#even more for mchanzo

[faolanorionsstuff]

Dude my favorite ship dynamic is obnoxious American Himbo and his stoic well-mannered Japanese boyfriend !!

[mrsouprnova]

!!Yap session ahead!!

Can someone explain the moicy ship to me? I really dont get it lol

So, you take the evil scientist who broke up like 2 marriages (widow and gabe) abuses people and animals, manipulates and experiments on people

And you make her kiss the woman that literally doesnt want to know overwatch or talon😭 (shes relluctant to work with overwatch after they (TORBJORN.) Adjusted her inventions so they could be used for hurting as well as healing people. Like she literally only works there because she cant stand to watch civilians be hurt after losing her parents

HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK😭 i cannot grasp that concept. Moira puts her work before ANYTHING. surely, even if they did date, moira wouldnt spend any time with mercy unless she was fucking experimenting on her💀. I dont think its even possible without changing moiras whole ambition of experimenting and not letting anybody stop her

(Aroace Moira for the win)

Like her whole thing is being a non-stop evil scientist

And mercy HATES her. She knows about the experiments and thinks its cruel and unjust

Moira doesnt care that mercy thinks that, and thats it💀

And people were like "MAKE THEM KISS"

Maybe its because im not into shipping so much but i dont get it at all LOL

If you had to ship her with any talon agent id say widow

She wants to help Widow she feels sorry for her. Like she knows she can help her she just cant get to her and wont be able to get her to listen

Then theres also pharmercy- MERCY KNEW PHARAH AS A CHILD, IS THAT NOT GROOMING😭 "mercy stopped aging" MERCY KNEW PHARAH AS A CHILD.😭

"OOHHH MRSOUPRNOVA!!! YOU LIKE MCHANZO/YEEHAN"

Ok yeah mchanzo/yeehan isnt too probable, but it could happen

Sure cole only knows hanzo as "the guy who killed my best friend" /hj but genjis VERY CLEAR that hes forgiven hanzo

So really spuriken/mcgenji is more likely to happen than mchanzo (from someone whos not really into spuriken)

And eitherway it wouldnt really be abusive

We know coles a silly cowboy guy whod be out here calling him "huckleberry" and all that

But people portray hanzo as moody and mean when hes really not all that mean

Sure hes broody and reserved, but hes not HORRIBLE lol-? He literally told sojurn he wants to settle down and have a dog someday, i dont think that relationship would be toxic lol

In compariosn, Hanzos hobbys include wood carving and possibly caring for dogs

Moiras include: *checks notes* abusing people and animals for a personal goal through experimentation? /hj

They'd (yeehan) definitely have some forks in the road, yknow with hanzo seemingly having trust issues and all that but its not borderline abuse x traumatised lol

Someone explain it to me because I DONT GET IT

(Also no hate to moira😋 shes an asshole but shes such a cool and well seveloped character lol

And no hate to these ships bc clearly thry change moiras personality enough to slap her in a relationship, but i dont get it AT ALL as to why people would even think to slam those two together out of everyone lol)

[brownfrogs]

It has always bothered me that you still like McHanzo after all this time when I remember you saying Spuriken would be a healthier/better ship. Sounds a bit performative now, considering you don’t even draw them. Kind of sad that you’re still clinging to that toxic, d3@d ship.

Can I study you. I want to study you.

Ok but seriously, if you want Spuriken art all ya gotta do is ask. No guilt trip needed I promise. I’m guessing you’re a young person by how you censored dead and don’t rly understand how you’re supposed to do human interactions on Tumblr so here are gentle suggestions.

“Hey! I love Spuriken but I don’t get to see much of it. Would love to see you draw them one day!”

“Can I DM you? I got some issues with Yeehan I would like to discuss with you. It’s cool if not.”

I promise this will get you more mileage in the long run. Being bitter or angry will not help, trust me. And as an act of good faith, here is some Spuriken just for you. They're watching Shark Week!

