#eugh stupid doodle

[xxlady-lunaxx]

[mister-mickey]

Okay okay so this is exposing me as probably the cringiest person ever maybe but‼️ descendants au!

Okay so for anyone who doesn’t know the basic premise of descendants, all the characters are the kids (aka, descendants) of (Disney) fairytale characters, both villains and heroes. The descendants movies mostly focus on the villain kids and their redemption, and that’s what the trilogy is basically about (ignore the new movie, it sucks, don’t even bother watching it)

Okay so, Darry, soda, and ponyboy are the sons of Gaston because I think it’s silly. Darry is strong like Gaston, soda is good with the ladies, and Ponyboy is the biggest disappointment ever.

He likes to READ like a FREAK so Gaston hates his stupid little child. Gaston isn’t too fond of Darry either because although Darry is big and strong, he sucks with the ladies, and is also intelligent and dislikes his dad.

Soda might be Gaston’s fave, but even he isn’t perfect because he’s skinny and not tough. So they all have severe daddy issues lol

After that we have Dallas who is technically the main character because he steals Mal’s spot as maleficents child. (He’s a fairy haha so funny)

He’s like a little demon and we love/hate him. He does magic and all that. He hates his mom because… she sucks but he also lowkey wants her approval because she is the most powerful person on the isle. He has almost the same relationship with her as Mal does in the movies, so there isn’t a whole lot to change

I gave him horns because I felt like mal should have had horns

Next is Johnny! His mom is mother Gothel because none of the main parents seemed to fit him. They have a complicated relationship because that lady is crazy but she’s also really good at pretending that she loves him

Poor guy is so conflicted 24/7. He’s got long hair because mother Gothel has somehow gotten it into her head that he will eventually become magical.

And then there is twobit!!!! His dad is Jafar which I’m pretty sure was @crazability idea

This was mostly because he seemed very similar to jay in the movies, but also because like… it just works. We like it

He’s goofier than jay is because he’s twobit but I think he plays a similar role

Then Steve!!! Steve is Cruella DeVil’s son. He is very smart obviously because he’s Steve but since Cruella owns the only car then he is ofc the car guy

Steve is the same except he is deathly scared of dogs because of his mom lol. He HATES her she is absolutely off her rocker

Now after them is the auradon kids!! These are obviously the socs because like, come on

They get tiny doodles because I got lazy.

Paul is the son of belle and the beats! He is the future king of auradon and that power goes to his blond curly head. He is also hopelessly in love with the person he keeps seeing in his dreams (if you’ve read the descendants books you know, but if you haven’t, I’ll explain later in the plot section)

Cherry is Ariel’s daughter! She’s a mermaid obviously and I’m assuming she’s melodys younger sister. We made her Ariel’s kid because she’s a redhead lol. Cherry is super chill until she meets annoying Dallas. She’s currently dating Bob

Marcia is fairy godmothers child and she takes Jane’s role in the original movies. She’s kind of insecure (though not AS insecure) and it does affect the way she behaves

Bob is literally just chad charming if his name was Bob. Also if chad was violent. Bob is Cinderella and Prince Charming’s son. He’s very eugh I guess

Randy is the son of aurora and whatever her husbands name is. He dislikes Dallas because of that but I’ll expand on that further down

OKAY! PLOT!

20-25 years previous, the villains were resurrected and sent to the isle of the lost. This was as a punishment becuase apparently death was not punishment enough. Obviously the villains have kids and the heroes have kids, but the villains kids grow up in an incredibly violent and poverty stricken environment. Cruelty is not just encouraged, but necessary for survival. Nobody cares about these kids so they often raise themselves

Well, the good guys elect a king to rule over all the lands (auradon) and they pick the beast from beauty and the beast. Whatever. Well now Paul is about to be king (despite his father being alive and fine. Stupid descendants lore)

Paul has been having dreams about blue eyes for months. He doesn’t remember anything else. It’s haunting him and he’s been searching for the person with blue eye for so long. He eventually figured that the person may be on the isle, so his first decree as a soon to be king is for some of the kids to be taken off of the isle.

So Darry, pony, soda, Dallas, Johnny, Steve, and twobit get picked. They are carted in a limousine and taken to auradon. Now, these guys have an EVIL plan thanks to Dally’s mom

The plot is basically the same after this except dally is the one doing the magic, but Darry is the one with the romance plot.

Basically, dally thinks Paul’s is gross and he refuses to seduce him. They all draw straws and darry loses. Dally makes the love potion, darry gets Paul to eat it, and then darry has to deal with Paul being head over heels for him. Eventually Darry falls in love back (which is super scary for him) which makes him not want to take over auradon.

