#everyone stfuu

[trossards]

literally what makes yall think this belgian team hates each other

[kaoharu]

music project oomf is getting slammed by ens.tarries and pj.sk fans bc they didnt want to include those franchises in their color bricks

[ukiyowi]

Sick of seeing posts abt Gemini Venus which are like, they're not loyal 💔💔 they always have wandering eyes 👁️👁️ man stfu 😭

Anyways last exam today 💪

[thebigqueer]

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[sheila--e]

girl male loneliness isn't real. Everyone's alone and ur sitting there acting like actually UR the special one n it's everyone else's fault somehow that U feel alone. Ur not suffering in silence if you never stfu about how pained you are and then never elaborate when ur friends reach out to you. It's not everyone else's job to fix you, and no one can help you if you don't reach out first. ☺️👍

[urmomisdeliciaoso]

Well whoever knew adora could tell she had a type,she was a sucker for big, buff, muscular woman. So pretty surely this is why everybody got shocked when one day she showed up with a tiny petite woman in her arm claiming she was her soulmate.

As long as she realized she could be intreseted in people(yep even few years after her puberty hitted) she was a big big bigg fan of muscular woman. She didnt know what was so attractive about them, maybe their confidence maybe their muscular strong arms or the way then could easly manhandl-

Yea you got her point.

She even had a handful of crushes of them, like when she was in 9th grade she had a huge fat gay crush on their soccer team captain Huntara. How you could not had a crush when she was confident and protective and had that upperclassmen charm (alongside her own ofc) and let's act like we didn't knew why Adora was always so eager for soccer practice. Also why did she started running in the mornings just to be huntara'S ''most trusted player'' ,Huntara's words not adora's,. Yeah this was life of a smitten girl. She was her first crush okay don't judge her.

Or when she was in 11th grade she had a little but very embrassing crush on her new classmate Scorpia. She was transferred from another school and she had the bubbliest personality ever and the musccles of steel. Could you blame Adora? A woman so pretty also very caring and made her feel bubly all over she laughed at Adora's jokes.Yeah, didnt think so .

Well here is the embrassing part everybody,EVERYBODY!!!- knew how smitten she was for Scorpia. I mean if everybody didn't realized till that moment that probly changed after that one pe class where she hurted her ankle and then Scorpia offered to take her to nurse. Unlike what sshe expected,maybe givinf her support while walink to the nurse, scorpia levitated her like she weighted nothing. and that moment basicly zeroed all the posibility of some people not knowing her silly crush. even the nurse asked if she had a fever because of how flushed her face was.

well at the end of the semester adora finially decided to ask scorpia on a date. sadly she didnt had any feelings on adora so she sweetly just declined her and acted like these whole thing didnt happened. and adora was really grateful for it cut she didnt knew if she could handle the embrassment of the whole situation .

fast forward to today. after her hard she decided to have a night out with her softball team. and it was fun they were on a new pub the songs were good and the beer was cool . and the she saw the tiny little string of fate on her finger tied to the finger on the nest table . with her hetercromatic eyes full of shook too . she was in a well fitting leather pants and a red crop top with a denim jacket and she was a work of art.

and she was mieeoeing the shock on her face. well the thing about the soulmate stfuu is when you find you soulmate or like get close tot them red fate which connected you starts showing for everyone to see. ant that moment both tables realized the string and they stared to cheer very loudly. and the both parties ushered the newly ''mates'' to go talk and get tto know each other to another empty table. and while the both pares were vheering and habing fun together she and her soulmates were sittng in silence sipping their own beers.

well adora is not a shy person in general but how could you not get nervous when there was the most beautifıl girl you had ever seen sitting right in front of you. off. okay you got this adora well you better start talking to her or you gonna creep her out. she wiper her sweaty hand to her jeans .

''names adora by the way . and yours?''

''catra'' said coldly

and with that they were in silence again . well maybe she didnt really liked her much. adora heard stories about soulmaes that didnt really hit it off together, she always hoped she was not one of them even the slight percentage didnt kept her form crossing her fingers under the table and praying the way her aunt rass theacher her -she was no really religious but when you re in despair routnies and similar stuff usually helps to stay in the moment yk- and then catra started speakng

''well lets get this whole weird interaction part over with. ım studyng computer science here and i have a cat which i love derly'' she started smiling sligtly''his name is melog and they are veryfriendly. also me and my friends were here to celebrate our friends engagement bt sshe was late as usual so yeah, thats all what came to my mind your turn.'' adora laughed in relief by the tone of catra she could tell she was in good spirits even if it was about her or her friends engagement didnt matter becauz it showed she was not really mad about her adora being her soulmate.

''my names adora.'' adore just sotpped and realized she just intruduced herself twice when she was about to blabber soethn else to cover it she heard catra gigling . she was not gonna cal that giglle beut,ifli nope she was not smitten yet but she could say it was nice melodic even . yeah . omg she was sooo lesbian .

''names catra, nice to meet you too'' then she kept her eycontact w,th adora well. the thing about her whole thing with ripped woman was not the whole deal about adore . she was also kind of a whole mess when she was near attractive woman - buff pretty wth you cqall t but it was usulay a miz of the two-

''yeah me too. sorry bout that '' adora relplied sheeply while her hand playing with th ehair on her nape ''so like same w,th you ı am studyin veterinery here too im in my year 2 . ı have a dog back home he is the sweetest his name is swiftwind cuz when he was a pup he was the fastest of his litter. but dont get ccharmed he is a little diva.'' she opened her phone adn starded showing catra her dog album . swtfwind eating her food. and swifwind sitting on her big sister aara's lap while looking adora triyng to make her jeaolus, or when one of the two sibilign huging someone he criying with jeoulsy and demanding pets, sorta stuff like that. catra watched the videos with interst and her fa was when swiftwind simply jumped on her bed justt to fart in adras face thenleavign the room . head the diva confidence waht you can do in a astiuation like hat

'' and her e i stay with 2 roommates, they were my hs friedns and when we all decided to study here we just kind of started to live tght. and yeah yeah why are we here today ? you know we were just finished wiht our finals and stuff we just wated to relax , they are my softball team btw they are really great usually but sorry bout taht.'' she said simply cuz when she mentioned them they decided to look at their unşonized groups and obviously mermista did hyped entrapto ho bottomp up her of beer and she chugged it like champion but now whole jck where jumping entrapta to the tavan . and she wa shrieking few screams fo joy adora presumes, hope?

cara laughed ''yeah non proplem she looks like she is havign fun too ..''