[frozenbound]

HII I heard you're taking requests again, can I get slutty genji bottoming with his pussy? Hanzo just being horny for that, impregnantion kink, breastfeeding kink, maybe knotting as well, not quite abo maybe hanzo is a werewolf and genji is his mate. I jsut love the shimada's with a pussy and the other really ramming the other with a big dick. There's not enough pussy shimadacest out here! or pussy mchanzo neither! please be super descriptive <3 love your writing!

Thanks so much! Breastfeeding, impregnation, werewolf, and knotting coming right up under the Read More!

Hanzo smiled up at Genji, then leaned down, licked across his nipple once, twice, then wrapped his soft lips around it and began to suck.

Genji sighed, mostly out of appreciation and pleasure as his brother’s lips and tongue lavished attention on his sensitive skin, but a little out of fond exasperation.

Hanzo loved his nipples. If Genji weren’t so impatient, Hanzo might spend the entire night just nursing at his tits, and that was no exaggeration. Once, Genji resolved to do nothing and let Hanzo be the one to move on…and then, twenty minutes later, finally forced him to do something else.

Genji wasn’t one to question fetishes, but what on Earth was his brother getting from his tits, magnificent and supple as they were?

Especially when he let out those noises that sounded so hungry?

“Geez, brother,” he chuckled after a few moments of Hanzo suckling on him, “if you actually want something to come out, you’re gonna have to put something in me first.”

He wasn’t expecting Hanzo’s head to snap up.

He wasn’t expecting his yellow eyes to lock on his.

“Put what in you, exactly?” Hanzo demanded, his voice dropping into that rough and deep timbre that sent shivers of fearful arousal coursing through Genji’s body.

Genji opened and closed his mouth a couple of times before he found his voice again. “A…” he said, whispered, really, “A baby. A cub. You…you gotta knock me up before you’ll get any milk out of me.”

There was a pause, a dreadful but wildly exciting pause.

Then Genji was flipped over, with Hanzo’s hairy paws raising his hips until he was on his hands and knees, then Hanzo’s muzzle was clamped on his moist pussy.

His transformation had been breathtakingly fast; Genji had hardly even seen the hair sprout all over his big brother’s body, his muscle mass swell, or his nose and mouth lengthen. He had been looking at his brother’s handsome face one moment and literally the next his enormous werewolf form had burst into being, and now Hanzo was lapping and licking at Genji’s lips and flicking at his nub with a dripping urgency that left Genji unsure how much wetness was coming from his brother’s mouth and how much was coming from within himself. A veritable flood was coming from both sources, though, running down Genji’s legs as he moaned and shuddered and jolted from the way Hanzo prepared him with his long canine tongue, extending its long, slippery length from his perineum to wriggle against his folds and flick repeatedly at his clit.

It didn’t take long before Genji knew he was ready, and he began pressing back against Hanzo’s maw, teasingly at first, but he soon found that he was the one being teased, because even when Hanzo worked his tongue into Genji’s wet and warm heat, even when Genji did his best to spear himself on it to demonstrate how welcoming, how needy his pussy was, even when he gasped with every single little move, still Hanzo wouldn’t mount him like he wanted.

Then, suddenly, the words came tumbling out of Genji’s mouth.

“Please, brother!” he whined. “You want…ugh, I want it so bad! I want you to mount me! I want you to…to breed me! Fuck me full of your cum, then knot me so none of you leaks out until I’m knocked up and full of your pups! Breed me, brother! Breed me!”

Hanzo’s muzzle left Genji’s pussy, leaving him cold and achingly empty.

Then his hairy, crushing weight pressed down on Genji’s back, and simultaneously, making Genji sigh with almost tearful relief, Hanzo’s cock began pressing up against his skin, twitching and bouncing as it sought his entrance.

Hanzo made a couple of false thrusts, Genji’s pussy so wet and dripping that the tip of his cock slide past rather than in.

Then it caught.

Then it pressed in.

All the way in.

Hanzo was the werewolf, but it was Genji who howled.

