#even when he gets midly threatening

[alastorss]

Yahallo! I absolutely love your writing!! And and I just saw the Alastor x cat!demon Reader you did and I was wondering if perhaps you may be able to add more ideas of your own to it? With the reader's feline behavior and what would Alastor's thoughts would be on it and such

If you're okay with that ofc aaa

a/n: the cat demon!reader au has grown on me a lot and i have some ideas about them and alastor together!

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• I mentioned it a little bit in this fic, but I like to imagine you just show up at his door with dead rodents you hunted and you leave them there as little courting gifts. He's sort of off put by it at first thinking you're trying to threaten him, but eventually he realizes you're being nice to him and he eases up about it

• Was never really an animal person when he was alive but he's come to appreciate your company. He'll let you lounge in his lap while he reads, or curl up in his bed with him when he's in a really good mood

• You talk more than other demons which initially irked him, but he got used to it and even enjoys hearing you go on about your day to him

• Thinks it's rather cute that your ears go flat against your head when you get mad at him

• On that note, he also thinks it's pretty funny that they're a dead giveaway to how you feel in most situations. How did he find out you had a raging crush on him? Your ears perking up everytime he walked into a room really did not help your case

• Is so deathly insecure about his own tail but loves yours for some reason. Like, he's midly jealous of it until he realizes he would hate his life if he had that attached to him 24/7

• One time Angel tricked him into saying "little meow meow" out loud and he couldn't look you in the eyes for a week

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[easterbonnet]

HP boys react... to someone else asking you out while dating them

Oliver Wood -

Walks over shamelessly, busying himself with something like undoing his quidditch gloves

"I uh I think she's already got a boyfriend mate"

Looks up to them and flashes one of those british smiles (the one like when you're holding a door open or something awkward) but smugly

Turns to you and cosily puts his arm around your shoulder, "Alright there y/n?", like nothing happened

He's just really unbothered by it

Neville Longbottom -

He's tending to some plants in one of the greenhouses when he sees someone talking to you and overhears

He darts his eyes around, thinking what to do

Gets the courage to stride over and shouts, "Hey!"

Quickly gets awkward and shy and just looks at you, eyes wide

Grabs your wrist and pulls you gently, looking down while scuttling away

Tom Riddle -

He would just stand where he is, leaning against the wall and just watch, probably lightly flicking the pages of a book

He'd have a small cocky smirk

After a few minutes when the other person would see him watching, he'd walk over, look him dead in the eyes, pull at his collar and whisper something midly threatening down into his ear all in one swift movement

The other guy would practically run away

He'd turn, not even looking you in the eye, and just say, "Come on".

You'd follow behind him ofc

Cedric Diggory -

He'd eagerly walk over having just finished talking to his friends

He'd see you and have a huge warm grin and kiss your cheek, "y/nnnnnn!"

Wouldn't even realise what he just interupted

The other person was just like "oh" and walked away bashful and wanting to hide.

He'd hold your hand and ask about your day and tell you all about his

Ron Weasley -

Is walking with Harry and Hermione, then sees you with some other guy

Gets annoyed and shoves his books to Harry, before stomping over

Harry and Hermione both call him, wanting to stop him

He ignores them and reaches you saying, "Oh Y/N, I didn't see you there, you're late for our DATE , remember?"

He'd look at the other guy and pretend to be shocked he was there

Slightly squinting his eyes, he'd say, "She's MY girlfriend, mate, so yknow... bugger off" and give a fake smile.

Remus Lupin (professor) -

Your relationship is a secret so he can't just go all pda

Strolls out of his classroom and sees you around the corner with a fellow student, casually overhearing

He walks past saying something smug like , "I presume you've finished your essay x (the other guys name) since you have time to flirt with pretty girls outside my classroom?"

He'd sneak a look at your expression

He'd tease you about it when he saw you later

Gilderoy Lockhart -

Would spot you in the hallway and walk over

He'd greet you with a hug then look around and see the other person, oblivious they were there before

He'd flash his award winning grin

"Oh! Would you like an autograph?", he'd tap his pockets looking for a pen

He wouldn't have one and tell them to come back later where he'd give them 2 signed copies of his book

The other person would stare dazed at him and just walk off weirded out

Sirius Black -

Would walk over grandly and happily, hugging you tightly from behind, arms wrapped fully around you, rocking sidewards on his feet at the embrace, "Y/NNNNNNN"

Wouldn't let go the whole time

"Who's your friend?", he'd ask you, looking up at them

The other person would say they've gtg or something

You'd tell Sirius that they were asking you out

"I know love", he'd reply smiling, having successfully scared them off

Draco Malfoy -

Tossing an apple up and down in his hand he'd watch as the other guy asked you out

After you'd given your answer of an obvious no and glanced at Draco, he'd waltz over

And throw an insult at him like, "Didn't your mother ever tell you to uh, not touch what isn't yours? Or was she raised in a pigsty too?"

Then take a bite of his apple and turn his back, hand on your shoulder

The other guy would say an insult back

He'd spin back around and walk up to him and shove him into a tree behind and either drop the bitten apple into his lap or spit it at him.

[zenphiaaa]

Cornelia Street (Giyu Tomioka)

Shinobu blinked with her smile frozen on her face. "What do you mean you have a wife? When on earth did this happen? That poor girl! Did you coerced her?" The young woman snided to the male sitting across from her

"That sounds like too much effort to get married that way." Giyu responded in a bored tone. "I'm not sure why this is such a surprise. You guys all have significant others." The dark haired male pointed out.

"I think what Shinobu means to say is that you tend to keep to yourself. So it's a bit of surprise for you to talk about yourself." Mitsuri gently explained, trying to calm everyone down.

"When did you get married? What's her name? Marriage is such a beautiful thing, you're extremely lucky Tomioka!" Rengoku spoke out in a thunderous tone. Giyu just sighed and nodded his head in thanks.

Part of the resaon why he told no one of his marriage was because he knew that his coworkers...friends(?) would respond like that. It was a headache once the group found some sort of excitment.

"You didn't answer the questioned Tomioka. That's not a very poltie thing to do." Shinobu warned with a pointed look, the smile she wore still frozen on her face.

