#everyone go watch this movie omg??
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you’ve never experienced the sheer homoerotic tension of a weird girl autistic butch taking off the fake nails of an extroverted and bewitched femme while planning a heist together and it shows
#and neither have I!!!!!😭😭😭#kajillionaire#everyone go watch this movie omg??#kajillionaire movie#lesbian#wlw#femme4butch#homoeroticism#movies#films#and anyways I know the heist was being planned hy old dolio’s parents and they are Horrible but it still makes it sexie<333
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my @oofurixmas secret santa gift for @abezer !
you wanted something w/ the guys hanging out outside of school~ i always thought it'd be hilarious for them to all gather up, maybe on a cold rainy weekend, and watch a scary movie together. it's not superrr winter themed, but i hope i delivered something fun for you anyways! ❤️
#oofurixmas2023#abezer#oofuri#my art#HAPPY OOFURIMAS !! i hope u like it cry cry#sorry mihashi if this looks gay to the viewers#what i hope their expressions communicate:#nishihiro: the devil is real and ive seen him#izumi: L + ratio + not scary + u cannot hurt me in any way that matters#mizutani: call my mommy rn im not kidding/srs#suyama: OMG O_O...gummywurm.. OMG O_0#saka: (in a little hat) ;-;#mihashi: epic mimis#oki: *resigned 2 death*#taka: (everyone turned down his idea to go over baseball stats) whutever -_- loml in my arms dunt care 凸(-_-)凸#hanai: bro im not even scared- BUWAOUGH#tajima: weee :)#what scary movie are they watching let me know
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just saying that the movie juno cures all sadness and is 100% guaranteed to make you feel better
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hi erika I am sending you love and so sorry you had a tough time this weekend! 🫂💖 I’ve been loving your answers and wanted to send one, too - if you could get a sequel to fave movie, what would that movie be (and what might it be like?)
sending lots of good thoughts too! for a cozy night and a great start to your week!
My darling J thank you so so much sweet friend know I’m sending you all the love and sweet vibes back your way for a wonderful week!!! 🥹💗✨
And oh SUCH A GOOD QUESTION THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS IN AHH!! And okay…
Maybe it’s just the Hugh Jackman brainrot is strong but I think a Van Helsing sequel is what we deserve LOL 🦇🥀⚰️⚔️🪦🩸✨
It’s been so long since I’ve seen that movie so I’m not sure how I would want the sequel to go but just seeing an older more seasoned Van Helsing is just making me go OOOOF 😮💨 LOL
Thank you again dear J knowing I’m making you a cozy tea as we speak ☺️💝🫖🍵
#funny story about Van Helsing…#but at a sleep over in middle school that was the big ‘scary movie’ we were going to watch and I was so excited to see it#but everyone said it was so dumb and we stopped it mid way and I was like ‘ha ha yeah dumb’ when I WAS LOVING IT LOL#so yeah justice for Van Helsing lmaoooo#omg sorry for rambling but adore you J 💖#J’s tag 🎮✨#sleepover asks 🌙☁️✨#asks and such things 💌
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i genuinely don’t know how i’m supposed to act at my age
#like when i have to talk to ppl my age irl they sound old af 😭 and im like are they old or just actual adults?#like i know when to act mature but when in the same age group i feel like i should have my adult voice on#like a customer service voice but more casual???#like for this get together i’m fear i might be one of the youngest ppl there besides like the children of everyone else 💀 like i can go#can’t***#hangout w them and later ima go see my friends and it’s more relaxed but it’s not like we talk about random shit#like we don’t listen to the same music watch the same shows or movies anymore#or they say oh i don’t have time for that or i don’t watch/listen to that many more#????? what do you do? and they’re not on social media besides fb or twt#like unfortunately i’m part of the chronically online 💀💀💀 but i can’t just be like oh im knitting this or crocheting that because that’s my#old lady hobbie i picked up in hs and they were like that’s old ppl shit#they talk about work but i find that so boring idc about what i do everyday that shit stays the same 😭#like it’s interesting to listen to them because i don’t do it but my job it’s same day in day out#and if we talk about fitness it ends up at oh i gained some weight or i lost x amount that means i can have a xyz and not care ….#we are mid to late twenties when tf did you get heartburn 😭 and wtf is that ??? i’ve heard about it but what do you mean??? when did that#start??? like yeah old bones and body aches but damn another meme post about it 😭 stop#like what did i miss when did i stop looking where did yall learn all this#at this point i think im just immature#like my random shit is gonna be ceo/luigi and sk then what i can’t bring up rap kpop spotify wrapped anime my excitement for some local yarn#how i don’t think lady gaga is a good actress or that im lowkey upset about the wicked movie#or that there’s gonna be an american psycho remake like they’re not gonna care#and i can’t be like tf is an appetizer ? that isn’t just restaurant and tv show shit ?