#everybody's getting married

[starcurtain]

Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

[backpackingspace]

Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something

Some random guy: your majesty----

Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.

[markantonys]

hands down the funniest and most underrated ta'veren effect in WOT is rand randomly causing mass spontaneous marriage just by wandering through a given town. that should have continued to be a thing for the whole series, not just TDR. i want wedding carnage all over the continent, dammit!

[puppppppppy]

learning abt friendship decay and "not reaching out to your friends for months at a time unprompted is not neurotypical behaviour" has me feeling a certain way

[pettyprocrastination]

so sorry but bridgerton!Simon Riley where he was the son of a butcher but then became a soldier and rose through the ranks with help due to his (incredibly) wealthy captain John price that left him sitting comfortably when he returned home but still looked down upon because of his status as "new money" in the aristocratic society. Just as grouchy and rude as he was before, but now with the money to gamble as he wishes and a grand estate to spend his days alone on.

but then his captain is pulling him out into the public eye by force because the season is arriving and all the eligible debutantes are looking for a husband and "I wont have you drink yourself to death completely alone, Riley" but low and behold all the motherfucker does is stand in a corner with a drink and stare all goddamn night. On the off chance that some poor woman comes up and strikes a conversation with him she's left less than pleased with his one word answers and walks away with a sour face when he inevitable says something foul mouthed. The night goes the same until he sulks off when price is busy dancing with his wife-

imagine his surprise when he slips outside to find you, one of the eligible noble ladies he found particularly enticing sneaking a cigarette in the garden, who doesn't turn up her nose in judgement when he rolls up his sleeves and asks if he can bum one off of you.

[actualbird]

// cn server spoilers, new tot pv

LUKE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER AAAAAA

[dubiousmints]

Obscure queer emo/folk/punk artists save me

[winepresswrath]

saw wicked back on my galinda/elphaba bullshit from high school i'm going to need 50 000 Galinda goes aus and an additional 50 000 Elphaba stays aus.

[sokkas-therapist]

Chat is it toxic to have thoughts of an arranged marriage au where Katara and Zuko are stuck in a strictly political arranged marriage and have agreed to do their own thing (ie: Zuko will stay in the Fire Nation and be Firelord while Katara stays in the water tribe as the active Chief), but Zuko has been having a secret affair with Sokka since before the arranged marriage? Sokka is an ambassador for the SWT in Caldera so they ended up getting really close (even though Sokka isn’t there 24/7 bc he travels a lot). And now things have gotten really messy and the palace staff has gotten too close to figuring things out and no one knows what to do…this is soap opera level drama but I’m kind of living for it 

[fadedrainbowbookshelves]

Frank Frankly: Resident Bug Relocator.

[meowthtwo]

Can I get your number?

Can I get you into bed?

When we wake up in the morning

Will you give me lots of head?

[somegrumpynerd]

Soriel week day 1 - Joke

He's been carrying that around for 2 days waiting for the perfect opportunity

[fredandginger64]

Why couldn't they have remained like this? They had the world at their feet, and they had each other. Until outsiders ripped them to shreds and left them to pick up the pieces, which I think they never did. They were successful but they were not the same. The happiness and joy was gone. And you can see it.

[tanjir0se]

Idk why I get on Instagram because it’s annoying as shit but I’ve seen a lot of bkdk shippers there upset and dismayed about the apparent Izuku/Ochaco becoming canon possibly thing and literally saying “omg guys the ship is so over 😭”and I just have to say

Y’all are weak as fuck. RIP to you guys but I’m different. In MY favorite ship the characters have never even spoken to one another and one of them is dead. And yet we move. Literally write a fix it fic and maybe you’ll feel better

[worm-priest]

I just saw this very sweet video of two members from the boyz saying they don’t want to get married in the future and already told their parents about it but the literal first comment I saw under the post pissed me off so much. Like, pls get that amatonormative shit out of my face…

this is the video btw

[canadianlucifer]

talking to people who only ship fluffy and cute ships is. an experience.