Giyu let out a long sigh before pulling his phone out of his pocket, he typed on the device for a few seconds before showing the screen to the group. "Her name is Y/N, we've been married for two years now. No we don't have children and we don't want any so please don't ask. She is also only six months younger than me and she works as a nurse." Giyu quickly explained like a crash course video.

The picture on the screen was one of the wedding day. The picture shows Giyu holding Y/N up bridal style, both with grins and a light blush dusted on their faces.

"Congratulations my dear friend. I'm glad you found happiness." Rengoku smiled brightly at the shorter male.

Mitsuri let out a loud gasp as she somehow manged to get the phone out of Giyu's grasp and began to scroll over all of the weddings day photos that Giyu had saved in a folder on his phone. "She's beautiful! You guys look so cute together!" Mitsuri squealed.

"Yes." Was all Giyu had said before plucking his phone out of the women's grip. "Can we get back to the meeting now? This is a business lunch after all." The dark haired male mumbled, pocketing the phone back into his jeans.

"Of course, but you know that Mitsuri won't stop asking for us to meet her. You wouldn't want to break Mitsuri's poor heart and have a certain snake owner threaten you? Right?" Shinobu teased the other, although her eyes didn't follow the cheerfulness that her tone indicated.

"If you guys want to meet her, you'll have to wait until her schedule is free. She's the most busy out of the two of us." Giyu replied.

"Your wife is ordering, I think." Muichiro suddenly spoke as he pointed behind the group. Giyu immediately whipped his head around and his eyes focused on his wife's H/C hair. The man softly smiled at the sight of his significant other.

"Wow, you are so whipped." Shinobu observed.

Y/N then turned around to look for a table after ordering. Her eyes immediately broke out across her face as she started to approach her lover. "Giyu! Your at a lunch meeting today?" She questioned, placing a kiss on his checks within Giyu's arms.

Giyu responded and wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her in for a kiss without saying a word.

Mitsuri in return let out a loud squeal which caused the couple to back away from each other, faces flushed with embarrassment. Despite wearing a blush, Giyu still looked midly annoyed that his time with his wife was interrupted. Even if he was supposed to focus on work, his wife was here now. How was he supposed to focus on work when the love of his life was holding him? Quite unfair really.

"Sorry, I'm interrupting aren't I?" Y/N quietly said to the group, not able to meet anyone's eyes.

"Nonsense! We were in fact just talking about you! All good things nothing to worry about!" Rengoku spoke up, saving Y/N from the embarrassment.

"I see. Well I just wanted to say hello to Giyu." Y/N hesitantly spoke with a tight smile, "I'll be out of your hair now. I just came to pick up lunch for me and Insouke."

"What did he do now?" Giyu sighed but kept his arm around his wife's waist. Looking up at her with a soft gaze.

"Ah," Y/N nervously looked the other way as she spoke, "Well he decided to try to fly? Climbed the roof, got attacked by a wasp nest, then kinda fell off the roof."

The group froze and blinked at the woman like she was crazy.

"He's an idiot." Giyu quickly replied, "I'll talk to him when I get home."

"Ah, we're watching some neighborhood kids during the day, while it's parent week at the school. Insouke is just a wild child? He loveschallenging himself, although I wish he didn't do it in extremes." Y/N thought outloud to herself.

"Order for Y/N!" A worker called out.

"I'll leave you guys to it then! Sorry for interrupting! Nice to meet you guys!" Y/N almost bowed a goodbye, before giving her husband one last kiss and left as fast as she came.

The group blinked before turning to look over at Tomioka. Giyu just shrugged as he sipped on his iced tea,"She gets nervous around new people." Was all he said.

"Well, we must have dinner together! She's so nice and so sweet!" Mitsuri blurted out with heart eyes, clasping her hand together in excitement.

"I'll let her know." Giyu said, as he pulled out a folder. "Can we get back on topic now? We only have fifteen minutes left of this meeting."

[jessysapphireblue]

Play with Food Luffy x Oc

Nicknames included are Lu and Je. Female is a born magician without a Devil Fruit, but you can use it as y/n since nothing else is mentioned.

fluff

You looked across the deck, after talking with Nami by the steer for the course, just to see your beloved boyfriend looking like he had a crisis, gloom with face in the grass, whining.

Walking down you joined his side, stroking his black hair in between your fingers. "mmh...feels good", Luffy beamed and slowly turned his face to you. "Je" "Hey, Lu. Tell me, why do you look so gloom?", you sat down and he directly slung his arms around you, head burried in your chest, as he sighed. "Sanji kicked me out because I got hungry and all the scent of the meat! He also said that if I try to steal some, he won´t be giving me food for the rest of the day!", he finally looked into your eyes, a pouty look and puppy eyes. "Je, can´t you say something? You´re a girl. Sanji is weak by you"

You began to laugh, cupping his cheeks. "Can´t promise the success but I can try" "Really?!", your boyfriend began to beam with a sunshine smile as you nodded, giving his nose a quick peck. "Like I said, I can try", you hummed as Luffy let you go, already cheering for the meat, making you stand up and walking to the kitchen. "Hi, Sanji", you greeted the chef as his eyes turned into hearts. "MELLORINE! Oh, my beloved Goddess! What may I do for you?~~" "I just take some water" "On my way, my Goddess!", he was faster by the fridge than you thought, as you sat down by the counter. "Here you go, a nice cool water for you, Madmoiselle~", he bowed a little, making you chuckle. "Thank you, I also heard you won´t give Lu some meat" "I was gone for only a few seconds and he already wanted to snatch some!" "Did you threaten him?" "...perhaps a little, my goddess" A short laughter escaped you as you looked at the food. "Sanji? I might have an idea", you smiled at him while he looked midly confused.

Just a few minutes later you exit the kitchen with a plate as "You have the food?!", Lu exclaimed from above you, making you breath out. "One day, you´ll scare me to death...haaa!", you leaned against the door, calming your heart as Lu jumped next to you. "...is that it?" "Following, bub. The food is not ready yet BUT how does a little game sound?" "A game?" "Including meat" Lu crossed his arms and tilted his head a little. "A meat game?" You only hummed and walked onto the grass deck, to sit under the tree, as your boyfriend joined you. "Is the prize the meat!?" "Yes. When you get it right, you can ate the pieces" "I´M IN!", he shouted, coming so near that your noses touched. "Ok ok, calm down", you pushed him slightly down to sit next to you.