“Oh! Hanzo! Brother!” he sobbed as his felt his pussy fill up with Hanzo’s thick, lengthy cock, filling up so perfectly and then straining against his walls and his flesh as his body struggled to contain him, “Yes, brother! Make me yours! Fill my belly with your pups and then you can drink all the milk you want! Earn it, brother! Make!” he yelped when Hanzo thrust into him again, “Make! Me! Yours!”

He could already feel Hanzo’s knot pressing against him with every bruising thrust, but Hanzo might want to breed him, but he was going to enjoy his brother’s body first, and let his brother enjoy his thick cock a while longer, too.

How could Genji not, honestly? The way his quivering pussy responding to the thick crown and the texture of the thick veins covering the shaft, spearing so deep within him, was heaven, pure heaven. Genji’s only wish was to keep it within himself, to keep Hanzo himself within himself, forever, in the hot embrace of his body, united, together, for all time…

And that was Hanzo’s only wish as well.

Letting out a triumphant, if slightly wounded howl, he let loose his torrent, his flood, his inundation of cum, and in the same vicious thrust that sent his essence coursing forth to unite with Genji’s body and bring forth new life, Hanzo pushed forward until Genji’s body gave way in sweet surrender to accept his enormous knot, and now Genji was full, now Genji was bursting, now Genji was reeling with orgasmic pleasure as his pussy and his entire body pulsed and writhed and swelled to accept the gifts his brother was bestowing upon him: cock, cum, and knot.

He pressed a shaking hand to his belly, feeling the bump that was his own body combining with the maelstrom of cum swirling around his brother’s cock deep within him, and he shuddered when Hanzo’s paw overlaid his, while the other kneaded at his tits which they both knew, they both somehow knew would soon be swollen with milk, which Hanzo would be happily, ecstatically drinking down in the months ahead.

The only thing missing was the feeling of Genji and Hanzo’s fluids dripping down his trembling legs; Hanzo was sealing him good and tight, not letting a drop go to waste until their duty was done, but Genji was willing to forgo the feeling, just this once. The rewards he would reap would be beyond price.

[inkyquince]

oh m8 i love you but holy shit the amount of talon au - banned

IT WAS MY FIRST FORAY INTO DARK CONTENT AND IT WASNT EVEN THAT DARK LMAO

i was so obsessed with overwatch for about a year, like i was a huge mchanzo shipper, and to this day i reread hang the fool about once a year, just like how I was with Hannibal and to this day, i reread fics on ao3 like dread and hunger, afterlife, lives love and predators AND ESPECIALLY BRIGHT HAIR ABOUT THE BONE. there's way more, like This Dangerous Game I legit have marked to reread as much as I can.

Weird tanget, but i was OBSESSED

and my writings weren't even that dark? like i skirted around mindbreak and torture and dubcon but not really? it was just kinda dark but i felt too worried to go HAM.

BUT YEP

THERE'S A LOT.

[william-s-churros]

i don't normally do this because im too old for this shit but this post has been driving me crazy since i first saw it so: here we go!

dude you've kind of answered your own question as to why mchanzo isnt considered a "boring popular white boy ship" right off the top here with the most obvious fact about mchanzo-- which is that one (or perhaps even both, depending on the fan interpretation, it seems, according to you? cuz for one thing some people may not have been "gaslighting" themselves as much as being like "hey this guy kind of looks brown to me so im not just instantly going to assume he's white because why would i") of the characters in it is literally not white lmao, whereas both junkrat and roadhog are actually literally white. like. that's it. that's why lol.

like the conversation you're broaching here is literally a conversation about race, not, as you put it, "this ship is popular is because they're the most conventionally attractive men in the cast even if they haven't interacted." like body diversity is a separate issue from race-- not that these things never intersect, but literally when people talk about "boring popular white boy ships," they're referring to the fact that people in fandom are like just waaaaaayyyy more into shipping two white guys together basically regardless of anything else, theyre not talking at all about the proposed conventional hotness and thinness of the dudes involved for obvious reasons lmao.

