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Christmas humor, and some Christmas thoughts
#utmu fanfic#nightmare gang#Christmas fic#horror!sans#cross!sans#killer!sans#dust!sans#kids today won't know the struggle#I can see it years from now#us remaining few who still remember#will have kids around us#and we will tell them the struggle we had with the lights#How you would mysteriously put them away working#and the next year your parents were in tears as they wouldn't lite#Those were the days of struggle#Hard times each year#Now you have your fancy âLEDâ lights that always stay on#even if one bulb is out#or that change color#or can go from constant to flashing without needing to put a special bulb in#okay... well i woke up âearlyâ and need to get back to sleep#didn't get home from work until almost 2 am#but my bladder said it was time to get up#so now that i took care of it and this i'm going back to sleep for a bit longer#Dust used sarcasm#it was super effective
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How do you sleep at night? No one to hide behind Betrayed every alibi you had You had every chance to make amends instead you got drunk on bitterness And you still claim that you're innocent, it's sad
#daniel ricciardo#dr3#christian horner#for the blacklists#I recognize that christian horner in a gifset is NOT the kind of content people in ricnation are looking for rn#debated posting this but fuck it#me đ€đŒ daniel: two bitches that love a depressing song lyric#it's about breaking free from a toxic relationship and the importance of prioritizing one's own needs#and that it can take a long time to recognize the dynamics at play in those relationships#and removing yourself from that situation can be just as hard and that just kind of epitomizes daniel with christian for me#in the return to rbr I think daniel trusted that CH would at the very least be straight forward and upfront with him#even if the end result wasn't what daniel wanted or hoped for#daniel could handle not getting the rbr seat#but something he couldn't handle was the truth that the one person he believed he could trust was gaslighting him and using him#and daniel had a light bulb moment - the point where you realize that sometimes the best thing you can do for yourself is to walk away#and so he got out#also this is obviously my interpretation of a relationship that I have zero insider info on and maybe they are chill now#as alwaysâŠthinking too deeply about people I donât know in the tags#also i recognize that this song is actually about a tiktok hype house but whatever rbr are that immature so it fits#this is my first go with this type of editing in PS so if you have any tips on style and execution i'm all ears#Apparently i also owe CH an apology bc i was so sure he didn't shake daniel's hand pre-race in singapore but he actually did and i missed i#during the breakdown i was having anyway fuck him still
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dr. stone: humans were born to create, and every scientific discovery we've made has been for the sake of community.
me, thru tears: ur so fucking right.
#dr. stone#goddd im rereading dr stone and i forgot how much i love this manga#even IF the mangaka somehow manages to draw women even worse than one piece does#but anytime i feel shitty about modern tech/humanity in general ive gotta come back to this#so i can re-experience the whimsy of human creation#seeing the work put into creating this era's first antibiotic or light bulb gives sm perspective on stuff we dont even think about nowadays#like HOLY SHIT! its INCREDIBLE we did that#i cannot recommend this series enough everyone pls pls pls go check it out
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(//i don't normally do text but cw in the tags erm. i went a little off track)
#inanimate insanity#ii#ii lightbulb#daily lightbulb#scribbly bulb#god. ohh my god. im not doing so hot yall#once again i apologize for suddenly halting on posting; ive had a couple rough days recently and it's constantly crashed my motivation to#even QUEUE SCREENSHOTS. my mental health has been so messed up too and i just had to take a step back#for starters. happy birthday to my baby sister that was born yesterday. like legit. im a big sister now#it's hard getting used to it; i was never good with change#secondly; like in the 100 post i've gained a new fixation thats unfortunately pushed ii to the side#i have adhd and autism so its hard for me to keep up with such a daily routine that includes a media i may end up losing interest in#i LOVE lightbulb and i LOVE ii i just.....need a bit#thirdly; i actually havent seen inside out 2 yet. might end up watching it this week or next week though which will be fun#while waiting in the hospital inside out was playing on the room tv so i wanted to draw smth to get my thoughts out#inside out is one of my favorite. modern? disney movies. rlly means a lot to me.#sorry for ranting i shouldnt dump all my life problems on yall LMAO you just wanna see lb pics#anyways posting will try and resume! cant afford to slack off with ii 15 being so close#if anyone is reading this ty sm for liking my silly blog and i hope you have a good day/night#102
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for the word game: answer / my / ask
Iâm feeling ABANDONED sreedie >:(
jkjk my Real word game words are uhhhhhh head / shoulders / knees / toes
toodles :)
AHHHHH IM SORRY I WILL ANSWER IT TODAY PLEASE FORGIVE ME!! *hides lightbulbs*
Donât do anything CRAZY!
Head:
âSomeone seems to be in a good mood.â She yawned with both her arms stretched over her head.
Shoulders:
âNo, thatâs not what I meant!â He said urgently, âI meant -â Sokkaâs shoulders slumped and he exhaled loudly. âThere is no way to save this interaction is there?â
Knees:
She was on her knees with her hand reaching for him.
Toes:
Like⊠what exactly was she picking out of her toes!?
HOLY CRAPOLA I HAD ALL OF THEM HAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY! THERE YA GO LEEKIE!
#ok this was the last one#thank you soooooo much to everyone who sent words#but im all done :)#chapter will be out soon#yell at thotty#itâs her fault itâs taking so long#IM KIDDING HAHA I just wanna harass her haha#<3#love you leekie#i canât believe your silly words were in there#(there was a really raunchy sentence for knees but I think it breaks tumbles rules ;))#OK SO THATS ALL FOLKS#i swear Iâll answer your ask today#I love you#even though weâre divorced#*locks door*#stay outta my house with your light bulb smashing self#mwah#leekiiiieeeeee#leekie tag#LEEKS#LIAB#ITF#ASK#liab word game
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Using Quickdraw Synchron and Debris Dragon together reads like a great idea until you have to build the extra deck
#yu-gi-oh!#world championship 2011: over the nexus#quickdraw synchron#debris dragon#no deck in over the nexus will make you want more than 15 extra deck slots than junk doppel#it's one thing when you can't fit in a couple of the usual staples like thought ruler archfiend#it's another when you can't even fit in the cool nongeneric stuff like frozen fitzgerald#you might be able to if you cut red dragon archfiend? but you know i'm never gonna do that#also for those who haven't heard of junk doppel before#this is the deck yusei fudo would play if he was a real life duelist in early 2011#like outside of plants and rykos the entire main deck is yusei cards#and the extra deck is his warrior synchros and some dragons#stardust dragon including ofc#if you put glow-up bulb in here you could enable shooting star dragon for flavor#but fuck me if i can make space for that because choosing just 15 synchros for this was hard as hell#i could probably make an entire second extra deck just out of synchros i want to put in here but can't
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Just clogged and plunged the toilet in my đnew apartmentđ for the first time! đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°
#poop tw#feces tw#gross#tmi#personal#where is the fucking sparkles emoji.#like the two yellow sparkles. i can never find it when i need it.#anyway.........#my digestive system decided at some point last year that instead of doing the one bowel movement in the mid- to late evening like...#...I ALWAYS HAVE that it was going to start doing 2 per day -- one in the morning and one in the mid- to late evening.#so i've been doing that for a while. and then in the last TWO DAYS my body decided to revert back to plan a.#so i just took a very large dump and fucking clogged the toilet in my new place.#(this is getting even grosser so be warned)#and usually i get a new plunger for a new place but this one had one already so i used that one and the previous owner had flipped the...#...tube-y part that goes down the toilet hole back inside the plunger bulb. so i flipped it out (inside its plastic bag cover LUCKILY)#and then some fucking orange 'water' came out of it that had been stuck inside for WHO KNOWS HOW LONG#and poured into the bag. which i had to dump down the tub bc the toilet water was still very high.#IT WAS SO GROSS đđđđđđđđ#IT WASN'T EVEN *MY* ORANGE OLD TOILET WATER IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE'S WHICH IS SOOOOO MUCH WORSE#so. in MY apartment we are keeping the tube-y part flipped OUT. ALWAYS.
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It should be obvious but if its raining, if its foggy, if the sun is setting, if there is any limited visibility at all, or if you see other people with their headlights on put your headlights on and double check that they are on.
