#every time he has a prime scoring opportunity suddenly the goalie decides it’s time to be a brick wall??
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please hockey gods or god or idk dionysus, just someone:
LET PETEY BEJEWELED NEXT GAME!!!!
#elias pettersson#vancouver canucks#canucks#hockey#i swear it’s like everything is going wrong all at once for him#every time he makes a good play that should get him an assist like 99% of the time#the guy he passed to just ? forgets how to hockey properly#every time he’s on a breakaway with someone they just ? hold onto the puck too long until they don’t have a good passing lane to him#OR they panic and give him the puck before he’s properly open#OR they decide to just dump it behind the net#every time he has a prime scoring opportunity suddenly the goalie decides it’s time to be a brick wall??#or his opponents decide no i WON’T play this legally#and i swear even every time he wins a faceoff now it goes wrong:#either an opposing winger somehow ends up behind him and gets the puck before our players#or the linesman decides to redo it 😐#can he just get the TINIEST bit of puck luck for a few games im begging
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