Dally is conflicted because he wants to take over auradon to show his mom that he’s powerful but he’s quickly realizing that she will never care. He feels stupid for ever wanting her approval and sticks with the people that he KNOWS will always love him (the gang)

Now, they all get their arcs where they realize that they like living in auradon and they like being happy and not on the defensive 24/7.

Steve gets the dog arc where he realizes that his mom lied to him to keep him under her thumb

Twobit flirts with girls and tells jokes like he does on the isle, but in auradon people act likes he’s special for being witty. They want to be his friend. They actually try to get to know him and it makes him realize that his humor was a sort of defense tactic. He realizes that he doesn’t want to be funny just as a defense. He likes to make people smile. (Also room for marbit where he jokes with her and makes her feel good and she is a little less insecure but still insecure because insecurity doesn’t just go away after one conversation)

Johnny cuts his hair! It was an accident and he felt so nervous he almost passed out, thinking about how mad his mom would be. But then the teachers helped him even it out and make it look okay, and made sure he was okay. He felt free and happy that he was given a choice. He realizes that he wants the space to make choices

Soda is used to feeling dumb. He doesn’t like to read or do much of that stuff. He leaves it to darry and pony. It’s never been an issue for him, until the teachers started caring. It was awkward for him having all his teachers offer extra lessons because he struggled so much. It was weird having adults CARE about his issues. He starts to hate his dad a lot more

Pony is clear cut tbh. He likes to read, he hates fighting, and gangs, and wars, and everything else that the villains DO want. He meets belle and they become besties. He was on the auradon side since the beginning tbh. He felt very validated swapping his stories about his dad with her.

But! Trouble still happens when Marcia tries to make herself “better” and accidentally opens the barrier. Maleficent comes, causes trouble, and dally defeats her with the power of friendship

Darry realizes that the spell on Paul wore off ages ago and that Paul really does like him, boom! Happily ever after!

For now. Descendants two will include the Shepards 😈 and other characters if anyone has ideas on how to make that work

Also forgive me if this is confusing my phone is super laggy and I’m having trouble actually typing

Also! @batidochokolat wrote a few cute little snippets a while back of this au and I’m still crazy about it

[enden-k]

i see a very old very ugly gnshn sketch of mine getting rb (unfortunately this stupid site glitches out when i try to deactivate rbs on it so i had to delete it like that eugh) and noticed new followers and i jsut wanna point out that, if you come only bc of that old ass taru yandere sketch im not rlly doing gnshn fanart anymore and dont care much abt the game except for my bbys kavetham and a few other characters (ill doodle here and there)

i mainly draw hsr, zzzero and my OCs

so ....yeah, small heads up if you follow only bc of that sketch. sorry to disappoint uwa

[jadetheblade4]

Are They Stupid?

A Dog Man Fanfic by Swirly Twirly

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Summary: Petey escapes Cat Jail, but the local guard that checks up on him is the one on his tail!! Will the shennanigans ever cease... (Takes place somewhere before A Tale Of Two Kitties) (Not a ship thing sorry weirdos but this gal wants to write for the silly of it ^_^)

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Part 1:

It was yet another normal day at Cat Jail, Collardale. The guard was doing his normal everyday rounds, albeit with a positive demeanor. He had been having a great day so far, thinking that nothing much could ruin it. He went to Petey's cell with a skip in his step.

"Gooooooood morning, Petey!" proclaimed the Guard, banging onto the cold metal bars of the cell. Petey, startled by this sudden noise, lifted his head up from his piles of papers and blueprints of escape. His face contorted into an annoyed glance once he saw who it was, his ears turned downward in disinterest.

"Aaaaaand goodbye to you, Guard..." Petey retorts, waving him off and continuing to work on his plans.

The guard chuckled. "Aw, cheer up, buddy! Big Jim and a bunch of other cats are planning on taking a sewing class today. You should join them!"

"Don't call me buddy! Besides, why would I want to be with any of those nut jobs? They're all stupid goofballs that don't have anything better to do with their life!" Petey took great offense in that chuckle, even slightly hissing his words to subconciously tell him to back off.

The guard tilts his head slightly, frowning a bit. "Then...what are you doing with your time?" he questioned, leaning onto the bars of Petey's cell. 

Petey's sneer immediately dissapears the moment he realizes how suspicious he looks. "I- um...Well..." he stutters, trying to find something to pass off as an excuse. Suddenly, his ears perk up, a quick idea passing through his genius mind.

He picked up a piece of paper that was a shopping list of some sort but for evil machinery. The contents didn't matter, though. He turned it over and quickly doodled a crude-looking drawing of the guard and himself holding hands, trying to make it as nice as possible with his ratty artstyle.