#I CANT TELL THEM ABIUT MY PERIOD SHOES I FEEL LIKE THEYRE TONNABNOT LAUGH#my talking points are work (boring and same as always) old car accidents most recently accident (but not too deep) shoulder and back pain#progress maybe complain about grocery prices 😭😭😭#omfg wtf am i supposed to where to the get together with appetizers FUCK#is it chill to go in shorts and a tshirt ????? i’m sure they know we’re the ones smoking outside they can just assume i’m too chill#let’s hope someone has a baby and i can distract them w my ability to somehow charm babies 😭😭😭😭#omg what if their kids are blaming us for the weed smell !?? like imma not narc but i’ve seen them out there too#like idk if they’re college age but i don’t think they’re open about it and im the freak taking walks past midnight 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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#'we will take the trial of hell i know you guys will make it' luffy enablers 1 and 2 zoro and robin: I'm in#SANJI JUST BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!!!!#nami too!!!!!!#why did luffy jump for choper akdhaksjsk#luffy just letting nami hit him and acting like an annoying child... yeah..#also this 3d pov shot is cool as hell#everyone is so dumb in this movie akdhsksjsk#the humor in this movie is just misunderstandings and silences and it works so well.....#chopper that was some fine acting lmao#zoro and sanji fighting instead of trying to win the game... they want each other so bad ....#usopp saying betrayal is namis specialty...#sanji jealous of the bbq guy akdhajaj and nami keeping the goldfish guy drunk after robin ajdhak that slap!!!#'you don't have the right to eat bc you wernt cheering me on' SANJI!!! KISS HIM ALREADY!!!#i love the turmoil. luffy does not. that is why he is gonna go apeshit#zoro said fuck that kid. in particular. he has a nice voice#damn chopper couldnt you have caught the child that soil looks hard#STOP IT WITH THE HOLES!!!!!!#the style gives me sabaody vibes and well the plot too#this is torture...i know the last one to be eaten will be nami... for dramatic effect bc thats his twin... i know it...#i checked and this was BEFORE sabaody??? incredible...#zoro is the last... of course... well i insist... sabaody vibes.... luffy this is so bad#the head going to zoro.... omg..... how did they know about luffys abandonment issues before the manga.... i mean of course he would be hurt#luffy jumping like a little goblin.... MORE!!! luffy going insane i love you... this is so fucked up... but so good#luffy has suffered more than jesus christ.... this isn't canon but it is confirmed to me... see the wounds on his hands.... crucified#this is a tuskly so good..... the villain is compelling and everything its kinda sad#that ending :) that was so good actually everyone watch this#its the baron omatsuri and the secret island movie ask me about where to watch it#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies
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DSANKJFSD. ASDNKFJDNJFG. ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE!!!!! AAAAAAA
#I SAW THE MOVIE#I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE HOW I'M FEELING#I WALKED OUT OF THAT THEATER A CHANGED PERSON#RAHHHH IT WAS SO GOOD OMG#EVERYONE. GO WATCH IT!!!#WATCH IT AS SOON AS YOU CAN!#MILES <33333#miles morales#across the spiderverse#across the spider verse#spiderverse#into the spiderverse#istv#atsv#marvel
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netflix uk is so fucking stupidd why is shrek three and four on here but not the first two. like genuinely what is the point of having sequels to movies that arent on there. hi.
#dont tell me to pirate the movies btw i fully wld or wld use a vee pee enn bc i have one#its j tht i cant watch the movies on the tv in my room thennn bc i need to cast them from netflix which i cant do using the vpn#i have been meaning to. actually watch the shrek movies btw bc i have only seen the first one like twice and not at all recently 👍🏽👍🏽#also when my cousins visit the uk this summer i wanna force them nd my sibling to have a shrek marathon. yipee#this wont happen but i feel like theres perhapss a chance that maybe the first two will get put on netflix when the last wish is#bc i feel like dreamworks is using how everyone loves the last wish is to get ppl hyped for shrek 5. which is fucking working lol#i feel like my sibling wld get soo annoyed at me for suggesting that btw. even tho theyre always like time to marathon h*rry p*tter#i think the idea of older siblings being cool is so funny i dont think theres anyone my sibling thinks is less uncool and annoying#except maybe our little sister. but thats not her fault shes 8#im going to get them on board tho. or at least ill get my cousins on board#bci tihnk it wld be funn and as i said. i wanna actually what the shrek movies !!!#whatever im gonna suggest and theyre gonna be like omg no thats dumb. when in reality it wld be funnn 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽#flappy rambles
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When I saw the first saw movie in 2004 it was in hindsight a pivotal moment for me. That movie stuck with me, then the 2nd one less so but I did see it when I was younger. I can now say experiencing Saw 3 for the first time holds the same level of importance as the first. I am actually glad I waited this many years to watch the whole thing fully present. This is now my favorite saw movie.