"What game do I play?!" "You have to guess the meat by smell" "...Ha?!", he was more confused now as you tapped your little pouch by your belt as a long piece of cloth came out. "Do you trust me?" "Je, I trust you with my life! You´re always there for me! So, yes!" "Then, I now blindfold you" "Ok!", he grinned at you as you did it. "How many fingers do you see? And NO Haki" "Buh", he began to pout, which made you laugh. "Ok, ready?" "So, when I get it right I can eat it?" "Yes, but ONLY then" "Ha! I´m a meat expert!", he crossed his arms confidently, which made you chuckle. "Ok, Mr. Meat expert, we shall begin" Luffy nodded while you held him a piece in front of his nose, making him almost drool. "And?" "mmh this is Lion?" "Are you sure or not?" "Lion! It´s Lion meat!" "Correct! It´s from the Lion you got from the last island", you hummed and feed him the meat. "So good! I like this game!" "Well, glad you enjoy it. Ready for the next round?" "yes!"

Round for round continued until no meat was left, as Luffy grinned. "Is there more?" "Well", you looked at the empty plate before you got an idea. "One last thing, yes" "Ok! Hit me!" "Lu, this time, it´ll be different. First, you got to taste then tell me what it was" "Oh! This will be even better! Ok! Ready Je. Tell me when" A soft smile came over your lips as you leaned slowly in, Luffy still waiting before you closed your eyes and gently kissed your boyfriends lips. His were slightly chapped and he tasted after meat but you loved him for this. The kiss was short and when you pulled away to open your eyes, you already saw his black owl eyes looking at you. "Lu" "That was so short! You know I love your kisses! Give me more", he cupped your cheeks and got you back while kissing you fully. A blush came over your cheeks before your eyes closed and you could feel him smile.

"And? The game?" "Best one", he whispered against your lips before diving back into your lips

[orangesideirrational]

drabble (technically 4) inspired by @cartilagehumdrum 's horror mvt au!

(i originally shared this in the discord server)

(if you see red throughout this then its a break in the text to explain smthn rq/ break up the different drabbles because its 4am lol)

be warned- gore? kinda? vauge depictions of gore.

you dont need to have read mvt horror to understand this, but it will definitetly make far more sense if you do

edit- sorry for forgetting but this entire thing is inspired by this post!

sorry about all the spelling errors and i hope you enjoy!!

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'benny...' champagne started. benny's heart quickened and he just knew that champagne could hear it.

'whasup, champ?' he grinned unsteadily.

'can i.. have something? of yours?' champagne asked, with a voice that suggested a deep hunger. benny stepped back, not letting his smile dip but feeling fear pulse through him.

'well ya already got 3 of my ribs and a kidney, what more do ya really need?' benny asked lightheartedly, trying desperately not to let the fear infect his voice

'i was thinking...' champagne said slowly, stepping towards benny smoothly in a way that made benny's heart skip with something other than fear for a moment.

'maybe.. i could have your heart?' benny was sure champagne had somehow stopped it for a moment as he said that, because he was suddenly breathless. and very very aware that he was pressed against a wall, face an inch away from the doctor's, in a room alone with a quite-possible-psychopath that had already stolen several of his bones and an organ.

'd-dont i need that o-one t-ta survive?' benny stuttered, trying not to look at champagne's lips because that was not appropriate when his life was being threatened. even if the guy threatening him was very attractive.

'oh, ill keep it safe.' champagne assured, placing his hand over benny's chest but not touching, like if he did he wouldnt be able to stop himself from just reaching in and just...

benny took a stuttering breath and-

sterling came crashing through into the room calling for benny before stopping and making champagne leave the room.

'you ok benny? i know that guy gets to you a lot.' sterling asked. benny nodded shakily and assured him that he was fine, he would be ok.

what terrified benny most, however, was that before sterling came running in the word on his lips was yes

and champs pov-

(for this- bold= emphasis italics= flesh)

'benny...' champagne started. his heart thudded in his chest and champagne relished in the sound. it was so melodic. so pretty. just from champagne saying benny's name. now how fast can you make it go?

'whasup, champ?' benny's smile was so pretty. maybe you can take some teeth next! champagne felt a familiar hunger that wasnt his brewing as he stepped forward towards benny. just like a beast hunting its prey!! ew, hunt.

'can i.. have something? of yours?' why are you asking permisson? thats so boringg. just reach in and- champagne almost shushed it, but felt it might ruin the moment.

'well ya already got 3 of my ribs and a kidney, what more do ya really need?' oh he was so cute. his fear is so so fun! so sweet and nice and-

'i was thinking...' champagne drawled, smoothly stepping towards benny thats not all fear though- ooh this makes it MUCH more fun! and letting a smile crawl across his face, showing off his sharp teeth.

'maybe.. i could have your heart?' champagne was asking for so much, and benny didnt even know it. its not that much, just another- delicious, mind you- organ he had trapped benny, now, against a wall. he would back off when benny said no, because he would almost certainly say no, but for now this was fun. not in the normal flesh way either. this was fun for him.

benny stuttered something out, but champagne was distracted by the way his eyes ew. eyes. kept flicking down to champagne's lips. champagne didn't kiss him, it likely wouldnt be a pleasent experience for either of them i mean youve never really TRIED, but he really really wanted to. in a midly terrifying way (and not in the usual terror-filled way, either)

'oh, ill keep it safe' champagne assured. he needed benny to let him have this. his heart. yum. not to eat. he wasnt lying. he was going to keep it safe. he promised.

then someone came crashing in and ruined it.

champagne didnt hold grudges per say but if that guy was the next to be turned into a dinosaur it would be his own damn fault.

he was sure benny would say no, but the moment itself felt special, somehow.

heres also a few versions of 'if sterling didnt interrupt!' (he is being attacked by moths)

benny took a stuttering breath and swallowed a lump in his throat.

he should say no. he has to say no. this is crazy. he should just say no. or maybe dont even say it, just push champagne away and run. SAY. NO.

'sure.' benny said, breathless already. champagne blinked. was he surprised?