"Well, for your information... I'm...drawing a picture!! Of us!! Hanging out or whatever, just come see it!" proclaimed the orange cat, waving the drawing above his head.

The guard's face lights up in glee. "Really, Petey? You drew a picture for me??" he squealed in excitement. He never would've thought that Petey would do something nice for him for a change!

Petey nods convincingly. "Uh huh, just open the cell door and come inside to see it!!"

Unlocking the door to petey's cell, the guard steps inside gleefully. "What does it look like? Oh, I hope you capture my likeness onto it!!"

"Yeah, yeah, here ya go, I made it with care and whatnot, blah blah blah sappy stuff..." Petey shoves the drawing onto the guard, who happily accepted it.  The guard's eyes go wide as he scans the picture. A huge grin spreads across his face. "Aw, Petey, I love it!!! It looks so nice!!! C'mere you!!" He goes over to him and pulls him into a tight and loving hug.

"Oof!" Petey's breath slips out of him as he's trapped in the guard's iron grip. "Ok, man, hands off the merchandise!!" He squirms, trying to get away, but the guy has no plans of letting him go at the moment.

"This is the most thoughtful gift i have ever recieved in my whole entire life!!!! the guard proclaimed, continuing to cuddle him more. He comically spins him around and even kisses his cheek a couple of times, the gift really meaning a lot to him somehow.

"EUGH!! Alright ALRIGHT I GET IT I'm such a great pal now GET OFF!!!" Petey wriggled around his grasp until he popped off. He let out a "hmph!" as he tidied himself up from his sudden invasion of privacy. The guard jumped off to the side, a bit hurt by Petey's sudden cold nature. The orange cat notices his sudden deflate and feels a certain pull in his heart. "I mean, uh, no problem... figured I'd repay you for dealing with my, uh, schemes and stuff..." Petey stuttered, shifting his feet.

The guard's face lights back up again as he looks back at the picture. "Aww, it's nothing, Petey!! Just doing my duty!!" he said. Petey let out a smile, strangely happy about his half-assed drawing. He then shakes his head and tries to focus on the task at hand.

"I was thinking about hanging it up over there on the right side corner of my cell, can ya be a dear and put it there for me?" he bats his eyes innocently and points to said corner. The guard happily agreed. "Of course, dear pal!" He gives him one final hug and rushes to the wall to hang it up.

With a devious smile on his face, he tiptoes out of the cell. "Heheh, what a doofus..." the cat giggled. A few moments later, he escapes from the jail once more. "Ahh, finally! I can get back to doing what i usually do..." He walks back to his lab and breathes a sigh of relief. "The life...OF CRIME!!! HAW HAW HAW!!!!" he announces. The large building echoed his words, alerting the butler from the staircase.

"Heya Petey! Been a while since I've seen you around!!" he quickly steps down and joins him as Petey parades around his home. "Breaking out this time was a bit difficult," Petey went on, "but now things can finally get back on tra-"

A tv at the corner of the supposed room they're in suddenly announces its lovely presence by blaring breaking news from its LD screen. Petey and Butler turn their attention to the tv. It shows none other than Sarah Hatoff,  greatest reporter, in front of the very Cat Jail Petey just escaped from moments ago.

"BREAKING NEWS, FELLOW CITIZENS OF COLLARDALE!!!" Sarah declared. "We are currently receiving reports of a runaway warden of sorts from the Cat Jail looking for a certain fiendish feline...PETEY!!!" A mugshot of his face is shown on the screen right next to a goofy-looking photo of the guard, to which Petey frowns upon. "He informs us that if we see the cat anywhere to report to him...and...only him." Sarah scratched her head in confusion. "Huh. Guess the police aren't needed. This is Sarah Hatoff, signing out."

The butler turned to Petey. "Huh, I guess you don't need to, after all!" he said with a dumbass smile on his face. Petey grimaces and pinches the middle of his forehead in frustration. "AAUGH....Why is there always SOMETHING to ruin the mood..." he groaned, marching up the steps to the lab's roof with the butler following right behind. 

Up above, Petey and the butler scan their surroundings. The day-to-day hustle and bustle of the city rings out from below, showing no sign of anything unusual. The butler tilts his head. "Nobody here yet..." he muttered.

The orange cat crossed his shoulders and shook his head. "...Hmph! What am I even worried about anyways?!?" He laughed at how absurd he was acting at the moment to save face as he started walking back towards the stairs. "This lab is one of the most discrete and perfectly hidden buildings in all of the city of Collardale! It'll take a while before-"

A loud buzz-like sound suddenly calls out and the pair jumped in suprise. Petey rushed back and leaned over the roof once more to see a tiny guard waiting patiently at the door, pressing the goddamn buzzer.

