#everything else is secondary

[panlight]

I hope that in any AU where the Cullens are some different kind of supernatural creature, Carlisle is STILL a doctor. No matter how nonsensical it gets (I mean, vampire doctor is already pretty nonsensical which is why I love it so much).

Mermaids? Merman doctor.

Werewolves? Werewolf doctor.

Ghosts? Ghost doctor.

Aliens? Alien doctor.

Fae? Fae doctor.

Centaurs? Centaur doctor.

And by 'doctor' I mean, a doctor who treats humans, not whatever species the Cullens are. Centaur doctor in the OR with hospital booties on each hoof. Werewolf doctor who can't schedule appointments on the full moon. Ghost doctor who the nurses complain about because he can't do anything himself because he literally cannot manipulate material objects because he's incorporeal.

Nonsensical supernatural doctor. The best idea.

[tangledinink]

The Gemini twins are probably MUCH better fighters than they are in canon, huh.

Absolutely. These two kick ASS. They've been training in combat since they were eight, and that's absolutely been the main focus of their lives since then. They fight nearly every day. They have absolutely hideous amounts of experience under their belts and they are a force to be reckoned with.

[hannigramislife]

Wangxian love story this, Jin Guangyao's dubious morality that— girl, I'm literally here to read fanfics where Jiang Cheng is loved and nothing else

#priorities

[micamicster]

allison bechdel’s mom really did so much for me when she said it coheres. articulated something I was always looking to express in my conversations and criticisms of art that I had not previously had the words for. Does it cohere? It coheres

[nerdygaymormon]

[theunstuffedpepper]

When we were in the process of doing inspections on the second house we’re buying, we advised my MIL (who will be moving into said house) that it wouldn’t be wise to quit her current job or give notice to her current landlord until we had the inspection results back and repairs were all made.

Good news: the repairs, which are extensive and expensive, are all being covered by the seller. Gotta love that. We gon’ have a brand new septic system at no cost to us by the time we close.

Bad news: the repairs now won’t be finished until at least the week of July 24th. At least. My MIL not only went ahead and quit her job - her last day is the 14th - but she also notified her landlord and is out at the end of July.

Hate to say we told ya so, but..? 🤦🏻‍♀️😅

[gilligould]

hottest things a man can do,

• make a playlist

• read / draw on public transport

• know their blood type

[masked-disciple]

Mobile theme + avatar updated. It's simple. I see cyworld with dirtbike, I marry cyworld. And Shino gave us permission to have an avatar of Mask so now we have an avatar of Mask.

He says nya, by the way.

[turbobyakuren]

only qualifications you need if you wanna get hired at brightlady inc is

-respect women

[emilyprentissslut]

she and only she. that’s all.

[astudyofdesires]

A passionate love affair with one person that verges on parental and obsessive is actually what I want. Deep connection that borders on familial (undeniable).

[conspicuouscephalopod]

the neediness only grows with each passing day. how am i to go on like this

[tomthefanboy]

Lot of talk about real estate in this thread and as if there wasn't an active and ongoing genocide. We're way way way past any justification for the horrors being perpetrated.

You want to complain about Arabian Colonialism, the Kurds are RIGHT THERE.

From Levantine_gay on insta

[heartorbit]

catch us if you can! ☆

[dykealloy]

just a silly little guy

[always-amity]

Couple more doodles from last night