki raised a hand, speaking before being called on. “sensei, why are we getting random partners? we’re always allowed to choose.”
“in the real world, you’re going to come across different villains every day. you’ll never improve your skills or your quirks if you keep fighting the same person.”
denki sighed, slumping back.
dammit, bakugou thought, gritting his teeth together. there wasn’t any way he wanted to be partners with you. it’s obvious he’d win the fight in the first few seconds.
yes! exactly right! bakugou internally grinned. his fluctuating feelings had finally soothed themselves. you were just another extra, and he had no room for you in his head.
aizawa took a moment to fiddle with the slips of paper inside the box. soon enough, he pulled out a name. “todoroki.”
todoroki walked up, digging his hand into the box when aizawa held it out for him. he pulled out a name, delicately unraveling the slip. “uraraka, you’re my partner.” he deadpanned.
the brunette grinned. “great!”
the two found their own spot on the field, and the class’s attention was once again diverted to their grouchy teacher as he pulled out another name.
“bakugou.”
bakugou strutted up without a worry in his mind. he pulled a name to find...
“y/n,” he said, voice a low growl. instead of the annoying fluttering in his chest, his eyes met yours, and they were filled with a different, new ferocity. he crumpled the paper in one hand, letting it twirl to the ground.
you looked at him, unsmiling. your eyes gave away nothing, and to bakugou’s knowledge, all you saw in him was another opponent.
it took him a moment to realize you had both locked eyes for about a minute. perhaps the two of you would have stayed as you were if aizawa hadn’t snapped at the two of you to get moving as yaomomo’s name was called.
bakugou was on his way to the back of the field, you followed close behind. while there was plenty of room still, he chose a secluded area. while it was still open enough to view everything going on so nobody got hurt, it was often nobody chose to train here. for whatever reason, you weren’t sure.
“wait up, bakugou,” you said. after a bit, you caught up to him.
“if you can’t keep up, then...” then what? he looked at you from the side of his eye. “then don’t keep up...” gosh, here came the embarrassing, disgusting feeling of redness in his cheeks.
you laughed. “what?”
“shut up.”
“you’re an idiot, bakugou.”
“i said shut the hell up!”
“what, so you can call me shitface in front of the entire class but you get all pissed when i call you an idiot?”
so you had heard him!
he tongued his cheek, curling his hands around an invisible ball, explosions sparking in the centers of his palms. “don’t expect me to hold back, dumbass.”
“i wouldn’t dream of it.”
gosh he loved that about you.
bakugou caught his thought in the air.
ahem...gosh he hated that about you.
you both charged in at the same time. his cry was louder than yours, but you struck first.
he admired your quirk. while he’d overhead you explaining all the drawbacks it had, it was strong, and you were strong because you knew how to control it.
purple arrows flew from your arms, going in your desired directions. if you lost focus for one moment, they’d vanish and weaken. if you focused too hard or long, you’d be plagued by a splitting headache.
he’d spent too much time obsessing over your strengths and weaknesses.
your arrows were weightless, however they were solid objects capable of carrying any mass, any thing, and worked as extensions of your body.
the violet arrow had shot out at him, twisting around his right gauntlet and crushing inwards. it’d snaked around him without him noticing, slithering along his back.
bakugou struggled to get the air-light arrow off his wrist, but it was no use. he glared back, only to see your focused, furrowed brows. he’d expected to see your cocky ass smiling. it was nice to see you weren’t.
that was one thing that had also caught his eye. you never underestimate your opponent, but you never underestimate yourself, either.
you conjured a larger arrow. it snaked around your right arm as you hurled bakugou into the air, releasing your grasp on him. you shot your other arrow into the air, and it raced into the sky.
it swerved. bakugou’s eyes went wide as the tip of the arrow came down on his chest. if they weren’t intangible things, he would have been bleeding out.
another drawback: the arrows, while they could solidify, they couldn’t do any actual damage. you had to use your surroundings to inflict harm on your opponent.
he coughed out as the arrow shot him into the ground. he hadn’t even touched you, and here he was, vulnerable and so...so...
you stood over him, hands on your hips.
vulnerable and so lost in that adorable, winning smile.
“get away from me, idiot,” he grunted and turned onto his side, his back crying out in pain.
“i think i won this fight, bakugou,” you chirped, rocking on your heels.
“don’t get arrogant, shithead. you won’t be winning against me anymore.”
you grinned, arrows shooting out behind your back.
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the dorms were exceptionally quiet. you were typing away in the common room, bakugou on the couch reading. everyone was off doing something else. it was the weekend, luckily. he’d expected you to go bounding out with everyone else, however you’d stayed back, claiming you had some homework to catch up on.
bakugou being classic bakugou had stayed back. he was excited to have the dorm to himself, but your dumbass was stuck here with him. couldn’t you have done your typing in your room?
you were so aggressive on that poor keyboard.
“oi, quiet down with your shit typing.”
you barely grunted in response.
“don’t ignore me.”
“i heard you, mom.”
“the hell did you call me?”
no response. only your aggressive typing is a bit less aggressive.
“i can still hear it,” bakugou remarked, eyes fixed on your back.
“‘kay,” you said. your typing slowed a tad, and your pressure on the keys lessened.
it was quiet now. bakugou should go back to his book. he shouldn’t still be looking for a reason to talk to you.
the pages crinkled in his fingers. he bit his tongue, keeping his snarky comments in.
“you’re a fucking idiot, you know that? doing your damn homework. it’s due tomorrow.”
you turned, pursing your lips. “and how would you know what i’m working on? are you stalking me?”
“i- what? no. you’re such an idiot, of course i’m not—”
“i’m messing with you,” you breathed, face un-moving.
“o-oh,” bakugou stuttered out. he blinked awkwardly.
“gosh, what’s gotten your panties in a twist?”
“you’re annoying.”
“you’re a jackass.” you returned to your work. bakugou settled with reading in his room. reading consisted of jumping onto his bed just as the stereotypical high school girl would in an eighties movie. he buried his face in his pillow, face burning bright red. he cursed you for making him feel this way, and hated himself even more for how much he enjoyed it.
-
the next day came swiftly. you’d left early to go train with midoriya. there were many improvements needed to be made, but you weren’t doing too bad.
you propelled yourself forwards with an arrow, and your green-haired friend shot back, lightning flickering around his body.
landing back on the ground, you panted and swiped the sweat from your brow. from the corner of your eye, you could make out both kirishima and bakugou coming to the training grounds.
bakugou stopped in his tracks, frowning at the sight of you.
it was evident he hated you a bit more than everyone else. he was always making his annoying comments, he was always snubbing you. you saw no reason to talk to him, so you didn’t. either way, even if you tried, he would still get angry for no reason.
it’d taken you quite some time to get used to his obnoxious attitude. tuning him out had been the best course of action, in your opinion.
the way you and midoriya had bonded was through bakugou, in a way. the first day of school, bakugou had snapped at you for tripping over your laces and nearly crashing into him. later that day, midoriya had stepped up and apologized for his old friend’s actions.
you two had never been too close until now. the recent incidents going on with the league of villains had snagged your attention, and it seemed you were the only person who didn’t mind listening to him ramble on about heroes.
you were just as passionate and just as dorky, but midoriya could talk your ear off. you never minded, and he always took the hint when you didn’t want to listen.
you brought your leg up, twirling in the air with ease and watched your heel collide with midoriya’s face. he grunted, stumbling back.
you were about to charge in again when a hand landed on your shoulder, big and rough. you turned to see bakugou standing behind you, a scowl on his face.