I am BEGGING younger drivers. drive carefully. give yourself room. for fuck's sake use your turn signals and don't fucking weave thru traffic. this is not a video game, this is real life and if you get into an accident, you could get killed or kill someone else VERY easily
#USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL I SWEAR TO GOD#IF YOU CUT IN FRONT OF ME WITHOUT A TURN SIGNAL I WILL BE CURSING YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE#AND REMEMBER TO TURN IT OFF#jesus christ the number of cars just driving with their turn signal on its so confusing and theres no way to inform them#also if you have bright LED (tiny bulb with less light dissipation) headlights you are an asshole and everyone hates you#and ones that are aimed incorrectly#technically they are illegal#they shouldnt be that intense#but people install them improperly either by themselves or from a third party that has no idea what theyre doing#and then go out and flashbang other people on the road which is incredibly fucking dangerous and it has led to many accidents#it isnt all LED headlights as a whole but the ones that are a problem are LED#the misalignment of headlights didnt used to be as much of a problem bc they were halogen and a warmer color which is easier on the eyes#the new ones are blue-white which is way more intense and even painful#so if they are misaligned and aimed more at oncoming drivers and less on the road where they should be#thats a major problem
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whyyyyy is rascal on his own without any food in his bowl or in the torn open not-even-any-crumbs-left bag of meow mix. whyyyy was my bread torn open and chewed on. whyyyyyy was there not a new bag of food for him when i know i left on friday with him having one meal in the bag and one in the bowl (it is monday morning so that's four meals missed, roughly). he's wrecked up the room a bit but the possible vomit on the floor is not giving me any confidence
update: yeah there was more evaporate vomit đ
#cw vomit mention#and he was SO needy when i came back the guy had clearly been alone for a while#currently trying to gently interrogate my roommate between giving him salami and trying to help the turtles#via currently-unanswered texts#it seems i am once again her unpaid live-in pet nanny#though obviously the ones really suffering are her menagerie#which like. god knows why she has THREE pets if she only wants them when they're convenient#and no she never asked me to do any of it but that doesn't mean it's not unfair to me#making me be the one to decide whether her animals starve or not bc she can't be bothered to care for them#but she knows i care about animals a lot and that means im the perfect sucker to stay home#instead of studying so rascal's violent separation anxiety doesn't get any worse. bc he's being neglected.#bc she's neglecting them. guhhhghgggg and the turtles still don't have a heat bulb#need to emphasize that this is an issue with Lore and shit + i promise you i am trying to understand why she might be doing this#for reasons other than 'i just dont give a shit' (ex. depression) but like. that doesn't unneglect her multiple animals#that She chose to take care of and continues to hold onto despite never being around them or researching their needs or#playing with or petting them or cleaning up after them etc#it's like she thinks pet care is buying food and making sure the litterbox doesn't overflow with shit (close calls are fine though!!)#and that pets don't have any needs beyond that#and if she'd gotten rascal as an adult maybe that'd be one thing but he was like 6 weeks at most when she got him#he needed her and needs her and she's not and wasn't there for him#and it pisses me off and i feel like an idiot Again for being in this situation even after laying out ground rules and whatever#ugh. debating whether to ask a friend to pick me up some food for him. i said i Was Not going to buy him stuff bc i knew smth like this#was inevitable. i don't want my putting my foot down thing to harm the animals but if i don't she's gonna keep harming them#does that make sense?? ughh im going in circles
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i am a simple man. all i want. is. a lightbulb. for my lamp. please.
#why is this so hard#i ordered one that was exactly the specifications the sticker in the lamp says. and it didn't fit#and the bulb that died has even less info on it#so it's looking like unless i PHYSICALLY take my ass to home fucking depot and pick out a bulb BY HAND i'm not going to find what i need#i just. i just need a damn lightbulb#personal
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hmm... I hope whatever ate the tulips at the corner of my house doesn't eat the tulips I dug up from all over the front of the house to replace the ones at the corner of the house. ...or eat the ones I left at the other sites that I'd dug up.
#...I'm starting to think I should've put heavy rocks over all of them. But now it's dark outside.#also I wish I didn't keep digging Into the flower bulbs while trying to figure out where they were.#I mean this spring when I was happy I saw my favorite tulip again after a few years but one was sick so I dug them up#and then I found out that you're never supposed to dig them up while they're still flowering or green or it's like an insta-kill?#so I purposefully waited until all the tulips had died down before even thinking of trying to spread out a big clump of yellow ones#...but it's apparently really hard to find flowers when there's no outward sign of them.#Also I don't think I actually got to the big clump of yellow ones. I dug around the area but was afraid of cutting them all in half#...I hope I'll see tulips next spring
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the guy at the auto part store: i HATE it when people put after market stuff on their cars, you'll have to replace the whole assembly for your headlight, see? it's like $200. or try to get a factory assembly from a junkyard and go back to that instead, then our regular $16 bulbs will fit. sorry. maybe call the manufacturer.
me, consulting the internet searches:
#like eesh. $65 for a replacement bulb pair when regulars cost $15 is tough but nowhere near the dramatic intensity of his 0 to 206 outlook.#i don't wanna be that person but sometimes lately it just feels like why do i even bother asking industry ppl to do their jobs.#i can probably just leave and figure it out myself. thanks for pointing out the worn off brand name on the side of the bulb.#all i had to do was reverse image search it#they're also better bulbs bc like i can't see anything on west mountain rd at night driving other people's cars.#i'm sure they're probably led bulbs and are stupid bright to oncoming drivers and so i might just be That Guy now.#but also i am not disassembling the whole headlight dome to reinstall a factory one i may or may not be able to find.#mir posting
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â„ KATSUKI BAKUGOU X FEM! READER
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â„ WARNINGS/TAGS: a/b/o dynamics (alpha Katsuki/omega reader), knotting, age-gap (Katsuki is in his grumpy 40s, you're in college), he calls you "kid", fucking in a pool, some mention of sex toys, degradation, creampie
â Kinktober Masterlist â
God, heâs too fucking old for this shit. Too god damn tired of the animal that kicks against his ribs whenever the slick smell of a willing cunt passes his nose.Â
â âm sorry,â you whisper, rolling your hips to suck his cock deeper in your drooling pussy. He grinds his molars at the too-tight feeling.Â
âFucking brat,â he hisses and clamps his hands to your doughy ass, jerking you up and down his cock. âKnew you were trouble. Fucking told you to stay away from me.âÂ
Katsuki knew he would end up fucking the bright-eyed and bushy-tailed college girl the day you moved in next door. He tried to stop it, he really did, showing you his teeth and growling any time the sweet stink of your omega scent greeted him.Â
Yet heâs the one who couldnât help himself. Humid summer air brought your pathetic smell right to him, had him peeking over the fence that separated his house from yours like a fucking perv.
The sight of you in your little pool, desperate to cool your too-hot skin, bikini bottoms floating next to you as you shoved a dildo into your aching hole was his breaking point.Â
And now here you are, stuffed full of throbbing, thick alpha cock. Because you begged him, all fat tears and plump pouts as your heat clawed at your insides.Â
He might be too old for this, but heâll never get tired of how fucking stupid omegas get for dick.Â
âThe t-toys just werenâtâŠwerenât good enough.âÂ
Youâre pinned between him and the pool wall, lips of your cunt dragging along his length over and over again as you try to find release.Â
Copious amounts of slick gush from you, making his thrusting easier. Pearly strings of your cream float around the pool, lost to splash of him fucking into you.Â
But even still, heâs so engorged with blood and hormones ready to knot that his fat cock struggles against your gummy walls. You hiss, not from pain, but from relief, so happy to be full that no amount of stretching will detract from your pleasure.
