#every time I think about Ravi and the firefam I want to chew glass

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I know I’ve said it a million times but I will never not find it funny how Ravi saying “I’m not really with them” just fucking. JUMPSTARTED the firefam adoption process. Before that they were normal (for them)!!!! They were annoyed he jinxed them!! They were like ugh the probie is here at the treasure hunt we barely know him and now we have to cut him in! He wasn’t even on their same shift!!!

And then Ravi said “I’m not really with them, I barely know these people” and they’re staring at him and suddenly his appearances increase. He’s at Albert’s graduation (the only one not on their shift who’s there, I KNOW they lied to him and said everyone shows up), he gets pulled into their shifts multiple times, they’re chasing him around with chainsaws and dragging him back into the firehouse to come home!

This dude accidentally said the secret words that triggered his adoption because their collective abandonment issues reared up and they took his words as a personal challenge for him to never leave lmao