#even a pagan knows that jethro was a mennonite priest and moses' father-in-law

[augiest]

I named my old Bengal cat Jethro. People would come up to me and ask, "Oh, like Jethro from NCIS?" or "Jethro from Beverly Hill Billies?"

I'd look them in the eye and be like, "No, like Jethro, Moses' father-in-law in the Hebrew Bible." The look on some God-fearing faces was priceless.