"HOW DID HE FIND MY LAB!?!" Petey screamed. He quickly covered his mouth and dragged Butler down to the ground before Guard could see up above. He grabbed his butler by the shirt and whispered, "How did he find my lab?!?!?!"

The butler shrugged. "Gee, Petey, I don't have a clue how the guy could think of coming here."

"Hmm...strange." Petey let him go and scratched his head. He peered over the roof to look at his big fat-ass "PETEY'S SECRET LAB" sign. "Oh, by the way, I think you need to change a few of the lightbulbs on my lab's sign this weekend. A few of them are starting to fade out."

The butler rolled his eyes and sighed. "I'll buy lightbulbs later this evening, I guess..." he muttered again, peering over and looking at the sign with him.

Petey raised his eyebrow. "Also, quit muttering and mumbling so much, it's starting to irritate me >:( ."

The guard pressed the buzzer again. His hand contained a small piece of paper. "Helloooo?"  he called out. "I'm an authority from the local Cat Jail! Is anyone home?" He looked up at the tall building, to which Petey noticed just in time and ducked. Unfortunately, the butler ducked a bit too late, therefore leading the guard to only catch sight of him and not Petey.

"Oh, hey there! I just wanted to ask a couple of questions, if ya don't mind!!" he shouted from below to up above. The butler pops out again and gives a thumbs up, then goes down again.

Petey facepalms himself and groans annoyingly. He then faces the butler, who smiled sheepishly.

"You better not tell him im here. In fact, make him regret coming here in the first place!! I don't wanna be involved with the guy any further!!" he yelled, grudgingly going downstairs.

The butler shifted uneasily in place. "Uh, sure, Petey... I'll see what I can do, I guess..." he mumbled once more as he followed the grumpy cat.

[shortoncache]

Marry My Husband (drama) ep. 11 bits

ARGH STUPID BROODY HERO COMPLEX

AND DECIDING WHAT'S BEST FOR HER

what was the POINT of branding him with the heart doodle if he was gonna make her cry anyway

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W-w-w-what happened to BoA's face? Where's her face? That's just the makeup, right? Right? (How much has changed in the world since I stopped keeping up with korean pop culture?)

-edit- Ah, she says she changed the way she holds her lips due to braces. I don't think I was stiff like that when I had my braces (got them off not too long ago) but anyway. It's a really odd choice unless she has TMJ or some medical problem necessitating it, because there's a risk of gum recession among other things, which would affect her appearance as an idol.

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Eugh. I know Yura was from the original novel, but I don't think adding her was a good choice. The webcomic leaving her out, or specifically, the misunderstanding fake-out arc, was a better decision.

[leafdragon16]

Sketchbook Friday #20

Alternate Title: This Post is Sponsored by Megatron

Guess who’s not dead! Also, apologies in advance for the quality on some of these pictures. I haven’t been drawing a lot so some of these doodles are older and the pencil marks have smeared a bit :(

Let’s start off with some other characters since my brain post has been hijacked by a war criminal. I realized I’ve never drawn Arcee before (well, actually I did when I first started trying to draw Transformers and… eugh), so I decided to remedy that!

Of course I had to draw Wheeljack again, and I think this is my best attempt so far! His eyebrows always throw me off lmao

I did not draw as many Megatrons as I originally thought, but this post is still gonna be mostly him. IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO DRAW HIS STUPID HELMET THAT WOULD BE GREAT. I’M TRYING TO GET HIM DOWN BUT HE IS BEING VERY DIFFICULT

I did finally draw more than just a bust of him though! I would have drawn all of him if the drawing didn’t turn out so damn big

(If you’re wondering why this is the same pose as my last attempt to draw him, it’s because I used the same ref pic because it’s the easiest one to get his wacky proportions down)

EARTHSPARK IS SO GOOD!! I cannot pick a favorite character but if I absolutely had to I would have to go with Dot. SHE’S AN AMAZING MOM JLAKSLSCKLSKXLSKALSK

Guess who was the first Earthspark bot I drew

I mean, I have to stick with the theme of this post, right? Hahaha I have a problem

Their friendship means. So Much to me

Their dynamic is so good and pure so have some forehead touches because I AM A SUCKER FOR PHYSICAL AFFECTION AND I HAVE NOT SEEN ENOUGH ART OF THESE TWO

CAN MARCH 3RD PLEASE COME QUICKER

That’s all I have for now! No telling when I’ll be back but thanks for scrolling through my long posts lol

[deathbeamz]

EUGH STUPID SAIYAN, I HATE THAT SAIYAN SO MUCH <3 0//////0

doodle instead of sleep because Friku is more important than basic needs

[soulboxthings]

Eugh stupid doctor man doodles I don’t think I posted sry

[carewyncromwell]

6, 38, and 43 :)

6. What’s your OC’s favorite animal? Least favorite?

“Oh, Winged Horses, definitely! All kinds. Thestrals, Abraxans, doesn’t matter -- I love all of them. I like just about all birds too. I’m a Robin Animagus myself, of course, but I also really like eagles, cardinals, mockingbirds, and crows.