#im also pretty sure amanda is also now my gal. omg. amanda 😭#also that ending had me laughing my ass off so fucking much that was beautiful#likes yes you are fooling yourself if you think you are suited for anything more than revenge. your wife is bleeding out in front of you#and do ppl change? well. you sure dont.#the egotistical sadist spouting his nonsense for 3 straight movies ruining everyones lives with his twisted god complex#getting to go out *exactly* how he wanted experiencing nothing but sheer glee and maniacal joy at his control and *being right* about this#guy all the way to his last bloody gurgle was so fantastic too#i was starting to wonder if there would be a shred of light at the end and jigsaw would get his ass handed to him even in a small way#if he would get at least a death outside of his control or desires#and lmao nope this is still fucking saw#anyways. it was great. love it. we are watching 4 next time but that is going to be hard to top#also the cinematography and the whole mood with that set. it was great. it was dirty. it was so quintessential saw.#10/10 would recommend#saw posting
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challengers (2024) is fucking incredible, can't wait to see it again
#last year's oscars contender must feel lucky challengers' got delayed bc of the strike#also on an somewhat unrelated note i am not bi and im not even allosexual#um i say this bc a lot of people who have enjoyed the movie mentioned them being bi as if that's why they liked this movie#i guess i just wanted to say that yes the actors are attractive and in a FULL love triangle but regardless of the “hotness”#of it all i guess it is just such a great movie soo so so good#the way it is filmed is just so exquisite#the dialogue the character dinamics the acting omg so delicious#and the music!! on every tennis match and there's this scene where tashi/zendaya sitted on a rock by the sea that's so#mesmerizing... incredibly beautiful and moving imo#This is guadagnino's best movie so far even everyone go watch it in theaters
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rip kira you would have loved the exorcist remake
#i dont know what happens in it and also ive never seen the original#i just think she would be one of those people thats like. telling everyone not to watch horror movies because it leads to gettign possessed#at least before the whole vampirism thing#but before that?#basically the equivalent of that one post about being terrified of vampires as a kid and going to the catholic store#(i dont know what its called sorry whatever) i forgot where i was going with this#if youve seen that post u know what i mean#and then shes like oh shit! i am the vampire thats awkward#i love how one night i just decided she and ren get pointier ears like at what point am i just drawing more elves#i kinda wanna give them the funny bat noses and ears too#kiras like “omg im a monster im an abomination”#and then turns around and its just. one of those funny little fruit bats i think that would be so funny#oc: kira#oc: ren
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Gen Z
pairing: Max Verstappen x Reader
summary: everyone seems to forget that Max is 26
a/n: not my favorite, but it’s something i’ve been working on for a while there will be no part two
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Breaking up with Kelly was extremely difficult for Max to do. Despite not being in love with her anymore, he was very aware of what would happen to P. Max knew it was better to break up than stay just because of P, so he bit the bullet. The next few months were lonely, having to readjust to being alone in Monaco with just his cats.
That’s when you came barreling into his life. Only two years younger than Max, you were a breath of fresh air for him. He really didn’t expect to fall for you, not so quick anyway.
You knew a bit about Formula One, but it was more to the extent that your home hosted a race, some drivers lived in the city, and your hairdresser’s son was a driver. It didn’t phase you when Max told you about his career and fame, you just thought the Dutchman was cute.
“Men who own cats are major green flags,” you told him over text when you first started dating. That might’ve been what really made Max fall for you. You made him feel young, understandably so. He was 19 when he first met Kelly, and she was 28.
Max taught you about the races, you helped him connect with his inner Gen Z. He taught you Dutch and how to game, you taught him slang and pop culture. The two of you were sitting on the couch a month before the Monaco GP, watching Cars of course, when Max asked you to join him at the race.
“Of course, anything for Lightning McQueen,” you squeeze his hand. You knew from TikTok that Charles, your boyfriend’s work husband, was Lightning McQueen, but how could that not be Max.
“Kachow,” Max says causing you to laugh. He has been watching the TikToks and reels you send him, usually something formula one or cars related.
Max is watching Cars 2 with you when he points out each driver in the movie. You store the knowledge in the back of your mind for when you watch classic races and Max explains things to you. You feel sufficiently ready for Monaco.
“Lewis, this is my girlfriend, Y/n,” Max introduces you to the Mercedes driver. You look at him, star stuck.
“I loved you in Cars,” you blurt out, causing Lewis to laugh and Max to hide his face in embarrassment. Max isn’t surprised, but he can’t believe this is how your first interaction is going. Lewis is just happy you aren’t with Max because he is a driver.
“Thank you, how old are you?” Lewis asks, ready to feel old.
“24, two years younger than Maxie,” you smile lovingly at your boyfriend.
“I forgot how young you actually are,” Lewis’s unspoken words hang in the air between him and Max. Now that you are dating someone closer to your own age.