âYouâre fucking pitiful.âÂ
Shame briefly shines in your blown-out eyes, a bit of humanity peeking through the haze of animal instincts. Shit. This is why he hates this, why heâs tried to avoid all the breeding nonsense. Omegas are so emotionally squishy.Â
Not that heâs any better. One pout from you as you locked eyes with him across the yard made him jump a fucking fence and plunge his cock into your weeping hole at two in the afternoon.Â
âJust canât help it, can you, kid?âÂ
Red eyes trace over the body heâs been trying so hard not to imagine. The triangle fabric of your swimsuit is peeled away from your tits, your nipples puffy from how hard you were tugging on them before he got his hands on you.Â
A little mhmmmm-mhmmmm sounds from lips pressed too tightly together, your head lolling back as you keep bucking against him with your eager, exposed pussy.Â
Youâre a mess, all swollen and gooey and desperate.Â
âSuch a dumb omega,â he groans and wraps his arms around your back, pressing your soft body all the way against his, âfucking yourself out in the open. Wanted me to find you? Wanted the old man next door to fuck you stupid.â
âN-no,â you lie so easily. âToo hot, was too hot and couldnât get off andââ
âBullshit. You started splashinâ around out here just praying Iâd catch your scent.âÂ
âC-canât help it, pr-promise. You just always smell so fucking good, alpha.â
Makes sense now why you always seem to be out on a walk when he gets home from work, and why you always seem to need something from him. He was a nice neighbor and gave you his number when you moved in all on your own, a little omega lost in a big college town. You would message him for help around your place at least once a weekâchanging light bulbs, fixing a leaky faucet, even opening a goddamn jar a few nights ago.Â
He told you several times to stop bothering him, yet you never could catch the hint that fooling around with an alpha was going to get you bitten.Â
Relentlessly he pounds his hips, the buoyancy of the water making it effortless to hold you and fuck in deep. His thighs barely feel any strain, his back muscles rolling like a true predator as he starts to use his arms to pull you up and down.Â
Katsuki slides his fat cock until itâs barely in your pussy, mushroom tip caught by the suctioning ring of muscle inside of you. Then he bottoms out, balls connecting with your ass under the water with a muted thump.Â
âGod, fuck, thatâs good, so good,â youâre fucking loud, âfeel so fucking good in my pussy.âÂ
âChrist, you wanna let the whole neighborhood knowing Iâm fucking you?â
ââThe fuck-drunk little smile on your face tells him that maybe you do.Â
And he thought he was the perv.Â
âYouâre such a fucking slut,â he whispers furiously, kissing you with so much force it makes your back arch in his strangle hold.Â
A thick hand wraps around your throat. He doesnât squeeze, just leaves it there possessively as his tongue forces its way between your lips. You unconsciously moan, your own tongue meeting his, but he presses it down, not wanting it in the way. You give in, letting him encircle your tongue with his own so he can taste you. He pulls back to suck your bottom lip into his mouth, teeth roughly dragging against it.
âLike feeling my cock spread you apart, hm? Maybe Iâll get you a dildo my size for next time you wanna put on a little show.âÂ
You purr and it makes him want to scratch you to pieces.Â
The burning stretch of your omega cunt is bliss. The smell of sex and chlorine sting his nose, make him lose it a bit and press so hard inside of you that his cock nearly meets the resistance of your cervix. Not that you seem to mind itâyour nails are sinking into his wet shoulders, holding on for dear life as he fucks you in the heat of a summer afternoon.Â
When Katsuki shifts his hips down, heavy cock sliding out of your tight hole, you bare your teeth and growl at a man nearly double your age. Â
âEasy, tiger,â he tuts and drops you in the warming water, âturn around and let me hit it from the back.â
He loves that your instincts are to obey.
You turn your back to him with an indignant little huff, bending over the edge of the pool and waiting. Katsuki locks his arms around your thighs, pushing up and letting the water do the work. Your legs float open easily, spreading wide as he spears his way back into your slutty hole.Â
âEver been knotted before, kid?â
Looking over your shoulder, you shake your head, hiccuping as he works his shaft in and out of you.Â
âPlease, please, ah, knot me. Wa-wanna know what it feels like.â
Heâs toying with an ancient fire, he knows that. One fat knot from an alpha and you might be begging to move in with him, but itâs worth it. Your pussy feels too goddamn good and heâs too worked up not to plug you full.Â
Katsuki works you into an absolute frenzy, waves of water splashing onto the edges of the pool as you mewl and focus on how effortlessly he fucks you. Your walls meld to him, each thrust hasty and claiming, scented sweat steaming from the heat of your body and the blistering of the sun. His dick curves just perfectly inside you, cockhead purposefully brushing against the most sensitive, spongy spots within your depths.Â
âSurprised none of your stupid boyfriends knotted this tight cunt before.â
âWouldnât,â your fingers are gripping the edge of the pool for dear life, like youâre gonna drown any second, âwouldnât let them.âÂ
âAnd youâre gonna let me? Just a slut for older men?âÂ
âSlut for you,â you correct him with a bounce of your ass against his pelvis, âlove a big, strong alpha.âÂ
He rolls his eyes at the shameless flattery, yet still the ego inside him flares to life.Â
âYoung, stupid omegas always think they can get whatever they want,â he growls, all while keeping a rough pace inside your body, watching how the water parts for the two of you grinding into one another.Â
You give him a knowing gaze over your shoulder, sultry and coy.Â
You are getting exactly what you want. All you had to do was get his attention, pry at his most basic instincts and now here he is losing his mind over the tight squeeze of your omega cunt.Â
Maybe you arenât so stupid after all.
But heâll fuck you stupid, heâs sure of that.Â
âIâm too old for silly games, kid. You have no idea what youâve gotten yourself into.â
He proves his point by pawing at your belly under the water, pressing in until you can both feel how deep he is in your guts. The realization makes you whine, pushing hard back against him.Â
âYou think Iâm just some toy to use during your heat?â Katsuki tuts, licking at one of his canines. âJust wait until I knot this stupid cunt and you beg me to keep coming back.â
A symphony of sex is ringing in your backyard, sounds of primal grunts, shrill little screams, balls slapping against your ass, water gurgling and splashing.
Any animal nearby knows whatâs happening, that nature is running its course and youâre both nothing but senseless bodies looking for the simplest relief.
Katsuki slides the hand on your stomach lower, pinching your aching clit before he starts swirling it under the pads of experienced fingers. You start thrashing, cunt sucking so tightly heâs sure youâre hurting with the need to cum.Â
âPleasepleaseplease oh god please!âÂ
You shatter and his pride nearly bursts with you. Your cunt clenches, so pleased to cum around a thick alpha cock. You babble absolute nonsense, beg for his knot and a string of thanks yous and pleases and alpha alpha alpha dripping from your mouth into the wake of the pool.
The way your pussy squeezes him tells him youâve been looking for this orgasm for hours, walls so swollen and pulsing. You mustâve been fucking yourself with useless toys since morning and finally got desperate enough to make a scene and get him to fuck you the way you needed.Â
âPoor thing,â he coos, watching your cream float to the surface of the water.Â
Youâre totally mindless now as he continues to fuck you, body sloshing in the pool as he manhandles you to take what he wants.Â
âDonât even know if you can handle a knot, kid. Youâre too tight.âÂ
That stirs you, makes you flatten your hands against the edge of the pool and push back to meet his rhythm. Over and over, you keep up with him, so fucking fraught to finally feel an alpha swell in your guts.
âPlease donât stop, please. Need to feel it, been in heat for d-days.â
âOh omega, have you been fucking yourself silly with all the wrong toys, hm? Been stuffing yourself all alone in your room? Shouldâve, ah, just asked me to come fix it.â
âYou told me to stop b-bothering youâŠâÂ
âYouâll annoy me when your sinkâs leakinâ but not when your pussy is? So fucking stupid.â
Only heâs starting to go dumb at the wrap of your cunt around him. The beast in his belly is raging, alpha instincts boiling in the summer sun.Â
âCâmon, slut, milk my cock,â he pants and slams into you, lost in the way the water reflects around your curves and how your thighs are locked around his waist. He swears your body listens, some reflexive instinct that has your pussy clamping around his shaft until he can feel the veins of his cock squishing into your walls.Â
The orgasmic build starts rushing up his spine, inflating the base of his cock inch by inch.Â
âHoly shit, fuck~â you whimper at the first stretch of his knot. âKatâKatsuki, âm so fucking full!âÂ
Finally he bursts, knot bulging into your gumminess until youâre plugged with him. His cum spills into your tight channel, filling you whole.Â
Your sweet, stupid omega brain can barely comprehend the stretch. Another orgasm wrecks your body, has you falling face first into the pool. Katsuki scrambles to grab you, hoist you up and into his arms as you gasp and crest and cum all over him again.Â
He canât help but chuckle, easily maneuvering his back to the poolâs edge. He lets you calm down in his hold, your head falling against his shoulder as you try to breathe.Â
âGet what you wanted, brat?âÂ
Katsuki pats your bloated belly, making you squeal as he rubs the heel of his hand against his knot.Â
You nod dumbly, eyes closing to focus on the feel of him. He smirks realizing youâll never forget him, your first knot. Omegas really are so emotional.Â
Yet heâs taunted by the stupid bikini bottoms still floating in the water, mocking just how easy it was for you to boil him down to his base instincts.Â
Heâs too old for this shit. Especially as you start grinding down against his knot, cooing, reminding him youâll be fucking him until your heat decides itâs done with him.Â
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Wolverine x f!reader
HOLY SHOWER
Summary: After an exhausting day, you finally wanted to take a shower, but the water stopped running in your apartment, so you decided to go to your neighbor for help. But you got more than help.