“fight me again,” he demanded.
“excuse me?”
“don’t act like you didn’t hear me.”
“i’m in the middle of fighting midoriya right now.”
“so?”
“so if you think that i’m just going to ditch my friend because you want to fight, i won’t.”
“you’re being stubborn.”
“i’m being reasonable. back off.”
“y/n?” midoriya rubbed his jaw—right where you had struck him. “what’s going on?” he jogged up to you and bakugou.
“he wants to fight me in the middle of our fight. it’s nothing serious. don’t worry about it, midoriya. let’s just ignore him.”
bakugou made a sound someone would only make if they were choking. “the hell did you just say?”
“we’re ignoring you!” you waved him off and placed your hand on midoriya’s shoulder, wandering away.
-
it was new to him, not getting what he wanted. and what he wanted right now was to be around you. again, it wasn’t like he would ever admit that to himself.
“dude? you good? i thought you went off to fight y/n. i was so ready to cheer you on, dude,” kirishima’s chipper voice piped in. “she’s not fighting with you? why not?”
“the dumbass was just probably scared of getting her ass beat by me.”
“dude...that sounds really weird.”
“whatever, shitty hair. let’s go.”
-
the clock ticked. his ears were on fire. again.
gosh, it was happening again. it was all you. his face scrunched up, his voice would surely crack if someone were to ask him what was wrong.
bakugou was once again stuffing his face in his pillow, hiding his expression from no one. why did you have to go train with that shitty nerd? why were you always around deku? deku, of all people. what did he have? why was he so great?
bakugou was a man of many insecurities, but losing to deku? that was possibly his biggest fear.
perhaps he wasn’t the nicest, or the most soft person out there. bakugou could admit that, at least. but he was smarter than deku. he was stronger and he was better and people liked him more. right?
what was so...amazing about deku?
it was often bakugou would find himself obsessing over little, insignificant things such as these.
you were what he was thinking of most of the time. just yesterday, he’d gotten a test returned. he was expecting an eighty at the lowest, but more so expecting a high ninety. it’d come back exactly sixty percent.
sixty. percent.
bakugou vividly remembered staring at your face. he also remembered not being able to focus because of it. his grades were dropping because of you.
you were the only person to be able to do this to him.
his heart grew quiet, but the pounding of his didn’t cease. he lifted his head.
“alright, fine,” he said aloud. “you win, y/n. you win.”
he settled with getting over his feelings the way he’d read them in his collection of romance manga.
bakugou left his room and knocked on your door. (he was banging on it, but it was his nice way of knocking.)
you answered, looking around awkwardly. “yes?”
his hands shook. how was this supposed to go? sure, he’d seen it in romance movies and read it in books but it was always easy to tell whether the guy would get the girl or not.
in this instance, bakugou was clueless. for once in his life, he was clueless. you stood, tapping your foot with a hand on your hip, waiting expectantly for him to tell you why he was here.
“um.” he scratched behind his neck. “you uh- i uh...i’m sorry i called you a, um...a shitface.”
“okay? is that it?”
what? come on! it was already unlike him to apologize. what else did you want from him?
“did you...i’ve been thinking, maybe? maybe we could..train together as...friends?”
“...what?”
gosh dammit, as friends?
“whatever, um...the uh...” oh gosh, what did the boys do in all the books he’d read? right! bakugou stretched out his arm, resting his forearm on the door, leaning to the side.
although he didn’t, really, because like the clumsy jackass he was, bakugou missed completely and nearly toppled to the floor.
this earned a snicker from you.
his stomach flipped and churned, and bakugou found himself unable to reach your eyes. “uh, would you maybe..? okay, um. do you want to go on a date with me? you absolute fucking dumbass.”
your eyes flew wide. “...what?”
“no, that’s not what i— i mean i didn’t mean the last part. um, i meant the first part. the first two parts. the part where i was asking you if you wanted to go on a date with me and then before that when i said maybe because it’s still a maybe until you say yes. or...or no because that’s an option too.”
he swallowed.
you resisted the urge to mock him, just a little bit. “um, bakugou, listen.”
he leaned closer. “yes?”
“it’s going to be a no. i’m sorry, but i’m just not interested in you like that.”
it took him a moment to register everything. his shoulders sagged. gosh that was brutal.
“oh, alright.”
“yeah, uh, sorry about that.” you offered him a weak smile, still a bit shocked yourself. he did his best to return it, and when you closed the door, his face was ready to explode.
it was so damn difficult to deal with these feelings, but maybe it was better this way. knowing where you stood on your end, he knew he wouldn’t miss out on anything.
perhaps it was alright to admire from afar. things could happen in the future, right?
right now, he’d just wait. for a long, long time. bakugou pressed a hand to his chest, feeling his erratic heartbeat. maybe it was alright to not have you right now. perhaps he could better himself for you. just for you.
#bakugou fluff#bakugou angst#bakugou katuski x reader#bakugou#bnha#mha#x reader#fanfic#fanfiction#izuku midoriya#deku#my hero academia#uraraka#angst#fluff#ask#request#anime#bakugou x reader#uraraka ochacho#boku no hero academia#boku no hero bakugou#kacchan#todoroki#kirishima#mha eijirou#eijirou kirishima#denki kaminari
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How compatible are Pedro Pascal character’s and I?
No one, and I mean NO ONE asked for this. But here we are :)
warning: literal proof of how lonely i am ahead
Javier Pena
- I think he would find me very annoying
I can’t, like, sit still??? so I do the “jiggling of leg thing” 24/7 and I feel like he would hate that
- but i feel like all we’d do is have *seggs* so i guess points for that
- also i am very clingy and I don’t see him as the type to want to cuddle
- i am literally so annoying in public because i don’t know how to act and i’m sure i’d annoying him like if we ever went in public
- i love criminology and jobs that deal with crime so i’d be a nosy bitch and ask him wayyyy to many questions about his job
- rating: 4/10
Maxwell Lord
- istg
- not to be a simp on main, but i would be Max’s biggest suporter, like full hype girl
- ^^ i mean, not during the events of 1984, because that was some bs, but like before, when he’s a struggling man who just wants to be a good father
- i hate wearing dresses with a burning passion, but i’d wear a dress like everyday if it made him happy
- yes i do the cooking, yes i do the cleaning
- i feel lie Max needs a woman in his life, or at least someone to give him guidance. I’m the gal for the job.
- i feel like he would cry sometimes like in the middle of the night and i’d be there to comfort him
- but also he’d comfort me when i have panic attacks or depressive episodes
- like i know this man is soft when he’s not doing his “life is good but it could be better” persona
- my dad would hate him tho 0-0 so a loss of points there
- rating: 7/10
Ezra
- cheese and sprinkles okay
- this man
- i feel like we’d be good together
- in most fics Ezra is headcanonned as being very interested in the arts, so i can see us like going to museums and reading to each other
- idk why i just wanna hold his hand
- i feel like he’d let me be the big spoon which makes my heart go boom boom
- he is so fine istg imma cry
- also i feel like my dad would like him and that’s kinda important to me bwahwajdsd
- rating: 8/10
Mando
- okay, to me there are basically 2 tiers of Mando: before Grogu, after Grogu
- if i met him before Grogu, he would hate me.