like dont get me wrong, body diversity in shipping, especially wrt to fatphobia, is also something worth talking about. but, in my experience with a lot of fandoms where there is a significant amount of body diversity (for men, anyway, lol), if theres a big dude with a little dude in something, more often than not, people will ship them, even if (sometimes especially if) the big dude is also fat. but its not like people arent fatphobic still, and its worth exploring the ways that manifests even when people do ship them and express that they find them desirable, etc, because obviously wanting to fuck someone says very little about how likely you are to actually treat them like a human being lol

but again, ultimately , all that shit kinda immaterial in a conversation about racism in shipping and which ships that are or arent white, because, again, if there's a ship with one or more people of color in it, there is, by definition, no way that ship can be whiter than a ship of two white guys lmfao. and, again, even in this "non-literal" context (whatever that means, truly) you've thought it appropriate to position "conventionally attractive" as basically synonymous with white, which is weird of you in any instance but especially if you are white, which it seems as though you are? if you aren't uhhh sorry lol! but you get what im saying right?

white means white lmao. white is not interchangeable with whatever oppression affects us as white people that isn't related to race. a lot of things get grouped under the umbrella "white" whatever, like with "white feminism," but i think its important for us as white people to remember that the primary reason for denoting that something is of a "white" character is because it is, you know. white. as in, of the caucasian persuasion. when something is described as white, it primarily centers, caters to, represents, reflects and values white people and white people shit at the expense of doing any of those things for other races. a white boy ship is called that because it is a ship of white boys lol. it's not really meant to indicate anything else necessarily?

anyways kind of related but whenever white people try to argue that a thing involving people of color is whiter than a thing involving white people because of some random behavior/aspect/whatever bullshit of the white people thing i always just think about this, because this is kind of what it sounds like to me lmfao:

it is funny how much road/rat got much the "boring popular white boy ship" allegations when mch/anzo was right there

[bigtopbinary]

My Personal McHanzo Headcanons.

Hanzo headcanons.

- Hanzo is super cuddly, period. He loves just sitting in bed and snuggling and nuzzling Jesse. (Jesse flips out internally because it’s ridiculously adorable)

- Hanzo would purr, definitely. Like, the first time McCree scratches Hanzo’s chin he just hears this rumbly sound and he’s like, WTF. But then he realises that Hanzo is LITERALLY PURRING LIKE A CAT. This leads to the nickname ‘Kitten’.

- Hanzo likes scary movies and action movies (with a bit of comedy and sci-fi sprinkled in there) but he will freak out if someone scares him after watching a horror movie. Jesse did it once and Hanzo cried. Yeah.

- Hanzo would like pink and black with little bits of colour in between. Like, a pink oversized sweater that exposes his shoulders and a bit of tiddy with black tights with a day of the dead skull patch on it (or something like that anyway) with sheriff badge earrings (that McCree cried about when he saw them for the first time) and some glittery eyeliner and makeup just because he likes to WORK IT. HES A PROUD GAY WHO ESCAPED A TOXIC FAMILY, GO HANZO!!!

-Hanzo LOVES Jesse. Like if Jesse even says ‘meh I’m gettin a little fat...’ Hanzo will instantly be all over him with kisses, cooing, hugs and nuzzles. Just like, ‘NO YOU ARE SO PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOUUUUU’

-Hanzo is a REALLY GOOD COOK. Because he learned to cook from people he has meet over the years and because he was on the run with barely any cash, he had to learn (it was a hard and gruelling process...) but he makes Jesse the BEST waffles every morning and dinner is literally like a sea of cultures, Brazilian on tuesday and French for Wednesday.

- Hanzo is a bottom. He likes to unwind with letting Jesse take care of him and make him feel good. Knowing that someone cares about so much to do things like this for him really makes him feel great. He is also a very SUBMISSIVE PERSON. Jesse legit thought he’d be a dominatrix or something in bed but nah mate.

Jesse Headcanons.