'oh, are ya surprised?' benny grinned, pretending his heart wasnt going a mile a minute and his throat was dry and he was bracing for sweet pain and that he wasnt so in love with this insane doctor that probably wouldve had his medical lisence revoked if this wasnt the literal apocalypse

'really?' champagne sounded breathless too, like they had both run a marathon and were now here. with benny agreeing for champagne to take his heart oh god this was insane-

'sure. as long as you put it back before i die.' benny smiled, heart going insane (just like he did. he mustve gone insane. champagne mustve made him insane because there was no way he had just agreed to let someone LITERALLY BORROW HIS HEART-)

'of course.' champagne seemed shocked and pleased and hungry and dangerous and- and beautiful and benny felt a hand cup his cheek before he passed out.

champs pov

(again- bold = emphasis italics = flesh)

benny's shuddering breath landed on champagne's neck and it felt so human that for a moment the flesh didn't exist and it was just them and-

'sure.' benny sounded breathless. champagne blinked. YES. YES YES YES YES YES YES TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT GIVE IT TO US CRUSH IT IN YOUR HANDS GIVE IT TO US- benny was supposed to say no

'oh are ya surprised?' benny snarked acting like champagne couldnt feel his heart beating and hear its beautiful melody and like he couldnt feel their chests heaving why are you so worked up? it should be us because were about to get FOOD

'really?' champagne breathed and ignored bennys snark. because he had to be sure before he took his heart. WHY DO YOU CARE? JUST FEED US FEED US FEED US FEED US FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-

'sure. as long as you put it back before i die.' benny smiled and champagne disregarded any idea of stealing teeth the flesh ever had because holy shit champagne was in love.

'of course.' champagne promised. he didnt care how loud it screamed he was going to keep that FUCKING promise. he cupped benny's cheek which was a mistake because now he really wanted to kiss him-

and benny fell to the floor. champagne followed and ended on his knees next to an unconcious benny and the flesh was going insane.

champagne wasnt going to hurt benny. he wasnt going to crush his heart in your hands then eat it then feed it to us then then then oh my everything the possibilities GIVE IT TO US GIVE IT TO US GIVE IT TO US hurt benny.

champagne reached his hand into benny's chest and it was warm and beautiful and TAKE EVERYTHING WARP IT FEED US WAKE HIM UP AND MAKE HIM SCREAM so human that champagne almost felt jealous as his hand closed around benny's heart and he didn't even want to disturb it because of all the stupid human poetry about love and all that shit and champagne blinked back the red red red that was seeping into his vision because he was not the flesh and he fucking promised and he withdrew his arm from benny's chest and he closed his hands around his ears because he didnt care what they screamed he was going to keep benny safe- his heart. he was going to keep his heart safe.

[evilminji]

I'm back! And by Zone this still HAUNTS me! >:Dc

You may be asking! "But Evil! Oh fabulously good looking and talented writer that you are! How did they MEET?" Which is understandable, basically EVERYONE but them is deeply confused. But! We must once again Remember and Reference *slaps Ra's time-line* that THIS baby? Has SOOOOOO much room for High Drama, Warrior Of Legend and Shadows, sword dueling and Machiavellian Bullshit!

The man's had MULTIPLE KIDS.

Even MORE Rivals Of The Era(TM) and lovers of Exemplary Skills in their chosen fields!

He also? Flirts and Seductively Subtexts at his favorite opponent like an absolute monster! Just? Non-stop. Nothing gets the blood up like a good ol fashioned Live Steel, roof top, duel to the presumed Death! Preferably atop a train racing through a perilous mountain range, during a ferocious thunderstorm, or at night as they pass through some cenic city full of lights.

You know... as one does.

He really does miss the days when Hot Young Exceptional Individuals would just? Grab a horse, a weapon, and come try to kill him. Maybe dedicate their lives to chasing him down and thwarting his schemes.

The youth these days are so BORING.

Oooooh, your technology box is threatening mine. Oh no. How ever will I recover? Why don't you try shooting at me from half a continent away next? Cower in a bunker like vermin, while trying to play "squash the dot" on your little screens? Pathetic! Boring!

Is there NO ONE to give him the fight he desires?!

*enter stage "Fuck Yoooooooou!" as Danny drop kicks one of his ninja down the street behind him*

He was probably at some highly traditional little café. Planning to have a "I'm totally Threatening You" chat with someone. Maybe stretch his legs and/or influence a bit. When? One of his underlings tried to intimidated the WRONG Feral Honey Badger, son.

Welcome too Pain.

Needless to say? It escalates. You kick ONE ninjas ass? His buddy's gonna take exception to that. So you kick HIS ass. You were just looking for a spot to get lunch, after all. Got things to do. And these guys are BORING. But! You kick a TEAM of ninjas asses?

Well now, suddenly their CAPTAIN wants a word.

Then HIS buddies.

Then THEIR commander.

All of a sudden? It's become A Whole Thing(tm). The street is full of ninja. You are still lunch-less. This has stopped being novel and midly amusing about 15 ninja ago. Then? They Dramaticly Part. A shop door is held open. Big Boss must be arriving. Time to kick HIS ass and go get lunch.

But!

Oh No. HE'S HOT.

Striding out with his Dramatic ass, silly looking, cloak. Which SHOULD be hilarious but somehow looks all Powerful and Cool. Traditional clothing, that hug his body in an open shirted and VERY favorable way. Almost aggressively masculine with all those masterfully honed muscles, perfectly complementary cologne, and darkly refined yet old-fashioned style.

Stance effortly balanced and instinctive.

Head tilted up at a regal and commanding angle.

He looks like a sexy warlord, straight from some work of high fiction. And he's being handed a sword. A NICE, master's work, well used but carefully maintained, LIVE BLADE. Oh.... Oh No.

He wants to fight?

But Danny's body isn't ready! His hair is a mess and he's been traveling all day! *flustered sputtering in Ghost* nuuuuuu~ ( TT-TT) why does Danny keep meeting Hot People only when he looks LIKE GARBAGE?!

Because! Ghosts? Fight to socialize. There is SUBTEXT(TM) to their fighting. Maaaybe its "ha! I think I'm stronger then you!" But maybe it's "hey! Let's be friends!". On occasion? It's even MORE then that. Sometimes? It's "hey ;) noticed your Super Awesome Fighting ;) wanna get up close and personal with me? And~ Fiiiight~♡ ;) "

Ra's is giving off "VERY Bad Boy Who Wants To DO THINGS To You" energy in this club tonight. Well, moderately small, countryside town at mid-day. But STILL! Danny was NOT PREPARED! Shocked, flustered, and maybe he's into this? He DOESNT KNOW?! Such aggressive SEDUCTION, SIR!