- i would ask him loads of questions about the ship and eventually he’d be like “this isn’t gonna work” and drop me off on a planet then leave bwahwahah
- it’d be very “it’s not me, it’s you” :,)
- but if i met him during/ after Grogu
- *sighs*
- i feel like he’d be more willing to a relationship because he kinda learns that not every person is a threat
- i think he’d let me touch his face in the dark, even if he has shows his face to other people, because he’s still wary
- but when he finally lets me see his face in the light, i swear to god i would just spend hours staring at his face
- he’s baby there’s not alot more i can say
-my dad would adore him because irl he LOVES the Mandalorian and my dad loves cowboys and Mando is the best space cowboy in the galaxy
- 7/10
Frankie “catfish” Morales
- okay ya’ll
- i’ve only ever dated, like, assholes so It’d be so nice to date someone who is a nice person
- i KNOW he’s treat me right
- I feel like I would be super intimidated by him, because I get super intimidated by nice people (trust issues gang gang), so I wouldn’t be like my annoying self
- like he’d bring out the shy in me
- but also this man would never judge me and that makes me :)
- i’m not the most outdoorsy person, but i feel like i’d love going camping or hiking with him
- hell i’d let this man take me fishing (though he’d have to teach me because idk how to fish)
- also i feel like we’d do domestic things like go grocery shopping together, dance together in our livingroom, and cook diner together
- rating: 9/10
Pero Tovar
- this mf
- sorry, that was aggressive
- this man
- he would hate me
- like he would HATE me
- i can’t quite place it, it’s more of an instinct that i have? first of all, i would die at like, age 8 if i was alive during the time the movie takes place
- but like i think he’d be like “this bitch” everytime i walked into a room
- i am an annoying mf and he seems like he has 0 patience for idiocracy.
- i have literally nothing else to say bwahaha... it just wouldn’t happen
- rating: 0/10
Agent Whiskey
- okay, im from texas, but the city im from is small and all the boys here have southern accents, but they’re all so fucking annoying so for a long time i’ve been turned off by those accents
- but dear god when i watched this film for the first time i was like AOOGA
- if i dated him, i would literally ask him questions or make him like read to me just to hear his voice
- is voice kink a thing 0-0
- i wouldn’t ask him super personal questions about his job, but i’ve always wondered the kind of missions the Statesmen (and Kingsmen) go on, so i’d ask him about that
- i feel like my family would be charmed by him, so points for that
- i am a shitty dancer and i feel like he’d want to teach me to properly slow dance or do that southern dance? (dosie do? my family rejects southern culture because we hate living here lmao)
- he looks like he can cook which makes me :)))))) because i’m not a good cook
- i feel like he’s super adventurous in bed and tbh i am... inexperienced so i think that would be 0-0 awkward at first
- rating: 8/10
Oberyn Martell
- as much as i love this man, i have been in a poly relationship before and it was a living hell, so his lil orgies would make me 0-0 uncomfy 0-0
- i feel like he’s super poetic sometimes, like he likes art and literature
- tbh i skipped through the entirety of GoT and only watched Pedro’s episodes, so i know nothing about that world or time period lmao
- i’m a jealous bitch sometimes so i KNOW i’d be jealous of Ellaria
- omfg the way he LOOKS at people, I’d be a meek bitch
- my dad would hate this mf istg i cannot really describe it he just would i know it
- my dad just kinda hates all politicians/royalty/rich people teehee
- he’s definitely a good kisser tho 0-0
- i feel like behind closed doors he’s surprisingly soft? like he would just ant to cuddle sometimes and talk about anything and everything
- he’s also a charmer so i feel like he’d try to convince me that i’m beautiful and just be overall kind to me when i’m feeling insecure
-rating: 6/10
Marcus Moreno
- bye ya’ll im deceased
- he was literally in the film for like 5 mins total and yet i have *fallen in love*
- pedro in glasses makes me positively feral grr bark bark
- dashklfhsdlfj PLEASE don’t come for me but like... i feel like he’d be super into making out like for prolonged periods of time
- ANWAYS he seems like the closest in personality to Pedro? So like goofy, soft, BIG hands (jk they all have big hands and they all make me :))))))))))))
- he’d be really good at dates and want to do kinda silly stuff? like carnivals, movies, ice cream shop, the park, etc :)
- i think he would find out that i have a big phat crush on Lavagirl and would let me meet her I would simple cease to exist
- i would be so nervous to meet Missy because even though i love kids, i’m so awkward around them
- he seems like the type to give kisses in places other than my lips. Like he’d love to kiss my hands, my forehead and my cheek
- my stepmom would ADORE him
- also i feel like Marcus’ taste in music is very close to Pedro’s, and Pedro has *immaculate* taste, so my Dad would get on with Marcus because my dad lves music
9/10
#Javier Pena#maxwell lord#ezra#prospect ezra#the mandalorian#din djarin#pero tovar#agent jack whiskey daniels#oberyn martell#marcus moreno
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5, 6, 11, 13 & 18
5. If anything, what would you change about your childhood ?
I'd actually change a lot of things, but above all I should've learnt how to say no to my mother instead of being afraid when she told me to do things that you just don't ask your kid to do.
6. What is something that you've always wanted to fo but have never been able to do ?
Understand math lol. Jokes aside, it goes to my mother again, I tried and tried to make her understand that some things were not acceptable as a mother but I've never been able to actually make her understand.
11. Tell me about your last failed friendship.
It was in 2019 I think ? Anyway she was my best friend but our friendship kinda went down cuz everytime she talked to me was to talk about her problems with her boyfriend and like yeah okay I was there for her cuz she was my best friend yk but I would've liked her to be there for me when I needed to talk especially this period that was horrible for me but everytime I tried she'd just say something like "oh damn" I mean I wasn't looking for solutions or anything but a minimum of comfort but no. And even some random things like when I bleached my hair and dyed it pink I sent her a pic and she completely ignored me and strated talking about her boyfriend. And it was always like that. Maybe it was harsh from me to just cut her off but I felt like she wasn't a real friend and I really didn't need that. Like I really didn't care that all she talked about was her boyfriend, that wasn't the problem but I just would've liked her to listen to my problems in return.
13. What can make you excessively angry ?
I think you know what I'm about to say lmao. My mother and my father. Both of them lol. You can be so fucking happy but they have a gift for filling your head with negative thoughts it's crazy. Last time I slept at my father's place, he lent me a t-shirt, I still have it lol, on which was written "good vibes can affect people around you" istg I couldn't stop laughing in the bathroom like the audacity of some people I swear 😪 Also they have a horrible way of thinking.
Okay I have to edit this bc my father just sent me on whatsapp a Facebook link, yk those quote inspiring pics ? It's written "generosity is a gift that belongs to the soul. It doesn't depend on what you have but what your are." What fucking generosity ? I can't believe it.
18. What is something you can't bring yourself to get rid of ?
It's quite simple but one of the things I can't bring myself to get rid of are the drawings my little siblings offered me over the years. Like I have a lot but like A LOT of them that even if I threw away some of them cuz they take a lot of space they wouldn't notice simply because I'm pretty sure they don't even remember them. But I just can't even if I don't look at them often, they're like photos to me.
It kinda made me feel better to talk a bit about all of this lol.