[fayfictions]

maybe one of the misfits cook for the others and they're all like "holy shit this is BOMB" and the chef is all like "stfuu--"

cooking with the misfits episode 420: the meth episode

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matt’s secret passion was cooking. if he could get his hands on some ingredients, he’d make something, even if he had no idea if it would turn out good or not. 

he wasn’t shy about asking the boys to see if his new recipe was good or not. hed rather have other people’s opinions and not judge on his own. 

he was expecting some okays and alrights and some constructive criticism. he wasn’t expecting everyone to be practically head over heels for his cooking. 

“guys, come on, theres no way its that good,” matt insisted.

“what do you mean, cunt! these are the best fuckin’ brownies ive ever had! and theyre not even weed brownies!” mason argued, trying to take eric’s brownie away from him.

“he’s right, matt. these are really fucking good. like, I don’t even think you need to do anything with these,” toby said, taking another bite out of his. “its like, perfectly gooey and everything.”

“yeah, you sure you didn’t like, cheat and use store bought? actually, theres no way, these are so much better than store bought. youre officially making these every night for us,” cam said, sitting back in his seat.

“theres no way im making these every fucking night, screw you guys.”

[sleepysandy]

fmab rewatch ep 16

is no one else seeing these two people on top of the train

vry funny how theyre bonding with barry

damn cant believe visas exist here

omg they just passed by the phone booth

i just saw that

sheska got a shorter skirt

is that allowed are there no dress codes

SHESKA STFUU

sheska couldve been freaked out more

like having a doppelgänger is freaky

mustang eye bags <3

theyll find out like tonight

woahh totally forgot ross tells them

well being in the military, he knows the risks

especially when he continued to research when bradley told them to stop

altho its extra sus that bradley told them to stop

gracia slay

cant believe they did this ross

shes literally just minding her business

so when lust is in disguise she gotta cover up her cleavage lmao

ep 17

huh was there only one shot

i thought there were two

how the hell did they fake it

is the investigator in on it

i mean they are refusing other evidence

cold flame wow amazing

if ross went to her parents then im pretty sure other people saw her there

well the homunculi are keeping tabs so they probs chose someone who wasnt in central

where are lan fan and fu

when i first watched this i honestly thought mustang did kill her

now i know if they dont show on screen death somethings up

armstrong got balls to say that to mustang

eds too teen angsty to have critical thinking

falman babysitting

everyone pissed off at mustang lmao

lmao he called them hindrances

ep 18

arrogant palm of a small human

who would even combine those words

amazing 10/10

surprised that theres still water there

who the hell is mr han

where the hell did fu come from

not the jesus imagery

ohh they right tho

police and military will never tell the press abt an internal issue

he had to bring a backup :(((

phone booth trauma

ooh his silhouette against the sunset

show those drawings to jean

cant believe theyre taking ed seriously

if i were there id just laugh at this kid giving a speech like that

wtf fu has to cross the desert twice

hes so old how does he do it

jean kinda

forgot jean is higher than falman lmao

the grey hair threw me off i thought he was older

riza my queen

the handling of the ishbalans is kinda weird tho

gluttony count ur days

i will not tolerate any riza harm

ep 19

ure blowing ur cover mustang

omg he loses his cool when its riza hihi

death of the undying???

amazing once again

.good doggy

thank god they did not kill black hayate

i would never rewatch this if they did that

rizas little smile

jean squeezing in next to al

why were her tits bouncing

that was kinda hot mustang

lmao their faces

NAURRR

i hate this

its rlly cool how the show has high stakes from the start

like its kinda an early ep

but theres been a few serious injuries and a death

the only reason why most of them aint dead is plot armor

oooh riza thinking mustangs dead

when they go crazy bcs they think ure dead >>>

they rlly had to have an ab ahot

this was such a slay

like the visuals of the fire

hmmm

so bradley wouldve killed them all if they hadnt killed lust first?

and just tell officials that he was too late to save them?

kinda a sad death for barry

i liked lust but she envy wrath and pride were more interesting ig

still wouldve been nice

this was such a plot twist

i was still in denial that the dad is alive

ep 20

that rlly what he says when he sees his kid after years

of i were ed i wouldve just said that aint ur home

u didnt even live there

the titles are so straightforward but it goes so hard

kinda creepy just watching him sleep

theyre trying winry chill

anime clothes just never ride up

the dads the only one who calls him edward irl

im happy that they have lots of pics when they were young

the dad was acting so sus

cant believe ed rlly asked this old woman to do this

pinako just staring at ed lmao

hmmm

wonder if its an actual person they made

so if they had the stone would they have made a homunculus

trisha too nice

i wouldve never wanted to see that man again

curtis fam just adopt

music so dramatic for what

still a banger line

has he always had a large back

amazing wonderful

[catdemontraphouse]

Oh. My Jesus jack reacher is so lame and straight “everyone calls me reacher even my mom” STfUu bitch lmaooo ur mum got two kids so why u reacher and ur brother joe also… she’s ur mom she ain’t callin u by ur surname help