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#even outfit wise these guys match c&c
sesamenom · 2 months
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the classic the classic (pink)
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neon pastel
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sleepwear party
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formal dinner
behold a collection of C&C nargothrond-era outfit doodles, inspired by PD outfits from @braywashed / @kitwilsonsass
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monstermaster13 · 2 years
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TftW: R/Celeb tf-irl Benefits.
Nathan never got the hate for celebrity fiction in general, which is why he thought it was stupid that people berated such things including on reddit although to be honest he thought that the transformation subreddit’s admins were drunk with power and were just abusing it or that they were an idiot kissing up to the people that made posts that got the most attention no matter how shitty the subject was. ‘Honestly that subreddit is a cesspool of nothing but Puro bullshit, people..Changed stopped being popular two years ago, you can stop simping for the symbiote reject now.’ ‘Don’t forget the protogens.’ ‘Even more reason to hate them, these just seem like a ripoff of Puro’s species only in robot form.’ ‘Absolutely.’ ‘And enough with the vitriol towards real person fiction, we get it, you hate it. Honestly if I see one more anti celebrity tf post on there i’m going to ask Elon Musk to buy Reddit so he can shut down that subreddit for good.’
He sighed for a minute…’I just wish there was a way I could show them that celebrity transformations and real person fiction isn’t bad, that it’s not all treating the celebrity like they’re the author’s pet. I just wish I could.’
“You could use magic to do that.”
“Good idea. Mel’s spellbook has to be her somewhere.”
Nathan looked around and examined a selection of books until he found Mel’s spellbooks and discovered an incantation in one of them, he read the incantation to himself and as he did he felt a warm sensation spreading all over his body starting with his skin smoothening and also developing a rather exotic coloration to it that made him look kind of Hispanic as his arms lengthened and his hands shrank, his fingernails lengthened as his chest altered, a pair of breasts developed on them as his outfit changed into a tiger themed catsuit.
In addition to this his stomach slimmed and his back arched while his shoulders shrank inward, his hips flared out while his legs lengthened and his privates disappeared into his groin, his outfit still had the spiderweb insignia on it that served as the coat of arms as his feet also shrank. His hair darkened and grew longer, specifically going past his shoulders as his neckline altered, his eyebrows thinned while some glamorous eyeliner was applied around his eyes, eyelashes materializing around his eyes.
“Oooh look at you, you’re fabulous.”
“I know…this is perfect.”
He chuckled as his features feminized and his cheekbones sharpened as his lips plumped up, giving him the appearance of none other than Sofia Vergara. His voice even contorted to match, feminizing and developing an exotic accent to go with it as his transformation reached completion.
In appearance and voice he was Sofia Vergara, but he was still Nathan on the inside. ‘This is definitely a plus. I’ve always liked her, i’ve always liked America’s Got Talent, and i’ve always had a bit of a guy crush on Simon Cowell.’
“Didn’t they used to laugh at you for that?”
“Not anymore, i’m not alone in that.”
Nathan/Sofia examined herself, blushing as she did…she then went onto her computer and registered on Reddit and joined the transformation subreddit, posting a series of positive comments and posting a slew of positive comments about celebrity transformation fiction, which eventually overran all the negative posts about the subject to the point that even the people that originally made those posts changed their minds about it. She helped out a bunch of people online who had questions. ‘Kindness is the answer no matter how tough the query is.’
She explained all the positives of giving celebrity transformations a chance and also explained that it’s not identity theft. ‘Just because I am Sofia Vergara appearance and vocal-wise doesn’t mean I am her, I don’t have her memories and she hasn’t replaced me, I am still me.’ Through her Werecelebrity Awareness charity project she was able to gain more admirers, and even those who hated her originally warmed up to her.
And of course the others in the celebrity tf fan community thanked her for that. And thus with that she decided to close down her reddit account since her job had been done, but she had another job to do later that night too.
Thus brings us to the end of this tale and also the moral, even if you hate something at first, please give that something a chance, even if you don’t like it, you’re sure to find something you do love, if you just give it a chance, you’ll find it’s not so bad.
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cades-outsider · 3 years
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Miguel alphabet head-con
Warnings: None
Miguel Head-con
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A= Attractive: What does Miguel find attractive about you?
You're personality, he fell in love with your sarcasm, your little remarks here and there, and your sneaky ways.
B= Baby: What nicknames does he use for you?
Hands down, babe or Y/n/n. Occasionally princess for.... certain times.
C= Cuddles: What cuddle position does he like most?
He loves to be the big spoon, it makes Miguel feel like he's protecting you. Plus he just loves holding his baby.
D= Day: What do you both do during the day?
If you're not studying for school your either sparing together, cuddling and watching movies, or having random but cute dates.
E= Equal: Are you both fair in the relationship?
Yes, Miguel never does something you don't want and he will never push you to do something you don't want as do you.
F= Fighting: Do you guys fight?
Not often no, the only fights you guys may have are sparing together in karate. But anyways you guys never fuss you always work out your problems like adults.
G= Gratitude: How great full is Miguel?
He is so great full in general, for you, his Yaya and ma, sensei, his friends, and karate. He never takes anything for granted.
H= Honest: Does Miguel keep secrets from you?
Nope, the only secrets he's been able to keep from you is a surprise birthday party even then he's pretty rusty at lying and hiding things.
I= Intimacy: How intimate is Miguel?
This boy is so intimate, he loves holding you closely and making you feel loved and wanted, it warms his heart.
J= Jealousy: How jealous can Miguel get?
Miguel can get jealous big time but only if you don't answer his calls and he starts to worry then sees you with someone laughing without him there then he's more upset but still jealous.
K= Kissing: Is Miguel a good kisser? What are they like?
Miguel is a great kisser, he never ever rushes it even if he's in a hurry he slowly kisses you with passion and love. It makes you both melt at how caring he is with his kisses.
L= Love: How in love is Miguel?
Oh man I don't think there's a word that can describe how in love Miguel is, he's head over heels I can say that.
M= Marriage: Does Miguel want to get married?
Yes, Miguel definitely wants to get married. His mom always told him to follow his dreams and one of them would be to merry and have a family with you.
N= Nice: How nice is Miguel in the relationship?
This boy right here is so nice, and sweet. He always opens the doors for you, he never leaves you out of a conversation and if someone messes you he stands up for you no matter what.
O= On cloud nine: What is Miguel like when in love?
He is just heart eyes all day every day, never misses a beat. Miguel's extra extra extra caring and always watches out for his mistakes and never hurts or takes you for granted.
P= PDA: How is Miguel with PDA?
He definitely likes the little cheek kisses and pecks here and there, the hand holding, and wrapping around your waist but not a full blown make out session.
Q= Quirk: Random ability Miguel has that helps the relationship?
  His ability to calm both you and himself down, like if you're in a physics fight with someone he can calm you down in an instant and it brings you both closer than you realize.
R= Romance: How romantic is Miguel?
  My mans is sooo romantic like, for your first time intimate like that he scattered roses on the bed, scented candles, very low music, and he was super gentle. For the after affects he ran you a hot bubble bath for the both of you to soak in.
S= Style: What's the style in the relationship?
Clothes wise he’s very comfortable and fit, but he loves to wear matching outfits or colors with you.
T= Thrill: Does Miguel like to take risks?
  Miguel likes to take certain risks yes, but never the kind that can put a damper on your relationship.
U= Understanding: How understanding is Miguel?
  He is supper understanding and very slow with things, he won't rush you to the point unless it's really needed.
V= Value: How important is the relationship to Miguel?
  He values it with his life, it's supper important to him and he would do anything to keep your relationship healthy.
W= Wild Card: What does he love most about you?
  He loves your ability to make him smile hands down, he loves when he's sad or mad you can always uplift him.
X= Xoxo: How affectionate is Miguel behind closed doors?
  He is literally the definition of a koala, he loves your attention and he craves for your touch. He loves to be near you and show you affection in kisses, and cuddles all day.
Y= Yearning: How well does Miguel cope with you being sad?
  He does not like seeing you sad at all but he definitely knows what to do when you're sad.
Z= Zeal: Is Miguel willing to go to extreme lengths for the relationship?
  Is this even a question? Yes of course he would gladly go to very extreme lengths for your relationship.
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This was requested by @missscarlettangel thank you for requesting!
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foxskip · 2 years
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I'm interested in the wrestlers
OH BOY :D
I have a *few* more but for now I'll just do Best Friends/Gentleman's Club.
Additionally, my thoughts/analysis are largely derived from the Homestuck text/wiki, the Hiveswap Extended Zodiac aspect descriptions, and the Class analysis/decriptions found here.
Chuck Taylor = Knight of Blood
Yes I am giving Chuck Karkat's classpect, but when you think about it, Chuck iiiis kind of a Karkat, even though he doesn't have mutant blood. Regarding the Blood part, Chuck is often defined by his bonds to other wrestlers, whether F.I.S.T., The Gentleman's Club, or Best Friends. Being very ambitious, he often places himself as the leader of his groups or at the very least defines himself as "The Brains" (also being the one basically in charge of mentoring Yuta), but whether he's actually that successful at said role is a bit debatable. Regardless, he is often a driving force in the lives of his friends whether or not he's making wise choices. And as a Knight he both uses these bonds to move forward and feels a great need to help out his friends, even to his detriment (see: WTL 2018 "I just wanted your mom to be proud of us" and agreeing to a stipulation where he would be forced into servitude to Miro in justice of Trent). Wow I wonder what other character who also lashes out at people and is deeply insecure ALSO obsesses over being able to help his friends
Trent? Beretta = Heir of Heart
I would say Greg is someone who wears his heart on his sleeve. He is very straightforward and doesn't care for overdramatic bullshit when he's going into or preparing for a match, he's just going to do what he does and hopefully do good at it, like Heirs are kinda known to. He's said before he prefers singles matches, which goes with the individualistic nature the Extended Zodiac describes for Heart, but his emotional closeness to his friends often makes him much more of team player. Speaking of, although he doesn't care abt other people's dramatic bullshit, he's very protective of his friends (& mom) and is keyed into their emotional wellbeing even if he doesn't entirely understand a situation (standing with Chuck in WTL, or standing up for Chuck & OC when Yuta decided to leave). Sue being such a big part of him also definitely fits the motif of being an Heir of Heart.
Orange Cassidy = Bard(??) of Breath
I feel like the Breath aspect is obvious enough. In fact, I think the Extended Zodiac description for Breath can be applied to him pretty well: "Flexible and driven, they leave an impact wherever they go. ... They have a tendency to underestimate themselves, and not always out of poor self-esteem. They were just doing their own thing." OC is very much a go with the flow guy, while also using his quickness and his opponents' reactions toward him to his advantage. I'm hesitant to give him Bard as a class (maybe in part b/c I don't see him wearing a cod piece but I suppose god tier outfits are customizable anyway) but the passive way he allows his disposition to fuck w/ opponents does kinda fit.
Kris Statlander = Witch of Space
Another canon classpect assignment but wow wouldn't you know it Kris is kind of a Jade too (imo). Space definitely fits with Kris's alien gimmick, but she's also someone who can have her head in the clouds and does things her way to reach her goals even if others don't understand. As a Witch of Space, Kris is both very powerful and very social, quick to form bonds and use her strengths to help as much as she can.
Drew Gulak = Mage of Mind
THE LEGAL EAGLE IS A MIND PLAYER YES. Drew likes to insert logic & reasoning into everything and definitely has his own idea of what is Right with some interesting methods on how to get there (see his campaigns). He is very strategically minded, also being a technical wrestler, but more so for his own goals--which often have some kind of greater purpose--and in the ring than as a team strategist if that makes sense (hence Mage).
Swamp Monster = Muse of Life
Swampy is a very passive social creature literally made of plants. He cares deeply about those around him to the point of self-sacrifice, traits associated with both the Muse class and Life aspect. Remember what he did for OC? :'''(((( Also, despite being bullied by Chuck I think Swampy inspires a lot of morale & happiness for the GC.
BONUS - I haven't figured out a class yet but Lil' Kazu is definitely a Light player. He strategically plays the long game in his matches, he's the Rainmaker (fortune is highly associated w/ Light), and his post-excursion career in njpw started with him trying and eventually taking the spotlight from Tana.
I also originally had Wheeler Yuta too, but I don't really agree with what I decided, especially w/ the recent storyline.
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cherrypieships · 3 years
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the amusement park: chapter one
A/N: Hi all! This is my first fic posted here on my self ship blog! I’m really proud of this story, it’s gonna be a two-parter.
Ship: davey jacobs x pepper simmons (s/i), featuring my best friend V and my gf Khourey and their respective f/os, race higgins and jack kelly!
Summary: Some of the newsies head to Canobie lake's haunted house/amusement park. Pepper and Davey are the only non-couple.
The backseat of Race’s mom’s minivan was one of the last places Pepper wanted to be at 7 o’clock on a Friday morning. Yet here she was, awaiting their arrival to Canobie Lake Park’s annual Screemfest as she got crammed in next to Davey Jacobs.
Not that she disliked Davey. In fact, it was quite the opposite. Pepper liked Davey a whole lot. And that was exactly the problem. Here she was, in such close proximity to him that their knees knocked together every time Violet hit a pothole, harbouring a gigantic crush on her best friend. And everyone in the car knew beside him. And they were totally fifth- and sixth-wheeling on this trip.
It was fine.
Besides, Pepper was willing to endure a few hours pining quietly if it meant she could go on some sick roller coasters. So she sucked it up and tucked quietly into her seat.
Mickey turned around from the middle row and handed Pepper a piece of her chocolate croissant. “You cold back there?” She asked, wild red curls framing her face as she spoke.
After popping the pastry into her mouth, Pepper shrugged. “I’m fucking always cold.”
Jack tugged his hat up from where it rested over his eyes. “That is a fair point, she is always cold.” He said pointedly, and yelped when Pepper flicked the back of his head.
“I have poor circulation, dickhead.” She whined.
Race snickered from the passenger seat. “Good thing my dickhead doesn’t have poor circulation.” He quipped.
Though Pepper couldn’t see it, she could feel Violet rolling their eyes at their boyfriend. “I’m gonna file for divorce, Race.” They picked up their coffee and took a brief sip. “And I’m taking the kids.”
Beside her, Davey was digging around in the duffel bag he’d brought for the ride. He’d described it to Pepper as a ‘Minor Catastrophe Bag’, with a tiny first aid kit, nail clippers, some snacks, ibuprofen, pads, and a pair of tweezers. As much as she would have loved to gently bully him for being such a mother hen, she knew she’d be thanking him later through an inevitable headache. He straightened, finally, and emerged with a sweater. “Um, if you’re really cold,” He held it out to her. “You can wear this. It’s my backup but I’m pretty warm.” He said.
Pepper took the sweater in both hands with a gentle smile, trying to ignore the soft brush of his fingertips against hers. “You sure?” As much as she would love to immediately engulf herself in his clothes, it was Mid-October and she didn’t want to steal Davey’s source of warmth from him.
Like usual, he waved off her gentle concern. “I have my jacket and I’m wearing layers.” He explained, pushing the sweater towards her.
She took it in her hands, hoping and praying that the heat in her face wasn’t visible. “If you insist.” The teasing was playful, as it always had been. Their friendship had existed for years, the product of a few friend groups merging and discovering that they fit like puzzle pieces. Davey always gave up his cherry Starbursts to Pepper because they were her favorite. Pepper let Davey borrow her favorite poetry books. They spent summers at the pool together. Had napped, cried, laughed, celebrated together for what seemed like forever.
So why did wearing his clothes make her so much more flustered than anything before?
She slid the sweater on, enveloping herself in his scent- oh Christ she was dying- and did actually feel much better. Even though the dark blue didn’t exactly match her outfit.
Davey smiled at her. “When will you learn to dress for the weather?” He admonished gently.
“That’s why I keep you around.” Pepper said, rather than admitting that she was just forgetful and liked her outfit too much.
“Davey’s new occupation: Pepper’s coat rack.” Violet chimed in, handing their phone to Race to switch the song that was playing.
Davey sighed. “I’m really putting that college education to good use.”
The rest of the car ride went by relatively quickly, much to Pepper’s delight. They hopped out into the cool autumn air, cracked their cramped joints, and headed into the park. Davey thankfully left most of his supplies in the trunk of the minivan (save for the ibuprofen he’d managed to sneak into Pepper’s purse just in case), so they’d made it through security and into the place without much fuss as well.
Jack, ever the natural born leader of the bunch, snagged a map and immediately started planning their route for the day. He unfurled it in front of the group and, as Mickey curled into his side, eyed the pathways and rollercoasters thoughtfully. “So do you guys wanna start at the front and work our way back? Or the other way around?”
There was a beat of silence as everyone worked the thought over. “We should just head towards the back, I think everyone’s gotta start testing the rides first anyway.” Mickey piped up first.
Davey nodded. “Gives us more time.” He added.
They made the trek towards the back of the park, Mickey and Jack leading with the map.
Race sidled up beside Pepper and hip-checked her. “You been to these haunted houses before?” He asked, making reference to the night-time festivities. Once the sun set, the park released creepily-costumed actors to scare those who stayed, and previously blocked-off areas were transformed into small haunted houses. Truthfully, Pepper had never been to any haunted house, let alone ones set up at an amusement park.
So, she shook her head. “It’s my first haunted house, actually.” Something she’d confided in Mickey and Vi about.
Race feigned a gasp. “Well ain’t this a hell of a place to start!” He elbowed her, and she returned the gesture, their own weird little handshake.
“Are you serious?” Davey asked, his own elbow catching her shoulder, fucking ow, he’s bony.
Pepper nodded. “I was too scared when I was a kid, and then when I stopped being a baby, all that stuff with my mom happened, so I just never went.”
Davey hummed in acknowledgement, evidently eager to skip past the whole ‘my-mom-is-ill’ conversation. “Ah, well. If you need a buddy, I’m sure we’ll be left alone. Together.” He said, his head tilting to their friends, who had once again broken off into couples, leaving them to their own devices.
Shoving the impending smile down, she nodded. “I’m sure we will.”
“Well, we have a good, um,” He checked the watch on his wrist (the one with the brown leather strap that he wore with every outfit, even if Pepper told him it didn’t match, or that it was too clunky.) “Like, ten hours before we need to even think about that.”
She crumpled into a fit of giggles. “Perfect. I’m sure we’ll spend that time wisely.” She swatted his arm as he shoved his watch in front of her face.
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They did not.
Six and a half hours later, the group stood in line at one of the concession stands, staring at the menu and nodding to the song playing in the background; some mid-2010s Kesha track that was making Vi go absolutely crazy.
Jack squinted at the chalkboard. “They don’t even have chicken tenders here?” He nudged Race. “They don’t even have chicken tenders here.”
Race nodded slowly, also squinting. Pepper wondered, briefly, if the pair needed glasses or if they were just trying to look contemplative. “Mickey’s gonna call it homophobic, you know.” He said.
“It is!” Mickey called dutifully from the table they had snagged for the gang to inevitably sit at. “I’ll take some cheese fries though!” To which Jack nodded and stepped up to the worker behind the plexiglass, beginning to list off the group’s orders.
Vi’s voice floated through Pepper’s ears. “Oh what a shame that you came here with someone,” they approached her, eyes closed and hands up by their shoulders as they got all the way into their performance. “My god, if they have candy apples at a stall somewhere, I’m gonna go buckwild.” They said suddenly, snapping out of their trance to stare at Pepper expectantly.
Before she could say anything, though, Davey stole the words from her mouth. “You are allergic to apples, V.” He chided, maybe more kindly than Pepper would have put it, but she was willing to overlook it for the sake of the way a small smile pulled at his mouth.
Violet dropped their hands. “Only a little bit.” They argued.
