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Mack and cheese at pride
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Fall Out Boy really said “I’m sifting through the sand sand sand, looking for pieces of broken hour glass, trying to get it all back, put it back together as if the time had never passed. I know I should walk away, know I should walk away, but I just wanna let you break my brain and I can’t seem to get a grip, no, no matter how I live with it. These are the last blues” and expected me to act normal like those words put in that order don’t fucking do ANYTHING to me at all
#I stop everything I’m doing when this bridge comes on#it plays in my head almost everyday#I love this bridge more than I love a lot of things#I’m still crying over it#fall out boy#patrick stump#andy hurley#fob#joe trohman#pete wentz#mania#bishops knife trick#mania truther for life#mania truther
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as someone who has sabred open one (1) bottle of champagne in her life, I am taking the firm stance that dedicated Champagne Sabres spoil the fun
either use a sword (looks really cool, the whole point of the exercise in my opinion) or use like a butter knife (economical, very impressive because most people don't realize that you use the dull side of the blade anyway so they'll think "whoa, this person can slash open champagne WITH A DULL KNIFE???")
there's nothing cool about doing it with a knife that's clearly not a sword, but also not a kitchen knife that you just happen to have lying around for other purposes and casually use to show off your sabrage prowess
#also how often do you really have to sabre open champagne in your everyday life#if it's every day I think you may have a drinking problem#you're supposed to do it outdoors anyway so what you take everybody outside and you carefully take out your Special Champagne-Only Knife#and then you open it and everybody applauds politely and you take your special knife back to the cupboard for another month or so?#now a sword can serve other purposes#even if it's just there to look really cool#champagne sabres don't look cool. I looked them up. they're sad tiny baby sabres#and expensive! like just get a real sabre at that point! a decorative repro will do and probably be cheaper!
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God damnit. My chicken-frying pot is a spirit prison containment zone until the 28th and I have chicken to fry.
#ohhh you can use your everyday tools for magic#there is so much beauty and wonder in using your cooking pots for witchcraft#the kitchen knife can be a ritual knife :)#why do you need to buy special tools?#its all lies. I flew too far to the sun and now my stock pot is too useful#I brined that chicken and everything and now I have no convenient pot to fry it in#this is what i fucking get for not having dedicated witchcraft tools
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if you told me 4 months ago that showing my friend skiddle a clip of "she forgot" and "tacos tirade" would end up giving us BOTH taco brainrot i would not believe you. in the past 2 weeks ive rattled that 🌮 around my head more than i ever have in the past 10 years of watching this damn show
#points at skiddle. i infected YOU. and you infected ME#tbf my brain is spinning a wheel everyday on who ill think about. a few days ago it was knife and pickle then it was bot again#THEN it was balloon and then nickel etc etc#and i was thinking abt soap this morning also. god help me#but the taco thoughts are Frequent and in between all of those#shes so interesting i want to excitedly shake her in some tupperware#mossball.txt#ii taco#friends#inanimate insanity
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Updated EDC photo.
RovyVon Aurora A5
Munkees clippers
Keysmart
Magpul wallet that's getting a little long in the tooth. Time for something new.
CJRB Pyrite
Rey Light TiLan
Casio JDM M100
#edc#everyday carry#CJRB#knife#button lock#Casio#watches#gear check#pocket dump#photography#Magpul#Rey light#RovyVon#Aurora
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i've always just headcannoned that the killing intent some people give off must be insane with Gothamites.
like the Bat's and villains are a given - but I'm talking about like regular old gothamites, the everyday citizens.
like some rando decides to (somehow) go on holiday to like Metropolis and people are just?? walking on the opposite side of the street, side eyeing this dude, clutching purses, etc. basically treating him like a bad dude.
Superman hears a scream, goes to help, and it's this gothamite handing a wallet back and Supes is confused asf, like:
Supes: "hello, do you need help?"
metropolis citizen: "yes please, he's trying to steal my wallet!"
gothamite: "ma'am, i am so clearly trying to give it back"
Superman just takes the wallet and hands it back, and the lady like sprints the fuck away, and he turns back to the dude like ????? and he's just like "I'm from Gotham"
#batman#gothamite interaction#gotham#dc#batman headcannon#i also always just headcannon that gothamites walk around with like gas masks a small firstaid kit and a knife#like these people are prepared for death everyday#they have like casual weapons on them#from like pepper spray to a gun#the amount of self defense key chains you'll see is endless#every gothamite has one#wayne enterprises sells them for cheap with different justlice league members on them#obviously they're all great quality#you can also get free refills of pepper spray#the bats all carry them and hand them out as well#but they carry their own merch#along with their favourite heroes
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bunnygirl nene :3 bunnene if you will :3
day 2 of drawing nene everyday until fnf updates!
