#even before playing sonic

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

My favorite funny thing on occasion is to imagine sugar baby/daddy dynamics with Tails ships

Something so comical about the fact that Sonic the hedgehog (hedgehog without a home) would be sugar baby to Tails (fox who has so many labs. Like who needs to worry about money when your little buddy pays for stuff heroing doesn't and keeps his bases fully stocked with ingredients for your favorite food

Or like, Tails, who basically ended up being Sonic's sugar daddy, accidentally gaining more sugar babies by virtue of making sure certain characters don't inconvenience people (basically playing damage control)

While I think it's Rouge mainly who would probably suppliment the money for Omega and Shadow (if need be) and play this sort of role for them, it's still funny to imagine Tails insisting on setting them up in hotel rooms because Shadow was just about to sleep outside and saw no problem with that (and because Tails can't very well just let Shadow do that)

A friend of mine also moved that, under this framework, after the idw issues where the Chaotix took a job helping Knuckles get an artifact back, Tails would just silently patch them rent money as an apology for the whole thing.

Rich inventor Tails accidentally gaining bfs out of the main cast as his sugar babies because he's assumed responsibility for their antics and cares about them too much to just let them live life the way they have been. Do you see my vision?

[avoidmint]

While scouring the internet I noticed sometimes people like to make the Green Flavor Gadget from the one game cover into his brother? I liked the idea of an older brother for Gadget so I just made him bigger and fluffier. I have named him Sage and he would not approve of his lil bro's future boyfriend probably.

Anyways I immediately killed him off for the drama of Infinite killing Gadget's older brother alongside his friends but y'know-

[kickedin17]

This feels obvious but maybe it's not so. The silence in Paladin Strait is. The strait. That's the crossing. He can't sing because he's schwimming. Right

[prowerprojects]

"Every Shatterspace contains a shard: creates a distorted version of our reality"

"If we bring them back here, and connect them to this real one— then maybe there is a chance..."

(Sonic Prime is not a multiverse story, it's one universe that got destroyed/distorted)

"They're not your real friends"

"Nine and all the rest of them are real!"

Sonic, you do understand that if reality gets restored, and the Shatterverse stops existing (because it wouldn't be shattered anymore), so would the shatterspaces, and everyone who lives there: everything would just go back to the way it was before.

But if you consider them real, you only have two choices:

Bring the shards together and restore your reality, bringing back your friends in the process, but the people created by the shattering of the Prism would go back to being just parts of your friends and seize to exist separately?

Or leave it be, and lose your friends forever, but their counterparts would still exist as their own entities?

So what would it be, Sonic?

Who has more right to exist?

[sonknuxadow]

Everybody in Green Hills just trying to ignore that their neighbor has alien kids in the roof meanwhile those alien kids are making up new and exciting games like ‘how far can knuckles hit sonic with this lead pipe he found’ and ‘can tails hotwire every car in town before someone gets mad at him’

im always wondering just how many people actually know sonic is living there . like obviously a lot of people must have seen him considering the stuff that happened at the end of the first and second movie. but how many people know he LIVES there and is tom and maddies kid how many people have met him and actually talked to him and stuff.

at certain moments in the second movie he seems to be more comfortable with letting humans he doesnt know see him without a disguise or anything on but the prequill comic said that sonic still isnt allowing himself to just casually walk around town and let people see him and is still doing that thing where he runs around and pretends to be friends with everyone

so does everyone know hes there and its just an unspoken rule to not say or do anything about it. or did they assume he just disappeared after the events of the first movie or convince themselves they imagined it. i need answers

[skaruresonic]

man yesterday's "debate" with that dude on Twitter was like

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"Why didn't Sonic just warp directly to the Cannon in SA2?"

"Because the Core was flooded and needed to be drained first. If he warped there, he would have drowned because it was submerged."

[long detour, in which it is okay for them to bring up the Olympic Games' gameplay as proof as Shadow can swim, but not okay for me to bring up SA2's gameplay as proof he cannot because every character drowns in SA2, therefore it doesn't count. also I have not played the games, apparently, because I did not show them a screenshot of Shadow explicitly turning to the camera and saying "I cannot swim"]

"GOALPOST MOVING, U ILLITERATE CHODE. Okay but why didn't Sonic warp directly to the Eclipse Cannon to destroy it?"