“A little bit allergic.” Davey repeated, and Pepper pressed her lips together firmly to fight off the grin at the exasperation in his voice.
“To apples, yes.” They nodded, and, evidently done with arguing, turned to keep Mickey company at the table.
Davey turned to Pepper, disbelief crossing his features. “Can you believe-”
“Yes.” She cut him off. “Yes I absolutely can believe it.” Pepper said, digging through her memory of the times V had pulled some similar shit; eating eleven mozzarella sticks despite their lactose intolerance, buying a Panic! At The Disco vinyl despite wanting Brendon Urie dead, and spending $40 on a Funko Pop figure of Spiderman Noir for no real reason other than some guy at a convention told them to.
Jack turned to his friends. “Okay I did the ordering, someone else has to do the collecting.” He announced, shoving the receipt with the order number on it towards Davey, who had inadvertently become Second In Command. Then, with a signature Jack Kelly Smug Smile, he stalked off to where V and Mickey were seated, Race following behind.
Great, Pepper thought, another conveniently timed moment alone with Davey. Briefly, she wondered if her friends had planned this ahead of time, and then she came to her senses and realized that yes, of course they had. Those conniving little weasels had been conspiring to get Davey to like her since senior prom.
She still remembered the way Mickey had shoved Davey at her when a slow song came on that night. Work Song by Hozier had drifted over the speakers, and V’s elbow caught her in the ribs as they growled a furious “Dance with him or I’ll fucking kill you.” and skipped off to sway with Racer. Pepper had stood on the dance floor, gaping as she watched Jack wink at Vi. Those two never got along about anything.
Davey’s hand had entered her field of vision, skin almost glowing under the light of the mirrorball. He’d smiled sheepishly, admitted that this was one of his favorite songs, and asked if she’d like to share a dance.
The strange thing was, she didn’t actually like Davey before that. At least she thought she didn’t. It wasn’t until she was cradled close to his chest, breathing in the smell of his soap and some soft, powdery cologne he frequented, that she found her heart pounding and her palms going clammy. And when he’d started humming against her hair, one hand in hers and the other around her waist, she knew she was absolutely fucked.
She’d started thinking about it and, yeah, it made sense to want to be with Davey. Handsome Davey, who sometimes made her laugh until soda came out her nose, and whose affinity for children’s cartoons made him the ideal conversation partner. Three years later, she was still in love with him.
And it was all her stupid, evil friends’ faults.
Back in the present, Davey tucked his hands in his pockets, his lips twisting as he lost himself in thought. “We’re gonna have so much shit to carry.” He murmured, exasperated at being the ones left behind.
“We sure are. At least you and Jack ordered drinks, so that’s more stuff to spill.” She twisted a long strand of hair around her finger.
Davey scoffed good-naturedly. “Yeah well you made me leave my water bottle in the car so I needed to be hydrated somehow.”
Pepper kicked at his shin with the toe of her sneaker. “And a caramel hot chocolate is the best way to stay hydrated?” She grinned up at him, watching him tuck the receipt into his back pocket and start moving for the pick-up window as the drink in question was called out.
He hummed in assent. “You bet it is.” He picked up the paper cup, taking a short sip and licking at his bottom lip. Pepper ignored the urge to run her thumb across it.
She must have been staring, because after a second, Davey held the cup out towards her. He didn’t say anything, didn’t need to. She loved chocolate and caramel, and always ran cold. He knew there was no way she’d have turned down a sip if he’d offered, so he must have decided to save his breath. She took the cup in her hands, the warmth emanating from it seeping pleasingly into her palms, and took a sip as well, subconsciously hoping to taste more than the drink. She licked her lips.
Davey watched her intently. He opened his mouth, ready to say something to her, when the order bell rang out. “Order sixty-nine!” The college girl behind the counter announced.
“Oh, fuck yes.” Race cackled from the table. V leaned into him, trying to hide their own laughter as Mickey gave him a high-five.
Pepper sighed, she should’ve known that would be their luck. The pair of them moved forward, Davey pushing in front of her to grab the tray before she could even reach for it. “I got it.” He mumbled, holding onto the plastic tray like a nervous Disney-Channel-Original-Movie teenager. “Grab the drinks, don’t worry about it.” And then he smiled up at her, a closed-lipped little smile that made her heart race as she picked up Jack’s orange soda.
Behind her, someone clicked their tongue. Pepper turned, making immediate eye contact with an older lady with greying black hair and soft folds in her skin, who gave her a knowing smile. “And they say chivalry is dead. You got yourself a sweet one, honey.” She said, then winked.
Pepper’s jaw went slack trying to think of a response. She turned back to Davey, whose eyebrows were so far up his face that they were basically in his hairline. “Oh God,” he said simply, “Um, thank you, ma’am.”
The woman laughed softly, leaned over and patted Pepper’s shoulder as if she knew something Pepper didn’t, and then disappeared into the line to order food.
There was a long, silent moment, where Pepper was racking her brain, searching every corner for something to say that would shift the air, move the mood from awkward to playful with a joke of some sort. She looked at him again, and he was staring at her, unblinking. There was a funny look on his face- regret maybe- his eyebrows low and his eyes a little soft. She wondered, distantly, if he was realizing that she was in love with him; if it was a look of pity-
“Hurry up with my goddamn cheese fries!” Mickey yelled, their hunger obviously taking control over their inhibition.
Without a second thought, Pepper turned on her heel and walked to where their friends were, leaving Davey and the unnerving encounter behind.
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letsperaltiago · 4 years
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ok time to break my silence caused by the fact that i spent all day making this lol too many feels 
so.. palm springs thoughts !! and there are manyyyy so buckle up and feeel free to hit me up with either matching or contradicting thoughts or whateveer!! i would LOVE to nerd out about this movie with someone:’)
here comes thoughts and pictures!! 
we basically start off with a mr. samberg sex-scene okAYYYYY the mood is set. we love the view
nyles aka. mr. samberg is the most gorgeous man alive and it was a true pleasure to admire him for 90 minutes straight 
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CURLS!!????! THEY ARE UNREAL. i shall dedicate an entire post to them
Cristin Milioti is perfect for her role. her acting? *chef’s kiss* I love that she’s not the stereotypical female rom-com lead.
Her chemistry with Andy? Gosh.. Can’t believe Nyles x Sarah is my new main movie-ship!! They play off of each other SO. WELL. Their characters are equally stone cold and bitter, but then again not really, and they both portray it so well!!
“You don’t ned a leg up.” *moans* “Hold my leg up!” i SCREAMED
“Don’t you kiss me.” “Don’t you tell me what to do.” hoW DARE THEY!
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Ok ur basically on love already stop it
The fact that they were just gonna fuck on a blanket on top OF ROCKS?!
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but then again in this movie’s already insane universe it’s prob pretty normal:)
The overall dark, existential humor?? This is what I live and breathe for on a daily basis. Basiaclly both main characters are a BIG MOOD
Nyles not giving a shit vs. Sarah severely freaking out in the beginning is an iconic dynamic
“I am the antichrist” and then the rock falling? For a hot sec I literally thought the movie was gonna take a turn with Nyles being some magical/scientific creature that’d created the timeloop or something idkkk ahhha
Nyles in the suit... ridiculous(ly hot)
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The torture methods Roy uses on Nyles and the fact that he’s not mentally scarred?? How?? 
On that note I love that Nyles and Sarah keep their memories even if the day starts over. Would’ve been a completely different concept if they had to “meet each other for the first time” every day and it wouldn’t’ve allowed their relationship arc to evolve as it did 
Darla is the fucking shit 
Nyles in the baseball cap, amirite?
THE BARTENDER TALKING ABOUT HITTING A GUY WITH THE CAR SHE’S CURRENTLY GIVING NYLES A HANDJOB IN IS COMEDIC GOLD 
“You fucked Jerry Schlieffen?” “Well he fucked me.” Yes SIR. Andy Samberg’s characters are all bottoms and we’re here for it
Sarah’s tongue click and “nice try” when Nyles asks her about her sex life?? 
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IDK WHY BUT SO GOD
Randy is hella annoying. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
THIS ENTIRE SCENE:
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the fact that they both start waking up smiling because now at least they have each other 🥺😭🤯
uhm i love a good ship that’s like... best friends to lovers and the montage of them basically becoming besties killed me 
this outfit Y E S: 
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sarah falling off the car and nyles laughing it off is relationship goals
the crashing plane I LOL’ED
okay so... big moment... the DANCING AND MATCHING OUTFITS? THEY ARE MY DREAM TEAM. Also how excited they are running away from the bar 🥺
IM POSITIVE THIS IS THE MOMENT NYLES KNOWS! LIKE HE DOESN’T ADMIT IT TO HIMSELF COMPLETELY BUT HE KNOWS 
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the bomb in the cake and french pirate-skit? so fucking random but i lovee it because it’s so them
*DRUM ROLL* PERHAPS MY FAVORITE MOMENT IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE: 
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STORYLINE WISE AND VISUALLY A++++
the deep talks by the fire were SO well written. they were actually deep and genuine, allowing the characters to grow and opening up to us as viewers but also remained fun and witty
sarah trying to get nyles to admit he cares for her and him joking it off??? the flirtinggg
really wish we’d gotten to know more about what nyles meant with “it drifts away: just like they all do.” because it really seemed to trigger something within him. Like WHO “They”???
the dinosaurs lmao no comment but at least they got a cute cuddly moment
from the very first millisecond inside the tent you can CLEARLY tell Sarah is just dying to do something about them!!!
 the disbelief on nyles’ face when sarah says “lets just get it over with” because she’d clearly stated he didn’t want to and even though he obviously did he’s respected it and not done anything further about it oh babey
we love some good making out:’))) 
NYLES HALTING TO TAKE IN THE MOMENT EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO SCREAM INTO THE VOID 
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i will die for a post-sexy timez cuddle and how sarah is trying to staying awake to be besides him is just *explosion* 
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this has to be *the moment* she realises 
and they’re both sooooo fucking happy when they wake up after damn love me like that pls
THE GROOM BOOO FUCK OFF CAN’T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO REMEMBER HIS NAME CHEATING SCUM 
THIS FACE:
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Baby is trying so hard and is so cute and nervous about it. SARAH LISTEN TO HIM HE LOVES YOU.
HE FELT GOOD WAKING UP BECAUSE OF YOUUUU, GIRL. DO NOT CALL IT “FUN”, SARAH 
“Going to bed maybe just got a little better” 😭😭😭😭
The entire cop scene is just pure insanity, very Lonely Island and I’m here for it even though I just want Sarah to rEALLY LISTEN TO WHAT NYLES IS TRYING TO SAY 
“Pain is real” oh babey that means SO MANY THINGS 🥺💔
“I followed you into that cave because I liked you!” like jake would say: don’t love how we got here but we’re going where i want
“pretentious sad boy” me
not shocked that they’ve hooked up before because c h e m i s t r y but don’t like how it got out :)))
why is nyles’ one sleeve shirt rolled up? im triggered
drinking pure vodka? oh babey its gonna be okay 
WE LOVE A SMART BOI WHO RECOGNIZES HIS GIRL’S PERFUME 
Sarah’s parents singing:)) i would cry too, nyles
"I love her.” “I see... That’s interesting” lmao savage
I actually really love Roy’s character. It turns out to be very humble actually and he has some insightful and lowkey poetic that lines i love. Besides that he’s hilarious. 
SO the whole time i was wondering how they’d get out of the whole “same day forever”-thing, if they were to. and I LOVE LOVE LOVE that they had such a logical way out of it: science. Not anything cheesy like “a true love’s kiss” or “you learned your lesson”. Pure logic and Sarah’s hard work to get there. Huge fan of this. 
I will never get over how good Nyles looks waking up and Sarah is xtra pretty in that scene:’) 
Nyles just wants to stay in a loop forever because it means for sure that he gets to stay with Sarah forever and I’m lowkey into it but also like lowkey LISTEN TO HER AND GO WITH HER PLAN, NYLES
“I wanna stay with you” *sniffles*
“I love you. How about that?” PRETTY FUCKING GOOD 
I love Nyles’ character development. He started off so nonchalant and cold, closed off and by this point he’s the softest, smiliest in love fool I’ve ever seen and Andy does it so good. SAMBERG HEART EYES!!
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“Nothing is real in here” YES SARAH UR LOVE IS
I’m taking Sarah’s asking Nyles to believe in her and leave with her as her first “I love you” because it’s very clear that she wants to leave with him rather than without. 
just- this entire scene i ugh <3 <3 <3 <3
BREAKING. UP. WITH. MISTY ! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
glass of wine filled to the brim? sarah’s my type of gal
the speech was really beautiful and sweet without being too cheesy and kudos to cristin for really delivering it like a pro! especially her “abe, don’t fuck this up” like yes girl kill him, chop him to pieces with your eyes!!! also camila is such really pretty bride
nyles looks like a cockatoo here :
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nyles taking the shot and smashing the glass into the ground got me 🤭😵😏🥵
“I’m your son” I SCREAM
GIVE THE MAN A WHITE HORSE DAMNIT
Gotta admit Sarah looks like a bomb (lol nu pun intended) ass super hero in her bridesmaid dress and C4-gettup 
The sentence ending up being total grammatical gibberish but Nyles trying so. damn. hard is the sweetest thing ever and should and will go down in rom-com history. It’s super romantic but also well-balanced by humor and I just.. so good. This is the kind of characters and relationships I love and wanna write myself 
“you’re my favorite person that i’ve ever met” 🥺🥺🥺
“i’d rather die with you than live in this world without you” WHY AM I SO SINGLE SOMEONE LOVEE ME LIKE THIS 
okay so idk but “what if we get sick of each other?” “we’re already sick of each other. it’s the best.” is so so so soft, the way nyles says it like it doesn’t matter and is honestly another key moment for me: they’ve experienced basically everything imaginable during their time in the box/loop. they’ve liked, disliked, loved, hated each other and still: he loves her. the fact that nyles knows no matter what happens it won’t stop that because it’s them?? ouch my heart. 
this chaotic mess of a pairing?MESSY BOMB BRIDESMAID AND CURLY-HAIR HAWAII SHIRT-BOI!! MY OTp
Them dissing Nyles’ mom on their way into potential death? that’s love, baby 
the fUCKING KISSSSSSS MANNNNNNNNNN!!!! SO ICONIC AND THE EXPLOSION IN THE BACKGROUND AND JUST WE DESERVE THIS THEY DESERVE THIS EVERYONE DESERVES THISSSS!!! 
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NEVER OVEER THIS EVER FOREVER NEVER
Ok so I was SURE that when it faded to black that it was done and I grew super ficking frustrated because it would leave us with this “the ending is up to whatever you chose”-kinda thing kinda a la Celeste and Jesse where it just feels unresolved and I WASN’T OKAY WITH THAT. So I’m so happy we got to know that it worked and the bebes will live happuilly ever after with Nyles’ shaggy dog:’) 
Their hands on each other’s knee >>>>>
all in all 100000/10 
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lol ishani is suchhhhhhhhh a messy bitch. not even pretending to look less than outright gleeful.
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le, iska rona shuru. god sis, you knowwwwwww these bitches have it out for you, then why do you give them the satisfaction of seeing this reaction???
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yeh aadmi hai ya bhagwaan? koi bhi jagaah koi bhi time marzi se prakat ho jaata hai.
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THAT FUCKING STUPIDASS SCARF IS RUINING THE WHOLEEEEEE LOOOK. GOD WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO HIM?????????
TUMNE JITNE TELLYWOOD FANS KO KHOOOON KE AANSOON RULAAYE HAINNNNA SHIRALI, BHAGWAN TUMHE IN PAAPON KE LIYE KABHI NAHI MAAF KAREGA!!!!!!!!!!
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also, just noticed the set and production design credits and finally have names to put on all the hate mail i wanna send.
naaaah jk, i think it's really nice that they got employment in this pandemic, even with their OBVIOUS lack of taste. so much so, that it seems to be a medical condition! 
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anyway, he said he got this sargi for ishani on behalf of angre, but since she's got hers anyway, this one can be given to riddhima. noice. this fucker be worming his way into my heart with shit like this.
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inka phir se popat bann gaya.
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mummy biting out and giving the worst blessing of all, “sadaa suhaagan raho.” which is just an elaborate way of saying "hope you die before your husband does, because life without a man is worse than death itself!!!!!!"
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“thank you mummyji. aapne ~~sachchi neeyat~~~ se sargi taiyyar kii thi toh dekhiye, mere haath khaali nahi hain!”
lmao nice. where was this riddhima allllll along?????? i've been waitinggggg for this snarky bitchhhhh who doesn't take shit!!!!!
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le, aadarsh bahu mode is back on. sab ke liye koi paath ka intezaam kiya. chanchal chachi was right, she's suchhhhh a annoying suck-up to dadi, honestly.
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husband is like here, no one's looking; sneak some almonds, come on. yes, i approve. this the kinda man* you want ladies. one who's willing to have a few hours taken off his lifespan so you don't get hangry.
(*T&C strictly apply: only in this feeding waala criteria wrt this dude. baaki sab toh disaster hi disaster hai iss mein.)
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“kaisi baat kar rahe ho??? vrat sachchi nishtha se kii jati hai. koi nahi dekh raha par bhagwaan dekh rahe hain!”
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lmao, the most appropriate response. 
wait you guys genuinely need a gif of this moment, coz it’s priceless:
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i can't believe they don't let this dude move his face in this show when he is the MOST ENTERTAINING when he doessssss.
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he's like dude i'll adjust with the 2 hours less in my life, but dharampatni is i won’t let you escape a minute of suffering existence in this flesh prison we’re all trapped in, so help me god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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who the fuckkkkkkkkk is this????? and you know you didn't need a needle on the syringe for this whole thing, don't you???
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vansh's "baaz ki nazar" toh i've long given up on, but riddhima's peripheral vision also seems to be completely shit if she didn't notice a wholeass person wrapped in all black skulking around directly in her eyeline, not 10 feet away.
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lmaooooooo dadi is like tf you doing here, and the hasty retreat he beat. scaryass men soft for their sweet old grandmas is a trend i really do love in tellywood.
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oh i like ishani's outfit.
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blah blah blah KC gyaan idgaf.
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riddhima has lit diya and instant cough attack from the smoke.
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it's her. she's the one who did this. looks like she's okay with bhai dying a few days earlier than fated, as long as it means she knocks riddhima down a few pegs.
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mummy rubbing it in saying dekho yeh akhand paath hai, beech mein rukna nahi chahiye, apshagun hota hai. godddddddddddddd.
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I HONESTLY CANNOT WATCH HER COUGH AND CHOKE THROUGH THIS THE SHEER RIDICULOUSNESS OF THIS IS FUCKING KILLING MEEEEEEEEE
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yeh lo ji, parmeshwar prakat ho gaye to save the day and read the paath himself.
all dudes in the world should be in whatever business this guy and angre are in. ki biwi mil gayi toh it manages itself while he devotes himself to her.
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lmao the sheer earnestness with which he's narrating the KC paath. both wholesome and fucking hilarious. looks like those primary school kids at their first public speaking contest.
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i am ishani. god, why won't this scene just endddddddd already, i'm dying of cringe.
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whoooooooooooops. bhai is pointedly asking ki how riddhima's throat got messed up when she was fine like 3 min ago.
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behen is giving earnesttttttt excuses and he's really "sure jan"-ing her.
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dadi's all no matter what issues crop up in these two's lives, i'm sure they'll win over it with their lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrve. yeah, it looks that way rn, but i wouldn't be quite so optimistic yet, dadi.
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literally no one is surprised by this revelation.