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bnha headcanons #7
today's menu:
a splash of todoroki shouto, two teaspoons of bakugou katsuki and three shots of kaminari denki
scenario:
having a s/o who is chubby
author's note:
thank you for the request! i hope you enjoy this :D
todoroki shouto
lowkey adores your curves and will worship it
he loves cuddling with you and being the big spoon regardless because he loves how your curves just fit so perfectly in his hands
he adores being tangled up in the sheets with you, as his arms are securely around you, holding you tight with so much affection
he loves kissing your soft cheeks so much, and loves how squishy they are
so he'll squish your cheeks, caress them and all the while he'll be looking at you like you're his entire world
'i'm holding my entire world in my hands right now.'
tells you you're beautiful every single day without fail
negative thoughts begone
he really feels upset when you complain about your weight and tell him that you wished you were skinnier
he'll be really disappointed in himself for not being able to convince you otherwise and he'll be more clingy than usual
'y/n, you're perfect, you know that right? i love you so much, all of you.'
istg he'll make you feel so confident because he's such a great and supportive boyfriend and hypes you up all the timee
will lowkey make you take photos with him a lot, just to gush about how cute you look and how compatible the two of you are
doesn't hesitate to say things that will turn your cheeks pink, even in bright daylight, with people surrounding the both of you
he proudly flaunts you in the streets and it's sometimes really embarrassing and you try to dissipate his proud aura around him
'i'm just showing off what's mine, and she happens to be the most beautiful person on earth.'
you'll be too embarrassed by his words to even tell him off
he's so lovey dovey with you that when he goes out with his friends, he constantly gets teased by them
but he'll just show thema picture of the two of you together and say 'isn't y/n the cutest?'
his friends will take that as a cue to agree cause he adores you so much that he can talk about you for hours, and no one except shouto wanted that
all in all, shouto would admire you so much and would really openly show you how much he loves you through his encouragements and actions and we all love that (´ω`)
bakugou katsuki
bakugou lives for your thighs period.
he loves to touch them, he loves to sleep in between them, he loves to tuck himself between your legs and wrap them around him
he feels really safe and secure when he's there and can lowkey stay there for weeks and he wouldn't even leave still
whats hunger who's that don't know her
protective boyfie alert!!
anyone who even dares to talk bad about you will suffer
once y'all were out on a quick date outside and were strolling around, a kid who was with his mother walked past you
when y'all walked past them though, you heard the boy yell 'mummy! why is the lady bigger than her friend?'
blasty boy will instantly scowl at the boy, but the little kid isn't fazed at all, or he just didn't notice, but he carried on spewing nonsense
'mummy, look at her! why aren't you looking? if my friend was that big i'd be really scared, why isn't her friend scared?'
ok but his mother would lowkey be embarrassed for him and step in front of the kid protectively because of bakugou's presense
you weren't going to lie, you were really hurt, and the fact that it was a kid saying it made it worse since kids are more honest than adults
bakugou would be all up in the boy's face, sneering at him and daring him to repeat what he said, which would cause the boy to cry really loudly and cause a huge commotion
you'd be really embarrassed cause you don't really want to draw attention to yourself so you try to pull bakugou away from the scene
when he sees the panic in your eyes, he immediately stops and rushes to your side
he knows how insecure you feel when people stare at you so he'll glare at the mother-and-son duo one more time before leaving, with his arms around your shoulder
when y'all get far enough, the two of you stop walking and rest on a public bench and he'll give you a kiss before laying on your lap
your fingers instantly move to his hair, and you brush through his hair as his gaze is on you, watching your every move
'thank you for that' you tell him
yes, it wasn't the best reaction to have but you really appreciated him for trying his best to defend you
'you're beautiful, okay? inside and out. no shitty kid is going to tell you otherwise yeah?' he smiles gently at you as he reaches up to ruffle your hair
he grins at you from below as the two of you basked in the afternoon glow with him on your thighs
'i love you'
kaminari denki
your personal masseur
sore at your thighs? denki will fix that
sore at your back? denki will fix that
feeling sore and you suffer silently? denki will fix that; and will also apply a bit more pressure while gently chiding you to tell him when anything aches anywhere
he's really sympathetic and will listen to you when you whine about how your breasts hurt when you climb down the stairs fairly quickly and complaining about how your sports bra was in the wash and therefore nothing to push them down
he finds the whole talk really hilarious ngl but because of how you genuinely were in pain and you sounded so passionate he couldn't help but release a small chuckle
music to your ears oh my gosh
cue the pout on your face and denki will be soft again
he can't really do anything about your chest problem but he'll just listen and gently massage you, which would cause you to yelp mid-sentence from the pain
denki would lowkey be stunned for a moment everytime you whine, and he'll apologise for hurting you and you have to really get it into his head that massages that don't hurt are doing nothing to your flesh
after the massages he'll always get you to sit on his lap to lock the two of you in a permanent cuddle position for a couple of hours
you'll resist, and tell him how you're afraid of stopping blood circulation to his legs and how he'll not get any blood flow and how his legs will start to ache because of your weight
'nonsense, i want my girl to sit on my lap and she will sit on my lap. i won't accept that excuse and i better not hear that ever again, thank you come again.'
i feel like he'll also lowkey buy you all sorts of things to lessen your discomfort
he starts throwing all sorts of things that he deems useful into his shopping basket and ends up spending quite the fortune
more sports bras? check. more face masks? check. face roller? check. more potato chips? check.
he even buys you those weird products that only japan has that will apparently lessen your troubles because he thought they were cool
he brings everything home and lines it up for you to use and throws the receipt away before you find it
he knew you'd lecture him on spending so much and buying so many useless stuff but he really wanted to make you feel more comfortable
awww baby 🥺🥺
needless to say, y'all have a great time unwrapping everything from its packaging and trying it out on you
the next day, your friends tease you about the weird glow on your skin, and no one believes that it's not post-coitus natural glow but just a full on spa night you had at home 😭😭
oh golly i forgot my taglist so here we go! @sushij1ma @shiggywiggy and @sugacookiies I MISS SPELLING BNHA-HOMEROOM SM 😭
#bnha#mha#bnha fluff#bnha hcs#bakugou katsuki#shouto todoroki fluff#bakugou katsuki x reader#kaminari denki#mha headcanons#kaminari denki hcs#shouto todoroki x reader#shouto todoroki#bakugou katsuki fluff#bnha headcanons#bakugou katsuki hcs#shouto todoroki hcs#kaminari denki x reader#kaminari denki fluff#mha fluff#mha hcs#x reader
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rules: list your top 10 biases and answer the following questions
tagged by: my lovely @heeseongism 🤩🤍
1. wonyoung
2. heeseung
3. jay
4. jake
5. seulgi
6. jennie
7. jaehyun
8. xiaojun
9. karina
10. rei
(this is a temporary order because idols keep bias-wrecking me everytime 😩😩😩)
Q1: between 1 and 4 who would your rather kiss?
A: yall mean how am i supposed to choose fuck 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 but,,,, jake bc i wonder how great he is with that plump looking lips 🚶♂️
Q2: between 2 and 7 who would be your best friend?
A: jaehyun bc im hee's gf so there's no way he becomes my bff🤚🏻
Q3: between 5 and 10 who has a better voice?
A: both are very talented. i tell you. but seulgi has that unique voice that i like sm and i fall in love with her more when 28 reasons out srsly she created her own genre with that album. queen behavior 💅
Q4: between 1 and 8 who is the funniest
A: xiaojun,,, he has that sense you know
Q5: between 6 and 9 who would you date?
A: i hate this game 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️ BOTH ‼️‼️‼️‼️ they're my gfs wym i've to choose💁🏻♀️
Q6: between 9 and 10 who would you do a collaboration with?