Did Ra's INTEND to send this Subtext? Not really. He came here to see the man delivering his highly trained underlings such humiliating defeat. But the youth does not back down. Does not grovel. Handles himself well.

It might be amusing, he thinks.

If it weren't for Pandora? Danny would be utterly CURB STOMPED. He's fought actual Concepts that hit less hard. The blade sings, the dance deadly, as it takes Danny everything he HAS to barely hold on.

His blood stains the blade.

Not much, but Ra's DOES get cuts in. However? It's enough for the sunlight to his those infinitesibly small bits of Ectoplasm in his blood, which makes up half of what he IS now, and light the droplets an almost iridescent green.

Green in a shade Ra's has WORSHIPPED for centuries.

Oh~?

The young man throws himself BACK and away. No where to flee, yet he is not trying too. Ra's allows it. Just to see what he will do. Then? Like blinding sunlight of the Pits surface, a rolling wave. Curtains parting to reveal the truth. A man made of Ice and Starlight. A magnificent Lazarus green light, like divinity shining from his skin. Eyes the color of the deepest waters of the Pits.

He becomes something MORE.

And no longer does Ra's hold the easy advantage. It? Is EXHILARATING. Each blow he blocks a fatale one, capable of caving in a lesser man's torso. The speed and boneless grace. His opponent free of gravities hold, as though floating the coldest waters, yet striking like meteors battering the Earth.

Ice, burning green light, and in the end?

A haunting swan song that rips apart all before it.

Ra's opponent escapes. More then half his men are critically wounded. He has broken ribs and more bruises then he's had in DECADES. He has? Not felt so ALIVE in over a century. Perhaps longer.

So obviously he tracks the man down again.

Repeatedly.

To his endless delight? Unlike CERTAIN people, the man flirts back. Fights brutally. They dance between death and passion, tearing up everything in their wake. The man seeming to be genuinely flattered and intrigued by Ra's interest. And really, Ra's is nothing if not a persuasive man.

They drink fine wines as they battle wits, they dine as they smirk and purr such DEADLY threats, there are such MAGNIFICENT battles at every local. He sends Danny, (not Daniel, never Daniel, unless he wishs too invoke disgust) gifts. Blades and treasures from beyond Earth's soil. Interesting information on places to visit or explore.

For Danny is free and unrestrained, wild in his nature.

For once it is RA'S who chases. He can not say it is unpleasant. Rather, it has become an exciting turn of events. But... once AGAIN? Those insipid and short sighted "Heros" meddle. While he had been careful to keep his passions from the eyes of the Detective and his ilk, he underestimated the rare intelligence of those costumed imbeciles closer to Nanda Prabat.

They confronted Danny.

Ran their ill informed and uneducated mouths.

And NOW? They've gotten Danny's back up. Twisted the truth into something Danny will never accept. Ras has had no chance to ease him into things, to explain his ambitions. And now he flits and flees at even the SLIGHTEST indication of Ra's or his men's presence! It is like chasing the wind itself!

Ra's is FURIOUS.

Not at Danny, of course, he is merely being true to his nature. Made no secret of his views or stances. But at those IMBECILES? At the so called "villains" who should have been KEEPING THEM OUT OF HIS LOVE LIFE? Livid. Wroth.

And now his CHILDREN. His GRANDCHILDREN! Are acting like they have a say in who he does and does not marry! Whom he takes to his bed! Must he ask their permission to hold his lovers HAND next?! For how long did he tolerate your infatuation with the Detective, Talia?! Long after he had proven unreasonable? That's what he thought.

Now if you'll EXCUSE him, not that you have a say, he shall be planning a raid on several illicit stores of alien technology. He requires bait, if he is to entice his lover to stop fleeing and actually SPEAK with him. *dramatically exits*

@hdgnj @hypewinter @nerdpoe @lolottes @mutable-manifestation

Oh... Oh No(TM) :Dc

You know how occasionally? Ra's has to get dunked to rehydrate in that good, good Youth Soup? And probably comes out looking Damningly Fine AF, as a chisled warrior man in his late to mid 20s?

........okay, so HEAR ME OUT.....

You ever date a Hot Passionate Bad Boy, that you KNOW is probably bad for you? Because he is REALLY charismatic? Remembers all the important dates and details. Has Hot Blooded roof top sword fights and dramatic cliff side brawls, with you? Talks like the most Dramatic! Nerd! You have? Ever Heard! *mysterious musical sting by full orchestra*

Swishy cape?

VERY Impressive muscles.

But so High Drama that even you, "Commit To The Bit" Danny, of the Good and Noble House "WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE!?" Fenton, find him... occasionally A Bit Much(tm)?

Just? A REALLY Bad Idea in attractively form fighting luxury wear.

You get too fight ninjas.

..........Danny's not SAYING he gave into his worst Dumbass Thirst Impulses... but, uhhh, he's also? Not NOT saying it?

And it's becoming a problem.

Cause apparently their whole family is CLINGLY (Bruce, in the background of the call: No. REALLY? You DONT SAY?) when they decide they've found The One. And he was unaware of the Murder Cult. Yes! He KNOWS! Should have asked where the ninjas came from! But in his defense...

Hot man, no shirt-y, Danny brain go Dumb and Drools.

He had a fancy sword and wanted to fight, Jazz.

Danny was FLUSTERED!

He refuses to be Mrs. Cult Leader, Jazz! You dealt with hot bad boy Exs! What does he do!?

And just? Jazz? So... so tired. Dear lord, she thought Dani was bad. But no. No Dani came by her... EVERYTHING, honestly, didn't she? It's genetic. It has to be. Danny what the FUCK? When she said "you should get out more and see the workd" this is NOT WHAT SHE MEANT!

Danny? Is not really feeling the helpful vibes here, Jazz. Fine. He'll hunt down Talia. She'll help him! Surely SHE won't want him to be her new step-dad! Hmmmph! *click*

And THAT! Is how the Bats meet their new Son/Brother-in-Law, Danny. Jazz's baby brother.