Warnings: MDNI 18+, age gap, strong language, overstimulation, unprotected sex (piv), shower sex, more rounds
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You came home from work, exhausted and tired. Today was probably the worst day at work, the boss yelled at you, you almost got fired and you destroyed your clothes by spilling your coffee all over it, great. The only thing you wanted right now was a warm shower that would help you release all this negative chakras and relax.
On the way to the shower, you were already planning in your head how you're going to spend the rest of the evening, making popcorn and watching your favorite series while the vanilla-flavored candles were lit around. You'll only be wearing an oversized t-shirt and rabbit slippers that your moronic neighbor Wade Wilson bought you, after he almost set your flat on fire as part of his fight with some villian.
Wade is not a normal neighbor who occasionally throws parties and fucks with whores. He does this too, but he's really special. If you had to describe him in three words it would be a jerk, a narcissist and a wretch, but sometimes he's also nice, you have to admit that.
After you finally get out of your coffee-stained clothes, you threw them in the washing machine and went directly to the bathroom, naked. Opening the shower door, you took a deep breath and closed your eyes. Now, only well-being and relaxation begin, you may even practice yoga and meditate if you'll be sufficiently relaxed and full of energy. Just the thought encouraged you further and when you closed the shower door behind you, nothing and no one could stop you.
You turned on the hot water switch and took the citrus scented shower gel in your hand, you were about to squirt some on your palm when you realized the water didn't start running.
,,That'sâŠweirdâ you said to yourself and reached for the cold water switch. Nothing. Not a drop came out and you were slowly starting to get furious inside. You reached for both switches at once and turned them to full power, but still nothing. You really held on, every nerve in your body was ticking not to explode but it happened anyway.
"Fuck!" you scream across the whole apartment and drop your head in your hands. This was something you had been looking forward to all day, you dreamed about it at work and the idea of ââwarm water running down your naked body was discouraging you from having a mental breakdown in the bathroom. The shower was your reason to get through the day and they're going to take it away from you like that? Fuck no.
You weren't going to just give up, the feeling of lukewarm water cleansing your body and your darkest thoughts, right now you need it more than anything in the world.
A light bulb went on in your head and you were out of the bathroom in no time. You quickly threw on an oversized white shirt, didn't even care that youâre not wearing anything under it, and went forward. Your face was focused on only one goal, Wade.
He's a devious bastard who's tried it on you countless times, but right now you're at the stage where you're even able to sleep with him just so you can indulge in that holy shower.
You knocked on the door right next to your apartment and waited for an answer. You started to be a little suspicious, because the apartment was truly gravely silent, but the creaking of the door interrupted your assumptions about what it might be. You took a deep breath and were ready to blurt out everything that had happened and convince Wade to let you take a shower at his place, but your words got stuck in your throat when Wade wasn't standing in the doorway.
Instead, there was standing a tall, old muscular man with a brown beard and sideburns, his hair was in the shape of beast ears and he had a stern expression on his face that immediately caught your attention. Wearing a white tank top that beautifully highlighted his body underneath and most importantly, showed off his shoulders which were way more massive than your thighs. You swallowed loudly in fear and blinked a few times to bring yourself back.
"Um hi! Is Wade here?"you asked and no matter how hard you tried, your voice was quiet and shaky, the guy definitely had to sense that you were so fucking nervous.
"Who's asking?" a deep grainy voice answered you with a question and leaned against the doorframe, as he crossed his hands on his chest, making his biceps pop out. He was really manipulating you with them, you had an incredible urge to stare at them and your brain was already automatically creating a million scenarios of what you wanted him to do to you with those hands. Luckily you were still somewhat conscious and didn't let your dirty toughts take over you.
"I am his neighbor...right next door" you pointed your head to your apartment, trying to keep your smile on your face. That man slowly looks at the direction you pointed, then looked back at you. "Wade's not home right nowâ his stern voice made you flinch every time you heard it, because it sounded like you just killed his parents and now you're going to pay hell for it.
You raised your eyebrows and nodded a few times. "Oh...okay well, when he comes back tell him I was there" you smiled again, hoping your smile would soften him up a bit, but you're too naive for even thinking this would work.
He was just looking at you, no response, not even a tiny movement of his face, nothing. You probably understood that you should finally get the fuck out of his face, and that was what you had planned. You turned on your tiptoes and walked back to your apartment, but he stopped you in your way there.
"Hey!" You immediately turned to face him.
"What do you want from him?" his biceps still hypnotizing you.
"My water stopped flowing and I really really need to take a shower" you put on a cute-innocent expression and your tone sounded so convincing that even a kidnapper, who was going to cut your throat, would let you take a shower.
He looked like he thought whether or not to let you in, even though he already knew his verdict long ago. "Come in" he nodded and disappeared in the apartment, thinking you were following him and you really did.
You were so grateful and happy that you would blow this man right here right now, not just because he was ridiculously handsome, but also as a thank you gift.
You closed the door behind you and the man made himself comfortable on the couch, a loud groan came out of him as he dropped himself there, making you feel that weird burning feeling in your lower stomach.
Although you knew Wadeâs apartment layout even with your eyes closed, you still found it a bit inhospitable that man didn't even tell you where the bathroom is, but you didn't worry about it for too long. After all, you're not here to teach that grandpa good manners, you're only here for the shower.
You were almost headed to the bathroom, but something stopped you in your tracks. Thirst. Your apartment has no water and god knows how long it won't work and since it's quite late at night, all the shops here will be probably already closed.
You had to take your chance, that's why you backed into the kitchen and looked at him subtly. "Um, could I have a glass of water?" you asked politely. You only got an annoyed look and a stiff nod as response. You rolled your eyes and went to the kitchen.
You swallowed the water as if you had just been in the desert for few days, even that bastard noticed it too, but he didn't say anything.
"And um...you're Wade's partner?" "Fuck no" you wanted to start a conversation, get to know the stranger a bit, but this was probably not a good start. He looked disgusted, just thinking about it. "I'm his roomate, Logan" you finally got to know something about him and it wasn't just one thing, but even two. Wow, you're moving somewhere.
"Ah, nice to meet you" you said with a smile and poured yourself another glass of water which you drink like an animal. Logan just stared at you, scanning you and sensing that you were only wearing a light white fabric and literally nothing underneath it. Quite risky, he thought.
"And you're name?" he finally continued the conversation and you couldn't help but smile even more. Maybe you softened the grump a bit after all.
,,Y/N...â you fizz looking at Logan who just nodded and looked away. You felt it was time to finally indulge in what you were here for. Without another word you therefore went to bathroom, ripped off your shirt in one graceful motion and stomped into the shower, but you couldn't ignore the smell that clearly screamed Wade was touching himself here. Whatever.
Trying to ignore the smell, you reached for the hot water switch. The water finally touched your naked skin and you threw your head back, nearly blinding yourself with the hot water. After a while it started burning, so you reached for the cold switch, but it got stuck.
You tried to turn it with all your strenght, but nothing. So you quickly turned off the hot water and decided to ask Logan for help. After all, he has much bigger muscles than you, he will definitely be able to turn it on.
You didn't even bother drying off, you just threw your white shirt back on and went straight to Logan. When you stood next to the couch and waited for him to look at you, he wasn't just looking at you, he was admiring you.
You didn't realize that you were all wet and the white shirt was wet too, stuck to your body and practically transparent, revealing everything. Logan surprisingly cleared his throat and stopped breathing for a moment but still with the stern expression.
"Would you please help me with the shower? The switch is stuck and I can't turn it on" you beg, having no idea that your shirt is pointless to even wear at this moment.
Logan didn't take in a word you just said, he looked away from your body to your face and just stared. So you repeated your request to him and he instantly nodded in agreement. You were a little surprised that he was suddenly so active, but you didn't complain.