A: rei !! she's literally a hidden gem OMG did yall know that she wrote the rap parts in after like 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Q7: between 4 and 8 who is the better dancer?
A: both, really. i'd been watching xiaojun's growth in dancing since 2020 you wouldn't understand how proud i am 😭😭😭 #xiaojunsmomdetected. as for jake, i think he's really talented like ?????? ok i cant choose bye
Q8: between 3 and 5 who would you most likely marry?
A: jay. i mean GURL let's just be honest we all want jay as our husbands and he's the freaking standard 🗣🗣🗣‼️
Q9: between 1 and 7 who would you nurse when they are sick?
A: wony bc my girl been working so hard for these past few years and it'd be such an honor for me to take care of her oml pls she REALLY needs to rest i worry abt her 😭😭😭😭 #⭐️shipsucks
Q10: between 2 and 3 who has a better smile
A: this game is torturing me istg- bitch both 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ok.listen i have a reason for this. you know when jay smiles and he goes :] HWISKSOHSKA ado‼️ra‼️ble‼️
and for heeseung.... man's just perfect in any kind of aspects. period.
Q11: between 6 and 8 who would you vacation with?
A: xiaojun bc idk i just don't wanna feel poor next to jennie pls 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤚🏻 i'm afraid if we'd ever be in an argument she'd slap me with her gucci bag 😞
i love this game bc it makes my ass feel bad 😍😍😍
tagging: @sugarcherriess @heeswifeyy @hee-pster @thots4hee @iiousim @jayked @maggstar and anyone who wants to hop in 🌷 (im sorry if you've get tag b4 😭🤚🏻)
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Boyfriend! Doyoung
so like there’s an old version already but I’m in my Doyoung feels
listen here, your first meeting with Doyoung was a amusing one but definitely not the ideal one
you and Doyoung went to highschool together and like oof, you’re not on the best terms considering he’s the library assistant and you tend to have forget to return/renew your books
and Doyoung is always hunting your ass down because he feels obligated to
the first time he did it you threw an apple at him because he scared the fuck out of you
“HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MY DUDE”
“LISTEN, YOU’VE HAD THE BOOK FOR 2 MONTHS AND I REALLY NEED THAT SHIT”
“oh yeah, here ya go bud”
you were actually pretty chill about it but he wasn’t
Kim Doyoung hated you when you first met each other
probably for your solid sophomore year too
then junior year came around and Doyoung still had to hunt your ass down but you now were on friendlier terms
like you give him gummies everytime he storms in to collect the books because he needs to calm his ass down
so yeah
eventually y’all have some classes together and you sit next to each other and talk eventually becoming better friends who are still bitter to each other
boy ended up realizing he liked you the one time you came and returned your book on time and he was disappointed
like damn I don’t have to hunt them down this week :(
you realized it after he threw an apple at your for revenge
but like it actually hit you and ouch, Doyoung started babying your for like the hour and your heart kinda went BBOOM BBOOM
you guys didn’t really confess to each other until the end of junior year cus y’all are shy shy shy
either of you were planning to confess anyways but it kinda just happened I guess
like Doyoung was scolding you one day for not returning your library book on the last week of school and you kinda just kissed him to shut him up
it worked
‘I-‘
‘just shut up for once Doyoung’
‘will I get another kiss if I do’
‘bYe’
now onto actual boyfriend!doyoung
mom ™
will nag you for days if you don’t eat or if you forget to do anything really
forgot your binder?
nags you but still gives you the spare notebook he has in his bag that he especially brings for your forgetful ass
you didn’t eat yet?
nags you but pulls out a McDonald’s bag to give to you to eat because he knew you hadn’t eaten yet and drove to get you some in his free period
didn’t get enough sleep?
nags you but will sing you to sleep right after and cuddle with you until you do fall asleep but then leaves your ass to get some work done
whatta man
BACKHUGS FOR DAYS
like there is no day that goes by without you getting a back hug from him because this boy is just so soft for you istg
he’ll just kinda wrap his arms around you loosely and then rest his head on your shoulder or head depending on your height
‘Doyoung, what are you doing?’
‘showing my love and affection’
‘but why’
‘because I can, don’t question me’
never admits it but is so whipped for you like you don’t even know bro
even tho you two are like in love and whatever, will not hesitate to expose your ass
more of a savage to you then anyone else but you roast him back and all of a sudden it’s a roast session
but y’all make up because sometime by the end of the roast session he’s just like
‘oh yeah, your forgetful ass is the one that has my nagging ass heart so we’re both losers’
it usually goes silent for a sec and then you two laugh and he pulls you in for a hug and oof im soft
night dates with Doyoung are very a e s t h t i c
lol jk, y’all go raid the convenience store and eat ramen while talking shit about people
then he does the stereotypical kdrama scenario where he wipes the corner of your mouth for you and you’re all red like
‘WE’RE IN PUBLIC KIM DOYOUNG, I CAN’T HAVE A BREAKDOWN OVER HOW CUTE YOY ARE HERE’
he laughs and ruffles your hair and you’re just melting
like when did he get so soft, weren’t you guys just roasting Taeyong and his green hair
if you’re really tired, he’ll piggyback you back to your place in exchange for kisses because he was the one that dragged you there in the first place
it’s okay tho, he would have gotten those kisses for free
STORYTIME
so do y’all remember that one story about how Doyoung told his friends that he was going aboard to study but was really at SM the whole time?
yeah that boy tried to pull that on you and things did not go well
you didn’t even find out from him but from his friends who accidentally spilled the beans before he could
and so you did the normal thing
be petty about it and literally ignore him for the next two days because you can’t believe he didn’t tell you first
and if you saw him you were pretty sure you were gonna cry and crying was not on your current to-do list rn
Doyoung over here so confused and hurt cus like wtf dude
but Doyoung is smart so he eventually figured out that you got told before he could tell you and was like “today I fucked up”
eventually he did corner you after school one day since you stayed after for some school shit
you give him a resting bitch face
he gives you one back
it’s like a deadly resting bitch face stare off before he sighs and pulls you into a hug because damn, you’ve been ignoring him for too long
you’re s h o o k because Doyoung never loses a resting bitch face stare off until now
cue soft Doyoung
‘I miss you’
you’re still like ‘no way jose, I’m still mad at you’
Doyoung sighs and is like oof I should probably tell the truth rn
so he explains and you’re stuck between “HOLY SHIT IM SO PROUD” or “Imma cut this bitch”
and honestly you’re so stressed from this situation because you thought y’all were actually gonna break up and like oof there’s only so much someone can take
you end up crying
Doyoung probably ends up panicking
everyone is a whole mess
somehow you end up picking up some pizza and ice cream and going back to someone’s house to cuddle and makeup
somewhere along the line y’all have a last minute sleepover and you make Doyoung sing you to sleep for lying
he does it very happily bc he really loves you and is really really glad you didn’t break up with him
yeah
bYe ™
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Ok, first of all, I just hate tumblr sometimes! 🙄
There are literally hundreds of p*rn gifs around here, not to mention all the p*rn bots, so why can’t they just take care of those things instead of being a pain in our asses???? ISTG, it pisses me off!
But back to the main subject: thank you, @dean-winchester-is-a-warrior for taking your time to respond to my post again, after tumblr screwed things up. I love reading your thoughts! ❤
After watching those clips you posted, I’m more sure about my choice. Lisa is just so good for Dean! She gets him, she never tried to change him, and for me this is because she really loved him, otherwise she would have no reason to put up with the dangers of being related to him.