@hdgnj @nerdpoe @hypewinter @the-witchhunter @babbling-babull @lolottes @mutable-manifestation

[jenlizrose]

I appreciate Duolingo teaching me what these words mean...However the sentences could do with some work LMAO.

[jjmaybanksbaby]

congrats on 500 lovely!! what a huge milestone :)) idk if u write for jiara but i'd love for u to do 1/2 from the random list?? u can change up the characters/ship if u want :))

thank you so much! ur so sweet!!!

ooo okay these work really good together i like them and im gonna stick with jiara

#1 Random - “Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

#2 Random - “Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

•••

It had taken Sarah a whole hour to convince the Pogues that a beach party on Figure Eight was worth attending. John B had been down to go since Sarah mentioned it because he’d do just about anything his girl wanted. Pope, Kie  and JJ, on the other hand, were not so keen on going to a Kook party. It was only after Sarah promised that they could make a pit stop on the way and she’d buy them “the good stuff” to drink that they finally agreed to go.

As the Pogues were piling into the Twinkie, Kie noticed that JJ hadn’t grabbed a hoodie or anything to bring with him. It was nearing the end of summer and at the night, the fall breeze would move in, adding a chill to the air. 

“JJ, aren’t you gonna cold?” Kie asked him. Usually when the party was at the Boneyard or the chateau, JJ could run inside and grab some warmer clothes but this party was on the other side of the island and Kie couldn’t stop her mom side from coming out to make sure boyfriend would be okay.

He shook his head no. “I’ll be fine.” He gave her a quick peck before climbing into John B’s van. 

...

In Sarah’s defense, the party wasn’t too bad. Rafe, Topper and Kelce had yet to make an appearance which was the way the Pogues hoped it would stay. Sarah and John B were busy dancing with each other. Pope was trying but mostly failing to pick up a cute Touron who had wondered into the party. And Kie and JJ were sitting around the bonefire. Kie wasn’t drinking since she’d offered to be the designated driver for the night but JJ was borderline drunk which was causing his softer side to emerge.

JJ laid his head on Kie’s shoulder and closed his eyes for a moment. 

“Kie.” He whispered into her ear. 

She turned her head to look at him. “Yeah J?” 

“I’m cold.” 

Kiara laughed. “I knew you would be. That’s why I told you to bring a sweatshirt.” 

JJ sighed. “Let me have yours.” He motioned to the one tied around Kie’s waist. 

“But then what if I get cold?” She asked him. 

“Then I’ll cuddle you like this.” JJ wrapped his arms around Kie and pulled her closer to him. 

She let out a small scream and tried to wiggle out of JJ’s grasp. “JJ! I swear- quit touching me. You feet are so cold.” She finally broke free from him and looked down to see a small pout on JJ’s face. Kie rolled her eyes. “Next time, just listen to me babe.” 

JJ crossed his arms over his chest. “You know what they say?” He asked. 

“What?” Kie replied. 

“Sharing is caring. Now give me the hoodie.” JJ reached out to grab the sweatshirt around Kie waist but Kie jumped away before he could. 

“No way Maybank. You want this hoodie? You’re gonna have to come and get it.” With that she took off running down the beach. 

It took a second for JJ to realize what was happening but he jumped up and sprinted after her. Even midly intoxicated, JJ was still much faster than Kiara so it took a minute for him to catch up to her. JJ grabbed Kie’s waist and dragged her down until she landed in the sand with JJ on top of her. 

JJ stared down at Kie’s face with a small smirk. Then he moved his hand down to her waist and pulled the sweatshirt out from under her. “Thank you baby.”

“I’m gonna get you back for this JJ.” Kie said, trying her best to be threatening.

“I can’t wait to watch you try.” JJ said as he sat up and slipped the hoodie over his head. He looked down at it and then back at Kie. “Are you kidding me? This was my hoodie the whole time?”

A loud laugh escaped Kiara. “Maybe.”

“Oh now you’re really gonna get.” JJ said as he climbed back on top of Kie and attached his lips to her neck causing her to squeal.

come celebrate 500 followers with me!!!

[occupyvenus]

We are not okay in fact we are slowly but surely dying

eeehhhh …. okay? I mean, that’s true, I suppose. 

… are you talking about the existential conclusion that all living does indead end with death, mixed with the realization that happiness is nothing but a fabrication of your brain to keep you from being utterly depressed by all these big, deep, philosophical questions, no one has a satisfying answer too, with the only objective being for the meat-sack your mind is inhabiting to go on functioning, which is forever compelled to follow the instinct of passing on your genes to the next generation, while you slowley accept the fact that the only inherent “meaning” behind your very existence is to secure some part of you has it’s place in your species gene-pool, because that’s how “life” itself has prevailed, dreading that all your “higher-functions” are nothing but evolutionary tools to do just that… in which case, I congratulate you on your existential crisis! Welcome to the club! I would recommend checking out Existentialism, Nihilism or Absurdism to get through that phase! I mean, that won’t change that all of this is factually true, a happy mind is mostly unaware of it’s own irrelevance. So yeah, we are only staying alive to die one day, but who cares? That’s just what living is. Fuck it, let’s watch some Game of Thrones. 

Or maybe, since we are at this topic … I mostly post about Jonsa, are you worried about the ship, nony? No, my love, don’t be. We are fine. Don’t let all the leaks and spoilers get you down. Nothing that has happened in canon so far (leaks don’t count as canon) has changed my opinion about Jonsa having a very, very good shot at happening and being endgame. So calm down, my dear, everything is alright.

I’ve talked a bit about what the spoilers/leaks/boatbang could mean for jonsa and how accurate the leaks even can be. Go through my “got-leaks”, “the fuckplot is on” or “got s7″ tags. Even better,  watch the Jonny chocks Littlefinger Crypts scene one more time, that should lighten your spirit. I was heaving a bit of a doubt-phase between ep1 and 2, but that scene kicked me straight out of it. Here read my ultimate break-down for the scene. It was jonsa-gold. LF knows something is off, which means something really is off. This scene (including it’s execution) only really makes scene, if we are moving in phase two of jonsa-becoming-canon-in-an-uncreepy-way: A character in the show, other than our two lovebirds, noticing and acknowledging the possibility. 