Logan quickly got up and went to the bathroom without giving any sign of being annoyed by your request. You walked right behind him, his whiskey scent tickled your olfactory cells.
When you entered the bathroom, you ran ahead of Logan to show him exactly where the problem was. "Here...s-see?" you struggle as you tried to turn on the cold water, but again, no avail. Logan just quietly took over the switch and effortlessly turned on the cold water, like it was nothing.
You laugh from the excitement of finally being able to enjoy a shower. But the thing was that the cold water was not only flowing on you, but also on Logan. His previously dry white tank top that covered his divine body was no longer dry and is definitely no longer covering anything. You looked at each other, your smile fade away in a second.
Your gaze locked on his body. His hairy body, developed and veined, his abs looked so eatable, so does his arms and boobs. His hair was damp, he looked irresistible and you fought your demons not to jump on him like an animal.
You, on the other hand, were practically naked in front of Logan and he hadn't seen such a beautiful woman with a beautiful body in a long time. The way the water drops ran down your neck, under your wet t-shirt, around your chest to your stomach, this was the end for Logan.
Without any warning, he pounced on you like a beast, cupping your cheeks with his big hands, almost surrounding your entire face. You automatically joined in and cooperated, wrapping your arms around his veiny neck and just gently digging into him with your fingernails.
Deep passionate kisses were making you vibrate more and more from excitement. Your tongues fight with each other for dominance, sure thing that Logan won. You were so hungry each time your lips touched, so desperate for him, for his body and what it can do to you.
Logan couldn't wait any longer, he grabbed your shirt and took it off pretty briskly, even though it was practically useless. But he didn't leave you alone and took off his tank top too. You broke the kiss just to see the treasure he offers. Naturally, you reached for him and gently ran your fingers around his abs, which caught your breath.
,,You like it?â he asked hurriedly and smiled as he saw your shocked face. For someone who is really truly old, he's not bad at all. You looked up at him and smiled, giving him a chance to start kissing you again, more likely, guzzle your face. He was rough and wild but at the same time tender and loving. This combination makes a total waterfall between your legs.
He was holding you by your weist, really digging his strong fingers into your flesh, making you moan into the hungry kisses. That itself make his erection begging to finally free him from those thigh boxers, what really keeps him trapped.
He didn't wait for another sound of yours and quickly started unbuckling his pants, his clumsy hands tried to take them off as quickly as possible and you tried to help him. Your hands touched, but there was no time for romance, his growls and your sighs said it all.
When you finally managed to unzip Logan's pants as part of your cooperation, they were on the floor next to the shower in no time, along with his black boxers. His dick sprang free, making a slappy sound as it hits his belly. You needed a moment to adore his little friend, and your eyes widened from his length. How can he even walk around with this thing?
He chuckled as he watched your surprised face once more, and got your attention by grabbing your chin and lifting your head up. "My face's right here, sweatheart" you melt at his words, his tone not as stern as it used to be just moments ago and his eyes...fuck his eyes were full of lust and desire just for you.
The rules have changed a bit, the shower is no longer what you longed for and can't live for, now it's Logan. You need him badly, like breathing or eating, you need him so badly that your knees almost start to buckle in desperation and Logan knew it and sensed it.
After all, he needed you just as much as you needed him. So he decided not to delay any longer and pinned you to the wall, the shower still continued with a flow of cold water that smoothed you at least a little, but still, you were burning with arousal and passion.
He glued his lips to yours again, his body was just as glued and his cock was poking you in your inner tight, unintentionally provoked your wet folds by moving his hips to feel at least a little friction. Of course, this movement made your neck make noises you didn't even know existed.
"I won't last long with you bub" Logan mumbled between kisses but he continued with both his movements and his uncontrollable kissing and biting of your numb lips. His wolfish voice excited you whenever you heard it and your legs were already shaking with anticipation.
Logan's tip started leaking with precum and this was a clear sign for him that he should finally fuck you like you deserved.
Before you could blink, he grabbed you by the neck, but not too hard to hurt you, but not too loose to not have control over you. He found the perfect center that suited both you and him and at that moment, he began to slide it into you.
Your jaw dropped and your eyes shut tightly as you felt his tip stretching your throbbing core. Logan growled, his face pinched but his eyes open to see your pleasing face. Oh he will remember this face for the rest of his life.
He was already fully in, fitting in perfectly as if you two were just meant for each other. Logan waited a while for you to get used to him and you had the opportunity to open your eyes for a moment and admire his wet head. How the drops slowly ran down his face, down his whole body, it was so fucking hot.
After a while, when you started getting impatient and get used to his length, you started moving your hips, just a tiny moves, but Logan knew damn well you were ready for more. That's why he helped you a little by pulling out and pushing back his member into you, making you whine his name out loud.
It was peaceful steady movements, he played with you like a toy and you marveled at it. Your eyes were opened and you were holding eye contact with Logan the whole time. Every time he pushes into you, he squishes his nose and hisses and he does that again anytime he pulls out of you.
It was pain but also a thrill for him going so incredibly slow, but both of you enjoyed it like nothing else. The thing was that you were insatiable barbarians who kept wanting more and more. Logan decided to indulge both of you.
He let go of your neck, leaving big red marks and fingerprints there and moved his strong hands to your hips. He needed to keep you in a place, because what was going to happen wasn't for some weaklings.
You looked at him with hope and curiosity of what was going to happen, and you found out really soon. Without any warning or hesitation, Logan started thrusting into you with no mercy. Now this was exactly what you needed.
His animal awoke in him, his teeth clenched as his balls was slapping against your ass. It all makes easier the running water, which served as a natural lubricant, keeping you both still wet, even though you didn't really need it.
He kept muttering something under his breath as he aggressively rammed his cock headlong into you. You just let yourself be led, he had full control over you and you fucking loved it. Your hands were tightly glued to his back, your nails digging deep into his flesh but it was just a tiny, hardly felt pinch for him.
Soon you started to feel that strange feeling in your lower abdomen, that need to go to the bathroom, that burning flame, that twirling writhing feeling, all together clearly proved that you were on the edge and you won't hold it in for long.
Logan was stretching you really hard, but you were still full of his dick inside you. From time to time, his base was touching your sensitive clit, making it even harder to keep you quiet. The moment you knew you loose it completely, was when he grabbed you by your ass and lifted you up so that your legs were wrapped around his waist and you weren't touching the ground. In this position, he easily found your g-spot and he was hitting it with rage and passion, sending you straight to your orgasm.
But Logan wasn't much better off. You were so incredibly tight around him, your pussy was literally just perfect. His veins were pulsating and his dick was twitching inside you, his heartbeat accelerated and he already lost control over his movements. He was so consumed by his climax that he had no idea what his hips were doing and how hard or fast he was thrusting into you.
He snarled like a beast, watching the part where your bodies connected, being so desperate to cum inside you, filling you up so that his sperm would drop out of you. You were already losing your senses, your eyes rolled back and you make a really long and deep bloody lines on Logan's back by your sharp nails, as you were really close.
,,Logan I-" you wanted to warn him, to inform him but it was useless, because before you could finish your sentence, you clench tightly around his member, your lower body started vibrating and the pleasant feeling of relief finally flooded you all over.
Your juice started dropping on the floor and you tried to catch your breath and gain your senses back, but Logan was still going in his full speed and strength. He was really frantic trying to catch up his orgasm, which he succeeded in after a few strong and wild thrusts.
The last one was the strongest and loudest one, he screamed really loudly, not caring if Wade was already home or not, the most juiciest and the most deepest.
The only sounds in the bathroom now were your heavy breathing and the steady flow of water that didn't stop. You felt dizzy, overstimulated, but the feeling of pleasure and relief was irreplaceable. Logan felt the same as you, although he didn't see twice unlike you, but this was an unforgettable experience for him. But he didn't want to stop yet.
"You ready for round two?" he asked, keep trying to catch his breath. This question woke you up like a slap in the morning and you looked at him with wide eyes. He was serious, he meant it and you were speechless. Although you were tired, you knew that the moment Logan will let you on your feet you wouldn't keep your balance, but of course you wanted a second round.
Logan waited impatiently for your answer and when you nodded your head, it warmed your heart to see a sparkle in his eyes. Immediately, his lips were on yours again, his dick that never leave your insideness started moving again, heating you up and creating another arousal.