About the first scene, when Lisa says “You don’t wanna be here” and Dean answers “Yes, I do”, I believe him 100%, I don’t think he said that just not to hurt her. He really wanted that “normal life”, a wife and a kid, a job as a construction worker.
He trusts her enough to confess he doesn’t know what to do when his every instinct tells him he should be hunting, but he wants so bad to stay with her. But what gets me is that Lisa is willing to have Dean home whenever possible, knowing how hunting would take him away for long periods of time. She even suggests they should break the unwritten rule that says hunters can’t have a family and hunt at the same time. In my opinion, that’s the kind of woman Dean needed! And that’s also the reason why I loved Carmen back at episode 2x20 - What Is And What Should Never Be, because as a product of Dean’s mind, she was this perfect projection of what he wanted, and when they were at that restaurant celebrating Sam and Jess’ engagement, she suggests they go grab some burgers later, because she knows Dean’s not one to “play by the rules” and eat that fancy grub. Dean “made” her that way.
But I need to point out how Lisa ‘s sure enough of herself to tell Dean he needs to put his shit together. She says they’re not having the same conversation everytime he leaves, and that he needs to come back in one piece. And about that last part, I feel like she meant not only physically whole but also mentally, because, let’s be real, it wouldn’t be fair to her or Ben if he would always come back a complete wreck and knock on her door waiting for her to fix him.
To sum up that long ass comment (I reached a new level of rambling, JFC! Sorry🙈 ), I chose Dean and Lisa’s relationship because I think she had everything Dean needed. In some way, I think she represented the feeling of security and stability to him too, that’s why he came to her at the end of season 5.
And yes - Dean looks amazing on 6x01 - Exile On Main Street and the following episodes! Love the hair (a bit different than Dean’s regular one), the lashes, the freckles, the clothing choice and that goddamn mouth! 🥵
That’s completely off-topic, I know, but I see every post as a new opportunity to thirst over Dean Winchester! 😅
Thanks again for the answer my dear @dean-winchester-is-a-warrior and sorry for being annoyingly chatty 😁
Asked and Answered 2 - the Forbidden Post!
So, the other day, I asked @myloversgone a question (Dean x Lisa or Dean x Cassie) in the fun game we were all playing. She answered, Dean x Lisa.
Then I tried to respond back with my rambling thoughts and Tumblr flagged me for e*plic*t material. Which has to be the stupidest thing I've ever seen because it was literally all just clips and gifs from SPN, a show that aired on the C fucking W, a goddam, network TV show! So, really? That's explicit material? I tried to appeal it and they were like, no - it's explicit - shame on you and tsk tsk and we're clutching our pearls! 🙄
They were like, we haven't removed it, we just made it so only you can see it. Oh gee, thanks!
But I didn't post it for just me to see, so I'm gonna risk it and try to post it again, because there is genuinely nothing REMOTELY too e*plic*t for Tumblr. As @myloversgone said, there are straight up p**n gifs on the site all the time. So, I'm hoping it was just a weird little glitch and that this post will be fine.
I will just be copying and pasting exactly what the post was, with any questionable phrases ***'d out. 😁
Omg - these gifs - I'm dying over here! Love them!! I totally get what you mean. eevvaa chose Dean and Cassie because she felt like Cassie was Dean's first love and that they kind of brought Lisa back out the blue in Season 5 when he shows up at her house. I totally got what she meant too, I definitely wish we'd seen Lisa more often, or had some more time with them together before that happened. So he and Lisa just happening, did feel a bit jarring.
Having said that I do also love Dean and Lisa together! You're right, domestic!husband!dean is amazing! And their relationship was very romantic. I also did appreciate that she knew who Dean was and accepted him and understood:
It's a very hard choice I gave you here, cause yes, Dean and Cassie were passionate and their l*ve scene was SMOKIN' hot. And yes, I would have loved for some more of that!!
But I do love Dean and Lisa's much longer relationship, even if we didn't get to see as much of it as I would have liked.
Basically, I'm saying that I'm glad no one gave me this pairing to choose from! 😂
I'll say Dean and Cassie today, but ask me again tomorrow and it will probably change! 😁
Also, I'm gonna share the clip of the scene from the gif above because:
1. I always forget how amazingly well acted this scene is.
2. Jensen and Cindy really do have great chemistry and it 'feels' like they've been together a while.
3. Dean in a Henley. I always forget about this one, and I feel like that is akin to heresy!
4. The freckles.
5. The lashes.
6. JFC, why am I not married to him.
Sorry that last one isn't a reason, just something I lament to the gods every night! 😂
Enjoy!
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Oh, oh and also, this little scene from the same episode (6x02). It's very cute, Dean is freakishly beautiful and I'm not sure why I find the fact that he's so much bigger than her so very appealing and s*xy!
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Okaaaaaay! I think I'm done now! 😁
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70 Questions!
Tagged by @spicyramyeonmonbebe thank u!! ily for always tagging me<3
And I tag: @saltyrap @becauseofjungkook @agusst-b @jimihsgirl @vminisgay and @hansolsparadise (anyone else who’d like to do it, ofc!)
Now, let’s start...
1. do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Kind of?? They’re kinda mean to me but not all the time
2. who did you last say “i love you” to?
Jesus because he helped me and carried my milkshake to the classroom today
3. do you regret anything?
Everytime I hurt myself I regret
4. are you insecure?
Most of the time, yes.
5. what is your relationship status?
Single
6 .how do you want to die?
Hit by a car
7. what did you last eat?
Oreo milkshake and a single quesadilla
8. played any sports?
I don’t like to play sports, at school they forced me to learn volleyball, basketball and soccer tho
9. do you bite your nails?
I try not to! I love my nails too much now
10. when was your last physical fight?
When I was like 7 because my friend and I were mad at each other.
11. do you like someone?
Yes, but I’m an emotionally constipated idiot
12. have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
Nope
13. do you hate anyone at the moment?
Not really
14. do you miss someone?
No???
15. have any pets?
Ihave the cutest ball of fluff (a dog) (the best dog)
16. how exactly are you feeling at the moment?
I’M IN PAIN. Both emotional and physical.
17. ever made out in the bathroom?
Nah
18. are you scared of spiders?
Shitless
19. would you go back in time if given the chance?
Fuck no
20. last place you made out with someone?
My own fucking bed
21. what are your plans for this weekend?
Lay down and try not to die
22. do you want kids? how many?
Not even a tiny one
23. do you have piercings? how many?
None!
24. what is/are your best subjects?
Math and anything I can memorize
25. do you miss anyone from your past?
Not a lot, I was close with a lot of toxic people and I’m glad I don’t talk to them anymore
26. what are you craving rn?
Apples with yogurt
27. have you ever broken someones heart?
I’m a heartbreaker- (I’m pretty sure I’m akoiromantic at this point)
28. have you ever been cheated on?
Yes!!!
29. have you ever made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Yeah... But he was emotionally manipulating me so meh
30. whats irritating rn?
Exams! Proyects! Period! Graduation!
31. does someone love you?
I like to think yes
32. what is your favorite color?
Baby pink and black
33. do you have trust issues?
Yes :(
34. who/what was your last dream about?
Oh god I had such guresome nightmares last night
35. who was the last person you cried in front of?
Probably Emilio or David
36. do you give out second chances too easily?
I used to, not anymore.
37. is it easier to forgive or forget?