Don’t let the antis and nay-sayer get to you. That’s exactly what they want. Btw, no leaker “confirmed” (as if they actually had the power to do so) that jonsa was a red-herring. That was a misstranslation. Let me remind you of some of the key-arguments for believing in jonsa-endgame. (vs j0nerys, because their relationship in the leaks is causing all this panic. Approach with a bit of caution if you like both ships. ):

J0nerys has not always been “an integral part of the story”. J0nrya was the major love-story of the original outline. 

The series title was “a song of ice and fire” even back then. It’s not an indication that Jon and the D are the “central” characters of the story. House Stark is and always has been, the heart of the story. The last books orginial title was a “A time for wolves”, not “A time for dragons.”

Jon falling for one of the stark-sisters was an important plotpoint. This possiblity isn’t “far-fetched”. It’s not implausible “because they thought they are siblings”. The reveal of his true parentage would have ended the “torment” over his forbidden love. 

Sansas character is still around for a reason. Her original plot-line was changed for a reason. She was updated to being one of the key-six. Grrm talks about Jons, D@enerys, Brans, Tyrions, Aryas AND SANSAS story. She didn’t betray the starks, she didn’t marry joffrey, she didn’t die. She will not play a vital role in defeating the army of the dead (compared to three-eyed-raven bran, mother-of-dragons dany, or returned-from-the-dead-azor-ahai-ptwp-song-of-ice-and-fire-lightbringer-whatever-his-deal-is-in-the-end jon, etc.). This might sound a bit awful, but the only big important porpuse I can see for her character is to be jons love interest and having an important role in rebuilding westeros after the war as queen. Okay, it sounds pretty awful, I love sansa and her character, don’t get me wrong. I know what it sounds like.That’s not how I mean that.

Grrm didn’t put the sublte hints at jonsa in his books just ~ because. He takes about a century for writing each book, he thinks a long a time about what to do. Jon being the hero sansa prayed for, cutting off Janos Slynts head; Sansas time in the vale, hiding as someone else’s bastard; ned promising her someone brave and gentle and strong - promising someone like aemon, the dragonknight (even if jons targ-name isn’t aemon, he is still a targ); the prince she wanted turning out to be a bastard and the bastard she never much cared for turning out to be the prince she always dreamed of; jon dreaming of a family in winterfell, of children alike to the siblings he lost and sansa doing the same thing; jon refusing winterfell because it belongs to sansa, when sansa is afraid that people only want her “for her claim”; sansa being the only stark who senses his death ; “stone and snow” being all that’s left of winterfell, like her and jon; etc. 

When taking the changes in book-to-show-adapation into consideration: Sansas plotline was vastly changed again (more than that of any other charcter) for a reason. The biggest impact of this change was that she was reunited with another major character pre-schedule: Jon. Coincidence? Putting her there had absolutely no purpose, they didn’t even use it to flash out “the north remembers”. The only thing it really accomplished was to give us a season full of Jon and Sansa interacting. If all of this was building up to j0nerys, why didn’t they merge their plotlines pre-schedule? Why didn’t they cut her most boring plot (meereen, by popular vote) to put her onto Jons radar sooner? That’s exactly what they’ve done with Sansa. 

D&D themselves said that their relationship will be “crucial” to watch. So far, that promise hasn’t paid off. Their interactions were intersting, but not “crucial” to the overarching plot (for now).

Grrm himself has said, that “the meerenese blot” essays, a super long analysis of Danys time in Slavers Bay and specifically Meereen, with the ultimate conclusion that Dany is set onto a dark path, perfectly understood what he was trying to do there. There are so many signs that she will turn into an antagonist, if not somewhat villain, of the story. She and Jon might hook-up (I could see D&D writing in some sexy-time even if nothing like that happens in the books), but she will not be “the love of his life”.

Last, but not least the show has been dropping subtle hints about this left and right. From the apparent Ned/Cat parallels, to their choices in lightning, dialougue and settings. From Jon staring at Sansa tits, staring at her lips after an hour-long gentle foreheadkiss and literally threatening to KILL A DUDE IF HE TOUCHES HER. Sansa realizing that he is the exact opposite of Joffrey, building up his confidence as a stark, building up his confidence of as a king, being scared for his life when he decides to go south. If you’re feeling down, watch season 6 again.

Seriously, don’t take the leaks (a super-condensed, purely verbal, biased, unconfirmed summary of what might or might not happen) more seriously, than everything that has happened in canon so far. If you work under the assumption that Jonsa will happen, so many things fall right into place. It’s really hard to believe it doesn’t mean ~something~.

Most importantly: a ship doesn’t live or die with canon. A ship lives through it’s fandom. On the off-chance that D&D only accidently created one of the best instances of subtle foreshadowing in TV-history, setting the stage perfectly for this twist since Sansa and Jon first met again on the show... On the off-chance that the universe conspired to have all of these things line up to one conclusion for no reason at all ... yeah, so what? We have so many amazingly talented writers, artists, tinfoilers and co-shippers. The fandom will stay alive, even if we truely all are “delusional”. If all of this leads to nothing and j0nerys are destined to be together, to be the song of ice and fire and even more fire, save the world and have a magical targcest!baby, well there is only one thing I can say: 

Nony, we are okay. We are very much alive and will be so for the forseeable future. 

P.S. I am only midly concerned that I’m really not sure which one of the answers applies. I know it’s one of them, just not sure which one. So I wrote something for both, just in case. 

[ofsupernovcs]

"Saranghae." Nova whispered back her cheeks turning red as heard the words. The kisses only midly quelling her wants. Maybe she'll have to figure out a better way to communicate this.

"I'm thinking an oni." Nova relented aloud. "Long story." Nova said with a sigh. How do you even explain a stranger damned your grandmother's spirit and you got upset.

"I have faith in you too." Nova said with a soft smile. Her heart skipped another beat as she heard the last words. "I wouldn't feel good either."

Nova listened as her smile faded hearing that. Briggs? Briggs Mikaelson? Her former childhood threatened her. She would understand being weak and pathetic in his yes. The never talking to her ever again and everything else. But to threaten harm to her made her feel a strong anger. Like that fire burning that night. She didn't even notice it until a small flame ignited by the end of the couch. Her emotions just pooling as she stayed in TJ's arms. She stopped finally when she heard her boyfriends voice breaking. Taking a deep breath, the flame dispered.