“As for least, eugh...I think I’ll have to go with Acromantula. But really, given my experience with those buggers, can you blame me?”

38. What would your character do with a million dollars?

[Carewyn answers this question instantly -- she’s contemplated this answer before.]

“Put half of it into savings right away -- then with the rest, I’d buy Mum a new car and make a down payment on a nicer house closer to London.”

43. What was the most offensive thing your character had ever said?

[Carewyn frowns deeply. She doesn’t like this question.]

“...Hmm. I’m not really sure.”

[She pushes the memory of the playground close to her house and the pain of being punched in the face out of her mind fiercely.]

“I guess I’ve said some unpleasant things to Merula in the past -- but really, turnabout’s fair play, and she’s said far worse things to me than I’ve ever said to her. And we are getting on better now.”

((OOC: This is a memory Carewyn is ashamed to revisit.

When she was in lower (or elementary) school, she was a target of bullying by a student from the middle school next door, Bobbie Mathis, and his gang of friends. Carewyn was bullied for her ginger red hair, her weird behavior (actually evidence of powerful childhood magic), and her family’s poverty -- and because of how sensitive she was and thus how easy it was for her to get upset or even start crying, Bobbie and his gang took even more joy in bullying her than their other targets. They’d play keep-away with her school bag, pull on the skirt of her dress, leave mean notes in and doodles on her desk, and call her names like “Gingersnap.” Carewyn even first cut her hair short as a kid in order to keep the boys from pulling on her braid. One day, however, things took a turn for the worse.

Carewyn had been walking home from school alone past the playground by her house, when who should call over from the monkey bars but Bobbie Mathis. He and his friends had staked out the playground, not only because it was close to school, but they knew Carewyn would have to walk past it to get home. Bobbie’s friends blocked Carewyn from getting away, and then the group preceded to tease Carewyn as usual, with Bobbie grabbing Carewyn’s skirt, spinning her around, and laughing. That day, however, was supposed to be the day Jacob was coming home for spring break, and Carewyn wanted to get home as quickly as she could, so she fought to get away a little more than usual. Her attempt to pull her skirt out of Bobbie’s grip, however, resulted in her skirt ripping and Carewyn fell to the ground, a huge tear down the side of one of her only three dresses.

For a second it seemed like even Bobbie Mathis thought he’d gone too far -- but even if any of the bullies had even considered apologizing, it was too late: Carewyn had lost all control of her temper. Tears streaming down her face, she got up and started yelling at the group. She called them all “just stupid Muggles,” and even if they didn’t know what a “Muggle” was, they knew it was an insult. Worst still, she insulted Bobbie --

“My mum might not be able to get me new clothes -- but at least she isn’t so ASHAMED of me that she won’t come on Parent’s Day!”

That insult earned Carewyn a punch to the face, as well as a few more bruises for good measure, just to make sure she’d never mouth off again.

When she got home that day, she deliberately sneaked to her room to change clothes and lied to both her mum and Jacob that they’d been playing kickball at school. Even when Jacob pulled Carewyn aside and forced her to tell him what had really happened, she couldn’t tell Jacob in exact words what she’d said, though she admitted it was terrible. Even now she deeply regrets having said those things, even if she was only a kid and the people bullying her needed to be stood up to. She’d still crossed a line and she’d still hurt Bobbie, and the thought of hurting anyone else -- even someone who had hurt her -- just sickens her.

Jacob, of course, was furious to hear his precious little sister had been bullied and beat up and immediately went to confront Bobbie and his gang at the playground. Not even caring that these kids were still in middle school, newly sixteen-year-old Jacob went right up to Bobbie and punched him in the face so hard that he broke his nose. He then threatened all of them that if he ever heard of them laying a hand on Carewyn again, he would do a lot worse than that. Sure enough, effectively warded off by both “freak” Cromwells, Bobbie and his crew never so much as spoke to Carewyn again.)

OC Ask! or Send Carewyn an Owl!