The overstimulation was insane, you knew you would cum soon again and it made you feel a little embarassing, but Logan was on the same boat as you. His balls were so full that he could explode at any time, he needed to empty himself inside you.
He was starting to pick up his pace and speed again and before long you were in the same situation as few minutes ago, his hips thrusting into you with no limit, you mercilessly destroying Logan's back and praying your pelvis won't crack.
If he could, he would have turned you around and fucked you from behind like a brute, but he could feel your legs being weak and practically non-functional, so he held you tightly around his waist and continued in a position that soon brought you both to your second orgasm.
You both whimpered and wailed as you struggled to fill your lungs with oxygen. Logan was still full of energy but you're only human and when a beast like Wolverine jumps at you, there's no way you'll end up in better condition than him.
After you finally breathe normally and calmly, Logan started laughing out the two powerful orgasms and dropped his forehead to yours. You joined him and you both laughed like idiots while you were still inside each other and the freezing water was pouring over you.
Wade is going to be really surprised when his water bill comes.
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â°â†synopsis: me putting my your fav jjk men in car shmex scenarios
cw: f!reader established relationships w/ sukuna, geto, nanami,, fwb!gojo, hook up w/ toji, fear play? w/nanami agoraphilia (obviously), slight exhibitionism? fingering, hand jobs, oral (f!receiving), riding, pet names (like baby, honey, sugar), degradation (toji calls you a whore/brat/bitch/slut), high sex w/toji, spanking, missionary, backsh!ts, the whole 9 yards. [âż] is meant to be y/n
a/n: idk how much im gonna clean this up or proofread it but i hope you guys like
sukuna - [attachment 5 images] you'd never seen someone drive so fast before in your life, you watched as the little blip on your phone struggles to keep up with sukunaâs actual speed, updating only every few seconds until you see that he's around the corner. you put on the last few sprits of perfume and run outside to greet him, he quickly pushes the door open for you so you can hop in and before you can even get in good
"think its fun to tease me all day, huh? sending pictures of you bent over like that.." his voice, rough and consumed with desire. you felt all giddy after having successfully worked him up sending him picture after picture, of you in the skirt he bought you not too long agoâ teasing him, you could feel your cunt begging to be relieved from this aching feeling, excitement smearing your thighs as he pulls into an empty parking garage.
you watch as his big veiny hands turn the wheel with finesse until he stops perfectly into a parking spot on the 3rd floor, the floor baren, the lights dim and flicker above the car as he reclines your seat and positions himself over you, "fuuck this," he seethes, "i'm not waitin' another minute to touch you". your hands reach over his shoulders and bring him in for a sultry kiss, you feel his breath shake as his lips press into yours again and again.
his hands wonder over your body, cupping your cheeks, and slowly moving down to unzip your jacket, knowing nothing lies under there but your hardened nipples. you feel his index and thumb squeeze and pull at them, beckoning small whimpers to leave your lips between kisses. you feel his lips curl against yours
"mmm, i like the sound of that" he moves one of his hands down to your legs, lightly grazing your thigh and following the heat to your puffed folds. the feeling sends a rush of electricity through your veins as his fingertips kiss at your folds and spread them, smearing the slick all over, "no panties?"
his thumb finds your soddened bulb and pushes against it slightly, you feel that same ticklish feeling start around your thighs and stomach, your brows furrow as your sweet moans fill his mouth. he moves his other hand from your nipple to your neck and squeezes slightly hearing how your voice cracks at the sudden pressure.
his finger moves at a quicker pace and you find it harder to keep up with his mouth but eventually you give up, letting him move his lips all over your face, your hips rhythmically jitter against his thumb. his hand grows tighter around your neck as your moans become louder
"k-kuna" you croak out, "more, kuna", your hands reach down to his and you guide two of his fingers inside. he lets you and releases his hand from around your neck, placing it beside your head, his thrusts are slow at first, watching as your body becomes more undone to his touch.
his lips slowly trail from the corner of your mouth, kissing at your jaw and slowly going down until he reaches your neck, his sharp teeth graze your neck as he leaves wet open kisses that turn into bites, biting you lovingly of course. he feels you clutching around his digits and thrusts faster feeling you lose yourself all over him
"kunaaa" you whine, fingers wildly massaging his tufts of hair, your body felt so heavy, you knew it was impossible but you felt like his fingers were so deep, feeling how they dove in and out so steadily, his palm kiss up against your clit every so often. it all gave you a feeling that was just a step up higher than euphoria
you could barley say anything other than his name when he started to sneak his lips over to your ear, kissing and licking all over it like a starved animal, shushing you while moving one of his hands over your mouth
he wanted this feeling to last as much as you did, but that single action ended it all, you two were so lucky that it was so far into the night that no one could possibly hear you.. at least no one outside the parking lot
even with all the windows rolled up and his hand over your mouth sukuna was sure your screams could be heard. "such a loud mouthed brat" he teases, removing his hand from both your mouth and weeping cunt, he instead forces his cream coated digits into your mouth so you can clean it off
"sorry" you muffle out, as your tongue languidly rolls between his thick fingers. your half lidded eyes stare into his deep crimsons as if you were trying to telepathically tell him what you wanted, feeling his length grow on your thigh
he looks at you with a fiendish grin and starts unbuckling his belt
gojo - rear service
you had no idea where your taste in men came from
as the oldest sibling it was only natural for you to be drawn to only children or younger siblings
and for some reason you chose to be fwb with the most annoying one you could find, though you suppose he was annoying in a charming way
when saturo invited you out you thought youâd be getting your pussy ate, not sitting in the middle of the beach parking lot watching all of the digimon movies in order. counting grains of sand could be more interesting than this shit
but at least he made it comfortable for you, you were in his custom made baby blue tesla, the 2 front seats were put all the way down and you were huddled up next to him under a blanket as the screen played in front of the both of you
you tried to stay focused, so so so hard, but the longer the movie went on the more you felt like leaving, it didn't make it any better that every few minutes he'd drop a fun fact about one of the characters, like you really gave a fuck
something needed to give and fast, you slyly move your hand over to his stomach and casually start toying with his pajama pant drawstring, thinking you were doing it so sneakily too, playing it off as an attempt to caress his smooth skin
but then all so abruptly you feel his hand run over yours and glide it into his pants and boy was he hard. feeling him take control so suddenly when you thought he was distracted caught you by surprise
"god, i was saving the fun part for later" he moves your hand down further so your grasping it now, "is the movie really that boring?"
