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[iameatingrocks]

there’s the onceler. he puts on green suit. he is still the onceler, but also the greedler. he is greedy. they are the same character but also different persons. simple. greedler sad? be becomes bitteronceler or darkler. easy to understand. they are all the onceler. sometimes they fall in love but they are still the onceler. onceler has swag? he’s the swaggler. still the onceler. onceler is a pimp? he’s the pimpler. he has weird sharkteeth now, but he’s still the onceler. he is mean. but sometimes? sometimes he is nice. he then becomes gentle-pimp-greelder. easy. oncler becomes spider? spiderler. he has six arms but he’s still the onceler. oncler is wolf? wolfler. your onceler sleep paralysis demon? maybe creepler. there’s a oncler who’s a canibal. he is always covered in blood. he is also the onceler. reasonable. if the blood is ink he’s the inkler. he doesn’t have blood? he’s the the mechanical greedler. of this we can all agree.

they are all the onceler. they are in love sometimes—with themselves who are not themselves—but they are still the onceler. but then? then they go to summercamp. camp weehawken. and then they go to highschool. they attend university. perhaps they get a PHD. i’m not sure. the oncelers who are all the onceler stops being the onceler. they are deoncelerized. some oncelers are not the onceler anymore but they are still called the onceler. but the new oncelers are very different from the one onceler. some are involved in the zombie apocalypse. are they also the oncler? maybe. but they are also not the oneceler. but they all come from one onceler. so they are the oncler. but they are also removed from the one onceler due to deoncelerization. this? this is confusing.

the oncelers who are the onceler are the oncler but also not all oncelers are the onceler. we simply have to accept this.