As an abused and traumatized person: Both are hard as fuck
38. is this year the best year of your life?
Dunno, haven’t lived much
39. how old were you when you had your first kiss?
Probably 14
40. have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Nope!
Wait a minute, where are 41-50??????? (It wasn’t me istg)
51. favorite food?
Pasta!
52. do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Not anymore
53. what was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Drank water
54. is cheating ever okay?
Cheating is never okay
55. are you mean?
I really try not to be mean
56. have you ever been in a fist fight?
Nope!
57. do you believe in true love?
Hmmm... I believe in comfortableness more than true love.
58. favorite weather?
Windy, not that hot but still sunny
59. do you like the snow?
Never seen snow irl :(
60. do you wanna get married?
Not at all
61. is it cute when a girl/boy calls you baby?
Listen to me: There’s nothing I like better than being called baby in a romantic/platonic way (any of you, if you want to call me baby/doll/pup instead of my name, you’re very welcome to do so)
62. what makes you happy?
BTS, drawing, my doggy
65. your bff of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
DATE THE FUCK OUT OF HIM
66. do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Oh yes! Emilio is the one<3
67. who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Jesus
68. who is the last person you had a deep conversation with?
David
69. do you believe in soulmates?
Yes. Yes, I’m pretty sure I know who my soulmate is.
70. is there anyone you’d die for?
Nope.
AND THAT’S IT, thank u if you read all of this! Now you know my nasty self a bit more lmao
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HEY IT ME AGAIN-- LITERALLY SAME I GOT SICK AND LIKE IM STILL COUGHING AND I WANT IT TO STOP. LIKE. RIGHT. NOW. I hope you feel better soon! I can only imagine how bad you're suffering! Make sure to get lots of rest and binge watch Naruto hehehehe// I got sick around Christmas so it's kinda just here// But yeah lol just excuse me late responses (; 7 ; ) and yas girl just embrace you're inner otaku its okay xD (i wanna re-read Naruto actually//) OMG YES PLZ I LOVE YOUR FICS AND-
{CONT} YO HOW DARE YOU WRITE THAT JUNGKOOK FIC IM SHOOKED JKSDFNKJD// LMAO IF THAT AINT ME IN ANY MATH CLASS FUKFFKFKKFKF BUT ITS OKAY YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU! There was freezing rain here a day or so ago. That was fun . u . (sobs) IF YOU COULD TWEEK MY BLOG OMG ID LOVE THAT. But the theme isn’t originally mine and I’d assume the original owner wouldn’t want the original code changed?
{CONT} IDK I wanted to change my theme for a while now // Something not endless scroll but just boxes for previews? Also I wanted a minimalistic theme based with pastel colours and black and white hehe/ ANYWAY NO NO WORRIES SOMETIMES IM JUST HERE WONDERING IF YOONGI SUED BIGHIT FOR DYING HIS HAIR TOO FREQUENTLY AND NOW HE BALD (LOL) BUT YEAH APPARENTLY THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO HAVE A COMEBACK IN FEBRUARY AND MY WALLET IS UPSET. I ALSO WANT THE NEW ARMY STICK FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL LOL
{CONT 3 xD} I’ve only read Naruto Manga so if you wanna screech with me about that lets do it ahaha/ HECK YES I WILL READ THEIR FIC- I WILL NOT STUDY JAHAJSDSDKJF Shout out to Cat and Fae too like i seriously love their fics- your Christmas series had me shooked!! Anyways I have so much work to do and so i will bother you later :) - Sakura !
IM HEALED AND BETTER NOW THANK YOU I HOPE YOU’RE FINE NOW TOO??!?! but i remember my doctor telling me once that if you’re still coughing like a month later you should get it checked out or something D:
and oh. my. god.
naruto.
LISTEN I LITERALLY CRY EVERYTIME IT MAKES ME SO EMO. I WATCHED NARUTO THE ROAD TO NINJA MOVIE LIKE TWO NIGHTS AGO AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY WATCHING HIM INTERACT WITH HIS PARENTS AND ALL LIKE D’:: highkey still hated on sasuke though
but yeah no it’s okay! i have super late responses as of late…. and it’s really only because i’ve been too emotionally spent by the end of the day or tired or busy or just “not feeling it”
idk, but i hope to get back into being more active. i miss this place. i miss interacting with others, as little of it i seem to be doing right now (guh _ _)
LOL I HAVE SO MANY SEX SCENES ALREADY PREWRITTEN OUT FOR HTE JUNGKOOK FIC AND SO NOW THAT I’VE GOT THE HARDEST PARTS DONE, IT’S JUST DOWN TO FILLING IN THE PLOT AND SUCH. aaaand that’s kinda hard too, but i think i’ll manage. hopefully.
(help)
dude it was rainy and windy and cold today and i had to go outside and the entire time i was walking/running/dying to class i was thinking a) why b) this was a Mistake
ah well in regards to your theme, usually the theme makers are okay with minor changes (sometimes major ones too) as long as you keep the credit and the changes are for personal use (as opposed to commercial use/redistribution, etc). just to be sure, you can just check their rules. they usually have that whole page/pop up or will simply include it in their theme code.
hmm what do you mean by boxes for previews? i don’t think i’ve ever seen such as thing. it sounds interesting, though. are they previews for like posts or…?
YEAH OMG I’M REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE FEBRUARY IS BOTH MINE AND ALSO @taesthetes‘ BIRTHDAY MONTH SO ITS LIKE A BIRTHDAY PRESENT WOOHOO
thank you for loving our collaboration! i’m still amazed on how quickly we got things put together and everything… honestly… cat and @zephyoongist are so talented i don’t know what i’m doing here :’) (or where i would be without them)
and now finally…
(for the maaaain event)…
okaY OKAY I WILL SCREECH WITH YOU ABOUT NARUTO. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW. just under the cut because spoilers:
I’M SUCH AN EMOTIONAL WRECK OVER NARUTO THE ONLY BEST WAY I CAN TRULY EXPRESS MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS AT THE MOMENT IS JUST THROUGH BULLET POINTS SO:
i love kakashi
i also love gaara. i can’t choose between the two, but lately i’ve been more biased towards kakashi. i blame it on my sister because she’s always had a thing for him
(i still love you gaara its okay my sand child)
kakashi’s backstory had me in tears… like… with obito died and he’s telling kakashi he’ll give him his sharingan (the sharingan that he’d always been talking about that would get him to hokage) to be his eye to see the future…
i just..
fucking broke down man like dude… stop… you’re killing me here… and then how kakashi really changes afterwards
(okay but listen child kakashi was savage as fuck though and it was hilarious)
(also i know it’s a filler but that one episode in which it showed guy and kakashi comparing dick sizes as kids….,,..,.
….,,..i wasn’t expecting that at all but i don’t mind the info heheheheh heh /dies)
OKAY BUT THEN RIN DIES WHY
literally if she hadn’t died a lot of the issues in naruto wouldn’t have occurred but they fucking did
no i’m not blaming her she died for a noble reason okay it just makes me really sad i’m sorry
AND FINALLY MINATO DIES TOO AND KAKASHI IS THE LAST OF HIS TEAM IM EMO
on a side note minato and kushina were cute as fuck
ANYWAYS GAARA OH MY OH MY GOD MY POOR BABY as a kid he was so cute and just wanted some friends and was out helping all those villagers and such but then his damned dad just had to go and screw those things up like STOP IT HE;S MY CHILD
even though i love those two, my favorites are actually the akatsuki
like. they hate each other but istg they secretly love each other like have you seen kakuzu and hidan’s interactions??? they tease and insult and threaten (and have killed) each other but kakuzu is actually patient with hidan’s rituals and such, and hidan will still accompany kakuzu to the collection centers
also, when he sees asuma’s guardian shinobi thing the first thing that comes to mind is kakuzu and how he’d want him for the money and he’s like u gh but like !!!
and AND when hidan at first thinks he’s accidentally killed kakuzu in his fight with shikamaru & co., he has that look of panic ooooh my god I JUST GASHUDFJSDIJASD
also hidan is just hilarious. like when they go to recruit him he’s like “who are you guys, all wearing the same clothes?? are you guys an orchestra or band or something?”