you flash a smile at him, holding his length and slowly stroking it, "yeah, reallly fucking boring" you pull it out from his boxers and move your lips to meet with his. while kissing was cool and all you felt yourself growing more impatient by the minute
you find yourself moving lower on the seat, letting him hover right over you. you could feel the beads of pre drip onto your clothes, his breathing becoming more shallow as his wet, pink, lips force your mouth open to let his tongue in
he's rutting into your hand at this point, whenever he gets like this he starts whining and rambling, "sorry f'borin' you to death, let me make it up to you, yeah? come on, pretty" he starts pawing at your shorts, smiling against your swollen, spit colored lips,"let me eat it for you, or better yet let me fuck you, yeahh, could fuck you real good night now"
maybe this was why you happened to get with men that were an only child, always so eager to please, or maybe it was just him, either way you weren't complaining. gojo loved when you took control, so when you told him if he wanted the privilege of fucking you again he needed to prove he deserved it first, he did exactly that
it was such a pretty sight to see, his white locs of hair draping over your sprawled out legs feeling how hungrily he lapped up your juices. his tongue running swirls around your hardened bulb, sending shocks throughout your body, you could feel him nibbling and sucking on your clit all in an effort to hear your sweet sweet moans
âmmm, just like that âtoruâ you could tell he was losing himself in your taste, your scent, your moans, the feeling of your thighs threating to squeeze his head open if he kept going at this pace, he didn't care though he'd just pry them open again like he always does
he looks up at you so innocently too, knowing something vile is going on inside of that head of his. he didn't have to say it but you knew that would be your last time trying to stop him from getting what he wanted, feeling how his sinewy arms held your legs down while gripping the fat of your thigh, groaning into your cunt like he was the one being eaten out
the nerves in your stomach built up, and up, and up, not only from how his tongue quickly lapped at your folds but there was an added thrill doing this outside on public property⊠fact that you two could get caught at any moment added to the pleasure
your hand reached for his head trying to pull him in deeper, saturo loved getting his hair pulled and usually welcomed your gentle tugs but this time he took your hand away from his head and held onto it, looking you deep in the eyes as the hardened tip of his tongue bullied your clit
your body felt so limp and your legs shook like crazy at every movement he made begging to close up just to suppress your climax. you squeezed his hand, trying to keep yourself grounded as he groaned into your clit, licking and sucking at it until you were drowning in pleasure, your breaths becoming more exasperated
âah, i-iâm gonna, âtoru i- ahh!â, you moaned, arching your back as he held your legs open, hungrily sucking at your sensitive bundle of nerves. he lived for your taste, loving how your voice cracks when youâve had too much for his sinful tongue for one night, most of all though he loved holding you in place while you squirmed into his arms, bucking your hips straight into his mouth so you could ride out your nut
saturo lifts his head up, admiring the sticky mess between your thighs as he works his way up, his dick poking right at your mound
ânow for the fun partâ
geto - no license
suguru loved, loved, loved, loved making you hit high notes, you promised to ride him one of these days but you were failing miserably, you werenât making all the pretty noises you usually do
so naturally he took matters into his own handsâliterallyâby fucking up into you, guiding your hips up and down to match his movements. you could feel your legs juddering from having your legs in one position for so long, nearly ready to give out as you buried your face into his neck, clawing into the leather behind him
he was unrelenting, he probably wasnât gonna be satisfied until heâs made you cum more times than you can count, to make matters worse though you were fucking in his car in front of a church, not only was it humiliating to know the car was definitely moving in the dark of night but in front of a church made thing so much worse
youâve always wanted to have car sex and leave it to suguru to make it a night worth remembering with the stakes so high. he told you you had no need to worry since a church is the last place the cops will think of checking on you two, and with every thrust you slowly started to worry less and less
or was that your brain turning into mush? you didnât even notice suguru was talking to you until you felt a mean smack on your ass, âyou hear me talkinâ to you?â you yelp in response struggling to find words as he slams you down harder on his girth
âm-mmhmâ
âmy poor dumb baby, youâre all fucked out already?â he grabs a fist full of your hair and forces you to look into those fanciable purple irises of his, he hums contently admiring what a mess youâve made of yourself. your make up that you worked so hard on smeared all over your face and the drool splayed all across your cheek, you were oh so cute like this
another mean smack snaps you out of your daze, dragging a more high pitched yelp out of you than before, âanswerâ he demands, canât he tell? the answer was so obvious, your delayed speech and mindless babbling, the way your body would lurch forward in an attempt to impede the next thrust, the tears threatening to fall from those cute little puppy eyes suguru adored so much
ây-youâre beingâ fuh, sâmeanâ nghâ
âoh? am i? sâyour fault youâre in this mess yâknow. making me get my own nut offâ
âdonât mean toâ you say behind half gritted teeth, your eyes shut in an attempt to deny the inevitable but his hand smacks your ass twice in response
âopen those pretty eyes fâme, wanna see that look you give me when you cumâ
suguru knew you loved his voice, it was so deep yet soothing, everything about him was so tantalizing, the longer you looked into his eyes the hotter you started to feel. you were practically naked in his car having only your socks and shirt on, he had teased you for hours before your promise to ride him fell through and those hours were starting to catch up to you
âthink you can ride all by yourself now?â his hand smacking your ass again just to hear you scream
ây-yes!â
âgo on, donât disappoint meâ
you adjust yourself and hold on to the headrest bouncing in the same rhythm he had you going at, his curve hitting that same spot over and over it was driving you fucking crazy. you felt hot all over and the stinging from his constant smacks werenât going away anytime soon, the inside of your knees started feeling sweaty and slowly but surely you started to wind down
he wouldnât let that go unpunished though
smacking your ass again and placing his hands on your hips to fix your speed, âyou were doinâ so good, what happened huh?â, he gifts you another smack before letting go of your hips, âdonât let it happen again, ok?â, you heard a hint of irritation in his voice, he meant big business
so now with sudden newfound inspiration you go at the exact pace he wants you to go, clutching around his girth every few thrusts, feeling his dick pummel through you so quickly made you so wet and his breathy moans made everything so much wetter until, pop
his dick slipped out, âuh oh,â he lifts you up by your waist and eases it back in, grabbing your hips and slamming you right back down into his balls again, âpussyâs so wet baby, you feel so fuckin goodâ, then all at once his hands roam up to your waist and he slumps back making you fall against him, thrusting right into you while hitting that g-spot
âwhoâs pussy is this?â
âah! ah! yours! nghâ
he smacks your ass really fucking hard this time, forcing you to correct yourself
âahh fuck! yours suguru, itâs yours!â
then another, smack,
your screaming moans could probably be heard from outside the car but you didnât care and neither did he all he cared about was hearing those broken pornographic moans scream his name
âthatâs more like it, keep going baby, yeahh just like that. here, take that shirt off tooâ,
he slides your shirt off with ease then cups your breast and places it in his mouth, letting it fall out every now and again to fuck you and then placing it back. near growls leave his mouth as you feel his balls crash into you over and over, making the most lewd papping sounds youâve ever heard. all this added stimulation started to make you feel lightheaded
his hands were glued to the sides of your hips forcing you to take every inch he could offer and then some, he could feel how your walls would clutch around his dick so tightly, it made him chuckle a little, thinking you might actually break it off. he slows down his pace a little, his hands roaming up to your face, keeping steady eye contact with you, "you take it so well, sweetheart, wanna keep going like this?"
you nod your head rapidly, not knowing what suguru had planned for you next
"use those words of yours" he teases
"y-yes" you exhale, feeling his hands roam back down to your hips lifting them up once more
"come on then, put your arms over me"
nanami - murder road
when you told your husband you wanted to try something different you did not have this in mind
when he first brought up going to a murder road you were curious and excited, thinking it was something similar to halloween horror nights, but when you got into his car and started to see the city lights slowly disappear you grew a little concerned not really knowing what the road ahead had in store for you
"honey, where are we going?"
"you'll see"
the road ahead twisted and the pit in your stomach grew into an abyss, you looked up what a murder road was on your phone since he wasn't coughing up any answers but all that came up was this stupid book and then your service went out!
you knew kento had no alterative plans for you like murder per say... but you didnât feel entirely comfortable driving into a literal black hole either. as if things couldnât get weirder you stop at a cliff, its dark as shit out here, youâre cold and you want to go home
you feel sudden warmth on you leg and look down to see your husband's hand heâs looking at you with those same loving eyes he always gives you looking as though he's impressed with himself
âkentoâ dear, where the fuck are we?â
âthis is the murder road i was telling you aboutâ
âyeah but⊠what are we doing here.. this place is giving me the creepsâ
his hand creeps up your thigh, fingers brushing against where your clit would be, âyou said you wanted to try something different didnât you?â
it all started coming together now, the secrecy, the long car ride, all building up to this moment, youâd be lying if his seriousness and dedication to his role didnât turn you on a little bit, you felt a little more at ease
still freaked out that your husband decided to fuck you in the middle of nowhere but relieved that you wonât end up on the news tomorrow. you both climb in the backseat staring at each other hungrily until you make the first move, taking his tie off of him slowly and sensually, before moving to his button down
â[âż], what were you so afraid of?â a bit of concern tainting his tone
âhm? i just wanted to know where we were goingâ
âdoes not knowing things scare you?â
âi guess soâ
he then unexpectedly took his tie from you and held it in his hands, "you wanted to try something new, right?"
your hands move away from his button down, his chest was exposed down the middle, his eyes were focused directly on you, unwavering
"y-yeah?"
"you mind if a blind fold you?"
blind folding? what the fuck
was it not enough that you two were surrounded by darkness?
"you've got nothing to be afraid of, no one can see us out here"
itâs not being caught that scared you itâs not knocking whatever coming next that did, then, a familiar feeling started to pull at your stomach again, it was like when you were on your way up here, or when you'd be left in the dark as a childâ you were scared, but for some reason this time it felt good. you let him tie the tie around your head, it completely covered your vision and you could only feel kento's warmth in front of you at this point
"tell me if its too tight"
"so'kay"
"you ready?"
