#every time he looks at the camera in the parks and rec rewatch I’m doing rn

[youdontoutgrowpunk-sir]

Back on my Benshit

[what-goesaround-comesaround]

Newsies as Parks and Recs quotes!

(I'm rewatching a lot of American shows rn)

Medda : Pulitzer and his buisness partners are a bunch of rich snobs, and that's coming from someone who has a Mercedes with a Harman Kardon Logic 7 Surround Sound System.

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Jack : Who cares what Pulitzer and Wiesel have. I have the most valuable currency in America: a blind, stubborn belief that I'm 100% right.

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Denton : There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.

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Race : When life gives you lemons, steal your grandma's jewelry and go clubbin'.

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Jack : Les, I've been here for half an hour. Can I have my shoeshine?

Les : Dude... Jack, I'm gonna lose my shit on you if you ask me one more time.

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Spot : I like their paper but they've gone to far higher the prices. Pulitzer and Hearst has no right to do this.

Davey : So wait... You guys are not against us on this?

Spot : We're not against you on this.

Brooklyn newsies [chanting] :

We're not against you on this.

We're not against you on this.

We're not against you on this!

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Sarah : Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars.

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Jack [to David/Sarah after the truth about the moon] : Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, That’s impossible.

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David [teaching Mush and Kid Blink how to do laundry] : Okay! You always separate your lights from your darks.

Mush : That's racist.

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Jack [talking about David in the Mountain Ridge Camp for Boys fic] : What's a not gay way to ask him to go camping with me?

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David : Were you frying marbles?

Specs : We were testing to see if the smoke detector worked.

Romeo : It doesn't.

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Crutchie : Look, I don't like to throw around the word "butthead" too often. If you call everybody a butthead then it kinda loses its impact. But I can say without hesitation that Snyder is being a real dick.

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Spot : Thank you all for being here. Let's get started.

David : Wow. Great attitude, Spot.

Spot : Sorry, I was talking to these ribs.

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Boots [to newsies at a gay bar, Brooklyn] : He's Jack Kelly and he wants to recruit you!

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Elmer [after getting sick] : the bagles....betrayed me???

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Medda [to Jack standing next to a painting which is simply a blank white canvas] : You forgot to paint a painting, son.

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Katherine : That is a three legged dog.

Jack : Yeah, his name is Champion. Because he is the world dog champion.

Katherine : I'm sorry. I have to ask this, but how many legs did that dog have when you found him?

Jack : Three! That's what makes him the best. He can do more with three legs than most dogs can do with four.

Crutchie : Except for digging. He's really bad at digging.

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David : I would like to be president someday, so no, I've not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

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Spot : I wasn't listening, but I definitely disagree with Jack!

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David [during a panicked interview] : Who hasn’t had gay thoughts?!?? WHO?!

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Boots : Hi Spot, I tried to make ramen in the coffee machine and I broke everything.

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Pulitzer : Child labor laws are ruining this country!

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Jack : Every great work of art contains a message, and the message of this painting is, "Get out of my way unless you want an arrow in your ass."

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Jack to Pulitzer : I totally hear you, but, erm, I also don’t like what you’re saying. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom.

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David [to Race and Albert] : stick to the list and you'll do great! I have total faith in you.

David [to the camera] : there's like a 30% chance they'll both die.

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Crutchie : I have done nothing wrong ever.

Jack: I know this, and I love you.

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