"If Briggs is telling the truth." Nova said, truthfully she wasn't sure. "I'll have to deal with the consequences of my actions. If it came down to killing, I'm sure there's something in my grandmother's books that will guide me." Nova paused.

"I can't give you an answer on how I feel about him. We knew each other as kids but I feel like I'm staring at a stranger" Nova said honestly. "I need to focus on myself.. He already taken seven years of my life away from me, he's not taking anymore time or energy." Beyond an apology and maybe destroying the OEA, Nova doesn't owe Briggs Mikaelson anything.

"You are a hero to me," Nova said with a tender look on her face, the tears streaming down her face "You made your fair share of mistakes, I'm positive of that much, but I trust if it was dire you would tell me."

"I don't know what tragedies you may have faced in the past, but I can tell it fuels you to be better." Nova said gently grabbing both his hands. "The hero regrets the act of fighting, but is forced to do so for the sake of humanity. That's why you're my Kamen Rider Taejin." There was a headshake.

"Tragedy and failure are part of the hero's journey. It's just a matter of getting up and trying again." Nova leaned in a bit closer and gently pressed her lips against his. The tears on her face more of joy than sadness.

"I believe in you Taejin."

"Saranghae," he murmured as he gazed at her. But even love couldn't sway him into spandex, not even with her adorable pout as she tried to convince him. "Aniyo (no), jeoldae (never)," resisting her attempts. Then, he'd shower her with kisses, confident that he was winning that battle.

His attention shifted to the broken pot nearby, which for a moment, he thought he was still drunk. "Did the hungry ghosts follow you home?" There had been a lot of death at the OEA party, so was that it? Did he need to put up bujeok to ward off evil spirits? That was at least his explanation for it.

"I trust you, I have faith in you." Ninja powers, possession, hungry ghost, or any apocalyptic scenario - she was never the freak. "I think that hero is not me. It's you." He would be her support, he'd always cheer her on because he wanted to empower her and let her be free. "But I would never forgive myself if something bad happened to you."

There was a worry present, things that needed to be let into the open air. "I tried to be your hero, but I couldn't do it." If she had been harmed, it would be his fault. He was the risk to her - she risked it all for him, but what did he risk for her? Could he continue to make the same choices without risk to her? Had it just been pure luck on his side?

"When Briggs kept threatening to do you harm." He hated how easy it was for most people to sacrifice for love - to make a choice between life or death. "What if he had?" Maybe it was never a possibility, maybe he was a fool, and maybe it was just a test.

Why couldn't he take that leap of faith? He was always honest with her, he always told her that he was not the hero she imagined him to be.

"You told me that you trusted me to not go on a killing spree for justice but when Briggs used you as a means, even when he asked that I kill for him because I owe him that - or even when he threatened that you do it in my place - I just. I couldn't." Why couldn't he do a simple thing? Something that seemed in prospect easy.

"Couldn't I have, to protect you? Is that not what they all did?" Everyone at the OEA gala had been protecting someone. In the end, all of it was just a sacrifice. Sacrifices that TJ couldn't make.

There was frustration evident in his voice, guilt that he couldn't follow through for her. He thought he could fix whatever was broken but there were still cracks. He didn't want to be a burden, he wanted to love her without the weight of guilt weighing him down - he wanted to be the prince that he couldn't be.

He fell silent, he didn't want the cloud of seriousness to take away a moment of their peace, but he had to tell her something, least it might explain his reasoning behind being so late to return to her. "I've ruined it, haven't it?" This moment? Or her hope that he was her prince?

[socialattractionuk]

Twitter account rates all the desperate and trashy moves of your exes

(Picture: @SheRatesDogs)

Dating isn’t all that pleasant, to put it midly.

A Twitter account has documented all the trashy text messages, DMs, Snapchats, and other creative platforms to connect with people, compiling an impressive list of horrible interactions.

SheRatesDogs is the account that reveals how dates turn from sweet to abusive, to bizarre, threatening, and just plain weird.

The woman behind it is Michaela Okland and she tells Metro.co.uk why she’s set it up.

This happened when one woman blocked her ex on social media (Picture: @SheRatesDogs)

‘I was looking at the account WeRateDogs where cute dogs are rated above 10/10 and thought it’d be funny if there were an account where the dogs are sh*tty exes!’ she explains.

‘There’s no system to my ratings really, I just give them all negative numbers. The lowest I gave would probably be -12 if I’m like f*ck that’s messed up but the ratings aren’t super careful or specific.’

One of the best, according to Michaela, was from a man who’d told his date a different name and then texted her the next day using his real name. She simply replied: ‘It would’ve been a lot easier to remember (who you were) had you not told me your name was Mike last night.’

Michaela rated the whole thing -8.

Another story with the same rating went to the person who wrote, without context, on Snapchat: ‘I’m going to tie you up and pour hot candlewax on you but way too much to be sexy like at least a gallon.’

These are also her faves:

They’re really incredible creatures. What a healing process. -6/10 pic.twitter.com/ual3beaakk

— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 16, 2018

When you block him so he makes fake Instagram accounts to try to get you back (-1/10 dog) pic.twitter.com/5ENqsbkxV0

— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 18, 2018

Michaela’s account has soared in popularity and garnered 76,000 loyal followers who tune in to see the latest dating mishaps and also share their own.

While most are funny, some are quite worrying and turn hostile very quickly.

Some people who have been rejected in the chat have quickly turned angry and abusive.

Michaela makes sure she censors out all the names to protect the identity of those who send them in, simply leaving the contents of the message for all to see.

The account is full of gems that you could keep you scrolling for hours.

Here are a few of our faves:

I can’t even.. it’s so bad (-10/10) pic.twitter.com/5YHCPHwfje

— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 28, 2018

“Went on a date with this guy and ended up not going on a second… he sent this request a few months later” (-8/10) pic.twitter.com/2bZP5IzRj9

— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 28, 2018

I’ve honestly been laughing at this all morning (-7/10) pic.twitter.com/LsBlwaUl4K

— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 28, 2018

The girl didn’t even go to BU but she didn’t really care to argue it with him lmfao (-10/10) pic.twitter.com/v6m3I3gmux

— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 29, 2018

Each line of this gets better and better (-10/10) pic.twitter.com/ZgL5DQOe4j

— SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 30, 2018

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