Lewis’s statement seemed to be the general consensus when everyone saw you with him. Max looked and acted like he was 26. He was using slang you taught him, he was making pop culture references that he likely wouldn’t have known otherwise. He was getting to experience his twenty’s like he should have been, not as if he was much older than he was.
Lando was the most excited to meet you, not only were you his age, but you brought out Max’s inner child that Lando never could.
“I’m stealing your girlfriend,” Lando tells Max, wanting to claim you as his best friend.
“No,” Max deadpans.
“What if Lando is my bestie?” you ask Max, who can’t say no to you.
“Then I guess that’s okay,” Max kisses your temple.
“OMG, McLaren is doing another hide and seek video, you two should join,” Lando proposes.
“That actually sounds fun,” Max says, looking at you for confirmation.
“I’m in,” you smile, letting Lando lead the way.
The video is a hit, the fans are loving this version of Max. Max is loving this version of him too, for once he doesn’t feel like he has to grow up faster than he should.
“Stay away from her, she’s no good for you. Act like a grown up,” you overhear Jos tell Max as you come back to the garage from hospitality. You have yet to meet Jos, Max made it very clear that he doesn’t want you near his dad. The memes the two of you send back and forth are a good enough reason why, so you hang back.
“What do you mean? I am. I’m 26, why should I act like I’m 40? I am happier with her than I was with Kelly,” Max argues back, you hold yourself back.
“World Champions are serious, mature. Quit acting like Lando Norris and more like an adult,” Jos is seething.
“Ask Max to come back here, say the team needs him or something,” you as an engineer when you notice Jos getting angrier.
“Then why am I leading by a heavy margin already. You just can’t handle that I am putting myself first. What would you even know about being a champion? You never won a race!” Max yells. The engineer quickly cuts in and leads Max to you.
“You gagged him, baby. Are you okay?” Max hugs you, you just rub his back as he regulates his breathing.
“He’s an opp, for real,” Max mutters into your shoulder, causing you to snort with laughter.
“God, I love you,” you can’t contain the laughter. Max joins in, your smile is infectious.
“I did use it right, no?” Max asks between the laughter.
“You did, I just wasn’t expecting it,” you take a deep breath, calming down.
“No cap?”
“Alright, you are using too much. Where is old man Max, this is freaky,” you take a step back, the smile that remains on your face betrays your words.
“You got me into my gen z era, you get the consequences,” Max pulls you back into him as you groan in annoyance.
“I love you too,” he laughs, peppering your face with kisses.
And when a journalist is brave enough to ask about the shift in Max? He’s always eager to talk about you.
“My girlfriend forced me to watch hours of YouTube compilations about formula one memes. We are always sending different memes to each other, she definitely helps me remember to laugh more,” Max gushes.
“I guess we all forget that you aren’t nearly forty,” the journalist nods. Max answers a few more questions before finding you in his drivers room. He lays down on the couch, his head on your lap.
“What’s on your mind?” you run your hand through Max’s hair.
“Have I changed that much?” he asks, his blue eyes looking up at you.
“I don’t think so, I think you’ve just started being yourself around more people. You are still the same Max that I first met and fell in love with, everyone else is just seeing that Max,” you are confused about the question, but answer him. Max doesn’t reply, he just nuzzles closer to you.
“I like this version of me,” he says into your shirt a few minutes later, you keep playing with his hair.
“I’m glad, but I like every version of you, Max. Even old man Max,” you smile as he sits up.
“Old man? How about I show you how far from true that is,” there is a look in his eye that tells you that you just started something.
“And how will you do that?” you decide to entertain him as he slips his hands under your shirt.
“I don’t think I need to tell you.”
#f1 imagines#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#f1 grid#max verstappen#max verstappen imagines#max verstappen imagine#max verstappen x reader
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why. have we not had enough of greta this year?
#fly agaric#pls pls pls i beg u. dont#i cant i cant go thru this again#not so soon after barbie plssss#“do you like me. i love u. ok but do u like me” omg shut up shutttttt uuuuuppppppp shutthefuck uuuupppppp#the most annoying ppl on tiktok always fucking talk abt this movie n abt how great it is asfdkgfhuiaefghewioaeiwagjklrejgiorehgtEWIOGEWKNJD#i'll probs watch it (not at the cinema tho lol im not stupid) just to have a clearer view of it#BUT if it doesnt absolutely blow my fucking rocks off and istn incredibly “feminist” like how everyone says it is#and the mother daughter relationship isn't amazingly done then i'll truly never listen to anyone's movie tips ever again
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MHA ass or boobs? ⋆·˚ ༘ *
with: tenya lida, katsuki bakugou, kirishima eijirou, izuku midoriya, shoto todoroki, sero hanta, denki kamanari, hitoshi shinso
LABELS: suggestive. nothing smutty. headcannon list. ass/boobs and why. plus a little blurb
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⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ TENYA IIDA
ass.
he realized it when you sat on his lap in highschool.