- Jesse will not give up a single opportunity to kiss Hanzo. It’s kisses and compliments all day. There is no stopping him.

- Jesse can only cook on a BBQ, make ribs or really good pizza. (like Masterchef worthy dude holy shit) Emd of story.

- Jesse would probably make Dad jokes, dark jokes, adult jokes, DaD jOkEs, basically anything to get a laugh of of Hanzo. ❤️

- Jesse gets really upset when Hanzo is upset and will actual cry if he accidentally says something that makes Hanzo EVEN SNIFFLE.

McCree: yeah whatever do what you want I don’t care.

Hanzo: *sad sniff*

McCree: OH FUCK. *crying* please oh god I’m a terrible person I hope for the earth to strike me down I’m terrible please darlin don’t cry nooooo-

- Jesse likes plaid and MIGHT have a kink of seeing Hanzo in plaid... but he won’t admit that. Ever. He like the jeans with plaid lumberjack look and Hanzo goes nuts for it.

- Jesse is a total Dom Top. He loves the feeling of seeing Hanzo cute and pliant with a beautiful cherry blush across his face. Melts his dirty talking heart.

[vaguely-concerned]

I think I've realized that my ideal otp dynamic is basically 'long-standing committed life partners and best friends who are very genuinely deeply, deeply in love and unequivocally each other's home and who would watch each other's backs through the hopeless depths of hell itself, but if they're getting officially married it's solely going to be for tax reasons and/or fraud'

[4giorno]

not to brag but....... im back in plat in overwatch 😏😎

[typona]

daily dose of the mchusbands

[razmahdaz-art]

Thunder Rolls Over The Rockeys Chapter 3 is UP! Has been for a few days, i just got busy.

Chapter Description:

Hanzo and Satya go on that hike they agreed upon, but he discovers that he has a long way to go if he ever wants to keep up with his new companion. Hanzo also discovers that he is terrible at flirting and terrible at denying he’s flirting.

This chapter is a little rough because i was rushed and wanted to get something out, but next chapter will be much better!

[asticou]

So @squelchsquelch ‘s fic Alone Together is literally the cutest and I can’t stop thinking about it!!!

[96hoshi]

My headcanon

Hanzo's voiceline "cold as ice" and Mccree's "someone had to break the ice" IS A DAMN MCHANZO VOICELINE. HOW COULD I REALIZE IT JUST NOW?!

[chromatocloo]

The sands will rise. The heavens will part. The power will be unleashed.

McHanzo meets The Mummy (1999), a Ko-fi reward for @batghostgirlfan! I love this movie, even though it terrified child me ʕᕑᗢूᓫ;;ʔ If you haven't seen it, I suggest you do! It is a funny action spoopy movie.

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[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

[TW: blood and a small bit of gore during a flashback at the beginning]

Behold! Chapter 3 is here! this is one i added in to clarify how it fits into the mchanzo timeline! This first part takes place after chapter 5 of getting together comic.

Chapter 1 Chapter 2

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Genj: What is happening, Baptiste? Who is hurt? Bap: Hanzo’s in critical condition. McCree is also unconscious 

Mei: Genji, we need your help with McCree. Don’t worry, he’s stable now. Dr. Ziegler wants us to monitor him until she stabilizes Hanzo. Echo: What happened, mei? Mei: ...Reaper attacked him. I held him off until hanzo could save us. McCree woke up, so we fled. McCree went back to help Hanzo while he insissted I go help evacuate the area. But.. I told snowball to watch out for him. Then...

“McCree said Hanzo was shot by Reaper. [genji’s uneven, desperate grunts/ breathing] Gabe: That’s enough, kid, he’s dead! He was dead 10 minutes ago

Gabe: They can’t hurt you anymore. Genj: He isnt HERE! What’s the POINT. He needs to die! I have to kill him! I JUST WANT HIM DEAD I just want him DEAD! I’ll only be satisfied when he’s dead, Reyes.

