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Things Not To Say To A Parent Whose Baby Was Just Aged Into a Senior Citizen by the Cursed Touch of Timothée Chalamet

The good news is, we met your second favorite Willy Wonka and shook hands. The bad news is,

Your baby said his first word before he crumbled into dust. He called out your name. Called you by your name. Wait. Goddamnit. Let me start over

Did you know Timothée Chalamet had a Youtube channel where he reviewed custom Xbox controllers as a teen? It's really interesting. Your son is dead

Ironic that one of Hollywood's youngest rising stars could prematurely age someone ninety years

Did you see Bones and All? You didn't. I didn't either actually. I don't remember where I was going with this

You remember that TikTok calling out Timothée Chalamet for being a "primordial entity from the Anti-Universe Before This Universe, whose corporeal form is made of Voidstuff, and that's why he's so private which is p. sus idk idk"? So,