✧.*
it was the end your third year, everyone gathered for a party at kirishimas house. drinks were flowing, everyone was bumpin’.
you had been far too tipsy. bumping into everything in your way. you felt a hand grab yours and drag you somewhere else. you were seated down. not knowing it was a person you were sitting on.
meanwhile it was iida, who was now charged with “taking care of you” by mina. had you sat in his lap. ass flush against him.
“hiii!!” you beamed up at him, nuzzling into his chest. he was a changed man.
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ KATSUKI BAKUGOU
boobs lets be fr
he zoned in on your cleavage one night out. thanking the gods they gave humans boobs.
✧.*
you two had been in a little bit situationship. almost like dating but without the label. you didn’t mind though, he still treated you like his gf.
tonight you two were out at a hero show. best dressed, you came out in a stunning dress. the lace showing off the best parts of you.
you were in the elevator when katsuki was obviously bothered by somthing. cheeks flushed.
“something wrong?” you asked him, it was just the two of you.
“be my girlfriend.” he pleaded. his speech was fast, you almost missed it.
he groaned, motioning to you. “it’s just… i want all of that to myself.”
you walked over for a kiss.
“your gorgeous. and god your boobs!”
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ KIRISHIMA EIJIROU
ass 100 percent.
knowing it from birth.
✧.*
he watched you in the gym. you were his girlfriend for awhile now. scaring away any other men coming around you.
his head followed you, your motions. zoning in on your ass.
he realized in that moment you were too hot for him, walking over he took his hoodie and wrapped it around your waist.
“what’s wrong?” you asked. he shook his head in a nothings wrong way.
“your mine.” he answered.
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ IZUKU MIDORIYA
omg both
he would feel bad about choosing either one.
✧.*
the two of you had been spending your sunday in his bed. binging all your favorite movies and shows. getting up only to pee and eat. it was nearing the evening, the two of you were still together.
“what’s your favorite part of me?” you asked him.
“your personality.” he answered without hesitation.
“omggg izuuu you have to pick!!” you laughed cuddled up next to him.
he shook his head, chuckling.
“okay well, what about…. ass or tits?” you questioned him farther.
he stared at you blank. not knowing what to say.
“you expect me to answer that!!” he laughed out.
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ SHOTO TODOROKI
boobs.
in highschool your costume slipped during a training session. forever grateful.
✧.*
as soon as it happened he instantly covered you up. no one was really even close to the two of you. but deep down todoroki wanted to be the only boy too see you like that.
“oh my gosh!! todoroki im so embarrassed. im so sorry you had to see me like that.” you struggled, as he and you walked to the lockers.
“it’s ok.” he replied in short.
“but still i’m embarrassed!” you continued on.
“really you don’t have to be. it wasn’t a sight you should be embarrassed of.” he said in confidence. cheeks blushed.
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ SERO HANTA
ass
in the middle of a fight, you were dropped into his arms. then you fell. on him.
✧.*
you were falling. and falling fast. your brain racked up every option that could get you out of this alive.
you were swooped up into the arms of your knight in shining armor. then second later you hit the ground with a soft thud.
“damn” sero groaned against the pavement. his back was flat against the ground.
“oh my gosh sero thank you so much!” you said going down to hug him. he groaned out again.
“are you hurt?” you asked him. he kinda took the fall for you.
“no im fine. it’s just..” he said looking down at where you two connected. your ass was flush against his hips.
you gasped not realizing how close you two were.
“if i’m being honest babe. i really don’t mind. i think it’s the one thing keeping me kickin’ right now.” he chuckled out letting his head fall.
he did take the fall for you.
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ DENKI KAMANARI
boobs
he buys you tops just for you to show off your cleavage.
✧.*
your sneaky boyfriend has always wanted you to show yourself off. he takes so much pride in you.
“hey babe.” he said as he gave you a greeting hug.
“i got you somthing,” he whispered in your ear in the middle of the hug.
he handed it over to you, you opened it with smiles.
“you didn’t have to kami” you said. bringing the top up to your body.
you knew what he was doing. he thought he had the upper hand. but he was completely wrong. you’d didn’t mind the free tshirts though.
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ HITOSHI SHINSO
ass
he loves falling asleep on your ass.
✧.*
so here you were. you had been dating shinso for awhile. and the truth had come out awhile ago about his true desire.
too fall asleep on you. using your ass as his pillows.
often times calling you to try to hang out just to fall asleep cheek against yours.
he loved every bit of you don’t get me wrong. but… waking up on his area was a pride and joy. no one else got to feel this feeling. to be so comfortable with you that he was able to do this with you.
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-thinking about doing this with haikyu lmk!!! maybe a mha part two of this with dif characters??