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oh god, she has something more planned. man who are these ppl with so much energy in their lives WHILE PREGNANT, to do such scheming and plotting??????? just my period cramps have me taking 2 hours off work to curl up on my heat pad and cry about ouchieeeeeee.
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great. ragini ko ab daure pad rahein hain.
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and poor angre is saddled with getting her treatment. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THESE TROUBLESOME WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE VANSH?!?!?! EK ADIYAL BEHEN ISKE SAR PE BAANDH DI HAI WOH KAAFI NAHI THA, KI AB INVALID EX KO BHI ISKE HI HAATH MEIN THAMAA DIYA. i know you got your hands full with that disaster wife of yours, but come on man.
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oh god is he gonna blow up at her again for eavesdropping!?!!?!?!?
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thank the lord above, she had airpods in. (also lmao, ofc she's literally the airpods meme.)
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isn't HE supposed to give HER a gift today???
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i liked his other watch better. but this watch is supposedly riddhima “ke dil ki dhadkano se judi hai” so........ i'm no expert in cutting edge watch technology, so sure. sounds like something that would be available for the wives of billionaire gangster’s wives to buy.
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oh man she got herself a matching one. which ofc is “tumhare dil ki dhadkano se judi hai.” lord, she CHEESY CHEESYYYYYYYYYYYY. and i'm mildly lactose intolerant, so 🤢🤢🤢
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this dude is not though. he falling for this hard and fast. which is....... unexpected. nice, but also suspicious.
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“yeh ghadiyaan chahe rahein naa rahein riddhima, lekin tum mere dil mein hamesha rahogi.”
that's sweet. and i'd believe and squee over it if this was any other show. i would. but in this show, literally everyone other than dadi/siya is out to fuck each other over and i don't trust a single goddamn word out their hissy snake mouths.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaand ofc he's vrat-ing for her too. BECAUSE THIS IS A FEMINIST SHOW WITH THIS VERY FEMINIST HERO OK?!!!!!!?!?!!!!?!? THIS ONE EPISODE ABSOLVES ALLLLLLLLLLLL THE OTHER 98 EPISODES FILLED WITH HOT FLAMING TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“apni umar badhaake kya karoonga main, agar tum saath nahi ho. main chahta hoon ki tum meri zindagi ki aakhri saans tak mere saath raho.”
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again, very very sweet and all, esp. with these soft melty eyes; but it's this show. and we saw the upcoming promo. sooooooooo, kill bill sirens in my head, i'm afraid.
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both mann hi mann mein deciding to tell each other the truth about their backstories after the vrat. which should work out splendidlyyyyyyy.
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lo ji dream sequence shuru. voot blocked the music but colors put up the scene with bol na halke halke on instaTV so i watched it there.
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yesssssssssss you messy trainwrecks. get it onnnnnnnnnn.
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this is literally alllll i am watching this show for. the moment y'all bang in canon, i'm outttttttttttt. it's always the best time to quit a tellywood show. always. take this protip from wise, old TT. quit the show the episode the lead couples fuck. just trust me on this.
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idk WHOSE dream sequence this is, but lmao it's got the vibes of a not-that-great wedding "promo" thing ppl have got going on these days. which one of y'all is binging these on youtube and thus has their subconscious filled with it/??? it's gotta be riddhima, but it would be absolutely fucking hilariousssssss if it was in fact, vansh.
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yup. it was her dumb ass. i bet she had the exact video in mind for kabir and just cut-copy-pasted vansh's face in there from the last week onwards.
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oh chachi's back from maayka for vrat kholing.
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mans literally do be looking like the chand today. because they eased up on his yellow foundation, thank god.
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poor ishani. god, this is why we need feminism. so our sisters don't get pushed into shit like this against their willllllllllllllllll.
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dadi and siya shipping riansh to the point of making ppl uncomfortable. what next, you gonna be writing mature fanfic about them on IF????? BACK THE FUCK OFF, YOU WEIRDOS.
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“humaare plans kamyaab hote toh vansh iss waqt riddhima ko zeher ki pyaali pilaa raha hota. hmph.”
lmaoooooooooooooooo mummy is an eternalllllllll mood.
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this one is getting overly emotional about her first completed karwachauth vrat. eat a snickers, bitch.
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dadi overpromising and saying shit like evennnnnnnnn god himself can't shake your love for each other, tumhari prem kahaani billlkulllll pooori hogi and what not. oh dadi, did YOU not see the promo?????
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this one got the footage she needed and has duly handed it over to bhai. both of vansh's sisters have the trait for going straightttttt to him with their sordid discoveries, albeit for completely polar reasons.
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lmaoooooo the way she peaced out.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's started growling about how all this KC naatak was fake and and vowing revenge and games for her dhokaaaaaaaaaa. i hate to say it but............ i told you so.
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also abbe oh gobar ganesh. itna CCTV footage mila hai kahin se, toh baaki ka bhi toh dhoond, where you see how she got into the bloody dickey?!?!???! nahi, 2 out-of-context second hi dekh ke paagal saand ki taraah bekaabu ho jaana hai. shit for brains, literally everyone in this show has.
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anyway, if i was vansh’s murti maker, i’d be expecting a call righhhhhht about now. riddhima yahaan rahe na rahe, uski murti zaroor rahegi, which vansh and his next paramour will demolish together as a bonding/foreplay exercise.​
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ToT letter 2021
I am laughingpineapple on AO3
Hello dear author! I hope you’ll have fun with our match. Feel free to draw from general or fandom-specific likes, past letters, and/or follow your heart.
Art likes: characters doing something, even something very simple, illustrating a moment rather than abstractly posing. I also enjoy seeing them wear different clothes, getting a feel of what their fashion sense is like beyond their canon outfit(s). Or dressing them up for some outlandish AU!
Likes: worldbuilding, slice of life (especially if the event the fic focuses on is made up but canon-specific), missing moments, 5+1 and similar formats, bonding and emotional support/intimacy, physical intimacy, lingering touches, loyalty, casefic, surrealism, magical realism, established relationships, future fic, hurt/comfort or just comfort from the ample canon hurt, throwing characters into non-canon environments, banter, functional relationships between dysfunctional individuals, unexplained mysteries, bittersweet moods, journal/epistolary fic, dreams and memories and identities, canon-adjacent tropey plots, outsider POV, UST, resolved UST, exploration of secondary bits of canon, leaning on the uniqueness of the canon setting/mood, found families, characters reuniting after a long and/or harrowing time, friends-to-lovers, road trips, maps, mutual pining, cuddling, wintry moods, the feeling of flannel and other fabrics, ridiculous concepts played straight, sensory details, sickfic, places being haunted, people being haunted, the mystery of the woods, small hopes in bleak worlds, electricity, places that don’t quite add up, mismatched memories, caves and deep places, distant city lights at night, emphasis on non-human traits of non-human characters (gen-wise, but also a hearty yes xeno for applicable ships), emphasis on inhuman traits of characters who were human once and have sort of shed it all behind
DNW: non-canonical rape, non-canonical children, focus on children, unrequested ships (background established canon couples are okay, mentions of parents are okay!), canon retellings
All requests are for both fic and art!
Death Crown: Death, trick
(I haven't played the DLC yet so, alas, no demons, or no spoilers for the demons, at least) I am absolutely charmed by the overall mood of this game and would like to see something more in that vein! Anything! Got more sacred (or unholy?) geometrical architecture for Death to interact with, maybe in greater detail than just wrecking it? What else feels like a contemporary take on a Bosch painting? Can Death get lost?
Ghost Trick: Jowd, Cabanela, trick, treat
Anything focused on Cabanela being an unstoppable force (confident, untiring, sparkling, stubborn, dexterous, loyal to the bitter end, legs) and/or Jowd being an immovable object (sarcastic, strong, depressed, self-deprecating but knowing he's hot stuff, also stubborn, clever but an emotional dumbass, round). Figuring out stuff? Something in the new timeline is linked to the old timeline? Coat? Dancing? Scarves? Halloween costumes?
I like Cabanela/Jowd and Cabanela/Alma/Jowd and Cabanela/Alma in scenarios where Jowd isn't around and Alma/Jowd in general (REALLY like all these, okay. like this is the one request where I'd love the most self-indulgent shippy takes as well), and dig Lynne/Memry. Yomiel/fianSissel and Emma/JM also cool!
Hylics: any, trick, treat
(I have only played the first game so far so please no overt spoilers for Hylics 2. Feel free to include stuff from it but... stealthily, I guess?) This is an "anything that feels somewhat like canon, please" sort of request! Love the mood, love the cast, love the little added details in their menu screen. Those can be prompts? Or the oddball stats? How do ToT's trick and treat freeforms apply to Hylics' overall... hylicsness, what would those guys think constitutes a "creepy" moment or a "fluffy" one?
Not into ships for this one, however I WILL say that Dedusmuln has all the proverbial curves in the right places. mostly their face.
Kentucky Route Zero: Weaver
Math, debt, the liminal state of almost being a ghost, seeing the world with a strange clarity... just anything Weaver, please! How'd she make her way to the town? What was it like for her to be working on Xanadu for a time? What about the community broadcast! Does she have an opinion on Carrington's oeuvre? You know... things... stuff. Weaver things. and stuff.
I love the whole cast and Weaver... wove... her story through most of them so feel free to bring in whomever. Not interested in ships here though.
Paradise Killer: Lady Love Dies, trick
A post-canon glimpse of life on '''''perfect''''' 25? That's not QUITE enough class consciousness to make the whole thing work, you guys. What does 'normal' life feel like to LD now? After following Henry's case and talking to Shinji so much, can she see that it's doomed to fail again, and then what? What IS Island 25 like, anyway? (what comes after Island 25, even?)
I liked the choice of canon romances - if it has to be just one I'd prefer it to be Crimson, but I'd also be interested in seeing what a V or triad with Doom Jazz would look like. They're all so chill about stuff
Pyre: Volfred, trick, treat
Pragmatic idealist, charismatic and bad at people, pacifist, activist, physiologically incapable of shutting up for a hot second, what's there not to love... I am very into either of the following: C. Volfred Sandalwood has a fantastic day; C. Volfred Sandalwood has a terrible no good day. Everything is great! Pre-exile antiestablishmentarian antics, maybe with Bertrude? Political gambits? The very physical dangers of the Downside which may or may not catch a scholar by surprise (who saves him?)? Tree problems? Meeting Oralech for the first time and Volfred thinks he himself is hot stuff but out of the two, Oralech is clearly the VIP? Feeling like he should live up to Lu Sclorian's legacy but he feels much closer to other Scribes (and what does Lu have to say about it, one way or another?)? The thrilling intimacy of Reading? The thrilling intimacy of lowercase reading also, maybe reading old manuscripts found in the Downside?
I very much ship him with Tariq and/or Oralech. The only canon ship I like is Hedwyn/Fikani. I also like Soliam/Gol, Bertrude/Pamitha and Celeste/Jodariel. Love all the Nightwings + Dalbert (+Deluge...?); love to dunk on Manley, Brighton and Lendel (I don't enjoy flat-out bashing, more like... I enjoy the way they are portrayed as horrible gremlins in canon and if they turn up in fic I'm not interested in more positive portrayals)
Signs of the Sojourner: Rhea, Elias, trick, treat
Once again pretty much an "anything in the style of canon" request. I love this setting, its themes and all the little lives that fill it. I am interested in a wide range of postcanon scenarios and love the whole cast - does Rhea come back to $town any number of years down the line and find $character? How'd their storyline end up in the medium-long term? What the hell is up with the Stranger (seriously, three runs and I never managed to speak with them, I have no idea)? What's life like for Elias back home, or in a new home if they can't keep the store, or if Rhea landed the Oscar ending or whatever (just, please, not dead Rhea. I love that ending but can't stand to consider what it'd do to Elias)? Or does he join the caravan just once? Who did Rhea grow to really like and can't wait to see every time? Any ghost stories or creepy encounters on the caravan's route? Does Thunder help?
I'm neutral on ships here - good with Rhea&Elias, good with background Rhea/Elias but I wouldn't like a romantic focus.
Totally Normal Wizard Apprentice: apprentice, wizard, master, trick, treat
(conflict of interest disclaimer, I illustrated this but didn't write nor nominate it) What awaits the apprentice outside the wizard's tower? It sounds like a pretty wild moon out there, I loved all the worldbuilding hints of the bigger setting. Does the wizard keep track of the apprentice, with her telescope or otherwise, and how does she take care of her ruined parlor? Was this all some sort of 5d chess on the master's part, and if so to what end? And what kind of otherworldly patience does this man possess, anyway, to handle the apprentice on a daily basis?
Twin Peaks: Margaret, Diane, Lucy, Tammy, trick, treat
(bass-boosted ethereal whooshing) For tricks, I would like to see any of these characters face the woods, the mystery of the woods, and/or a new symbol of your liking. Or: Margaret in the city, Diane and the moon, Lucy and the color blue, Tammy incognito.
For treats, a happy meeting. I love the whole cast and I'm always thrilled by gonzo "&" pairings, bring in whomever! Coffee and pie? The Bookhouse Boys? A kinder aspect of the woods?
Fandom-specific notes: love s3, love the books too. I like Lucy/Andy, Margaret/Sam fwiw, and rarepairs Tammy/Cynthia and Diane/Constance. Please no Fireman's-house-is-the-white-lodge, no Twin Perfect, no Judy-was-destroyed (nor is destroyable).
Arcade Spirits: Percy, Teo, treat
More than anything, I love the sense of group and camaraderie among the arcade's staff and regulars, and I'd love to see some more of it. I picked Percy and Teo 'cause they're my faves but anyone you may want to add, up to and including Sue, is very very welcome. Is there any aspect of gaming that feels like it could be adapted to this strange world of contemporary arcades? Cosplay shenanigans for everyone courtesy of Ashley? Any other activity that could show how Percy and/or Teo get along with the others, like they were all forming little groups during the beach chapter? It's such a feel-good canon, any feel-good situation would be great!
My Ari is with Percy but I'm not really interested in shipping here. All sorts of friendships though!
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moodysnowflake · 4 years
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Please mind the Spoiler slap that might come your way guys...
Let’ talk about Rufus Shinra.
Yes, he has been exploited better than the OG, and yes, once you get the hint the assesment is trying to throw at you, it’s easier to whack his butt.
He still beats the crap out of you. 
We have to realize that Rufus is a normal human being. He’s not a Turk either. Sure, he was a prodigy and has been trained by the military, and he might have trained with the Turks too during his “extended assignment oversea” (despite being him the boss, I bet Reno would still try to zap him in the crotch, if left unsupervised). Rude would gave him a sturdy run for his money (of course pun intended) and Tseng did probably manage to wipe the floor with his gorgeous platinum-blond ass at least once when they were younger. Rufus manages to stand his ground against Cloud, a final-stretch-game Cloud. Not an early-game Cloud. You have to run, dodge, parry and dive like hell, and when he hits you, it fluffing hurts. He’s the only human enemy in the Remake who actually manages to do some serious damage using a firearm. 
He’s been designed to do that, you might say. Well, yeah, duh, he’s still the only one, so that’s awesome.
Moreover, he doesn’t actually look exhausted, nor particularly beaten up when the battle ends; he just smirks his way out. We couldn’t appreciate it in the OG, but heck yes we can now. 
We might argue that’s all a façade, and I think that part of it could very well be true. Cloud did roughed him up after all. Plus, that’s his character, he would never show a speck of vulnerability (”nobody has ever see him bleed or cry” - can we seriously blame him for becoming an ice prince?).  And he’s not stupid; once he’s disarmed, he immediately opts for strategic retreat. He’s not a brainless goof, he recognized his huge disavantage: a true tactician indeed.
Him and Cloud's battle dialogue...is it just me, or did they sound like ex-boyfriends angrily snapping at each other?...
C: Think you got my number? [Cloud?]
R: Not at all. You’re making me sweat. Good thing I came prepared. [Rufus?]
C: That’s a new trick.
R: Like it? ‘Course you do.
[Did they actually meet in Before Crisis?!]
R: Let’s make it a night to remember.
Okay guys, seriously, tone it down a notch, would you? That’s too much gold for a single scene!
His outfit might not have us all agreeing, I can totally see why. That off-white contrast to Cloud’s pitch black tho...
Here’s the knot my brain is twisting itself over.
The question slammed my brain like a train, pretty much the same as Rufus’.
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I don’t know, you tell me how the heck are you seeing the Whispers...
Tseng going:
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Rufus looks at him like “Wait, what? You’re not seeing this shit? You kidding, right?” then proceeds to glare him into submission, either because he thinks Tseung might imply he’s not okay after the fight and he might be suffering some side-effects, or he’s mocking him.
[If it’s the last one, that would open another pit of thoughts, like: if he thinks Tseng is teasing him, that means that happened before. If that happened before, it means he’s not a utter cold-blooded bastard, and they interacted like functional(ish) human beings up to the point of joking. What is this? Solid character background? OG-wise, we know he’s not a saint, but we also know he’s not totally batshit cracker either. Because WRO and Avalanche. (Can’t wait for Barret’s reaction when that’ll happen. That’s gonna be spectacular XD)
Reno’s line ‘You’re sure you wanna do this by yourself, boss? (ENG)//That’s dangerous (JAP)’ could support this theory, even if we know he would talk back to Sephiroth himself.]
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Untill now it’s evident that he being able to see them is “Because Plot“
But my spider senses are tingling, feeling something lurking below.
He didn’t seem to be able to see them on the platform while Cloud’s smacking his way through. That could be arguable, ‘cause spotting dark stuff in a dark background is not that easy. 
But after the Edge of Creation cutscene (and that’s another thing I’ll talk about later), he’s pretty well able to do that. And he’s the first character we see...
So what happened in between?
Well, there’s Wedge scene...but that’s the only thing we’re allowed to see. 
Based on what’s happening in the game, you’d be able to see the Whispers because of Aerith/Sephiroth’s intervention or because the Whispers need you to see them.
That create some interesting choices, which might combine, ‘cause they’re not mutually exclusive:
1. Rufus finds/saves Wedge, or the Whispers are bringing Wedge to him (very unlikely, but you know, overthinking is so fun). He was minding his own businnes, and Wedge suddenly appears. If this happens, I don’t think he’s gonna kill him...Because Avalanche (and because if you resist Wedge’s puppy eyes you don’t have a heart, nor a soul). Yes, he’s ruthless, I know, but there are times during the story in which he doesn’t behave like a complete dickhead. Very few times. But maybe the Whispers need for Rufus and Wedge to meet, and maybe that’s what happened in the hall.
Also, my useless rambling neuron got stuck over a very stupid, very impossible, but very cute idea why Rufus wouldn’t kill him: what if Wedge and Rufus know each other? Barret and the other knows his face, but what about Wedge? Maybe somehow they casually met in Junon, or (god forsake it, my heart) even before in Midgar he saved him from whatsoever situation and he never mention it? Chances are never really zero in FFVII, but I’m well aware that this is far-fetched...like, a lot. 
How cute would it be if Wedge woke up with Rufus crouched down there, skeptically looking at him.
‘What are you doing here?’
To which he would chirp “Hey Rufus, long time no see! How’re you doing? I thought you were still in Junon.”
‘I’m the boss here, I ask the questions. What are all these creepy things flying around.’
“Well, I don’t have that much of a clear idea...Also, you’re not my boss!“
‘That’s not helping. Also, technically, yes Wedge, I am.’
”Huh?”
‘I’m Rufus Shinra. (smug smirk)’
“I know that dummy (Rufus would scrunch up his face), what I don’t understand is how that would make you my boss. Blowing up one of your reactors using your explosive can’t make me pass as construction worker.” 
‘I am not your boss because of Shinra. I am your boss because I’m the boss of the boss of your boss.’
“WAIT, WHAT?!”