/points at kakuzu/ bet you play the bass
/points at konan/ bet the girl does vocals and keyboards
/points at itachi/ …or do you do vocals…?
and then the first thing hidan and kakuzu do to each other is kill each other
the look of utter disbelief on both of their faces
“what the–why aren’t you dead?”
“bitch that hurt–wait. why aren’t you dead?”
but anyways we can’t forget about itachi and kisame either, now can we?? like. they are actually like the only partner group that openly got along with each other, and they were sad oh my god they were sad upon realizing each other’s death’s
and idk just the way kisame says “itachi-san” does something to me
i t a c h i
oh boy i have so much to say about this kid
but before i move on i must! address! the others!!
okay so like deidara is actually op as fuck and sometimes idk i feel like he doesnt get enough credit?? idk.
BUT LIKE LISTEN OKAY HE GOES THREE DAYS AND THREE NIGHTS TO SEAL THE ICHIBI AKA SHUKAKU AKA GAARA’S TAILED BEAST and then immediately after decides to take on naruto (and kakashi)
AND HE ONLY HAD ONE ARM AT THE TIME HAVING JUST LOST ONE IN HIS FIGHT WITH GAARA LIKE WHAT IS THIS STAMINA AND HOW DOES HE NOT BLEED OUT THIS KID IS FUCKING AMAZING WHAT THE HELL
and he’s 19 like lol what bye
but anyways, after his “fight” he loses his other arm because kakashi and now he’s armless BUT THIS KID STILL HOLDS HIS OWN though completely on the defense AGAINST TEAM GAI LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HE’S AMAZING and then he manages to create a bomb without using any sort of handseals and fools them all into thinking he’s dead
like
i love this boy give him a metal why did he have to die so early why (yet another reason why i dislike sasuke lmfao)
black zetsu scares the fuck out of me (esp when i learned of his true past and intentions) but white zetsu!! he’s such a sweetie holy shit
I JUST REALLY LIKED THAT TIME WHEN HE BURSTS INTO THE 5 KAGE SUMMIT AND HE’S LIKE “HALLLLOOO!!!!!!” WITH THE ARMS AND EVERYTHING DAW OMG
and also unlike so many others he actually likes everyone and when he saves deidara he’s like “you’re a fun guy to be around” and then and then later when he’s talking to tobi he reveals that he’s sad that so many of the akatsuki members died like D::
let’s not forget when black zetsu called him weak (they had split in two at the time) and white zetsu just kind of D: and wilts a little like ooHH NO oo baby it’s okay it’s okay
ahem
konan is so strong… holy crap… like… her ultimate attack? with the bajillion paper explosive tags disguised as a lake?? that go off for 10 minutes? holy fuck.
yahiko’s pretty damn hot if you ask me (yes i know he’s a cadaver in the main time period but listen)
idk my favorite arc of the entire thing was pain’s invasion of konoha… like from the moment jiraiya’s message arrived to when everyone got revived…. and then kakashi almost became hokage…
it was fantastic
i think it’s mainly because it was a mystery, race against time, battle thing all in one and it was so neat i guess
also you could see everyone in the village working together, fighting their hardest, showing their potentials for like, the first time ever
um um um okay sasori mentally scarred me as a child, and now whenever i hear the rattling puppet noises i immediately think of these scary nightmares i had after watching his fight with sakura… yeah, puppets scare me a lot now
orochimaru is a creep ‘nuff said moving on
tobi! i love this alternate ego of obito/”madara” like idk he’s so jumpy and honestly it’s fucking hilarious watching him because he’s so secretly op certain people underestimate him at first (and then others overestimate him because of his association with akatsuki)
like. when he was warding off konoha from itachi vs sasuke’s fight (which i am still emo about) he was just like playing whack-a-mole with them and then he’s like lemme use this ability! frill-necked lizard!
and they all kinda stand and stare at him intensely execting something legit
but in reality that’s it. the extent of htat ability is just him hanging upside down with the cloack falling behind him to look like a frill-necked lizard
and it’s fucking hilarious
i also thought it was fucking adorable when he and deidara first confront sasuke
and the little bitch goes ahead and slices through him
literally through him
and HE MAKES THE MOST ADORABLE NOISE BEFORE FALLING FLAT ON HIS FACE GAH
but sasuke thinks that he actually killed him and sasuke’s all like “one down”
and deidara just kinda
ugh this kid
and tobi gets up and brushes himself off like wow that was rly fast!!! and sasuke just >:/
URM OKAY ENOUGH ABOUT THE AKATSUKI MEMBERS
sorry i thought i should make this clear but i lowkey highkey have this vendetta thing against sasuke like this little shit
i mean ofc i know the reason for his disillusionment really isn’t all his fault like @ itachi really?
like really when he goes back to konoha and sasuke tries to kill him… he goes and easily breaks his wrist
and he kinda just considers him for a moment like
…hm
how about i….. make his situation even worse…?
and then traps him in a genjutsu that forces him to relive their parents death for 24 hours like why the fuck this is literally all your fault
and also on a side note, fuck danzo. why the fuck did the 3rd not kill him when he was supposed to. why. all the wrong people lived for far too long.
anyways
but yeah no idk i just really don’t like sasuke after he defected and became a Vengeful Teen
AND ITACHI’S STORY MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME HOLY SHIT IT MAKES ME SO SAD WHY DID THIS BOY HAVE TO SUFFER SO MUCH and then mess up his little brother’s psyche to the point in which he starts killing like everyone wtf
AHEM
another favorite moment arc of mine is the very beginning
like the first 15ish episodes
IRUKA SENSEI
he’s such a blessing. he’s literally one of those crucially important side characters and i appreciate him and i love him and it would’ve been nice to see more of him, but hey, that’s okay too.
(his part in the naruto road to ninja movie had me in tears. like at the end. fucking tears.)
like naruto and kakashi may be super close and stuff, but when he needs someone as a guardian, naruto turns to iruka and idk i feel that says a lot about their relationship and it makes me cry all the fucking time
um anyways yes i also love zabuza
he’s so strong and empowered
AND THAT WHOLE ARC MADE ME CRY A LOT TOO AND THE FACT THAT IT BECOMES SUCH AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE STORY MAKES ME SO FUCKING HAPPY
i have a lot more the say probably but it’s getting late and i need to take a shower and sleep and get up early in the morning to make food so i’ll just leave it at that
(i wrote a lot i know i’m sorry)
(hope i didn’t blow you away with any spoilers D:)
#my naruto gushing got a bit out of hand but i regret nothing#also when i say i cry#I ACTUALLY CRY#LIKE FULL ON CRYING#I NOW HAVE A BOX OF TISSUES ON MY DESK BECAUSE OF THIS#replies#love people#polarbearchan
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