#anime#haikyu x reader#haikyuu#haikyuu x reader#manga#haikyu fluff#haikyu manga#haikyuu smau#daichi sawamura x reader#daichi x reader#my hero academia x you#my hero academy fanfiction#my hero academia x reader#my hero acedamia#my headcanons#my hero academia#mha fanfiction#mha headcanons#mha smut#mha kirishima#mha bakugou#mha dabi#mha fanart#mha deku#mha#mha x reader#mha hawks#bnha eijiro kirishima#bnha bkdk#bnha bakugo katsuki
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── homie hoppin’ ( lhs, pjs, sjy, psh ) ּ 𓂅⋆ 📙
๑ Heeseung never wanted to believe the rumors about you around campus, to him you could never do wrong and he sees you as nothing less than an angel. But when his friends begin telling him about their nightly escapades with some “mystery girl” that sounds awfully familiar, he grows more suspicious of your true intentions you’ve been hiding all along.
pair: hyung line ㅊ f!reader, college au | warnings: pwp, smut, angst (kinda ??), hook-up culture, yn is the biggest fuckgirl omg (but she’s sooo cuntyy), humour, slut-shaming (not from the boys), daddy kink, oral (m + f. rec), mentions of running a train but it doesn’t happen lol, lots of s.x flashbacks, yn is so unbothered by everything 😴, unprotected s.x (yikes !!!) | teaser wc: 857
thanks to @leeechin & @pshbites for enabling this idea LOL, couldn’t have done it without them frfr. also here’s a silly little preview of what’s to come (it gets real MESSY in this sfdsfsd)
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heeseung was never really the type to ever engage in gossip or drama going around campus. he’d rather simply mind his business and keep it moving, it was useless to entertain it anyway— most of the rumors held zero truth or any proof to back them up. what does seem to grab his attention however, is your name being constantly brought up in almost everyone’s mouths. you were the talk of the whole school and it wasn’t anything good that was being said about the girl he’s been sleeping around with on and off for the past few months or so.
“oh you know about y/n? isn’t she the one who’s always bouncing from one friend group to the next ? i wouldn’t trust her around my man even for a second..”
“didn’t she let leehan hit it at that party last night ? that girl needs to be stopped, she’s always messing around with different guys..”
“wasn’t she just with eunseok last week ? he was telling me all about how him and sungchan took turns on her.”
he couldn’t believe half the stuff that was being said about you. not only was it just plain disrespectful, but it was also disgusting how some people could spew such fabricated nonsense as if you weren’t a real human being with feelings. heeseung knew you two weren’t exclusive but you’ve been seeing each other more frequently, which made him think he might have a chance to make things official. at least he thought so, until he saw you talking with one of his close friends, jaeyun in the library. you both were way too close for comfort and the way you were giving him those same bedroom eyes that you’d always flash at heeseung, made his whole body fill up with an unimaginable amount of rage.
you were quite popular and well known around campus, your charming persona and pretty face was the perfect combo to get anyone to fall head over heels for you. everywhere you went you’d turn heads, all the boys would be breaking their necks just to get a glimpse of you. the tiny skirts you’d always wear had their eyes practically bulging out of their sockets, which only made the other girls seethe in utter jealousy. the way you could command an entire room without even trying was a superpower in itself, you didn’t need to put in the extra work to get all the attention on you because everyone gave it to you automatically.
it wasn’t until heeseung began hearing more about his friend’s sex lives that he’d grow more suspicious of what’s really going on. he usually zones out and doesn’t really listen much whenever they talked about it, but since the movie they were watching wasn’t all that interesting, he began shifting his attention to his friends. jaeyun and jongseong were always bragging about how much pussy they’d get but they seemed to hyperfocus on one particular girl that seems to get brought up a lot in their conversations. jaeyun would say how she gave him the ‘most life changing head’ he’s ever received, meanwhile jongseong was describing how some girl he fucked a few days ago rode his dick like a grade A pornstar.
heeseung wasn’t adding much of his input into the conversation, and neither was sunghoon as he tends to keep that part of his life more private. but, what made him suddenly wanna jump up in his seat was when jaeyun was telling them how hot the girl looked when he fucked her from behind, she had a back tattoo and he thought that was the sexiest shit ever. he never specified exactly what the tattoo was, but he remembers that you also had one too. maybe he’s just reading too much into it ? could it really be you they were talking about ? nah.. there’s no way. he’s sure there’s plenty other women with back tattoos walking around campus, it simply could be an eerie coincidence. he knows he isn’t the only one that you’re sleeping with, but to mess around with his friends would be a new low for him. he wouldn’t know what he’d do if he were to find out that happened..
his worries would only worsen when he catches sunghoon smiling and faintly giggling at his phone about something, to which jongseong asks him what’s so funny. sunghoon simply shrugs it off and says it’s nothing, quickly locking his phone before he lifts up from the couch to announce that he’s going back to his dorm. they all exchange their goodbyes and wish him a safe walk back to his place. but when he left, he was walking in the direction completely opposite of his dorm, he was heading the exact same way it took to get to your building instead. now he’s really starting to overthink at this point. there’s absolutely no way you’re actually fucking all of his friends and he doesn’t have a single clue about it. heeseung may be quite oblivious at times but he isn’t that stupid. he’s probably overreacting. again, could just be a very weird coincidence… right ?