*Whispers taking him away*
2. Sephiroth has a brief chat with him during the moment he’s left on his own (while we’re fighting his true self in the singularity). In the OG, Rufus always had this incontrollable drive to find Sephiroth, an inespicable and obsessive draw to hunt him down, which only Cloud match (and he’s the one guarding Jenova’s remants in Advent Children...). And no, it’s not because he killed his father...we know how idyllic that relationship was. That spark could have been started here.
3. A combination of the two. Because why not.
4. Something else within him helped the trigger.
Speaking about this, I discovered some interesting info. The Remake has retconned his age from 25 to 30, flopping back his birthday from 1982 to 1977. Five years shouldn’t make that much of a difference. We can agree, artistic licence. 
Too bad 1977 is also the exact same year Jenova’s remnants have been discovered...As well as the very start of the machination for Project S and Project G.
Using Dirge of Cerberus as reference, 1982/1983 should approximatly be Sephiroth’s birthyear. Which leaves 5 years of preparation.
Is this a coincidence? Maybe. Or maybe the president let Hojo start to experiment on baby Rufus as he saw fit. Nobody would convince me that the president wouldn’t have done it, those two are just too fucked up. That could explain why he was so flipping good with a shotgun since he was 10, why he managed to face a SOLDIER without turning into minced meat (he didn’t show negative repercussions because he could have been resistant to mako poisoning, like Zack; plus he is the only human enemy with some resistance to Poison and Magic), why the president didn’t kill him when he sided with the Turk’s assassination attempt. That wasn’t paternal love; that was probably Hojo interceding to not have a succesfull test subject except Sephiroth eliminated, promising to have him brainwashed.
Like Cloud, despite Jenova’s cells, he wouldn’t be able to see the Whispers by his own. But Sephiroth, or Aerith, might have flipped the switch in some way. Or even Jenova’s or n#2′s bodies, to which we still have no idea what happened.
4.1. The annoyed/angry glare This could also be another reason for the angry/annoyed glare he shoots Tseng, like he’s saying “You know what I am” or “You know taking me down is not that easy”. The first one reminds me of Cloud’s line to Jessie...the look is pretty similar.
Another interpretation of this expression could be that he actually has, from time to time, some odd quirks or weird moments, residues of the mako treatment/cells' interaction. It is very likely that if that’s true, Tseng - and maybe even Rude and Reno - witnessed them.
That wouldn't surprise me: he’s sporting some serious dark circles under his eyes in this scene.
So, he could be also saying “What? Are we doing this again? You still think I’m frail and crazy? Do I have to beat that out of you like last time?”
5. He touched Jenova’s blood; it wouldn’t be that improbable, since it was smeared all over the floor. That might have done the trick by itself, or, if connected to point 4, he could have been drawn to it by the cells within him, which could have worked as catalyst. 
6. Any combination of two or more of the previous points. It’s Nomura Testuya we’re talking about, they could all be true for what we know. He’s a goddamn psycho: it’s easier to build a house with a sand-pail and a plastic shovel than understand Kingdom Hearts' series plot .
 Too many questions, but the revelation that Rufus can see the Whispers is very intriguing; the whispers needs him for something. Destiny needs him for something. That makes him an even more valuable character that he already was in the OG, and I’m glad they’re doing it. 
Nobody seems to be left behind (in character development sense) this time.
We can only wait and hope.
Wish you all the best, Rufie (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ✧゚・: *
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otonymous · 5 years
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The nsfw alphabet with Lucien bc I’m wondering what Lucien things are
Hi dear Anon!
Thanks for this fun Ask!  This was my first time working with the NSFW Alphabet prompt, and it was lots of dirty fun!  The fact that it’s about Lucien is a massive cherry on top 😂  Hope you enjoy it and happy reading! 💕
Warning: NSFW/18+:  Explicit/graphic language — reader discretion is advised.  
The ABCs of Lucien (MLQC Headcanon - NSFW)
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Lucien will gently wipe you clean with the softest towels while your legs are still trembling from his previous onslaught
Plants soothing kisses on your knees, stomach and upper thighs
He’s got that tall glass of water already waiting on the bedside table
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He’s weak for your ankles, especially the area around the achilles tendon
His favourite body part: his eyes, because he loves seeing all the colour you bring into his world
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)
Has no qualms about coming anywhere on your body, but especially loves coming inside you (creampies galore) and in your mouth
If you swallow, he’s on cloud nine and instantly ready for round two (the refractory period doesn’t exist for Lucien)
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He loves to watch you shower (you may or may not be aware of it)
He’s shaving, but also staring intently at your reflection in the mirror as you soap yourself behind the glass of the shower stall
The man is entranced as he follows the soapy bubbles with his eyes, trailing down your neck, sliding between your breasts…going all the way down to the apex of your thighs
Bonus points if he sees YOU shaving
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
You best believe this man is experienced
There’s a reason they call him Professor — the man will school you in the ways of love 
Capable of getting you all hot and bothered with a single glance
This man’s hands, lips and tongue will anticipate your every need and desire
One night with him will ruin you for anyone else
F = Favourite Position
Lucien has a couple of favourites
Cowgirl: because he loves studying your facial expressions as you’re grinding and impaling yourself upon him.  Lucien loves to watch you reach your hand down to touch yourself at the same time.
Missionary: the professor loves the versatility of this position, as he can increase the depth with which he’s plowing into you just by throwing your legs over his shoulders — plus it allows him to plant kisses on his favourite body part of yours: the ankles
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)
There is absolutely nothing funny about getting fucked to within an inch of your life (although you can feel free to laugh about it afterwards)
Sex with Lucien is INTENSE — you can hardly breathe when he’s really pounding into you, let alone laugh
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Lucien is impeccably groomed and always fresh
Everything matches
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Very intimate — Lucien loves to look deeply into your eyes as he’s buried to the hilt in you; it almost feels spiritual at times
His dirty talk game is strong AND romantic at the same time
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Lucien masturbates daily, while thinking about you (especially when he’s in the shower)
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Doing the deed in public — the man thrives on the thrill of almost getting caught
He actually loves it when people wise up to what the two of you were up to
Anything goes as long as no one actually walks in on you
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
His office at the research centre
Also enjoys bending you over a desk in an empty lecture hall
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
All that you are is Lucien’s biggest turn on
He loves whispering filthy sweet nothings in your ear in public, just to observe your embarrassed reaction
A big fan of black lingerie, fishnet stockings, garter belts
He’s your slave when you show up completely bare beneath a sleek trench coat, your outfit accessorized only by a pair of stilettos and a string of pearls around your neck
Bite your lip as you touch yourself in front of him - Lucien loves it when he gets a private show
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
Lucien doesn’t share, so multiple partners, threesomes, open relationships, etc. are out of the question
Other than that, anything goes with this seasoned professor
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Enjoys both, but especially loves making you come with his mouth alone — the man lives to study every minute reaction of yours to every flick of his tongue
The professor has a silver tongue in more ways than one  😉- you have never come so fast from oral alone
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Lucien is versatile and adapts his pace to whatever the situation calls for
Lovemaking is often a mixture of both: starts off slow and sensual only to evolve into something rough and wild, and if the man is in a teasing mood (read: often), he will pull back to a relaxed rhythm just as you’re about to climax, driving you insane
He will typically jackhammer into you right when he’s about to come, leaving you breathlessly gasping for air and raking your nails down his sculpted back, biting into the firm flesh of his broad shoulders because you’re past the point of screaming
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He loves sex with you in general and all its variations
You’ll often engage in quickies since he has a penchant for taking you at any place and any time (read: public sex)
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
As long as it doesn’t involve anyone else other than the two of you, Lucien is game to try anything
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
The man is a rabbit
Lucien is definitely not lacking in the stamina department and will have you screaming his name for hours until your voice becomes hoarse
His refractory period is so short, it’s almost unbelievable — he’s capable of getting hard again almost immediately after he climaxes
He often has to hold back for your sake
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
The only toys he has are the ones he procured to use on YOU
Lucien loves to see you pushed to the edge of what your body can handle in terms of sexual stimulation
Professor Kink™ insists on having you insert a discrete bluetooth-controlled vibrator before you attend his lectures, just so he can activate it in the middle of his talk, right when he’s walking by your seat in the packed lecture hall.  Ever the talented multitasker, Lucien is capable of teaching even as he’s admiring the bright flush of your cheeks and the tremble of your legs
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
Didn’t you know that teasing is Lucien’s middle name? (and you wouldn’t change a thing)
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
The man can get LOUD with his low, sexy moans and he could care less about who hears — he wants the world to know he’s fucking you
The way that he moans and hisses through his teeth when he first enters your wet warmth drives you insane with desire
Has a tendency to pant softly in your ear just as he’s about to come (right before he sucks your lobe into his mouth)
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Lucien loves to discreetly slip his hand beneath your skirt when you guys are riding on a crowded bus
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
The professor is well-endowed: above average length and girth, with a slight upwards curve
The man is cut
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
He maintains his composure well, but you will also find his picture in the definition of “Thirsty”
The man’s sex drive is sky high when it comes to you (and only you)
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
It takes a lot to tire Lucien out, so you’re more likely to fall asleep before he does
He loves to watch you drift off to sleep with a satisfied smile on your face after being so thoroughly fucked
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ashis2gay4u · 5 years
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Heroes Of Olympus Heathers! AU
Here's the character list, in case people get confused:
Veronica: Percy Jackson
JD: Nico di Angelo
Martha D: Annabeth Chase
Heather C: Nancy Bobofit
Heather M: Silena Beauregard
Heather D: Drew Tanaka
Ram S: Luke Castellan
Kurt K: Octavian Augur
Big Bud Dean: Hades di Angelo
Veronica's Mom: Sally Jackson
Veronica's Dad: Poseidon Jackson
Kurt and Ram's Dad's: Hermes Castellan / Jeremy Augur
Ms. Fleming: Hecate Hearths
Principal Gowan: Zeus Skyson
'[text]' signifies what Percy is writing in his journal.
Now, on to the story!!
~
Percy Jackson stepped into the high-school, taking a deep breath as he tightened his grip on his open journal and pen. Another first day at Hell.
A boy bumped into him, one of the jocks.
Percy froze, and glared at him, "Hey, don't be a dick-"
The jock laughed, "What did you just say to me, bitch?" he asked.
"N-nothing," Percy replied, inching away, realizing who he was.
"That's what I thought, wimp," he said, smirking. His best friend walked up to them, and pushed Percy into a locker.
'Introducing Octavian Augur, the lead quarterback of the football team, and his best friend Luke Castellan, the captain.'
'Octavian allows his dick to lead him everywhere, and has a sense of cruelty regarding everybody. He's also the smartest guy on the football team, which is like being the tallest dwarf. Luke is charming, but is obsessed with being known. He did everything and anything to make sure people knew where he stood, and who he was.'
"What you got there, sissy? A diary?" Luke laughed, pointing at it.
"What a fag," Octavian added, knocking it out of his hands.
Percy watched in distaste as the two high-fived, and went to pick up his journal, only to find his best friend Annabeth Chase standing there, holding it out to him.
"Here you go, Seaweed Brain," she said, smiling.
Percy smiled back, taking the journal from her and cradling it against his chest, "Thanks, Wise Girl."
"No problem, Perce."
"Another year of Hell, and then University or College. Did you get your applications replied to yet?" Percy asked, opening his journal to continue his entry.
"Yep, all of them."
"You sent out ten, how in-"
"You must forget why you call me 'Wise Girl', Seaweed Brain," she teased, laughing as he blushed. "What about you?"
"Nothing. I sent out five, and no reply from anywhere. I'm doomed if I can't get into New Rome University, it's where Uncle Neptune and Dad went and they're both top-notch marine biologists."
Annabeth hummed, staring off into the distance. He followed her gaze, and found them both staring at Luke's ass.
"Annabeth-"
"I know, I know... But he has to still love me, I know he does..."
Percy was about to speak up, when people started clearing out the hallway. He quickly pulled Annabeth aside, and watched as the "Heathers" walked by.
They aren't all named Heather, but they definitely fit the trope in their own way; gorgeous, dumb, and cruel.
The first Heather stepped out, brushing her long, claw shaped, hot pink nails through her hair. She wore her usual emerald green outfit as she strutted down the hall, winking at the popular boys and sneering at the geeks and rebels.
'Introducing Drew Tanaka, the "Beauty Queen".  Bulimic, narcissistic, and obsessed with sex. Has a mean streak a mile wide.'
Percy didn't like her at all.
The second Heather stepped out, giggling as she stared at her phone, probably texting her boyfriend. She wore her usual yellow attire, which she somehow managed to pull off despite her black hair and crystal blue eyes.
'Silena Beauregard, the "dumb" one. She was sweet and kinder than the other two, but she got picked on for it often by her two best friends.'
Percy liked Silena, they used to be friends when they were younger, but then high school came and they stopped talking. He's sure she doesn't even know his name anymore.
The final Heather stepped out, donning her blood red clothes and scrunchie. She walked to the front of the group, seeming unimpressed with her friends.
'And last but not least, Nancy Bobofit, the queen fuckin' bee...'
Percy paused in his writings, before smirking.
'She is a mythic bitch.'
People started whispering about them, saying how they'd wish they were nicer, how pretty they were, how sitting at their table even once grants immunity, etc.
One guy made a creepy comment about a basement, nudity, a camera, and rats, but he chose to ignore it for his own sanity.
He watched as they went into one of the few non-gendered washrooms, fitted with three toilets, three stalled urinals, and three sinks each.
He suddenly felt the urge to pee, and after giving Annabeth a look of "wish me luck" he followed them in, heading into the first stall he saw.
Toilet, dammit all.
He could hear Drew puking in the stall next to his, and he cringed inwardly as Nancy said, "Pull it together, Drew. Bulimia is so last year."
"Yeah, Drew, maybe you should see a doctor," Silena added helpfully in a softer tone.
"Maybe you're right, Silena, I should."
The door opened, and the voice of Hecate Hearths, the student counselor, rang out into the room.
"Ah, Nancy, Silena..." She paused as she heard Drew puking again, "...And of course, Drew. Didn't you hear the bell? You're all late for class."
Percy quickly set to work in his journal, a plan forming in his head.
"Drew isn't feeling well, we're helping her," Nancy said sweetly. Her voice made Percy's blood boil, but he knew he couldn't back out now that the note was finished.
"Actually, Miss Hearths, I have the hall pass right here!" Percy said, flushing and stepping out of the stall.
Drew was now standing next to her friends, and the three of them stared at Percy in shock and awe.
Miss Hearth checked the note, and nodded. "Alright, but get back to class soon!"
As soon as she was gone, Percy found himself cornered by the three girls.
"Who are you?" Nancy demanded, glaring at him.
"P-Percy Jackson."
"Why would you do that?" Drew questioned next, eyeing him suspiciously.
"I want immunity," he blurted, "If you let me sit at your table just once, no talking necessary, people will think you at least tolerate me and leave me alone."
Nancy laughed, "Seriously?"
"I also do report cards and late slips!" he added.
"What about prescriptions?" Drew asked curiously.
"Drew!"
"Sorry, Nancy."
Nancy grabbed his chin, squishing his cheeks, and moved his face side to side, "For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure..."
"And a symmetrical face!" Silena said excitedly, "If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have two matching halves. Very important!"
"Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds," Drew said, smirking at him.
"You know, this could be beautiful... Some eyeliner, maybe some light eye-shadow and mascara, and we're on our way. Silena, get this boy some blush, and Drew I need your brush. Let's make him beautiful~"
"Let's make him beautiful!" the other two repeated, doing as they were told.
"Okay?" Nancy asked sweetly as she sat him on the counter of the sink.
"Okay!" Percy said excitedly.
~
Percy was nervous as they all stepped out of the bathroom during second period, his face all made up with a blue-green eye shadow, black eyeliner, red blush, and mascara. His hair was somehow tamed due to Nancy's harsh brushing.
People turned to look at the four of them, and once again, the halls erupted into whispers.
"Who's that guy?"
"Who's the sexy dude?"
"Who is he?"
Nancy smirked and pushed him to the forefront, and Percy gasped as he turned to see Annabeth staring at him, "Percy...?"
"Percy."
"Percy?"
"Percy!"
Everybody started fawning over him, and his face lit up like a lighthouse on the shore at night, "Fuck yes!"
Nancy smirked, turning to the other girls. She nodded her chin at Annabeth, who was staring at Percy with a look of shock.
"Let's see how much of a man he really is," she whispered.
Drew and Silena nodded, giggling.
~
"No, no way!" Percy said, "It'll crush her!"
Nancy's smile faded to a snarl, "Are we gonna have a problem here?" she snapped, glaring him down.
He gulped, backing away.
"You've got a bone to pick?" she advanced, backing him up against the lockers. Drew and Silena moved to block his only two exits.
"You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick? I'd normally slap your face off, and everybody here could watch~" she purred, smirking.
Percy suddenly became aware of everybody watching the scene in silence, and he felt his body begin to tremble in fear.
Drew snatched the note from his hand and headed towards Luke.
He barely managed to get it back from her, but he gripped it like a lifeline as Nancy snapped her head in his direction.
"Well, I'm feeling nice, so here's some advice, listen up, bitch."
Silena, in all her pure glory, began to speak, Drew following her lead.
"I like!" They managed to say it in sync, which scared Percy half to death.
"Lookin' hot, buying stuff they cannot~" Nancy sang, her voice much more attractive than her face.
"I like!"
"Drinking hard, maxing dad's credit card~"
"I like!"
"Skippin' gym, scaring her-" she turned and smirked towards Annabeth, causing Percy's blood to run like ice through his veins, "-screwing him~" she then pointed at Octavian, who waved.
"I like!"
"Killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose!"
He scrambled back as her leg swung up inches away from his face.
It's official, he's died and gone to Hell.
"If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack!" Nancy snapped, advancing again, "Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke, in my Porsche with the quarterback!"
"Honey what you waiting for?" Silena asked, managing to slip the note from his grip.
He reached out for it, only to have Drew block his way, "Step into my candy store!"
"You just gotta prove you ain't a pussy, anymore!" Nancy said, motioning to Silena, who had already delivered the note.
"And step into our candy store~" the three said, smirking.
"Percy, Percy look! Luke just invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me!" Annabeth said, rushing over, the note in hand.
"Color me stoked," Percy said nervously, feeling extremely guilty at the excited look on her face.
"I'm so happy!" she said, seeming on the verge of tears.
"Yeah..." he said, forcing a smile.
~
"McDonald's has always been my place to go, always. No matter where we move, it's always right there!" Nico di Angelo said with a small smile.
Percy laughed, trying to ignore the butterflies in his stomach as he payed for the coffees, "Yeah, but it'll make you fat."
"Not if you work out daily, it doesn't," Nico insisted, "Come on, do I look fat to you?"
Percy, in all his idiocy, made the mistake of eyeing him up and down, hoping Nico didn't notice how his eyes lingered on his lips.
Blushing, he said, "No, you don't."
"Exactly."
"PERCY! WHERE IS MY COFFEE?"
"C-coming!"
"You have some... Interesting choice in friends."
"Yeah, I hate them, but I need them."
"Why?"
Percy said nothing, merely walked out.
~
That question is what was brought to the forefront of his mind as Nancy stood before him, hands on her hips.
"Nobody will talk to you, touch you, or even look at you! You don't get to be a nobody, you get to be dead to everybody!" she screeched, causing his ears to hurt.
Silena giggled, "I know who I'm sitting with at lunch on Monday."
Drew smirked, "Do you, big boy~?"
Percy turned to look at the others at the party, but everybody was turned away.
