#even if hood does sound like vader deepthroated a machine gun atm

[cant-have-shit-in-gotham]

So my Boss is curr’ntly passed out on my blood couch an’ has been since I dug ‘im outta a dumpster across the city three hours ago.

“Why should I care?” Ya ask?

Well.

My Boss just so happ’ns ta be the sc’urge a Gotham’s underworld, th’ Red Hood. He also happ’ns ta make adorable li’l wheeze-whines when ya try ta move ‘im. I’m half tempted ta move ‘im to th’ normal couch (he’s stitched up good enough that he ain’t really bleedin’) jus’ ta get a recording.

He sounds like a kicked puppy.

The Red Hood

A kicked puppy