Bap: Genji

Bap: You zoned out, what’s on your mind? Genj: When I was in Blackwatch... I told reyes over and over that I wanted nothing more than for Hanzo to die painfully. Bap: That is... understandable given what you were going through. Genj: I am worried Reaper said... or this influenced him to... I wanted to bring that period up with Hanzo myself. Bap: You are not to blame.

Genj: I told McCree that, but i know he feels the same. Bap: You had no idea any of this would happen, Genji. Could you have predicted Overwatch would fall when Reyes killed Antonio? You think I knew my contribution to Talon would lead to suffering? There’s no way we could have known. The people who helped you out of a dark time now vowing to hunt you down... I dunno, just-. People having an intimate knowledge of you when you were so vulnerable is... terrifying.

Bap: That is more on his character than anything. And a betrayal of your trust in him. Hanzo will understand. Genj: Thank-you for helping save my brother. Bap: You’re very welcome

Genj: When do we separate?  He’s holding on?? I-um! I have to help plan a mission, so I have to go now. Bap: O-Oh sorry! Be safe. Genj: I’ll see you. I have to tell McCree too. bap: See you.

Genj: [I shouldn’t have chickened out... Maybe it could have lasted longer. I refuse to fall for another medic.] Mc- Oh sorry if i startled you! Bap: Are you showering? Water’s cold. Genj: No, I got a present for you on my mission! Bap: Oh?

Genj: Behold! Look how cute! Bap: You laugh, but i’ll wear it. Genj: What have i Done.... Got it!

Pharah: Go to bed. Bap: Genji... [genji snores] Jess: No,no,no, listen, far, we staked out the place for 48 hours and-.... [genji’s back cracks and he moans]

Genj: Oh!! Evening! I didn’t know you were back!

Bap: H-Hey! Flexing the ‘stache tonight? Genj: oH! I forgot, forgive me. I thought I was alone. Bap: It’s just your face, Genji, it’s ok. Genj: I know, but it’s scandalous! [bap chuckles] Bap: One moment, rock in my shoe... Genj: I don’t have that problem

Genj: You’re staring

Bap: I uh- It wasn’t... I- Genj: I was expecting a cool quip from you. I’m disappointed. Bap: You looked so contemplative and cool. Like you have something you want to say.

Genj: What makes someone a hero? Is someone a hero because they want to be one or because they have to be one?

Bap: Asking the hard questions tonight? Genj: I’ll admit I don’t know if I consider myself a hero... The media does, but... am i really? I’m not sure why i returned after the deal Overwatch forced my hand to take. Used then tossed aside. Did I want to save people or did I want to see my friends again?... I don’t think i’m a nice person.

Bap: Well.. why can’t it be both? Why is wanting to be with people you like such a selfish thing? Genj: I suppose. I don’t feel I deserve it. I grew up in a high place of privilege and notoriety. But now, I don’t feel apart of society at all anymore.

Genj: More like I’m stuck between different planes. I based so much of my identity on my status as an heir to the clan. Now that it’s bee stripped away from me... I don’t recognize what’s left. Looking at myself in a mirror, I don’t recognize myself.

Genj: I’ve been having these thoughts... Do my friends like me or do they pity me? Bap: Look at me. I neber knew the old you, and I think this you is a hero. So, if you don’t believe your old friends, then... How about believing me?

Bap: Your friendships are real. Your compassion is real. Your dumbass-edness is real. I assure you, you’re a unique, interesting man. I like this Genji.

Genj: You’re starting to sound like a comic book hero. Bap: Ah. I do don’t I? NO! [laughing] Genj: ouch, I need to cut my hair again.

Bap: [cough] It’s cold, I’m headed back.

genj: Yosh

Bap: Are uh- Are you headed to eat? Genj: yes. It’s Angela’s shift to cook, so prepare yourself. Bap: I’ve already taken imodium and ordered backup pizza [chuckle]

Oh no.

[didnt-want-to-sleep-anyway]

This is 30 minutes I'm never getting back...

Dear professor, if you decide you want us in school this early, please try to arrive on time for a change?