#nene#bunnene#nene fnf#nene pico's school#friday night funkin#friday night funkin'#fnf#🖍️#daily nene#i need to make my drawings simpler if i wanna do this everyday without burning out but i'm having too much funnn ^_^#tw blood#tw knife
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sometimes i think about how ludger mercilessly executes evils in the same way he believes he deserves to be executed as he, too, perceives himself as evil. if none of the small fries deserves his mercy, then in the end, what does that mean for him, the biggest evil of them all? after all, wouldnt it be hypocritical of him to think that he deserves redemption when he was the one depriving others of it in the first place?
#academy's undercover professor#academy's undercover professor spoilers#everyday i think abt ludger casually hands a knife to each person whom he believes was wronged by him and leave his fate to them#one for lynne and one for casey#hes gonna give one to catherine too isnt he#and judging by the latest chapter she seems like the only candidate who would actually be willing to see it through hkshfh#auposting
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i think everyone on sunnytwt needs to be sat down so i can explain to them what basic human empathy is. and then maybe i put them in a blender until they agree to write meta about the characters instead of whether or not charlie day got facial reconstruction surgery.
#ada speaks#u do not exist in a vacuum and your words have the capability to harm others#celebrities may not see your tweets but your balding transmasc mutual and your follower who feels self conscious about her nose will#it is fucking bizarre the way these people conduct themselves online#really. really fucking weird man#and then you see them acting like ppl are 'defending rich white men'#instead of taking issue with the actual shit theyre saying#whether or not you think rcg has been 'under the knife' or not#a) how is this any of your business. you are not entitled to this info nor do you have a free pass to criticize someone's personal choice#b) ask yourself why you feel you need to critique alleged surgeries and how they stack up to imposed conventional beauty standards#c) you do not *own* them. you can have opinions on your own attraction to them but#a person getting plastic surgery or hair plugs or whatever is up to them. not you. if it helps to make them feel better then who cares.#just because it doesn't make them attractive to YOU doesn't mean its okay to point and laugh#if a trans guy got top surgery and it was 'botched' would you act like they were stupid for getting it in the first place?#if a trans woman decided she wanted to surgically shave her jaw would you shame her for that?#it's their body. it's not yours.#for the record i don't believe any of them have gotten work done but think its a stupid thing to speculate on regardless#ive watched family members go through plastic surgeries of varying success. ive seen them get botox and hair plugs and everything#normal everyday people do it and it's not always about vanity#it can be for gender reaffirming reasons (and yes this includes when cis people do it) to alleviate dysphoria#trying to point out alleged surgical alterations made is just. gross#not to mention that holy shit MOST of the shit ppl are saying is like. age. different hairstyles. different facial expressions.#maybe if these people actually watched the show theyd be able to see the gang in action instead of staring at pics like spot the difference
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He would marry her tomorrow and kill her in a week
#dostoevksy#dostoevsky#dostoyevski#fyodor dostoevsky#the idiot#the idiot dostoevsky#thnking about that line everyday#EVERYDAY#parfyon rogozhin#nastasya filippovna#nastasia filippovna#i like drawing nastasya#i draw her all the time#and my anatomy is bad#so l usually draw her naked#whoops#cw nudity#cw knife#fiodor dostoievski#fedor dostoevskij#my art#digital art#no jimjim allowed
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RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES.
ui design by @lyss-butterscotch hi sorry for being so annoying about her i watbned to put her in some really cool clothes,,,
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#everyday i spin the wheel and assign a different greek god to innocence#today it seems to be poseidon! definitely not influenced by ruthlessness epic the musical nooo#DRAWING THIS ACTUALLY FUCKING KILLED ME LIKE AT LEAST SIX TIMES I HATE. HOW INTRICATE I MADE IT#ACTUAL SISYPHEAN EFFORT THIS WAS HORRIBLE NEVER DOING IT AGAIN#also the TRIDENT is just downright unrendered lmfao i gave up sorry. also the background#also also this overtook everything else in my canvas LMFA#goodbye odyssey sketches you will be missed. goodbye hot knife suitor goodbye penelope#stuff i've done#rain world#rain world downpour#unparalleled innocence
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when i watch wicked and/or finally relisten to the soundtrack and/or finally reread the books yall are not ready for me to be unhinged about my bb boy liir ko thropp.
#& ⋄ 𝐨𝐨𝐜 ⊳ . . . who is the lamb / who is the knife. ⋄#i think of him everyday#i hate his storyline#i need to fix it
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Day #26 of drawing a FNAF character everyday till the FNAF movie comes out
Dave Miller/William Afton/Springbonnie 🐰🔪💜
#my art#drawing a fnaf character everyday till the fnaf movie comes out#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddys#five nights at freddy's 3#fnaf 3#fnaf william oliver afton#fnaf william afton#william oliver afton#fnaf springbonnie#fnaf spring bonnie#fnaf dave#fnaf dave miller#fnaf au#my au#change of heart au#tw scopophobia#tw eye contact#tw knife#tw sharp objects#tw blood#fnaf the silver eyes#fnaf the twisted ones#fnaf the fourth closet
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