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European getaway || cs55
☆ summary: y/n goes on a vacation to spain and ends up meeting carlos sainz by chance. tho she has no idea her european fling is actually a very successful f1 driver
☆ pairing: carlos sainz x nonfamous!reader
☆ fc & warnings: none
☆ requested: yes! thank you sm for this wonderful request
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
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ynuser: i could get used to this! me encanta espana
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yourbff: petition for us to stay in spain forever
ynuser: time to find our spanish husbands so we never have to leave!
yoursibling: europe looks good on u
ynuser: thanks b 💅🏻
friend3: always serving fits girl
ynuser: half of my clothes are stolen from you
friend2: obsessed with you
ynuser: obsessed with you bb
ynuser has added to their story 🔒
[1. girls night out ahead. 2. guys i met a hot man at this club. 3. hehe he’s taking me home. we stayed out so late it’s almost light again]
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yourbff: we look cute
yourbff: wait he’s hotter than i originally thought hold up 🤤🤤
yourbff: did you even get his name???? how am i supposed to make sure ur safe if i don’t know his name
ynuser: dude he’s so hot it’s insane and his name is carlos
ynuser: i’m with him at his hotel rn and this man has to be loaded this is the nicest hotel i’ve ever stepped foot in.
yourbff: hot AND rich AND sweet AND a gentleman???????? what is in the water here in spain
ynuser: i just googled his watch that he’s wearing and it’s $300k
yourbff: ok tea……y/n/n i’m so serious you are living every girls dream rn including mine
ynuser: i think i love him
yourbff: ok , maybe it’s time for you to come back to the hotel and get some sleep
ynuser: ugh you’re so right.
ynuser: he called me a driver , i’ll be back soon
yourbff: PLEASE TELL ME TOU GOT HIS NUMBER
ynuser: more than that 🤭 him and his friend are going to take us out for dinner tomorrow and show us around town 😫😍🫶🏻
yourbff: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
yoursibling: girl you wildin and i love it. stay safe pls
ynuser: yes of course bb
friend3: why that man kinda look familiar
ynuser: if u figure it out lmk
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[1. sightseeing courtesy of our new friend carlos. 3. looks like we found ourselves some dates 😉]
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friend2: y/n are you sharing churros con chocolate with a MAN
ynuser: YES
ynuser: i’ve been caught
friend2: you sneak.. i need every single detail
yourbff: i feel like we are in a movie for real
ynuser: i think we might be
yoursibling: how is it that you and y/bff/n always end up in these sorts of romance novel type situations
ynuser: it’s bc we are the it girls 💅🏻
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user1: what are you doing in madrid carlos
user2: OMG WHO IS THAT IN THE SECOND SLIDE CARLOSSSSS
landonorris: and what do we have here 👀
carlossainz55: just some travels in spain!
landonorris: with a girl??
carlossainz55: good catch 😉
landonorris: DETAILS?!
carlossainz55: if you must know and you promise to keep it secret
landonorris: of course mate
carlossainz55: i met this gorgeous girl in a club in barcelona and we hit it off. she doesn’t know im a driver she just thinks im a guy on holiday and its been rather refreshing so now im showing her around spain
landonorris: i support you in this brother but you know you’re gonna have to explain the whole famous thing at some point
carlossainz55: i know i know
user3: just fell to my knees is this a soft launch
charlesleclerc: enjoying break i see 😏
carlossainz55: yes i am 😏
user4: everyone stay calm!!!! stay CALM
user5: so little info here how am i supposed to find this girl by her shoes 🫣
user6: can’t wait till f1gossip sees this
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yoursibling: hold up did HE COME WITJ YOU GUYS
ynuser: yes 🤭
ynuser: when i tell you i think i met the love of my life
yoursibling: ugh i’m so jealous but also so happy for you!! you deserve this
friend2: bruh he’s fine as heck what is going on here
ynuser: no i know
yourbff: wait send me the pic of carlos and teto carrying our luggage pls im begging
ynuser: done and done
friend3: y/n y/m/n y/l/n have you ever seen a formula 1 race before
ynuser: you mean like the race cars?
friend3: yes the race cars!!!! i’m 99.9% sure that man in your photos drives for the FERRARI F1 TEAM. THAT IS THE CARLOS SAINZ
ynuser: oh my god… you’re right …….. he’s a FAMOUS FERRARI DRIVER?!
ynuser: oh my god he has 10 million followers
friend3: how did you NOT know this!!!!!!!!