"I-"
"Come Monday morning... Percy stew will be on the menu~" Nancy purred with a smirk akin to that of a wolves before it tore out the jugular of it's prey.
He fled the party, tears in his eyes.
~
"P-Percy, what are you doing in my room?"
Percy took a deep breath as he stared at the other boy, before smirking, all of his uneasiness fading away as he stepped away from the window.
"I'm sorry, but I really had to wake you."
"W-why?"
Percy's smirk evolved into a huge grin, his cheeks flushing a dark red, "You see... I decided I must ride you 'til I break you~"
"W-what-"
"Nancy says I got to go, you're my last meal on Death Row," he purred, moving to straddle the younger boy, "So shut your stupid mouth, and lose those boxers~"
Nico's face went bright red, and he pulled Percy down for a kiss.
The rest of the night went even better then Percy had hoped it would.
~
"She's dead! Fuck! I just killed my best friend-"
"Percy, calm down, love," Nico cooed, cupping the older boy's face.
"W-we need to call 911-"
"-and get ourselves arrested for murder?" Nico questioned, an eyebrow raised.
"Well, what do you suggest we do?" Percy shouted, on the verge of a panic attack.
"Suicide note," Nico said, standing up and grabbing a pen and paper. "Write."
~
"Hey, Dad!" Hades di Angelo said, smiling at his son.
Nico rolled his eyes, his grip around Percy's shoulder getting tighter, "Hey, son."
"How was work?" Hades asked, before changing his voice, "Oh! It was crazy! They wouldn't let me blow it up, but I did it anyways!"
"That's great, son."
"Thanks, Dad," Hades finally noticed Percy, who smiled weakly and waved shyly, "Hey, Dad, meet my new girlfriend!" he added in a poor imitation of Nico's voice.
"Dad, this is Percy. Percy, this is.. My dad."
"Hello, Percy."
"Hi, Hades..."
"Would you like to stay for dinner?" Hades asked.
"Oh, no... My mom is making my favorite for dinner, fried salmon. With lots of ah... Salt."
"Oh, that's funny, isn't it dad? The last time I saw mom, she was waving out of a building you blew up seconds later."
"Yes, son," Hades said darkly, "Yes, it was."
"Uhm... I'm gonna go..."
~
"Drew! Silena! Open the door!"
"On no, oh no!" Drew laughed, locking the doors.
Silena gave him an apologetic glance, "No, no... No."
"You make our balls so blue~" Luke sang drunkenly.
"They're hanging sadly~" Octavian added.
Percy ran off, tears in his eyes and a burning rage in the pit of his stomach..
~
"Sword fight, eh?" Drew purred, the red scrunchie in her hair standing out against the green outfit she wore.
"What?" Percy questioned, staring at her deadpan.
"The sword fight in your mouth, idiot," Drew snarled.
"What? When-"
"Last night, yeah! Turns out the pretty girl was Percy Jackson dressed in drag!" a kid said from a few meters away.
'What?'
"Oh, everybody is talking about last night, Percy~"
"You bitch-"
"Apparently not like you, mutt. Go slobber on some more cock, eh?"
~
"Sword fight, eh?"
"Nico, I-"
"I know, Sea Prince, I know. Come on, we'll make 'em pay~"
~
Nico smirked as he loaded up his gun, "Not real, just tranquilizers. My grandpa Kronos brought them back from World War two."
"Well... Okay. What do we do though?"
"Plant a note saying they killed themselves for being gay for each other."
"Hah! Brilliant!"
"Mmhmm, they made you cry, so now they'll pay. They'll wake up as laughingstocks."
"I love you," Percy said, kissing Nico.
He hummed against Percy's lips, "Our love is God, baby."
~
"We love our dead gay sons, whether they were pansies or not!" Hermes Castellan and Jeremy Augur said at the funeral, just before Luke's poor mother broke down in tears.
"My son!" she wailed, "My beautiful, beautiful son!"
~
"You're a fucking psychopath! Get the hint, Nico!"
"But, Babe, our love is God~"
"Then God is dead!" Percy screamed, glaring daggers at the other.
He stormed off, ignoring Nico's call of, "You'll be back, sure as day turns into night! Nothing can break our bond!"
~
Silena clung to him, gripping his t-shirt so tightly he was scared her nails would cut into his skin through the fabric.
"I stand in a boat... On a raging black ocean, low in the water, and nowhere to go... The loneliest lifeboat, filled with people I know..."
"I know, Silena, but don't worry, we'll make it to shore someday..."
~
"Percy, please, talk to us son!" Poseidon Jackson cried, waving the book Moby Dick around.
"Your problems seem like life and death," Sally Jackson added, staring at her son with tears in her eyes, "But believe me, they aren't!"
"You don't know what my life is like!" Percy screamed back.
"Yo, boy, keep it together~" Nancy purred in his ear.
"You've burned that red scrunchie, come join us in Hell!" Octavian and Luke said in unison.
"Somebody's here for you~" Nancy said, smirking.
Percy's eyes widened, and he rushed upstairs.
~
"Don't make me come in there, Percy."
"Go away! I'll scream, and Mom'll call the cops!"
"Don't you want to make s'mores with me? We can smile and cuddle while their screams burn out! Ha! Get it, burn out?"
Percy knew he had only minutes to figure out how to get away, when he spotted the bed sheets.
'He wants suicide so badly? I'll give him one he didn't plan...'
"Percy, open the door! Open the door right now!" Nico snapped, brandishing his gun.
Silence.
"Don't make me come in there!"
Silence.
"On the count of three!"
Silence.
"One!"
Silence.
"Two- Fuck it!"
He kicked in the door, and froze at what he saw.
"No... Percy, why...?" Nico whispered brokenly, dropping to his knees. "You were all I could trust... Please don't leave me alone..."
The hanging body said nothing, merely swung back and forth.
"I can't do this alone," Nico sobbed, yanking at his hair. He suddenly got a crazy look on his face, onyx eyes wide and crazed, his grin so wide it could split his face in half, "Still, I will if I must!
He climbed back out the window, laughing.
"Percy?" Sally questioned, "I brought you a snack, blue cookies-"
She saw him there, hanging in the closet, and screamed.
His eyes opened.
~
"Drop the bomb."
Nico chuckled, "Oh, this little thing? I'd barely call this a bomb..." Percy gaped as the smile on Nico's face stretched, a crazed look in his eyes. “This is merely to trigger the packs of thermals upstairs in the gym, now those are bombs!”
Percy knew he didn’t stand much of a chance against Nico, but he also knew he had to try.
Nobody was going to hurt his friends anymore.
"I'm a fucking dead boy walking, and you're going down with me!" Percy shouted, tackling Nico to the floor.
Nico laughed, "I knew that noose was too loose!"
The gun went skidding far off, and as Percy was just about to reach it, Nico pinned him to the ground, smiling at him crazily. "I don't think so~!"
Just as his hands clasped around Percy's neck, a gunshot rang off.
Percy gave a sob as Nico spat up some blood, his beautiful onyx eyes wide in shock.
And then the unexpected happened.
Nico kissed him, sweet and gentle, before standing up and grabbing the bomb.
~
"I.. Am damaged. Far too damaged," Nico said softly.
Percy merely stared at him, not knowing where this was going.
"But you... You are not beyond repair," he added, looking up at him with a sad smile. He pressed the button on the bomb, the one to set it off.
"Wait-"
"Stick around a little longer, make things better, it's too late for me."
"Please, no!"
"You beat me fair and square..."
"Nico-"
"Please, stand back now, I'm not quite sure what this thing will do... I don't want my Sea Prince getting hurt," the younger replied, motioning with his hand for Percy to back up.
Percy took ten steps back, eyes wide in horror as the timer clicked down.
10.
"A little further..."
Percy took a dozen more steps back, full-on sobbing by this point.
5.
"Our love is God, baby," Nico said with certainty.
3.
"...Say hi to God."
~
"You look like Hell," Drew said with a sneer.
"I just got back," Percy replied, walking up to her.
"Hey-! What're you-"
In one swift motion, he kissed her cheek, yanking the red scrunchie from her hair.
"No more. War is over. We're all damaged, we're all broken up and hurt, but that's okay! We'll heal, all of us! If nobody loves us now, someday, somebody will."
Drew put a hand to her cheek, blushing as she glared, "You stupid-"
"Shut up, Drew," Silena said, "Percy's right."
Percy smiled at her, and she smiled back at him softly.
He turned to Annabeth, who was sat in her wheelchair, "Annabeth, are you free tonight...? I was thinking, maybe, we could hang out..? Rent a movie, something with a happy ending..?"
"Are there any happy endings...?" Annabeth asked softly.
"Maybe not now, but someday there will be," he said confidently.
She smiled, throwing her arms open.
He eagerly obliged, hugging her tightly.
"For now, let's party!" A kid yelled.
For the first time since he first became a "Heather", Percy felt happy, and free.
{La Fin}
~Ashton Bende
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Sarada, Princess of the Saiyans ‘Season’ 1, Episode 4
Hey hey hey! Surprise! Another chapter! :)
No one cares, but anyway I love writing this so here we are. 
Anyway, I hope you guys like it! 
I did make that Masterlist I mentioned past chapter. I’ll be updating the masterlist as I go along, adding the link to every chapter, making a new masterlist for each ‘season’. 
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~The Lupine Sojourner
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God Bless and Good Day!
~The Lupine Sojourner
Much as I hate killing innocent people, I can’t help but almost anticipate this fight. The Saiyan craving for battle was always there, in some way, even if I were merely spectating.
However, that changed when Gohan started trembling, scared out of his mind.
It reminded me just what was happening here; we were about to watch a child get murdered. I know he has a pretty high power level for his age, but that doesn’t change the fact that he couldn’t have been much older than 5. He should still be sparring, not fighting a losing battle for his planet!
But then again, he is the son of a Saiyan, so perhaps he would find some hidden strength like his father and overcome the challenge of the Saibamen. Perhaps.
The bald one glances over. “Gohan, pay attention!” He chides, still in a fighting stance. “Your thoughts are unfocused.” Gohan nods, swallowing. He gets into a tighter stance, eyes narrowing in bravado.
“O-okay!” He says, clearly putting on a brave face.
“You don’t have to be scared.” Piccolo adds, never taking his eyes off us or loosening his stance. Now that I take another look, and have seen them interact more, I notice how similar Piccolo and Gohan’s clothes were and how familiar they seemed with each other.
Had they trained together? Were Gohan and Piccolo student and teacher?
“Right!” Gohan replies, sounding a bit more confident.
That confidence was instantly lost as the Saibamen leapt forward to attack, Gohan returning to a scarred little boy on the battlefield. Despite the fact that he’s our enemy right now, I almost want to protect him.
Luckily, the battle is fought around Gohan, resulting in him looking confused and terrified, but unharmed as his allies take on our henchmen.
That ends, however, when there’s a lull in the fight and one of the Saibamen notices Gohan, attacking instantly. Despite his power level, Gohan can’t seem to block or dodge, taking the hit and going flying. I narrow my eyes.
“For pity’s sake!” I growl, voice low, trying to sound like Vegeta would, arms crossed to prevent myself lashing out at the Saibamen for such a cowardly attack, and to appear irritated at Gohan’s lack of battle prowess. “Doesn’t that boy have any training?” I notice that the Namekian appeared to have heard me, head twitching very subtly in my direction, but the next instant he’s standing protectively in front of Gohan.
Good. At least Gohan has some backup. I think in relief. Maybe he’d survive after all.
The Saibamen stop short, unsure of taking the pair of them on at once.
“Gohan, believe in yourself!” Piccolo snaps. Gohan stares at the Saibamen, still scarred.
“I’ll...try.” He replies.
“Don’t try; do it!” Piccolo growls in response as Gohan gets to his feet, trying that brave face again.
“Right!”
“Awww.” Nappa coos condescendingly. “Isn’t that cute?” Gohan seems a little unsettled by the remark, and I have to play the part of a tough Saiyan, despite actually finding the exchange sweet.
“The teacher and the student, fighting side by side. Warms my heart.” I add, hand dramatically spread over my heart, snide smirk on my face.
I really hate having to wear this mask, but if I take it off, I’m doomed.
“Mine, too.” Vegeta agrees sarcastically, snickering.
“Don’t listen to those jerks, Gohan.” The bald earthling advises. “They’ll get what’s coming to ‘em soon enough!”
Before anyone can say or do anything else, there’s a high pitched voice coming from up above us. “Krillan!” I frown. Who- -what the hell?
Descending from the sky is arguably the oddest couple of fighters I’ve seen in my life.
One was a very muscular earthling (at least, I think he’s an earthling) with three eyes and no shirt. His toned chest was bare, showing off some impressive looking scars and his history with fighting. His pants were of a similar style to Gohan and Piccolo’s, covering half his abdomen, the dark green pants and gold belt highlighting his tanned skin. The oddest part about him was his third eye, centered in his forehead.
The other one...was a mime. His face was white, looking almost painted, with little red circles on his cheeks and wide, childlike eyes. He had a grey tank top on and pants similar to the burly man’s, so I can assume they trained together, like Piccolo and Gohan.
The bald earthling (was he ‘Krillan’?) turns, smiling, to greet the newcomers. “Hey, guys!” He calls. I raise a brow. Was he seriously dropping his guard just because his friends showed up?
“Hi, Krillan!” The mime replies. So that confirms the name theory.
“Thanks for stopping by!” Krillan says as if this were no more than a simple errand run or something. The mime nods. “We could use the help.” I sigh. If they get past the Saibaman, they’d have us to deal with, so it’s pointless even correcting Krillan. I think it’d be better to let our actions speak for us. The big guy narrows his eyes at the Saibamen.
“Looks like the Saiyans brought some of their friends along for the ride.” He muses. Krillan cracks a smile as he glances over at us.
“No...they grew them here.” The two newcomers blink.
“What?” The mime asks.
“Don’t ask.” Krillan replies with a chuckle. The big guy frowns.
“That’s okay; it doesn’t really matter.” Now I’ve heard his voice, I can at least know that this isn’t Kakarot. The big guy then looks at Gohan.
“Who’s the kid? It that Goku’s little boy?” He asks. Krillan nods as Gohan looks at the newcomer.
“Uh-huh. His names’s Gohan. Piccolo’s been training him.” I smirk. That confirms my suspicions about the outfits and their meaning. Burly Guy (that’s what I’ll call him til I learn his name) nods, eyes narrowing in seriousness.
“He’s bold like his father.” Burly Guy notes. The mime smiles and looks ready to say something when Nappa finally gets irritated.
“Enough of this garbage!” He snaps. “Saibamen! I wanna hear them beg for mercy.” I swallow. Here we go. Time to watch this group get killed. The group gets into a fighting stance as the Saibamen prepare to charge. I set my jaw and prepare myself, but then there’s a voice from above that interrupts yet again.
“Wait for me!” It calls, sounding male. Sure enough, a man in an orange training outfit with a blue belt to match Krillan lands near the other earthlings, standing and turning, smiling cockily at his friends. “What’s up?” He asks. “Sorry I’m late.” I sigh.
“He-hey, Yamcha!” Krillan cheers. The newest intruder into our battle, this Yamcha character, smiles in sheer arrogance. I sigh. He doesn’t look all that impressive, similar to the others to be any real threat. He was just cocky, that’s all. His hair is long and unkempt, reminding me of Radditz. I decide I don’t really like Yamcha.
“So, why’s everyone acting so serious around here?” He asks.
“If you’d arrived earlier, you’d know, earthling.” I growl, more to myself than this Yamcha, arms crossing again in genuine annoyance. I hated prolonging a fight like this. Yamcha seems to sober up a little.
“Regardless, Sarada, it’s six against six; their warriors against our Saibamen. It's perfect.” Vegeta adds. I nod.
“Even numbers should be more fun to watch.” I agree. And I genuinely wanted to see how this played out.
“Agreed. This may just prove to be interesting after all.” Vegeta continues.
Nappa chuckles. “I can’t wait.” Vegeta cocks his head to the side as though he has an idea.
“Gentlemen, how would you like to make a match of this and fight our soldiers one by one?” I almost want to hug Vegeta. This way, there’s a chance that, just maybe, a few could survive and I should be able to convince Nappa and my brother to let them live, provided they tell us where the Dragonballs are and how to use them. No one replies immediately, so I spread my arms.
“It’s really in your best interest.” I shrug as if unbothered by the thought of either outcome. “It’s the best offer you’ll get out of us. It should prove an entertaining game, at least.” I add. Please...please take the challenge. Please!
“Well?” Vegeta demands. “You heard my sister. What’s your answer?”
Piccolo growls, setting his jaw as if offended by the offer. “We aren’t here to play games! And we’re not going to fight on your terms!” He snaps. I frown. Crap! “We’ll take you all on at once!” I click my tongue as if to chide him like a child.
“That’s not wise, if you want to survive. Of course, either way, you won’t last long, but you might want to consider Gohan.” Piccolo and Gohan flinch. I knew it was a low blow, the enemy bringing up a point like that, but if I were to convince them to take the offer, this might be the way to do it.
“How dare you bring him into this?!” Picollo roars. I stand my ground, not looking sorry (because I wasn’t) and glaring right back at him.
“He-hey, now. Easy.” Krillan pipes up. “Crazy and cruel as they are, the woman has a point. Besides, we are still waiting for Goku to show up.” Krillan adds. “We could buy ourselves some time if we play it their way.” Piccolo glares at me, and I know I definitely crossed a line. I do feel bad, but if it all works out, I think he’ll forgive me. Gohan moves a little more behind Piccolo and my heart pangs in sympathy. It was scary for me, at first, but I quickly learned I had to be strong. Gohan had to learn that lesson eventually.
Burly Guy steps forward, making up his mind with a confident smirk. “I’ll go first.” He announces. “I’m not afraid of these creeps.” He pounds his fists together in a show of bravery. “It’ll be a good warm up.” Nappa laughs.
“That’s the spirit!” He replies happily. I exhaled in relief. At least they were going one on one. I didn’t care that they were stalling. In fact, I was starting to hope Goku (who I believe is Kakarot) does show up. It’ll be interesting to meet Radditz’s long-lost brother. If he’s as strong as Radditz, he’ll be a good challenge for the Saibamen, if they’re still around by then.
Something tells me they might not be. These Earthlings seem to be pretty confident, but…
“We’ll see how long you last.” I muse, finally about to see some action. Part of me knows it most likely won’t end well, but the Saiyan side of me is excited to finally see what these Earthlings can do.
“Exactly, Sarada!” Nappa cheers. “Fresh meat for the grinder!” I roll my eyes as Burly Man prepares himself. “But just wait! You won’t be so cocky when you see what these ‘little creeps’ can do!” Nappa warns. Burly Guy seems unbothered. The Saibamen cackle in response.
“Alright.” Burly Guy notes, watching the Saibamen laugh. “I hear a lot of noise, but no volunteers.” He taunts. Vegeta then turns to a random Saibaman.
“Alright, you go, but don’t hold anything back, got it?” He instructs sternly. The Saibaman grins in anticipation, nodding and walking closer to his opponent. The mime, appearing very worried for his friend, calls out.
“Tien, be careful!” So that’s Burly Guy’s name. Tien. Somehow, it seems fitting for a no-nonsense, straightforward man as this Earthling appears to be. Just then, as if the universe itself didn’t want any fighting to happen anytime soon, those strange flying machines from earlier appear on the horizon, quickly coming closer. I grit my teeth.
“What an annoying machine!” I growl.
“Of course the news shows up.” Krillan grumbles, as if he too were irritated by the flying machines’ presence and interruption. I then realize what the machines were. It appears, based on what Krillan said, that these machines provided the planet with recordings of major events or anything interesting that was happening. We simply spread news by word of mouth, if I remember right, before we depended on the Scouters to gets new information out. Nappa laughs.