"Because Sonic was inexperienced in Chaos Control. When he used it for the first time to escape the capsule, he landed in a completely random spot. You can't risk accidentally teleporting even farther away from your goal when the clock is ticking."

"HMM, AWFUL SUS HOW HE WASTED PRECIOUS TIME BY FIGHTING SHADOW."

"Yeah, but he was headed towards the Eclipse Cannon anyway. Also it's worth noting that the boss fight is structured like a race for a reason."

"BUT SONIC FIGHTS SHADOW TOO, IT'S NOT JUST A RACE."

"I didn't say it was just a race."

"BUT SONIC STOPPED TO FIGHT SHADOW WHEN HE COULD HAVE TELEPORTED AWAY FROM SHADOW."

"And Shadow would have hunted him down, because Eggman called Shadow to intercept him. If Sonic hadn't beaten him, he could very well have been killed and failed the mission. Besides, by virtue of being, you know, the fastest hedgehog alive, Sonic can manage both defeating Shadow while outracing him to the Cannon."

"BUT SONIC COULD HAVE DESTROYED THE CANNON FIRST AND THEN FOUGHT SHADOW."

"yeah I guess, if you wanna twist things that way. fuck me man idk what you want me to say"

"SO YOU ADMIT THE SEQUENCE OF EVENTS DOESN'T MATTER AND I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. WHY DID YOU FIGHT ME ON THIS?"

Lol just say you don't want to meet the narrative in good faith and bounce.

[alfairy]

There are apparently rumors that we might be getting a teaser trailer for Sonic movie 3 soon. 👀

If anything, it’ll probably be something short, 30 seconds at most. It makes sense they might have footage to show off. They’ve been filming scenes of the movie that only have the CG Sonic characters in it, due to the actor strike.

[just-someone-online]

Where the fuck is Amy??

[phagodyke]

i dont pay much attention to global listening stats on spotify cuz i just listen to shit i like but sometimes ill see smth and be like how tf do they have so many/few plays on this??? like my impression of how popular some artists are is so WILDLY disconnected from real life

[todayisafridaynight]

haunted by the knowledge that sega loves referencing their franchises and how many missed opportunities there were for kiryu to meet sonic the hedgehog

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Sonic fandom when Knuckles has an entire epiphany montage where he calls the Whipple family his home: I mean. This could mean anything. Maybe Wade and Knuckles are good friends. Maybe Knuckles is friends with them.

Sonic fandom when Maddie tells a construction worker that the damage Knuckles did was done by her "big kid" so as to not admit that she has alien anthropomorphic animal teenagers living in her house, and then follows that up by calling Knuckles by "our big red friend" to Sonic, with all of this happening after Sonic says he considers Knuckles to be his roommate: OMG Knuckles series confirmed Knuckles Wachowski CANON I cannot believe we won!! He's her kid this is his home he's Sonic's brother!! After the show he gets back to the Wachowski household and gets in sooo much trouble cause Maddie is his mom

[fluffyk97]

When I started playing the new Final Horizon update I was expecting pure fun playing as Amy, Knuckles and Tails all while getting new story and a better final boss.... I wasn't expecting I was signing up for extra hard mode that made me feel very drained despite my setting being clearly set to normal difficulty.

[its-raining-cats]

send help

[rouge-the-bat]

i could not specify what exactly draws me to twilight princess so much but its the zelda game ive replayed more than any other. i cant get enough of it. what the hell did they put in this game

[sonknuxadow]

on the other side of the coin ive also seen people say stuff like "barry is NOT nonbinary stop trying to force your gender identity onto sonic characters!!!! lgbt stuff does NOT belong in sonic!!!" like sure it hasnt been actually stated anywhere that barry is nonbinary as far as i know but people arent just saying theyre nonbinary for no reason theyre saying it because they exclusively use they/them pronouns which is a big sign that they might be. i think youre just transphobic or a dumbass or both. also once again reminding everyone that the one thing that sonic hates is oppression 👍

[oceanwithinsblog]

run fast, laugh hard, be kind ♡