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worstloki · 2 years ago

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at 2pm every Saturday Odin hosts an hour-long podcast on effective parenting where he gives out tips and anecdotes to assist the parents on Asgard in raising their young as well-established proper individuals and immediately after at 3pm every Saturday Loki’s podcast on dealing with trauma starts

#Asgard only has one radio channel #Thor hosts a thing at 5 where he retells valiant battle tales of victories for children #4-5 is bard hour #Odin speaks to the parents and Loki speaks to their kids #anonymous caller number 3 very clearly describing the same scenario Odin’s caller 6 did #everyone reasonable in the community is livid and that the kids are being treated badly #everyone else is trying to raise their children to be obedient little worker bees #if the community starts to shun parents and take in kids from each other don’t look at Loki all his callers are anonymous and confidential #Odin does not catch on to any patterns btw he’s too busy telling people to discipline their kids well with the harsh hand of books and belt

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