“So, you want some news, do yah?” He notes to himself, and I hear the very faint buzzing of an energy attack being charged. Before I can tell him not to waste energy destroying the news machines, he fires. “Now you are the news!” He calls, as the ball of ki hits one of the center machines. It explodes, causing the few closest to it to explode in a chain reaction. Gohan and Krillan seem shaken as the debris rains down and the few remaining machines retreat. “Good! No more distractions!” Nappa exclaims, “Now what do you say we get this fight started?” The Saibaman nods, and Tien seems ready, as well. The Saibaman and Tien size each other up for a few moments, then the Saibaman grits his teeth and runs forward, slashing at Tien, who seems to use some type of unknown energy move to shove the Saibaman back with two fingers, sprinting after his target with a shout. The Saibaman lands on its feet, leaping out the next instant to open its head and spewing forth the acidic substance it holds in its empty skull. The splash of the liquid reaches to the other Earthlings, who dodge, Piccolo grabbing Gohan to ensure the kid was out of the way. Good. I’d hate to see him get melted cus he couldn’t react fast enough. Although, with his power level, it shouldn’t have been a second thought.
Gohan was proving an interesting study. He seems completely defenseless in battle, but Krillan confirmed that Gohan had trained with Piccolo.
So my guess is this is his first-ever combat experience. The unlucky kid happened to be up against Saibamen and Saiyans. His only hope is potentially in his father’s appearance. And that was an unknown.
“Wow. Thanks.” Gohan mumbles, gazing in terror at the canyon carved by the acid. Tien lands at the Saibaman’s back, leaping toward it with another shout. The Saibaman whirls, and leaps up, but Tien’s leap carries him with the Saibaman, and Tien lands a solid blow to his opponent’s abdomen. The Saibaman is winded, falling to the ground with a pained expression on its face.
“What?! Impossible!” Nappa exclaims.”
“Calm down.” I retort. “We noticed the original three had been training. The newcomers seem to have prepared for our arrival as well. Besides, the Saibaman hasn’t lost yet.” Even as I say that, however, the Saibaman crumples to the ground, twitching and unable to get up. “...never mind.” I growl, embarrassed at being proven wrong so quickly. Krillan and the mime cheer their friend’s victory as Tien lands.
“Go, Tien! Great move!” Krillan congratulates.
“Alright!” Gohan adds, smiling happily. I notice the Saibaman seeming to recover a little, but hold back that information.
“You’re the best, Tien!” The mime chimes in.
“Thanks.” Tien replies, sounding just barely winded from his fight. Perhaps he was right; maybe his power level was such that the Saibaman was a good warm up. Vegeta gets his ‘I’m disappointed and annoyed’ face, glaring at the Saibaman who was still on the ground.
“Looks like you got hold of a weak batch, Nappa.” He growls. I step forward, knowing what was about to happen.
“Hold on. I just said the Earthlings more than likely trained to prepare for our arrival. It’s possible he just got a lucky shot in.”
“Yeah!” Nappa agrees shakily, stunned the Saibaman was defeated and also aware of the cost of its defeat. “These Saiabaman are all good! These’re the same ones that survived that crazy battle on Traddick.” I flinch. I have scars from that insane battle. We’d been ambushed, barely getting the Saibaman out in time to get their help. If we hadn’t, it could’ve spelled disaster for us. I could have lost Vegeta… “He should’ve won!” Nappa continues, cutting off that train of thought, thankfully. It wasn’t a pleasant trip. “His power level’s 1200!” The Saibaman in question was on its hands and knees, still utterly winded after Tien’s punch. “All of these Saibaman have the same fighting power as…” He realizes who he’s talking about and why it wasn’t a good defense and stops short of naming him.
“As who?” Vegeta presses, smirking. He knew who Nappa was about to name.
“As...Radditz.” Nappa continues, swallowing. Vegeta’s smirk increases.
“Now do you see my point?” Vegeta asks.
“Well…”
“Don’t stress yourself.” I interject, smirking. Sometimes, Nappa was a little slow. It was kinda fun to tease him.
“Yes. Leave the thinking to me and Sarada from now on.” Vegeta adds. I sigh. Now that we addressed the issue of the Saibaman’s power level, it was time to deal with the Saibaman’s failure.
Tien walks toward his companions and the Saibaman begins to get back on this feet. “Tien, that one’s getting back up!” The mime warns, fear in his eyes. Tien turns to look as Vegeta raises two fingers.
It was over in an instant. One second, the Saibaman was there, the next Vegeta extends energy-riddled fingers and the Saibaman explodes.
Everyone but me is stunned. The earthlings look on in terror at the remains of the poor Saibaman. I sigh softly, but don’t let myself react too much.
Nappa, however, does not. “Vegeta, why?!” He exclaims.
“He wasn’t of any use to us anymore.” Vegeta replies apathetically.
“I know, but...he was...alive!” Nappa insists. As part of the act, I scoff.
“Don’t tell me you’ve gotten soft, Nappa.” He flinches a little, knowing what being soft would mean. I agreed with Nappa, but had to play the part of the tough Saiyan Princess.
“N-no, Sarada. Of course not. I just...I don’t understand.” Nappa presses.
“It would have been pointless to let him continue, Nappa.” Vegeta cuts in, “He was losing, which leads me to believe he wasn’t trying his hardest.” He glares at the other quacking Saibaman who now understood the stakes. Death to the Earthlings or death to Vegeta. “I specifically told him not to hold anything back.”
“Whoa. Talk about ruthless.” Krillan mumbles, eyes still wide in surprise. I then notice Piccolo observing with a grim expression. He knew the stakes if they lose.
What he didn’t know was that I would try to spare him and perhaps Gohan, as well, if things play out right. And then try to get Piccolo to tell us everything he knows about the Dragonballs.
Now to see if I can pull this off. “So, who’s going next?” Vegeta asks. The Saibamen now seem a little reluctant to join in, having witnessed Vegeta’s execution. Nappa grits his teeth, knowing what might happen if none of them volunteer; Vegeta could decide to exterminate all of them.
“Alright, if no one steps up, we’ll have a free-for-all!” Nappa growls. Piccolo narrows his eyes.
“That’s fine by me. Let’s do it!” Krillan, surprisingly, steps forward, suddenly looking brave.
“No. I’ll go next.” He announces. Yamcha, too, steps forward, shocking everyone.
“Hold on, Krillan.”
“What’s up?” Krillan asks, a little unnecessarily. It should have been obvious.
“Let me go, would yah? I’m really anxious to show these guys what we’re really all about down here on this planet.” I grin. He was a brave one, no doubt. I almost want to know just how long he’d last against the Saibamen.
Krillan frowns. “That’s great, but I’ve got this one, okay?” Yamcha shakes his head.
“You already been wished back with the Dragonballs once.” I raise a brow. There was a limit to the times you bring someone back from the dead? How interesting. “I haven’t.” Yamcha continues, “So if anything happens, at least we know that I can be revived.” I found that a solid plan. Too bad they’d likely all die here. To Saibamen, or us Saiyans. “Sit this one out, Krillan. You’ll get your chance, don’t you worry about that.” Krillan sees his friend’s bravery and acquiesces.
“Okay...he’s all yours.” Krillan replies. Nappa laughs.
“How touching. I’m all warm and tingly. Heh.” He turns to a random Saibaman. “Now go kill him!” The 180-degree turn in what Nappa said makes me laugh. Coincidentally, it made it seem like I was mocking Yamcha, so it worked out.
Yamcha readied himself. “Alright then! C’mon! Let’s get this over with.” Vegeta chuckles.
“This one seems eager.” He notes. I nod. However, something told me this wouldn’t end well for the Earthling.
“Yeah, right. Eager to die, that is.” Nappa replies as the Saibaman approaches its opponent. Yamcha runs into action, the pair evenly matched as the fight reaches a new speed, almost invisible to the untrained eye.
It appears that Gohan doesn’t have trained eyes, looking around like he can’t see what’s happening.
“They vanished!” Gohan exclaims in shock. I smirk. The poor boy.
I could have seen what was happening before I could throw a punch. Father made sure to let Vegeta and I watch fights to get used to seeing intense, fast-paced action. It was almost shameful Gohan hadn’t been taught how to follow fights like this by now.
“Nonsense!” Piccolo retorts, as if a little embarrassed by his student’s lack of progress. “They’re just moving very fast! Try to feel out their energies!” He snaps. It was sweet he was turning this into a solid teaching moment, but it also revealed a weakness in Gohan. Although, it seemed that hole in the boy’s training was about to be filled.
Gohan frowns. “Feel their energies?” I also frown. Was that actually possible? Piccolo nods.
“All of us are watching them right now except you, Gohan.” Piccolo explains, and sure enough, Krillan, the mime, the Tien were all watching alongside Vegeta, Nappa, and I.
“What?! You can see them?!” Gohan asks incredulously. He then narrows his eyes in concentration. “...M’kay…” He mumbles, trying to watch the fight, too. It was frankly kind of adorable, the warm feeling almost entirely foreign to me. Unfortunately, I couldn’t outwardly express it.
“Don’t focus on a specific point.” Piccolo instructs. “Let your eyes take in your entire surroundings.” I wonder if he’s teaching Gohan to sense energies and try it out for myself, letting my eyes take in everything they could. “Remember, you’re not trying to see their bodies, but the light the energies of their bodies gives off.” Piccolo continues, and I’d almost swear he was speaking directly to me. It felt...weird, so I stop and watch the fight as I had done before, heart feeling oddly unsettled. Luckily, neither of my companions had noticed, and it doesn’t seem anyone else had, either, so I pretend I’d never stopped watching normally.
“Stupid Namekian.” I grumble, so softly I almost couldn’t hear myself. He’d unsettled me, and I couldn’t afford to let it happen again.
“I can hear them, Piccolo!” Gohan says after a few moments. I continue watching the fight. It was going rather slowly, all things considered. They were pretty evenly matched, turns out, so the fight was dragging on.
“Good. Now stay relaxed. Continue to look. Don’t blink your eyes.” Piccolo tells Gohan. Despite myself, I stow those instructions away to try again when the Namekian wasn’t there to unsettle me. The ability to sense energies was most unusual and I wanted to try to learn how it.
Gohan continues to follow his teacher’s instructions, moments later gasping in shock. Piccolo seems happy. “Now you see.” He notes. I smile a little, feeling happy Gohan was finally catching up. Eventually, the Saibaman leapt up, so did Yamcha, but Yamcha seemed to have a plan, zipping around the Saibaman so he was above it, then he unleashed a kind of energy attack with a shout, slamming the Saibaman into the ground with enough force to make a crater. To be honest, I was surprised. I was so certain he wouldn’t last against the Saibaman. Huh. The earthlings were all cheering as Yamcha descended.
“Alright!” Krillan exclaims.
“Wow! Great!” Gohan adds. Suddenly, I noticed the Saibaman twitching as if to get up. It’s then I remember the Saibaman can self-destruct. Uh-oh.
“That’s two!” Nappa cries, absolutely stunned. Yamcha lands, looking at his handiwork for a moment then he turns to us.
“Wow. That was easy. Guess we’re in a different league altogether than your little green goon squad.” I narrow my eyes. I definitely didn’t like Yamcha.
“You cocky- -” Nappa begins, fist clenched.
“Nappa!” Vegeta interjects. “Relax.” He orders.
“Now then, what d’you say I take on the other four by myself?” As Yamcha spoke, the Saibaman was starting to actually move to stand. I knew then it was over for the cocky Earthling. The Saibaman would use self-destruct and Yamcha would be dead.
“Yamcha, are you nuts?!” Krillan exclaims. I grin.
“By all means, if you think you can, earthling.” I laugh. It was easy to mock someone I don’t like.
“Indeed, Sarada.” Vegeta agrees, laughing as well. “That, I’d like to see.” His grin turns sinister. “Too bad I won’t get the chance.”
“Oh, yeah? Bring ‘em on!” Yamcha shoots back. I force myself to watch as the Saibaman leaps up, almost too quick for anyone to see, latching on to Yamcha tightly.
Vegeta smirks, pleased the Saibaman was giving everything he could. Piccolo notices Vegeta’s smirk and his eyes go wide.
“It’s over.” He mumbles.
“Oh no!” Gohan cries. Piccolo was right; it was over. Yamcha could struggle all he wanted, but nothing could spare him. Seconds later, the Saibaman detonated. The Earthlings were stunned, Vegeta was still smirking.
“Well. I guess it’s a draw.” He muses, as if discussing a turn in the weather.
“Too bad.” I reply, sounding mocking but being surprisingly sad about the death. It was a horrible way to go; basically ambushed with no way to defend yourself. “I would have liked to see him try all the Saibamen.”
“Kamikaze; no way to defend.” Piccolo says, staring at the crater holding the body of his ally, laying limp and lifeless. Gohan seems pale, eyes wide in terror.
Was this his first glimpse of death?
“Is he..?” Krillan sprints over in the vain attempt to see if his friend was somehow alive. Krillan put his ear on Yamcha’s back to try and hear a heartbeat.
As reality sinks in, Krillan trembles. “No...he’s dead…” Krillan almost seems mad. I suppose I’d be mad, too, far beyond mad, if anyone killed Vegeta. I honestly don’t want to know what would happen if anyone killed Vegeta.
Shaking myself, I watch as Krillan’s fists clench and he slowly stands. Vegeta laughs beside me, but I can’t bring myself to even try to force a laugh.
“N-now, why’d yah go and have to be the hero, you big stupid jerk?” Krillan asks with a shaky voice. “It was my turn to fight! It should have been me in there!” The pang of survivor’s guilt was almost a physical blow to my chest. It was such a raw, emotional confession, and done in front of his enemies, that I couldn’t help the prickle of tears. I blink them back before anyone can see, unknowing of Namekian eyes briefly registering shock in my direction before returning to his grieving companion.
I’m reminded, watching Krillan on the verge of a breakdown, that they have matching outfits.
Likely, that means they fought together, training together and forming a friendship.
A friendship cut off too soon. The weight sinks onto my shoulders and I remain quiet. Krillan’s grief morphs into almost anger then. “You hear that, Yamcha?! You can’t die! It should’ve been me! It should’ve been me!” I sigh.
“Oh, shut up!” Nappa roars suddenly, tired of Krillan’s display. “It doesn’t make any difference how goes down first!” He growls. “Don’t you get it?! You’re all gonna die in the end!”
“Calm down, Nappa.” Vegeta orders. “Give them a moment to clear this trash off the battlefield.” I roll my eyes. Vegeta was always insensitive. That’s why I don’t talk to him about anything emotional or vulnerable.
He would think I’m weak, and I can’t afford to be seen as weak. So I remain quiet when I want to speak up. Krillan stands up, clearly enraged by Vegeta’s callous statement.
“How dare you!” Krillan growls. He turns to his allies. “You guys stay outta this!” He snaps. “This is between me and them now!” He looks at his dead friend. “Okay...this one’s for you, buddy. I won’t let you down again.”
“You’re right. You won’t live long enough to let anyone down again.” I taunt. If he was angered, he might be able to unleash a better attack and maybe he could win. Who knows?
“Shut up!” Krillan barks. “Now c’mon! I’m ready!” I cross my arms. If he wanted to throw his life away trying to deal with four Saibamen all at once, by all means, I wouldn’t stop him. He was far too blinded by grief and rage to listen to reason anyway. “I’ll take on all four of those goons at once!” Krillan challenges. I must admit, he had a lot of guts when he was this angered. “Just like Yamcha was gonna do.”
“Careful.” I call before I can stop myself. “Yamcha was cocky, and look where that got him.” I make it sound like a taunt, but I meant the warning. He didn’t have to needlessly die, especially not like this.
However, Krillan’s hands go up, energy glowing off his skin as he powers up for his fight. “You need to shut up! Send out the goon squad already!” Krillan roars at me. I blink. He really wanted to take them all on…
The poor fool would never make it out alive. He was doomed.
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scandalouskc · 6 years
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fix me neighbor ☁︎ lee.byounggon
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hey guys! i’m sorry for the unannounced hiatus. things have been hectic and i’m only now getting back into writing. i’ll try my best to get consistent with my writing so that the readers, of not only this series, but my imagines, are satisfied. i hope you enjoy chapter three!
- C
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3 HOURS AGO
jaehwa sat on her couch waiting for her boyfriend to show up. midam had promised they’d get to have a date today, he’d been busy with his work and didn’t have the time to spend with jaehwa. he was drowning in his work, and jaehwa could see clearly that he needed a break. he refused, however, and continued to work non-stop. they had gotten into a pretty serious fight about it and stopped talking for a week. midam showed up at her door with flowers in hand and two bags full of things jaehwa adored. expectedly, jaehwa forgave him and they spent the whole day together.
it was great for a few weeks, jaehwa could see midam was trying to manage his time wisely and she couldn’t be happier. that was until it happened again. midam didn’t text or call. he would send her morning and goodnight texts/calls. it was odd that he sudddenly stopped. jaehwa reached out to him, when that didn’t work, she went to his workplace. she confronted him and found out that he had a big project coming up and it could possibly get him promoted if it turned out well. jaehwa felt incredibly guilty, she realized how self-centered she became and let it go.
then this happened. jaehwa was beyond angry. she had waited for an hour, no texts or calls. on the two hour mark, she received a text.
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jaehwa sighed in disappointment. she looked at her outfit, she’d spent the whole week planning the outfit to perfectly match the day midam had planned for them. jaehwa walked back to her room, looked into her closet and looked for something more practical. she found midam’s section of her closet and grabbed a random shirt. the shirt still smelt of him and for a second jaehwa was convinced that midam was there with her, hugging her from behind while whispering sweet nothings and corny jokes in her ear. she changed quickly and sent harin a text. she needed a friend, immediately.
jaehwa walked out of their apartment complex in a hurry, reading to cry her feelings out on harin. harin had always been there for jaehwa, not just for her relationship troubles, but through everything. harin was her anchor and she couldn’t deny it. as she walked outside, she spotted a figure dressed in all black, sunglasses, and a face mask to cover their identity. she wouldn’t have minded their presence, since it was normal for people to dress like this, but they weren’t moving. they simply stared in jaehwa’s direction, there was no one around her and it made jaehwa nervous. she quickly hopped into her car and started it, driving away as fast as possible.
the drive there didn’t calm her nerves though. it was silent, she couldn’t stand the silence. however, she also couldn’t play music. it seemed inappropriate at the time, plus it gave her time to think. she didn’t know whether that was a good thing or not.
after 10 minutes, she parked into the parking garage, right next to harin’s car, and walked to the elevator. it was silent, again. jaehwa wanted nothing more than to lay her head down on harin’s lap and rant about how she was feeling. she tapped her foot impatiently, waiting for the elevator to elevate up to harin’s floor. the doors finally opened and she stepped out. the hallway smelt of oak and fabric softener with a mixture of bacon and febreeze. it was an odd combination of smells and jaehwa wasn’t used to it, it was way different from the smells of harin’s old hallway. that hallway smelt of coffee and the aftermath of a heavy rainfall, it calmed her down enough to spare harin some details of whatever she wanted to say. jaehwa figured she’d have to get used to this smell; with the constant absence of midam, jaehwa began to feel lonely and she knew she’d be around often.
jaehwa knocked on harin’s door and tried to patiently wait. she could smell the tea coming from the kitchen. the door opened and there she came face to face with seunghun. midam’s friend.
“oh! seunghun! what’re you doing here?”jaehwa asked, shocked.
“am i in the right place?”she muttered to no one in particular. she pulled her phone out to make sure she was in the right place.
“you’re in the right place,”harin poked her head out from the kitchen.