ynuser: idk!!! i don’t follow f1!!!
friend3: well now you legally have to
ynuser: clearly omg
friend3: YOURE THE GIRL IN HIS STORY OFNEKGN
ynuser: OMG I AM
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f1gossip: carlos sainz has been spotted getting cozy with a mystery girl in madrid! we think this has got to be the girl who was in the story carlos posted a few days ago. they’ve also been spotted out at dinner with another woman and who we believe to be teto!! no information on who they are just yet but seem by all accounts to not be anyone we know
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user1: when will it be my turn!!!!
user2: that should be me 😭😭😭 happy for her i guess 😭😭😫😫
user3: so he was soft launching someone
user4: happy for him ig
friend3: ynuser girl
ynuser: oh my god
friend2: girl oh my god
yourbff: omg stop ???? is this movie about us???
user6: do you all know something we don’t
user3: no bc your profile pics kinda be similar to the girl in the pics f1 gossip posted 👀
user6: carlos doesn’t follow them yet but maybe that’ll change
user3: WAIT IT SAYS HES FOLLOWING YNUSER NOW
user5: i am so envious
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friend3: ok so the fan girls have found us it seems
ynuser: they really have… i have 2,694 follower requests right now
yourbff: the f1gossip account is trying to contact me,, they’re literally in my dms rn…. you look hot tho 😘😍😫
ynuser: they’re also trying to message me too. never thought our trip to spain would end up like this (i’m not complaining this is just a little overwhelming)
yourbff: me neither but if it had to happen i’m glad you met carlos!! you two seem like genuinely really well matched. i know it’s only been like…. 3 weeks but im stanning and shipping y/ncarlos so hard
ynuser: 😮💨😭 y/ncarlos omg stop hahaha
ynuser: i’m planning to put him in my pocket and take him back to the states with us
carlossainz55: ay dios mío hermosa chica 😍😍
ynuser: 🤭 you’re making me blush
carlossainz55: good, it’s cute when you blush
ynuser: you really have 10 million followers and drive for the scuderia ferrari huh
carlossainz55: yes mi amor. im sorry for not telling you sooner… i just really was enjoying getting to know you as just carlos and not as the ferrari driver
ynuser: and that makes sense i just … this is all just a bit intimidating
carlossainz55: no reason to be intimidated, i’m still just carlos 🥺
ynuser: if you say so
carlossainz55: i do say so hermosa🤍
carlossainz55: now that the cat is out of the bag…. do you want to come watch me race?
ynuser: you want me to come to one of your races?
carlossainz55: only if you want to! no pressure at all tho y/n/n
ynuser: i’d love to 😫
carlossainz55: i was hoping you’d say that. i’ll make arrangements for you to come to monza 😉
ynuser: italy?! omg i’ve never been to italy!!!!
carlossainz55: never?! oh boy then i have quite the time planned for us
landonorris: i feel like an elite member of a very exclusive club for being able to follow
ynuser: you are!! only 231 other people have the privilege
friend2: please send lando norris my number i see he’s following you now
ynuser: HAHAHAAH i respect the hustle. i tell him about you when i meet him in person in 2 weeks
friend2: IN PWROSN Y/N WHAT
yoursibling: bestie why are race car fan accounts trying to contact me all the sudden
ynuser: so you know that man i’ve been seeing while in spain with y/bff/n? turns out he’s a very famous formula 1 driver
yoursibling: you’ve got to be kidding me
ynuser: i am being very for real
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ynuser: thank you to spain for literally changing my life
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friend2: omg that’s where my sunglasses went 🙄
ynuser: idk what you’re talking abt 🤭
yourbff: thanks for going on the trip of a lifetime with me y/n/n
ynuser: i love you bestie 🫶🏻
carlossainz55: and thank you to the universe for crossing our paths 🥹
ynuser: thank you universe, i am forever grateful 😫
landonorris: ok cool girl alert
ynuser: you know it
friend3: i’m not sure how to act normal in these comments y/n
ynuser: me neither
yoursibling: you’re never coming home after italy in a few weeks are you
ynuser: nope!
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carlossainz55: happy for the team, charles and the tifosi. it’s a shame i missed the podium but at least i got to spend my birthday with my favorite girl. until next time monza!
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user2: ohhhhhh a hard launch
user3: i wish he got a podium in his last monza in a ferrari
charlesleclerc: ❤️ thank you chili
alexandrasaintmleux: cuties 🤍
user4: this hard launch is distracting me from the immense sadness, thanks carlos
user55: she’s living my dream your honor
ynuser: feliz cumpleaños mi amor
carlossainz55: gracias princessa
ynuser: gracias por una semana perfecta [thank you for a perfect week]
carlossainz55: de nada 🤍
user10: you did all you could carlos
scuderiaferrari: we are proud of you chili
user16: you and your big brain still did amazing
yourbff: you did great carlos!
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