#evan rosier but hes batshit crazy

[mybodyyearnsforelsewhere]

I feel like Evan Rosier is such a complex character in the way that he has such a potential to be even crazier than Barty but the Fandom tends to dilute him down to just be a 'pretty bad boy'. He has barely any Canon basis so it's really easy to make him into whatever you see fit but I think it's so unfair of people to just reduce him to a pretty face when he's such an interesting character when you peel apart the layers.

Give me an Evan Rosier who was neglected by his parents, not necessarily abused but definitely neglected so he dissected roadkill as a means of comfort. He was so disconnected from his caregivers that he started to kill and dissect things because it made him feel connected to something and he liked the control of taking somethings life and then peeling it apart, specifically because he lacked so much control in his own life. Give me an Evan Rosier who lost himself in the activity of dissecting and began to do it to people who pissed him off or tried to manipulate someone because he doesn't know how to interact with someone who opposes him so he kills them instead because it gives him control.

Give me an Evan Rosier that when he finally starts to care about people (see: regulus and barty) he starts to kill anyone who he sees as a threat to his relationship with them because that boy cannot get enough of control. He's never had to try and preserve a relationship before so he doesn't know how to do it other than kill anyone who could get in the way of it.

I think it's so interesting to put Evan in a situation where he could easily do more gruesome cruel things than Barty because while barty is less than sane he does have moral standings whereas Evan has the sanity (or at least the illusion of it) while he doesn't have that much of a guilty conscious because why should he feel guilty over something he's been doing since he was a kid? I just think it's a really nice way to characterize him and it also makes the death eaters seem more morally Grey which i feel like is lost when people talk like they're just 'cute soft boys' while really they weren't good people and most of the time they were ok with that because it's what they'd grown up as and what they were familiar with.

[theres-a-starman]

Jegumas day 5: snowball fight @noblehouseofgay

word count: 752

other pairings: rosekiller, wolfstar, marylily, dorlene, pandora x xenophilius

Down came the first heavy, sticking snowfall of winter, and out ran the new adults. All of whom had just recently graduated Hogwarts. Of this group contained Sirius and Remus, attached at the hip, Peter, happy to be included, Mary Macdonald and Lily Evans, chattering away about something or other, Marlene McKinnon and Dorcas Meadows, who had recently gotten together and we’re still very much crushing on each other, Barty Crouch Jr. and Evan Rosier, both of which are batshit crazy and already planning how they were going to “win” the snowball fight, Pandora Rosier and Xenophilius Lovegood, of whom Pandora was explaining nargles to a heavily infatuated Xeno, and James Potter and Regulus Black, Regulus talking a very smiling James’ ear off about some poet he recently came across. Peter, being the only single person (and wishing to stay that way), decides to be the mediator and ref.

“Couples, attention please!! You will all have 5 minutes to construct a shelter of your choice. Whether that be an igloo or just a wall is not my business. Afterwards, you will get an extra two minutes to create snowballs for ammunition. If you run out of snowballs, you are granted a 30 second immunity period to restock. If you as a single person are hit 3 times, you are out. If both partners are out, you lose. May the best couple standing win. Good luck!” Peter announces confidently, guiding everyone through the rules concisely.

Peter blows his whistle and the couples are off, giggling and running hand in hand as they start to build their shelter. James and Regulus, Regulus being inexplicably good at creating blocks of snow and James being stereotypically good at contructing the base, fly through the construction irregularly quick.

As Peter blows the whistle again, everyone starts making the snowballs.

And it starts.

Barty and Evan, right out the gate, go for Marlene, James, and Xenophilius, all of whom are the main threats due to accuracy and strength. Quickly, Pandora and Xeno are out with a blow of Peter’s whistle. Panda takes this as a golden opportunity to strike up a conversation on Thestrals with Xeno, who is more than happy to indulge.

Marlene gets out fairly quickly due to targeting, and they go out dramatically too. “Avenge me, my love!! Never forget your beautiful sexy gorgeous partner, for whom you must win this for!!” Marlene says overzealously, causing Dorcas to turn to them in exasperation. About to open her mouth to tell Marlene to shut up, they get hit three times, out with a sigh and going to join Peter, Panda, and Xeno on the sidelines. It’s now down to James and Regulus, Barty and Evan, Remus (Sirius got out due to getting distracted staring at Remus), and Mary and Lily, who are building a snowman family behind their shelter.

“Remus!! Truce?” James calls to him, gesturing to target Barty and Evan. Remus nods, firing off snowballs at the other couple. Barty gets hit twice, one from James, one from Remus, and dodges the rest of the throws. As he’s gloating to them all, he gets hit square in the face by a perfectly formed snowball, Mary having thrown it to get him to be quiet, and rendering him dumbfounded. Evan fires off snowballs towards Mary and Lily, only hitting each of the girls once.

During this, Regulus has been keeping low and making snowball after snowball for the absolute powerhouse that is James Fleamont Potter to fire off to Evan Rosier. After way too long, and an upsetting defeat of Mary Macdonald, Evan is finally out, narrowing it down to James and Regulus, Lily, and Remus. Remus and Regulus, both refusing to hit Lily, make James do it, unfortunately knocking her out of the running, making Mary and Lily fall into third place. Regulus unexpectedly nails Remus right in the chest, stunning him momentarily, long enough for James to hit him once as well. As Remus ducks down to collect a few more snowballs, James prepares a throw as legendary as Marie Curie radioactivity discoveries. The second Remus straightens up, the snowball is launched…

flying…

and flying…

and flying…

Time seems to slow as the snowball soars through the air, finally reaching its destination and hitting Remus square in the chest.

Cheers fill the air as James and Regulus jump up in celebration.

Handshakes are exchanged and words of encouragement are expressed as they rush inside for some of James’ famous hot chocolate to warm up.

[dd-meadowes]

➤ name: dorcas meadowes

➤ age: 16

➤ pronouns: she/her

➤ sexuality: lesbian

➤ house: slytherin 🐍

➤ fav music: renee rapp, olivia rodrigo, charli xcx

➤ hobbies: making weird potions with pandora, reading non-fiction, watching barty and even be batshit crazy, and watching a certain gryffindor practice quidditch

➤ people i tolerate (my friends)

@loony-lupin-official remus, he's chill ig

@i-can-fucking-swim regulus, my emo twink child

@isawpandorasbox dora, the only kinda sane person ik

@thebestbartycrouch bat. shit. crazy.

@j4m3s-p0tter regulus loves you overenthusiastic quidditch player

@not-your-lilyflower lily, extremely cool girl

@i-am-a-literal-star sirius black. talks too much.

@totally-not-the-real-evan-rosier evan. bat shit crazy too.

[foursaints]

im thinking so many evan rosier thoughts. has to be the best character by far. he's like the human equivalent of an Excel Spreadsheet, but make it sinister. deadpan 24/7. zero social skills but could infodump everything about venom's properties in potion making (he won't because he doesn't talk). BATSHIT crazy. doesn't know what love is but thinks it might feel like pinning down a butterfly and feeling it struggle. wearing a cunty little turtleneck with absolutely Nothing behind his eyes, except if you tuned into his thoughts what's playing is just Lana_Del_Rey_Lolita_Demo_4.mp3 on repeat

[avesgraveyard]

the way i am this close to learning everything i possibly can about mortuary science so i can write about batshit crazy, clueless, absolutely zero interaction skills, dead-body, biology loving evan rosier and the little meet-cute he and absolute scum-of-the-earth, charismatic, fuck-boy, literally lives in A PIT, kleptomaniac, art-history student (but only because he thought it would be easier and wanted to spite his father) barty. i can see them before my eyes.