“oh thank god, harin.”
jaehwa pushed past seunghun and pulled harin into a hug. harin laughed, but immediately silenced it when jaehwa started weeping.
“hey... what’s wrong?”harin pulled away to inspect jaehwa’s face. she wiped the tears with her thumbs and invited jaehwa to sit. jaehwa was too busy crying to notice herself sit next to yedam. yedam looked at her in concern. he rubbed her back as she continued to sob into her hands. harin ran to get jaehwa’s tea, knowing it would calm her down.
after jaehwa had a sip, she looked up and noticed the boys’ eyes on her.
“oh, hi, boys, what’re you guys doing here?”jaehwa asked, almost like she wasn’t crying just 30 seconds ago.
“jaehwa, that’s not important right now. why were you crying? are you okay? is it midam again? do i have to beat his ass?” harin rapidly asked.
“god harin, you don’t have to beat anyone’s ass. i’m fine. yes... it’s about midam.”
harin rolled her eyes,”god what did he do again?”
jaehwa sighed before explaining to harin and to the boys what she was feeling and why. harin kept quiet and listened intently. she made eye contact with the boys several times, but no one uttered a word until jaehwa was done speaking.
“i don’t know what to say, jaehwa... just give him time. and before you interfere, hear me out. midam is probably really busy with work and stuff of those sorts. i’m not saying you’re being selfish, but i think you should consider his side of the story as well. you never know what might be actually going on with midam,”harin explained.
jaehwa nodded,”on top of that, there was this weird guy looking at me when i was getting into my car.”
harin looked confused and became even more confused when the boys looked amongst themselves like they knew something, it looked suspicious.
“boys, you okay?”harin asked getting their attention.
yedam nodded in panic,”we should get going. nice to see you jaehwa noona, it was nice meeting you harin noona.”
the boys gave the two girls a quick hug and practically ran out of harin’s apartment.
“was it just me or were they acting really weird?”jaehwa inquired.
“they were acting really weird,” harin shook her head,”why don’t you stay the night?”
“you can help me decorate even more and then we can have a movie marathon,”harin wiggled her eyebrows, getting a smile from jaehwa.
jaehwa nodded and the girls began moving.
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duhragonball · 6 years
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Dragon Ball 113
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Now that Emperor Pilaf’s crew is out of the way, King Piccolo can finally get down to business, which is conquering the world.  
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Piano tries to brief Piccolo on the current geopolitical situation, but Piccolo just zaps his whole Powerpoint presentation.     I really like Piano as a character, and I’m not entirely sure why, other than that he sort of reminds me of some of Jabba the Hutt’s entourage in Return of the Jedi.    Functionally, he’s probably like Bib Fortuna, but he talks like C-3PO, and he sort of feels like a team mascot, like Salacious Crumb. 
Also, the dynamic between Piano and Piccolo is kind of interesting.    Piano speaks much more candidly to Piccolo than anyone else, indicating that he’s a close and trusted advisor.   Presumably, Piccolo created him just like Tambourine and Cymbal, which means that Piano is exactly what Piccolo wanted him to be.    And yet Piano doesn’t seem to quite fit Piccolo’s plans.   He tries to act like he’s counseling a real king, but Piccolo’s military and domestic policies essentially boil down to “Break Stuff”.   
I think this points to King Piccolo’s defining character trait.  He’s a horrible, merciless villain, sure, but I think what sets him apart from the others is that he’s a bitter outsider who wants to punish everyone on the inside.   That’s why he wants to topple the legitimate king and usurp his throne.   The Red Ribbon Army was content to establish their own power base someplace else, but Piccolo wants the recognition.   He wants people to know that he’s part of their society--the top part-- whether they like it or not.   
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So with that ambition comes this attitude that he has to make himself look and feel like a real king.    That’s why he surrounds himself with advisors like Piano, that’s why he sits on a throne, and that’s why he wants to move into King Castle.   I don’t think any of these things actually helps him accomplish his goals, but when your goal is basically “Break Stuff”, I guess it doesn’t matter.   King Piccolo doesn’t isn’t really interested in the final outcome of his reign, just so long as he gets to have authority that he can abuse.
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As the pair cruise into the city surrounding King Castle.... You know, I’m just gonna go back to calling it “King’s Castle”.   Funimation added the possessive, and I’m starting to see why.   It just sounds better that way.
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Anyway, it’s the 20th anniversary of King Furry’s reign, so there’s a big celebration with fireworks and a parade and so on. 
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A lot of this episode is designed to set up King Furry as a counterpoint to Piccolo.    He’s everything Piccolo isn’t: modest, peace-loving, a dedicated public servant.
The catch is that King Furry’s record sort of contradicts a lot of the lawlessness we’ve seen in Dragon Ball leading up to his introduction.   Characters like the Ox King, the Red Ribbon Army, and Mercenary Tao seem to be able to do whatever they please.  I’ve always interpreted this to man that KIng Furry may officially rule the entire world, but he has a hard time enforcing his policies in the periphery of his kingdom.  
To be sure, I don’t expect King Furry to be perfect.   It’s likely that the world was a lot worse off before he assumed power, and the peace and prosperity his subjects are celebrating is a relative thing.    I just find it odd that the Red Ribbon Army was a Big Problem just three years ago, and everyone in this episode is acting like that never happened.
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Meanwhile, in the Land of Korin, Goku’s planning to seek help from Korin at the top of Korin Tower.   But he’s all beat up, so Bora suggests that he rest for a few days before making the climb.  But Goku can’t wait, so he says Yajirobe will take him up.    Yajirobe refuses, until Goku tells him that there’s Senzu at the top of the tower, and it’s “Wizard Food”.
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This leads Yajirobe to imagine a cereal mascot making giant food items appear out of thin air.   See, this right here is what all those Harry Potter movies should have looked like.   How hot would that be?   Dumbledore fights Voldemort, and they just keep trying to crush each other under giant pizzas and hot dogs.
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Bora offers to help the boys out by doing a Fastball Special.   Only it’s even cooler than a Fastball Special because he’s gonna throw two people straight up.
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I can’t believe Dragon Ball topped Harry Potter AND the X-Men in this one episode.   Well, actually, I can totally believe it.   This show rules.   Yajirobe grabs Goku’s butt, and Bora grabs Yajirobe’s butt, and we’re off to the races.
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Of course, the animators sneak in plenty of upskirt shots of Yajirobe.   Wotta buncha perverts.
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Once they’re as high as they can get, Yajirobe starts climbin’, crying out ORAORAORA as he goes.   Wow, a JoJo reference too.   This episode has everything.
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Back at King’s Castle... uh... City?   Kingscastletown?  Castle City?   I think I’m gonna start calling it that.
Why are all these soldiers wearing pink?   I mean, they look all right, but they have a real ice cream truck vibe to them.     This makes me wonder if ice cream trucks in this town are Hum-vees driven by army guys in pixelated cookie-dough camo.    That’d be pretty badass.
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So Piccolo’s ready to start invadin’.   First thing he does is T-Pose for dominance, and then he drops right on down on King’s Castle.
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This guy at the gate tells him he can’t go in, and he has a gun, so Piccolo gives up and leaves.   And that’s the end of the story!   Kind of anticlimactic, but it’s a pretty daring way to wrap up a saga like this.   I think the moral here is--
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Just kidding, Piccolo stone cold murders all the guards and just wanders through the castle at will.   Also, Piano finds a bag of chips next to some guy’s corpse and just picks it up like a crow.   This show is amazing.
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Meanwhile, Master Roshi and Chiaotzu are still dead.
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I feel like Tien’s sort of wasting time here.  I guess the last couple of episodes have taken place in roughly real-time, so it’s been maybe about twenty minutes since Piccolo made his wish?   That’s kind of nuts when you think about it.   But it feels like TIen’s been standing around all week.
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The rest of Dragon Team finally arrives, and thank goodness Yamcha’s changed out of his blue tank top and short-shorts.   That outfit looked terrible on him.   Launch, of course, is still wearing her cool outfit from the Tien Saga, because you don’t want to mess with perfection.
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So, just to be clear, Master Roshi is dead....
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And Chiatozu is dead. 
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Yamcha tells Tien that they need to team up to beat Piccolo.  Okay, time out, fantasy booking time.   What if they really did team up, and somehow they found out about the fusion dance, and King Piccolo met his match in... Tiencha!?
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Like, TIencha would just instantly master the Mafuba, because he has Tien’s firsthand knowledge of the technique, combined with Yamcha’s ability to improvise moves like the Kamehameha and Spirit Ball.    But he’d be like, no.   No, this King Piccolo dude needs to pay.    So he’d wear him down with some Dodohamehas, and then polish him off with the Wolf Fang Volleyball Fist.    Then he’d cross his arms and shout “The Power of Tiencha!”
Then Tiencha would be made the new king.   Yamcha and Tien would rule jointly, but they’d use the fusion dance before making any important decisions. 
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But no, we can’t do anything super mega awesome like that.  Instead, Tien wants to go off by himself and master the Mafuba on his own.   Yamcha offers to learn it with him...
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But Tien tells him it would be impossible for Yamcha, since he’s never seen the move performed.  Well neither did Mutaito when he invented it, and so far he’s the only one who ever executed it successfully.
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So Tien flies off on his own, leaving Launch to get all a-flutter over his stoic heroism.  Look, I get what they’re going for here.   This is Tien’s redemption arc, and Yamcha would just be in the way.   But this is a really dumb play.   Basically, Tien’s setting himself up to make the same mistake Master Roshi made.   Even if Yamcha doesn’t stand a chance of learning the Mafuba, he could still help in other ways, and if nothing else, he could be there when Tien tries it, and then if things don’t work out, he’ll finally have firsthand knowledge of the technique, so he can learn it himself.
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Back at the parade, King Furry receives flowers from little girls from different parts of the world.   One of them is Suno from the Red Ribbon Army Saga.   I think this is the first time her hometown is called “Jingle Village”, and I really wish they had used that name back when I needed it.
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Unfortunately, Piccolo blows up a bunch of heavy artillery at the castle, and the explosions finally disrupt the celebration, spoiling Suno’s big moment.
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In hindsight, it probably would have been better to call off the rest of the celebration, but this guy in white only got word that a lone intruder was a the castle, and he thought tanks would be enough to stop him, so he decided not to interrupt the ceremony.   It was the wrong call, but I can’t blame the guy, since none of them had any idea what they were dealing with.   Now that he does know, he suggests King Furry leave the area immediately.
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Furry really doesn’t want to do that, although he’s wise enough to know that his security chief is right.   Piccolo came her to get Furry, so if he can escape the city, there’s at least a chance Piccolo will follow him instead of hurting anyone else.
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Meanwhile this huge dude tries to buy them some time.   From the dialogue, I get the impression that he’s the guy on the security detail they call when conventional weapons don’t work.    So at least King Furry’s staff recognizes that there are fighters in the world strong enough to resist tanks and guns.    It sort of makes me wonder why anyone still bothers with tanks and guns, though.   
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Piccolo offers the guy a job, but he’s not interested.   It says a lot about King Furry that these guys are willing to lay down their lives for him, even against a foe this powerful.   This whole part of the saga feels like an inversion of Goku’s assault on Red Ribbon Headquarters, only now it’s a villain no-selling a bunch of good guys with guns.   But unlike the Red Ribbon soldiers, these guys are motivated by honor and loyalty, rather than denial and fear.  
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To be sure, a couple of other guards see Piccolo kill this dude and they run away, but at this point, I’d say it’s the smart call.   There’s nothing left to defend here but an empty castle, and they’re way out of their league.    All they’d accomplish by staying is to die.
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Unfortunately, Piano spots King Furry making his escape.
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And it doesn’t take long for Piccolo to catch him.
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Elsewhere, a kid asks his mom if there’s anyone who can stop Piccolo.
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Suno knows someone.   
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Yeah, Goku’s gonna come back and tear Piccolo apart.   You just wait and see.  
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He just needs a little time to get his shit together.   Hang in there, world.
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Hot Damn
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“Hot damn,” Maia whistles out eyes glued across the room far beyond the desserts table where she and Alec have made camp for the past hour or so.  
Alec looks up from where he’d been decidedly doing nothing on his phone, making it look like he was busy so people that weren’t Maia wouldn’t try to talk to him, and hot damn is an understatement. Standing across the room next to a short red head that Alec barely pays a glance to is the most beautiful man Alec’s ever seen.
He’s tall; at best a couple inches shorter than Alec, Asian with a shock of styled dark hair on his head and a jawline Alec would very much like to lick.
Stop it, Alec chastises himself internally, this is a family friendly office holiday party pull it together.
Except he can’t pull it together, because as he trails his eyes down from the perfect eyeliner he takes in the outfit the striking man is wearing and damn he really does keep getting better. A deep blue paisley jacket fits across his broad shoulders perfectly; hugging his sculpted arms with such perfection that Alec assumes the jacket was sewed onto him before he went out. His long legs are covered in a tight fitting pair of black pants with a matching blue tassel dangling from his belt at his side. Alec is right back to thinking office party inappropriate thoughts of what he could accomplish by pulling the man close by that tassel. He also suddenly wishes he wasn’t just wearing black jeans and a somewhat embarrassing holiday themed button up that Maia had talked him into.
Not that he has a chance with this guy, this man doesn’t just exist in another league from Alec he’s playing a different sport.
“Hot damn is right,” Alec finally says in response to Maia. He’d be a little embarrassed that he said that out loud, but he’d just spent way too long checking out the man there’s no way Maia didn’t notice. Plus it’s Maia; she’s been his best friend since college she’s witnessed nearly every moment of his gay disaster behavior.
Maia chuckles in response bringing her glass of wine to her lips, “I get the sense that unless you’ve suddenly become less gay we’re talking about different people.”
Alec finally turns from his not so subtle staring to look at Maia, “The red head?” He’s not judging, just because he finds women about as sexy as auditing a strangers taxes doesn’t mean Maia hasn’t always had excellent taste in both women and men. That being said he personally can’t see how she’d be able to focus on anyone that wasn’t the shining man across the room.
Who, Alec spots as he turns his attention back to the man, is now smiling and damn is that a gorgeous smile.
“Yup,” Maia says with a pop. “Don’t get me wrong Mr. tall, well-dressed and handsome is pretty too but he’s definitely more your type. She looks like she’s an artist or a musician or something, very my type.”
“I don’t have a type,” Alec says turning back to her with a scowl, which immediately fades when he hears a laugh come from the direction of the man. And it’s deeply unfair that on top of everything he’s got going for him appearance wise this man also has a beautiful laugh.  
“Pretty sure you do now,” she laughs delightedly as Alec’s head whips back in the direction of the laughter sounding once again. “I’ve never seen either of them, do they even work here?”
“Does who even work here?” Bat asks suddenly popping up between them a headless Santa shaped cookie in one hand, startling Alec from his staring contest with Mr. Gorgeous’ hands that are holding onto a glass of wine effortlessly.  Maia gestures forward to the pair that’s caught their attention as she gulps the last of her wine and places the glass on the table next to her.
It’s a good question; one Alec had been too distracted to think about the past few minutes. There’s no way this man works at the magazine, if he did Alec would have noticed him a long time ago and then been promptly fired for never getting any work done because he was too busy planning his wedding to a man with cheekbones that look like they were crafted from marble.
Bat scrutinizes the duo for a moment then a lightbulb goes off, “Oh that’s Clary! She’s new; Ollie just hired her as her assistant yesterday. I don’t know the guy though; he’s definitely someone that doesn’t go unnoticed so I’m sure I’d remember.”
Alec raises an eyebrow, Ollie is one of their co-editors along with her wife and last he checked she wasn’t in need of an assistant, “Aren’t you her assistant?”
Bat shrugs a little sheepishly, “There’s a chance I was getting on her nerves and she handed me over to Sam instead.”
Alec laughs at that. Bat is a lot of things, but the best way to describe him is an acquired taste. He’s been the assistant to five people since he started working at the LGBT+ magazine they all call home and each of them have traded him off after less than three months.
“We’re introducing ourselves,” Maia says swiping Alec’s drink from his hand and gripping his forearm to pull him towards the pair leaving Bat behind with his handful of cookies.
“No we’re not,” Alec scrambles trying to pull his arm from her grip but she refuses to relent.
“Yes,” she says stopping briefly to pointedly look back at Alec. “Yes we are.”
“We don’t even know them,” Alec weakly protests as she starts walking again. He’s not sure if he’s fighting her because he’s scared of a rejection or because he’s scared of the man actually returning interest.
Maia just rolls her eyes, “That’s why we’re introducing ourselves, so we do know them. They’re pretty and we’re pretty which is a nice start, but let’s try and find some more ground to work with.”
He opens his mouth ready to make some sort of additional weak excuse or at least mess with her for calling him pretty but all words fly out the window when they reach the pair, Maia immediately jumping right in as they spot them.
“Hi,” she says pulling out the widest most charming smile Alec’s ever seen her wear. “I’m Maia and this is Alec we’re both writers here, our friend Bat told us you were new to the office and we thought we’d introduce ourselves.”
Clary smiles a little shyly in response but reaches out a hand, “That’s so sweet, I’m Clary and this,” she says gesturing to the beautiful man with the hand not shaking Maia’s, “Is Magnus.”
Magnus. Well the hits keep coming because of course he has a memorable, unique name to go with everything else.
“Magnus Bane,” the man says extending a quick smile to Maia but his hand towards Alec as their eyes meet for the first time. “I don’t actually work here, just a party crasher keeping biscuit here company until she made some new friends.”
Magnus holds onto Alec’s hand a little longer than socially acceptable for a normal introductory handshake. Magnus’ hand is soft and warm with the sharp cool bite of his many rings sending shivers down Alec’s spine.
“Well,” Maia says putting on her best flirtatious smile in Clary’s direction, a smile Clary immediately returns. Alec knows exactly where this is headed, he’s about to be ditched by his best friend with this beautiful man who he’s fairly certain he’ll find a way to make a fool of himself in front of. “She’s definitely made some now. You look like you could use a new drink, come on.” She continues gesturing to Clary’s drink and offering her arm.
Clary smiles again looping her arm into Maia’s as the two walk off towards the makeshift bar on the other side of the room. Maia turns back briefly winking at Alec who replies with a desperate ‘don’t leave me alone on this’ face. A face Maia just giggles at turning her attention back to Clary entirely.
“Well, that wasn’t subtle at all,” Magnus says from behind him.
Alec chuckles taking a deep calming breath before turning back to look at the blinding beauty of the man, “Yeah, Maia’s never been one to hint at what she wants. She’s very confident to say the least.”
Magnus hums in response, his eyes trailing up and down Alec’s form with obvious interest, “Well I guess Maia and I have that in common.”
Alec feels the light blush on his cheeks and attempts to tamp it down as he lifts his hand to the back of his neck in a nervous gesture he’s always relied on. The movement however only draws Magnus’ attention to his arm, which he seems very interested in, causing Alec’s blush to grow a little stronger.
Alec doesn’t know what to say, wishes he could come back with something equally as confident and flirty. Magnus doesn’t seem to mind Alec’s silence though a soft smile gracing his lips as he reaches out not really touching, but brushing lightly over the air in front of the buttons on Alec’s shirt.
“Cute shirt,” he says.
Alec looks down as if he’s forgotten what he’s wearing. But sadly he hasn’t, he knows good and well he’s wearing the black holiday button up Maia had bought him last Christmas and bemoaned that he never even tried it on. She’d essentially shamed him into wearing tonight. Despite it sticking with his dark color preferences, it’s still slightly embarrassing with its small red Yorkie dogs in green striped scarves scattered all over it.
“Yeah Maia got it for me and was mad I never wear it, it’s not my best look,” Alec shrugs.
