#every molecule of capsaicin ignites in his mouth
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I was jokingly thinking about Batman doing the plotting-hands meme of slipping spice into Clark's food to disable him
Then I realized Clark's super-smell would pick up on the spice and warn him
Then I realized WHY he would avoid spicy food
Wow they really said "make him the WHITEST guy" lmao
#HE HAS SUPER SENSES#a jalapeño to him probably tastes like eating napalm#every molecule of capsaicin ignites in his mouth#he can TAKE IT obviously i mean eating napalm is something he does twice a year#but it's not FUN#he doesn't ENJOY it#he needs his spices BALANCED.#superman#my adventures with superman
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