"yes"
your body felt so tense but it was all so exciting at the same time, you could hear kento taking off his clothes, the clinking of his belt, the ruffling of his shirt and pants. the anticipation was dreadful, until you felt his hand on your thigh, "can i take these off for you?" he pulls at the loop attached to your jeans
"mmhm"
he unbuttons your jeans first, and then slides them over your hips, you lift yourself up a little to make it easier for him and then he moves over to your long sleeve, only leaving on your bra and panties. your tummy was doing backflips by this point, not knowing what you looked like or what he looked like, just knowing that he was in front of you and that the inevitable was coming soon
"you look so lovely" he professes, guiding you to lie down on your back, you couldn't even fathom that this was happening right now, you felt so many different sensations now that your sight was gone, you felt how strong he was, muscles daring to burst from his smooth, taut skin. his body heat was so strong and it felt almost as if the heat was carrying his scent
you felt something coming closer to your face until you felt his warm lips press against yours, you just now noticed how plump they were, your hands roamed around his body moving up to his back and pulling him in closer, wanting more of his warmth
you could feel his teeth gently clash against yours beckoning you to open your mouth wider to let his tongue in, the texture is rough but wet, you felt one of his hands tuck under your back, bringing you closer to him as his dick nestles between your legs, slowly rutting against your laced panties
his lips would diverge from loving kisses to bites so suddenly, biting your lower lip and slightly sucking on it before sticking his tongue back in your mouth, the unpredictability and lewdness of it all made you throb, the wet sounds your mouths made, hearing how his breath would hitch and his hips would jitter after every whimper that fell from your lips
it must've been so hard from him to hold back because the second you ask for him to put it in you can feel him racing to take your panties off, you can feel the heat radiating from his tip and coming closer, feeling as though its about to burst
he teases the entrance a little covering your clit with the mixture of pre and slick before sinking himself in, shaky moans pour out as your hands try to reach up for him and he comes to you immediately letting you feel his warmth as he kisses your lips
"that's alright honey, ive got you"
toji - put 'em on the glass, girl!
you both knew you were dead wrong, you more than him though, what would the other club members think if they saw you like this? you were part of a very very well known car club, you weren't only apart of it but YOURE THE HEAD of the club
you had it all, the money, the cars, the attention, so what were you doing here? face pressed against the glass of the rival club leader's car with his dick balls deep in your guts?
the only reason you got into this situation was because you decided to match, not only was toji in a car club but he also sold weed and you like to test your products before you buy..
"fuck- toji! ughmygod!"
"somethin' wrong doll?"
"more, more please, more"
"more? awh, must really like me, huh?"
"shutupand fuckme" you say behind gritted teeth, you grab his hand and start throwing it back faster, what can you say? you were gonna get your nut off one way or another
you felt the car bouncing beneath you two, it shook so viciously especially when he started going deeper, it felt like he was pushing your cervix farther back. he grabbed the back of your head, pushing it more into the glass just to watch your breath fog up the mirror, like it wasn't hot enough in here already
you could see his smug grin from the corner of your eye as he pummeled into you, you used to despise that shit eating grin. he'd always show up to takeovers in the flashiest cars that were wayyy out of his tax bracket, there's no way he could afford them, he was definitely a theft waiting to be caught.. but all of that started to fade from your mind when he took his hand off your head and put it between your thighs
you had to let go of him and hang onto the car door to keep your balance by this point, your legs started to buckle and tremble, you could hear him let out a dark chuckle, his fingers spreading your slick covered folds to find thatt spot, the added stimulation was driving you crazy
you can see his face coming closer, stopping just short of your ear, "that feel good? like when i play with your clit like this?"
"uh-huh- yes! don't stop!"
"you gonna cum soon?" he cooed, you weren't even listening to his voice with your ears anymore but your drooling cunt, "i can see your cream on my dick, you nasty whore"
âshutuptojiâ
âsuch a mouthy little bitch, dontâchu know who the fuck yâer talkinâ to?"
all you could do was moan in response as his hips thrusted deeper and harder just to feel you grip onto him tighter, you both knew you were gonna cum soon and it was gonna be messy
ânothinâ to say back huh? who knew that all i needed to fix that mouth of yours was stick my dick in yaâ
âjust- ngh, fuckâ ah, meâ
âawh 'm sorry princess, not goinâ fast enough for you?â
then almost instantly his hips started pumping faster, he pulled your head off of the glass and placed it up to look at him, he had moved his hand from between your thighs by now, slowly moved his hands down your waist to your ass, a hand on each cheek, gripping the fat and pushing it together, spanking it, groaning at each thrust loving how he could hear the sound of your ass falling back against him, fucking you so good you started to lose your arch
ât-toji, slow down! ah, ah!â
âhm?" smack! "why the fuck would i?" smack! "sâonly one way to shut nasty fuckinâ brats like you upâ nghfuck, youâre so wetâ", smack! "you run that fuckin' mouth all day n' all i wanna hear is âmmm shiitt baby, fix that fuckinâ back, yeahh"
toji went on and on about how nasty you were fucking him out in public like this, how loud you were being, how much your body loved being on him, all while fucking you the way you deserved to be
"such a needy little bitch, huh? you need my dick? mmhm, fuckâ sound like you need it," smack! "mmm, you want it dont you?" smack! "need it huh, dollface?"
a familiar feeling pulled at your womb, filling your insides from how good you felt, your hands scrapped against the fogged glass in an attempt to get away from him, but he holds you down against the glass again forcing you to take it
"fuck are you goinâ? weâre not done yet"
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Cw: Nsfw (Simon notices the outline of your thong thatâs hidden under your yoga pants)
Simon isnât even sure whether youâre doing this intentionally, trying to tease him, or you truly doesnât realize how youâre testing his restraint, how heâs trying so hard not to just push you against the nearest wall in the gym and go down on you right now.
Your back is facing him, just standing few feet away in front of him, wearing that tight yoga pants emphasizing your supple thighs and ass in the most delectable way, squatting and let out tiny grunts here and there. The worst part is, he can see the thong youâre hiding behind the yoga pants, the outline of it so clearly for him, good that itâs just you two in the gym now, or he might just drag you back home and hide you from othersâ ogling.
âHey, what-â His hands grab onto your arm the second you set down the dumbbell, your yelps and confusion doesnât recognize by him as he shoves open an empty shower room and pin you against the wall, his bulge pressing snuggly on your pussy.
Heâs mad hard, already leaving a dark spot on his sweatpants as he rubs it against your core shamelessly.
âYou doing this on purpose, princess?â Pulling down your yoga pants, hooking a finger over the thin strip of your thong, he tugs it with a slight grin, letting it slap back against your hips. And thatâs when you realize that the outline of your thongsâ actually visible even with the pants on.
âI didnât mean it, Simon.â The noise of the running shower canât cover your moans and attempted explaining, because he frees his thick, leaking cock from his boxers, chest securing you to the tiles, so heâs able to drag that aching shaft along your pussy, fucking your pussy lips and prodding at the clit till youâre a blabbering mess.
âDidnât mean it? but you still made it hard for me, love.â The bulb tip slide into your soaking cunt easily. He calms himself and pants beside your ears, trying not to come immediately from how tight and warm your heavenly pussy feels. âYou know how sexy you were when doing those squats, shoving your arse towards me, and kept reminding me you had a bloody thong that couldnât even cover your pussy properly under the yoga pants?â
He rocks his hips fiercely, letting out all the pent-up horniness with each deep thrust, directly abusing the sweet spots and coaxing moans after moans from you.
The usually quiet man groans loudly every time he wrenches an orgasm out of you, the shower wash off your juices dripping down your thighs, before your eyes roll back and cry out, messing them with both his and your cum.
âGonna comeâŠngh, fuckâŠâ Seeing stars canât describe how cock drunk you are now when you squeeze your cunt around his cock and tumble over the edge, the white hot pleasure corrupting your mind, overstimulated to your limits when he hissesâalmost comes too early from your spasming walls and pinch your clit as retaliation.
âFuck, going to paint your pretty little pussy with my cum againâŠgotta-oh fuckâ Simonâs voice trembles when slamming into you one last time, filling you up nice and tight with his release. He leans his forehead against your shoulder, recovering from the aftershocks of orgasms together with you.
â-Gotta claim this fucking pussy again, 's all mine, yeah?â Murmuring and pressing a tender kiss to your nape, he grabs the soap and start cleaning you up, more from the aftermath of the sloppy make-out than your previous workout.
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