“I’d disagree,” Magnus says with a genuine smile, Alec’s pretty sure he actually really likes the shirt no teasing to be found. “Admittedly this is the only look I’ve seen you in, but it’s a good one. Festive, but subtle and very well fitting.”
He gives Alec another once over as he says it making Alec smile.
“Well if someone who dresses as gorgeous as you says it, I guess I’ll have to believe it’s true,” Alec says giving Magnus a once over in return confidence building more and more as the moments pass. A few minutes ago Alec didn’t believe he stood a chance with this man, but now Magnus is making his interest clear which gives Alec the boost he needs. He doesn’t know what higher power or holiday spirit is making this happen but he’s not about to squander it by being awkward.  
Magnus smirks waiting until Alec’s eyes trail back up to his, “It takes gorgeous to know gorgeous.”
“I guess it does,” Alec smiles back the idea of him being equally as gorgeous as Magnus seems insane, but if Magnus thinks it Alec isn’t going to argue. “Buy you a drink?” Alec gestures to the bar where Maia and Clary no longer stand. Considering the way the two were looking at each other Alec’s fairly certain Maia’s already found some mistletoe to take full advantage of.
“Can you really buy me a drink if it’s an open bar,” Magnus laughs but starts walking towards the bar with Alec nonetheless.
Alec smiles at Magnus as they reach the bar, leaning on the edge to face one another just close enough that Alec can feel the warmth coming off of Magnus’ body.
“I’ll leave a good tip,” he says gesturing for Magnus to order his drink first.
Eventually they migrate from the bar to a window cove in the breakroom, away from the hustle and bustle of the party on the open newsroom floor, that Alec loves to hide away in on days that the stress of deadlines start to take their toll. They talk about everything from holiday plans to favorite drinks. Alec finds himself talking more than he ever really does, particularly when Magnus asks about working for an LGBT+ publication. He talks about coming out, about the responses both positive and negative he received from his family and why it felt so important to him to put his passion for writing into a community that he’d always feared he’d never be brave enough to be a part of. He asks Magnus about his work and discovers he’s a small business owner, barely 30 and already owns a bookstore, a bar and a club. He talks about each one like a child he holds immense pride for, lamenting that the club may have been his first venture but the older he gets the more he wants to settle into the comfort of the bookstore instead.
They only part for a moment when Magnus runs to grab them a comically large stack of gingerbread cookies that they delight in breaking the heads off of as their conversation delves into tales of cooking disasters and favorite sweets.
On the exterior from far across the room Magnus had seemed impossible to reach, but close up with knees brushing and the words flowing Alec sees he’s just another person. An extraordinary, beautiful person, but a person that Alec can reach just as much as any other. He’s funny, but clearly uses the humor to deflect from some things, he tells stories in a manner that leaves Alec believing some of it has to be embellished, but Alec hangs on to every shiny word true or not. He hopes that after tonight he’ll be given the opportunity to know the things that aren’t so shiny as well, the things that Magnus brushes over a little quieter.
They talk until the sun sets low outside the windows and the only light in the room comes from the varying strings of holiday lights all across the room. The little fractals of colorful light bounce inside of Magnus’ deep brown eyes and Alec’s certain he’s never felt so much, so fast for anyone in his entire life.
It’s quiet in their little corner of the office, the noise from the main party even dying down as the hours tick on, the members of their team with families all gone before the liquor started flowing too hard. Alec’s not even sure if Maia’s still there, receiving a text from her hours before that simply said ‘I owe whoever’s in charge of new hires a damn cake!’. Though the corresponding text Magnus received from Clary not but 30 minutes later saying she was heading out for the night makes Alec feel fairly confident Maia’s long gone as well.
“I should probably get going,” Magnus sighs glancing at his phone. Alec looks up at the clock across the room even though it’s a struggle to tear his eyes from Magnus. It’s nearly midnight; he doesn’t know where the time went, Alec looks back at Magnus disappointment clearly written on his face.
“I have to open the bookstore early tomorrow,” Magnus says making sure it’s clear to Alec that he’s not just trying to get out of here that he’d stay if he could. “Influx of holiday shoppers and all that.”
“I understand,” Alec says quietly because he does he really does. He has no doubt Magnus isn’t ditching him; he’s already got Magnus’ number in his phone and a night of conversation he won’t ever forget.
Magnus smiles reaching out to brush his fingers down Alec’s cheek in a gentle touch. And if they kiss right there in the windows cove, warm lips sliding together like two pieces of a puzzle long separated with the taste of mint and hot cocoa on their tongues and if they walk out into the cold hand in hand parting with the promise of a real dinner date the next night well no one has to know but them and maybe Maia and Clary who will no doubt hound them both for details.
Alec can’t stop smiling to himself the whole walk to the subway and the ride home after seeing Magnus safely off in a cab. He’s alone but he feels warmer than he’s felt in years, the touch of Magnus lips still warm against his, the heat of his palm connected to his still lingering. He’s already daydreaming about the next kiss, the next touch, hell he’s even thinking about a future with Magnus; a future of double dates and hot cocoa that he can see all too clearly.
When he finally drops off into bed later the smile still sits on his face unable to shake away. He’s just on the cusp of sleep fully prepared to drift off into a dream about a certain man when his phone chimes from the nightstand.
[12:45 am -- from:  Magnus Bane ]
While I’m very excited to see you again tomorrow in a look no doubt as breathtaking as the one you had on this evening, I will say it’s a bit of shame that I won’t get to see what you look like out of that cute dog shirt tonight ;)
Alec laughs a little as his brain slightly short circuits at the idea of Magnus seeing him shirtless and even more so at the idea of seeing a shirtless Magnus.  He’s not a greater texter, and he’s never this blatantly flirtatious with someone, but it’s late and Magnus clearly is as into him as he is into Magnus so he hopes the one word response conveys everything flirtatious and deep that he wants it too.
[12:47 am -- to: Magnus Bane]
Soon : )
The heartfelt ‘Goodnight, Alexander’ he receives in return tells him it worked. And he knows as he drifts back off close to sleep that in the future one day he won’t believe that a holiday party and a hot damn started this whole beautiful thing.
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A Rose In Harlem
OC x Erik Story
Based on Teyana Taylor’s VII & KTSE
Warnings: Language
@chaneajoyyy
Chapter IX: Rize
February 6, 2014
22 HOURS BEFORE SHOWTIME.REHEARSAL, NINE PM.
"Ladies, Gents! Find Seats! Sit in them!" All twenty-four models followed Yani's request. We just wrapped our rehearsal, everyone did phenomenal. I can only pray that we get it like this at 583 Park Ave. Yani and I have been thee dynamic duo for the past seventy-two hours. I've been steaming outfits, she's been bagging accessories. I've been designing roll-away walls, she's been contacting every contractor in her contacts to design the black and gold glitter floors.
Honestly, in the past month, Yani and I have been on our hustle. I finished my last shoot and have been on go since. Erik and I have basically been like two ships passing in the night. I usually would leave before him, and come home after he arrived. We never talked about my father's birthday, our kiss..well..kisses. None of it. I've been too busy. Yasin and I have been texting here and there, but I haven't seen him either. He's been understanding about it though. The only person I've been spending my time with is Yani.
We've collectively gotten maybe eight hours of sleep in three days. So now, we're just exhausted and over it. We're trying to get this rehearsal over and done with. The theater's silence is my queue to step on the stage, I do so, scanning my models faces. They're looking like kids on Christmas Eve. So excited for what the next day has to bring. Their faces make me grateful, my smile spreads and everyone breaks out in applause. I decipher a few, "Yeah Syd!" "You did it girl!" and "Woos" in the crowd, I yield my hands up and down, they lower their yells. "Hey everybody, We're down to the wire here. We're less than a day away. We've been working our asses off for a month and a half. I couldn't have ever gotten this done without any of you. I'm excited for everyone to see our hard work. I'm even more excited for you to see your hard work pay off."
I point to Iyo in the control center, He dims the lights and lower the projector screen. "I now present to you.. UPTXWN." Applause rings out as the projector displays a drone clip of High Bridge among the sunrise and Syd's voiceover, "Uptown, Home of the greats. From The Bronx, to Harlem. The place I know, the place I love." The six models she started with appear on the screen, daringly sitting on the railing, laughing with one another in their high end garments. "Our hustles.. It always had this special..thing about it. We always went a little harder. Thought a little smarter. Emerged to the top a bit faster." Photos of me and all of Uptown's finest begins scrolling through from right to left. From a photo of me and Dapper Dan when I was fresh out of college. Diddy and I when I was an intern at Chanel. With Kerry Washington a bit after Save the Last Dance came out when I was twelve. Sistah Souljah, Kid Capri, Bianca (aka Young B), Cam'ron, Juelz, and Jim Jones back when Rock-a-fella were still together, Kalis, and finally, A$AP Mob & me when they were fresh in the game back in 2011.
"And when we're on top, we set trends. We define eras. Their stamps will forever be evident in our culture. Here's mine. Here's UPTXWN." All of the photos scroll backwards and the screen goes black for a few seconds. Images of the Big L tribute wall outside of the Harlem Up Deli Market, in black and white appear, then the same original six models; Sam, Levi, Von, Jade, Deanna, and Cass kneeling at different levels, crowded around the wall. Making sure not to block his face or name. Then Pretty Flako instrumental bangs through the theater's speakers. The TV flake transition changes to the Bailey house shoot. The drone shot pans around the corner of the property, all twenty four models posing looking like royalty draped in over $80,000 worth of clothes collectively.  The visual pans over to a slowed down visual of Nina flashing her bottom grill, her thick frame vibing out to the up tempo beat. Then to Xierra kneeling beside her, giving face in her side profile. The screen shortly displays a wide pan of the property and models again, then switches to Levi. Iyo's suggested scene of displaying the details of his tattoos on his shirtless body-- while simultaneously showing the VVS necklace, the embroidery on the custom one of a kind jean jacket; came out perfectly.
The photos of each model in each of their looks scroll through at the right speed so each detail is fully displayed. Every model stands up, showing off as their photos went across the screen. As Gina's photoset emerges, I turn to the screen so I can roll my eyes. I instantly become reminded of how flirty she was with Erik before Yani had to snatch her up to take these.  Yani stands beside me, peeping the entire scene, "Girl, suck it up. She in it now. Let's get it over with." I shake it off, turning back to the models.  
The park Marcus Garvey Amphitheater scene pops up, it was a gloomy overcast. Which was perfect for the theme. As the looping instrumental repeats, each model was either sitting at the top of the folding seats, or crouched on the seat of the folding seats. The collective total of every look? $110,878. I'm lucky I got such great relationships with these clients and these models didn't fuck up any of they shit. The first visual was Von, on the center stage. His long hair hanging over his entire face. He rocked this black long open hooded jacket, shirtless. Displaying his massive musical themed chest piece. It gave me a grim reaper vibe that I was definitely looking for. The jacket was a piece I asked Chris Brown's people to create for their Black Pyramid line. They fucked with the vision and agreed to do it. Von flipped the bottom of the jacket back with force, the rest of the models appeared on stage, smoke filled the stage floor as the all black visual came to life. Gina and Cass rocked matching contrast dresses, Cass was the only model not in black that day. I put her in a white intricate lace Erdem Dress. Gina wore the matching Black dress.
Jade and Deanna were back to back. Jade was wearing a black deep v neck, with a leather ribbed comme des garcons jacket. With a cascading gold necklace reaching her stomach. Accompanied with black and gold aviator Louis Vuitton shades,  Black ripped Levis I thrifted on the East side, and Jefferey Campbell's Legion booties. Deanna was wearing my favorite outfit of that day. A black long sleeved Oscar De La Renta ruffled shirt with cut out shoulders, a Burberry black ruffled skirt, and black Averil Doc Martin boots. Her bamboos and three finger ring spelling out her name put a street edge on her look that was near and dear to my Harlem bred heart. GG beat every woman's face and gave them the same cohesive smokey eye with the black, In The Spirit MAC lipstick. The only difference makeup wise was Cass' white undereye liner.
Once again the photos of every model starts cascading slideshow style. Johan was my second favorite look for that shoot, He rocked a black high low long sleeved Alexander Wang shirt, black distressed Givenchy jeans, and his personal black on black Ralph Lauren Hi Boots. I was going to put him in some other shoes, but I saw the ones he had on and they looked way better with the fit. We accompanied that look with a black Cuban link necklace, the matching bracelet, and Dolce & Gabana retro flip up  round glasses.
Everyone's rave reactions trigger my tears of joy, it's all of our first times seeing the visual's final product and I couldn't be any more proud. This has really been my baby. I've nurtured it, I've put in the work for it. This moment was like its graduation. Everyone looks at me, "Awwwwww!" Yani gives me a big hug, "I'm proud of you, kid." I squeeze her, "I'm proud of us, kid." I push out a laugh.
The final shoot displayed the brownstones on Mount Morris Park, the street right outside of Marcus Garvey Park. Where my parents' old brownstone was. I only needed my original six for this one, since all twenty-four wouldn't fit on the stoop. That day, it was sunny. Not one cloud in sight. Perfect lighting for the intimate shoot. The theme was spring, specifically, pastel colors.
I dressed Jade in a pastel yellow Ted Baker maxi dress, I accessorized her outfit with vintage canary yellow teardrop earrings with a matching tennis bracelet. She wore some nude Christian Louboutin spiked peep toed heels. She stands up when she finds her face and yells while twerking, "Long Hair! Red Bottoms! Long Hair! Red Bottoms!" Everyone, including me burst out in laughter. She kept saying it so much during the shoot, I let her keep them. Paid the $1,500 tab too. Deanna was draped in a Monroe and Main white two piece suit with black accents on the collar and cuffs. We accompanied that with my personal pearls I got from my mom before she passed, some white Manolo Blahnic pumps, and some VVS diamond earrings while her hair popped in the sunlight. She wore her low cut with a rose gold tint. I put Cass in a pair of nude Emilio Pucci wide legged trousers, a White Alexander McQueen peplum top, and a matching nude blazer was draping over her shoulders. Her accessories was a silver double C Chanel choker, charm rings from Tiffany Co., and a vintage Chanel crossbody, gifted from Karl Lagerfeld himself. He said I needed something old for my collection.
The guys were matching my girls' fly. Von parallels Deanna with a Tom Ford cotton two piece suit,  I laced him with some white Versace loafers with the gold Medusa emblem on the center, with the Cuban link chain Johan wore at the Marcus Garvey shoot, and golden Panthere De Cartier  rounded sunglasses. Levi's parallel was for Jade's look. He wore a pastel yellow Calvin Klein. Accompanied with a large size canary ring on his index finger, and the Burberry vintage loafers. Sam paralleled Cass, in a nude ASOS suit with the matching vest. I kept it simple and just accessorized it with my dad's gold pocket watch and black Stacy Adams dress shoes.
I thought the presentation was over, but then the screen transitioned to me working behind the scenes. Me pointing and directing at the Bailey house, with the wind blowing like crazy, me filming on Highbridge at the crack of dawn, Iyo even snuck some footage of the meeting we had in Morningside Park. It looks like Yani snuck some footage of me putting the image board for the fashion show stage together as well. I'm just admiring the scene of watching the hard nights and amazing days I shared with an incredible team. The last shot was me sitting on my old stoop. I was just reminiscing, thinking of how my mom, dad, and I would eat ice cream in the spring in the same spot. I looked up, as I normally do when thinking of them, put my hands together and mumbled, 'allah , shkraan lak.' The camera was too far to catch my phrase. Afterward I bowed between my legs so I could have my emotional moment to myself.
Everyone hops on the stage to crowd around me and initiated a group hug. Once everyone slightly disbursed, I see Gina still sitting in the audience with Erik, I guess he just got here. I hear the doors open again and see Yasin, smiling at me.
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By half past 10, everyone had gone home except for Yani, Nina, Gina, Erik, and Yasin. Nina is waiting on Rashad to pick her up, and I guess Gina is looking to Erik to take her home. She's literally been all up under him since his arrival.
"Tomorrow's gonna go great, babe. You got a great team behind you, you've been super focused. It can't go any other way." Yasin lands a kiss on my temple as I blush at his encouragement. I blink in Erik's direction, he's giving the same look he gave us at Rashad's party. He then grips Gina, pulling her closer to him, "Yeah. You got it Syd. We gon head out. See ya later." with that, Erik and Gina strut to the exit. Nina's phone dings, "Oh, bae is here! See ya tomorrow Syd! We gon kill it, boo!" She hugs me and Yani then jogs out the double doors, "Nice seeing you again Yasin!" he nods, "You too!"
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"So tell me something about you, Sin! I've only talked about me when I see you. What was lil Yasin like?" We are strolling down Saint Nick Avenue after getting grilled jerk chicken from King Barka. We decide to sit on a park bench right outside Saint Nick Park to chat since I wasn't quite ready to go home. "Well, I was born and raised in Brooklyn. Flatbush. My moms is from Brooklyn as well. My dad's side of the family is from Harlem, the eastside, but they love uptown just as much." I grin as he continues, "I was a bad ass kid growing up. Always fighting, getting into trouble at school, I even got expelled in middle school." "Well damn! How did you go from that to--" I wave my hands around his silhouette, "This?" He takes a bite out of his chicken and flashes a sexy smile, "My mom sent me to live with my Uncle. The one that retired and gave me the maintenance business."
"Ahhhh, I see. He whipped you into shape?" He snorts, "Oh, he whipped me alright. A lot. He taught me what it is to be a man." "Where was your father?" He continues eating, pausing his story for a spell, "Uh.. He was in prison. He pushed weight for about ten years, he got caught up. He didn't snitch, so he got twenty. He got out after eight years for good behavior." "How's your relationship with him now?" He shugs, "We're cool. We had a little spat when he first got out. I had to be the man of the house for a while for my moms and sisters. I resented him for it." I take a hold of his free hand, "We patched things up recently." "So him and your mom still married?" He nods, "Yeah. Moms held him down. That lady.. She deserves the world." He finishes his dish as he glows at the mention of his mother.
"She had to get two jobs before I turned sixteen and worked with my Uncle. She held down our household for three years, alone, before I was able to step in and help her. After that, she went back to school. She finished the year before my pops got out, now she's a nurse. Doing what she loves to do." "That's great. That's what life is about, doing what you love." "Definitely." He throws away our empty plates and we keep walking down the avenue, "So what do you love to do Yasin?" "I love music." I stop in my tracks.
"Let me guess, you rap?" he sucks his teeth, "Nah, girl. I play instruments. Three; Acoustic guitar, piano, and snare drum." "Ah, okay! When did you discover your talent?" "I was... ten, I think?" "You make songs?" He pulls a slick move behind me, grabbing me by my waist. I roll my eyes as we continue to walk, "I haven't made a song in five years." "Why not?" I feel him shrug behind me, "I've been busy." I turn around to grab his hands, "You're never too busy to do what you love." He smiles at me, I sense the same glow about him that he had when he spoke of his mom. "Especially when it makes you this happy...just talking about it." Yasin closes the gap between us, "Maybe, you're right. Look at you. Doing what you love. You're inspiring Syeda. Beautiful, too." He strokes my left cheek with his palm. I freeze, much like I did a couple weeks back in my apartment with Erik.
Speaking of Erik, I wasn't sure what I wanted to do about what happened since my dad's birthday. I guess Erik knows what he wants, and that's Gina. So why am I freezing? What's stopping me? All of a sudden my inner thoughts are silenced when Yasin seals our distance, gently kissing me. My knees buckle and he hoists me up by my butt, cuffing the bottom of my cheeks. That makes me even weaker, he breaks off from me, "Damn girl. You good?" My eyes flutter as I respond, "Yeah. Yeah. I'm good." I pull him by his shirt to kiss him again.
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