#everybody wants the Harkers; it's a blessing and a curse

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Mina's like: it's been a rough week AND the men are staring at my husband and blushing. i had to transcribe one of them calling him a living flame of manly vigor.

Honestly, I think Mina's an exact mirror of Jonathan when it comes to people being extremely heart-eyes about their significant other.

Mina, just arrived, starts being Mina: Hello! I'm here to ruin Dracula's life and transcribe it in triplicate so everyone knows it

The Suitors Three, tripping over their own feet: Oh damn she's amazing <3

Jonathan: I know c:

Jonathan, just got anime man hairstyled, starts sharpening his kukri: I Am Going to Fillet Dracula Whether God Helps or Not

The Suitors Three, all sweating: Oh damn he's amazing <3

Mina: I know c:

I just think it'd be hilarious that the Harkers remain completely oblivious to the polycule choking on their crushes simply because they see it all as: 'Oh yeah, absolutely, I get it, my spouse is the greatest person on Earth, totally understandable to react that way, they're wonderful <3.'*

(*Which also ties into my low-key belief that while Jonathan and Mina are biromantic, they stand somewhere between demisexual and asexual. These two have probably walked through a lifetime of unnoticed flirtation from others because it just Did Not Register. That they realized they were smitten with each other was a genuine miracle. Lucy clocked it months before either of them and assumed they were already together.)