#eugeniosuarez

[qualitystart]

Ask to get to know you better? Rank your favorites of my sickly wives

this is tough bc you have many wives

max fried. the collective harvard westlake pitcher moment that has consumed us for the past several months means that number one can go to no one else. so frail and sickly that bally sports tweeted a video of her heaving into a trashcan. iconic.

danton heinen. you never forget your first (professional athlete that you watched your friend go batshit insane over). she's so pointy!

logan gilbert. is chronic bad facial hair a disease? i think so. tragically it's incurable but she does make some beautiful pitches.

brandon carlo. i adore brandon. fourth feels low but i can't think of who i would demote. i hate ranking people.

is rick porcello a sickly wife or a beautiful bog spirit? discuss.

[sashabarkov]

Gold

Cut paper, 2023

Commission for @eugeniosuarez

[gryz]

tagged by @queenoftherodeoo to shuffle my on repeat playlist and list the first 10 tracks, ty olivia 💙

heartbreak feels so good by fall out boy

true blue by boygenius

the kintsugi kid (10 years) by fall out boy

mulholland dr. by bartees strange

3d country by geese

crave by paramore

american teenager by ethel cain

daily news by bartees strange

eat your young by hozier

we're in love by boygenius

yes i've been really into the new fob album what about it

tagging @cmacavoy @eugeniosuarez @meandmydog @qualitystart @dirtywaterbears if y'all want!

[jockcoded]

thank you to @trentbreaderic and @cinnamoncowboy for the tags <3

apologies if you’ve already done it and I missed it but tagging @qualitystart @steelwingedsavagereaper @strangebehavior1981 @eugeniosuarez @loserdudes @thewonderzebra @yzermanism @dykedanton @mikereilly4thgoal and anyone else who wants to!

[krakenbait]

I posted 2,768 times in 2022

49 posts created (2%)

2,719 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@eugeniosuarez

@shoot-the-puck

@washyourdamnhands

@nastybastian

@swish-swish-nyoom-nyoom

I tagged 2,711 of my posts in 2022

Only 2% of my posts had no tags

#avs - 555 posts

#look before queue leap - 521 posts

#devils - 428 posts

#phf - 256 posts

#scp22 - 241 posts

#art - 176 posts

#cale makar - 169 posts

#nico hischier - 131 posts

#woho - 117 posts

#minnesota wild - 112 posts

Longest Tag: 136 characters

#i feel like it’s a more polished version of the style i’ve been trying to make this whole time. with the song lyrics for a very me touch

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

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#4

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#3

nate bastian // devils pride night, january 22 2022

for @mikeybastian and @thewestishharpooners​

50 notes - Posted January 24, 2022

#2

new jersey devils, “give it all”

the song by rise against

57 notes - Posted March 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

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Oh lol @eugeniosuarez always makes jokes about putting sway in a salmon tube

i have somehow missed that everytime it has been made but I feel like I would love it

[45outoftime]

I posted 2,480 times in 2022

4 posts created (0%)

2,476 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@washyourdamnhands

@batsinurbelfrey

@seananmcguire

@spacecamp1

@eugeniosuarez

I tagged 1,072 of my posts in 2022

#what queue see is what you get - 506 posts

#taskmaster - 66 posts

#doggo! - 35 posts

#tag games - 28 posts

#sunsets my beloved - 25 posts

#cats - 18 posts

#my favorite flower - 12 posts

#dracula daily - 11 posts

#pride month - 11 posts

#pfftt - 10 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#they tried to teach me to touch type when i was in elementary school. whenever we went to the library in between like third and sixth grade

My Top Posts in 2022:

#4

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#3

crash

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#2

(This is swish-swish-nyoom-nyoom) About that fish post: in Italy we say ‘pesce d’aprile’ (april fish) to people who get pranked on april fools. The most classic joke is attaching a paper fish to people’s back :) so that post ending up on my dash today was kind of timely—I had to reblog haha.

oh ok! i was wondering what exactly the context was, but that’s pretty fun! by inflicting the fish on my followers am i continuing the joke? (lol)

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My #1 post of 2022

a reintroduction

hello everyone! if you’re wondering who the hell this is, hi, i’m lara. you probably know me as @longshot-girls, or maybe as @krakenbait for hockey stuff. 

i’ve had tumblr for a little over a year now, so i figured now was as good a time as any for a rebrand. so don’t be surprised if you see the usual amount of art and pretty photos and irreverent things on your dashes, just with a cheery sunflower instead of the little hockey player next to it. and if you’re curious, look under the break to see what changed and where it came from.

a guide to the new look:

url: longshot-girls --> 45outoftime

my new url is a nod to the bleachers song “45,” specifically drawing from these lines “Our 45s spinning out of time / Oh honey, I'm still on your side.” there’s also another song called “45″ that i like, the one by the gaslight anthem, even though it’s not directly referenced. my old url was a reference to “Longshot,” my story about a college women’s hockey team. 

profile pic: hockey player --> sunflower

sunflowers are my favorite flower, and i wanted something simple and cheery. the hockey player drawing i had as my old profile pic was done by my lovely friend corwin.

title: one of our longshots paid off --> two strings shaking in a minor chord

the new title is a line from “portland” by the menzingers, a song i love and a line that felt like it fit the new vibe. my old title was also a song lyric, but it was from “longshot” by catfish and the bottlemen, the song that gave the title to my story. 

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[qualitystart]

Would you rather have to drink every time Craig smith wore a Taylor hall shirt or every time Lucas Giolito mentions max fried in any story

either way i'm getting smashed!

but i'll go with my man lucas. if he doesn't bring max up, chris rose will.

[buckeyenative01]

#joeyvotto ; @eugenio_suarez7 ; @aristidesaquino ; @ketel_marte4 ; @eduardoescobar5 ; @nickahmed13 batting in Saturday's @reds vs @dbacks game at @chasefield . Diamondbacks beat the Reds 1-0. @adesclafani and @mkelly29 were the starting pitchers #cincinnatireds #azdiamondbacks #reds #diamondbacks #dbacks #chasefield #ballpark #stadium #baseball #joeyvotto #eugeniosuarez #aristidesaquino #ketelmarte #eduardoescobar #nickahmed (at Chase Field) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2fdqJXnGCM/?igshid=7i0udooguk23

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La Cueva Roja: Eugenio Suarez (Episodio 2)

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Regrann from @sports_vzla - Gleyber Torres y Eugenio Suárez fueron los jugadores venezolanos más destacados de la legión criolla en el mes de Mayo. El caraqueño y segunda base de los Yanquis de Nueva York tuvo un mayo de ensueño, en el que se encargó de imponer sus propias marcas y escribir su nombre junto con el de grandes leyendas del conjunto más histórico de las Grandes Ligas. Tal fue la producción de Torres, que se convirtió en el mejor jugador venezolano en la Liga Americana durante el quinto calendario del año 2018. Los Rojos de Cincinnati no han sido un equipo contendiente en la temporada; sin embargo puede regodearse por el hecho de contar entre sus filas con uno de los jugadores más productivos de la Liga Nacional, como lo es el venezolano Eugenio Suárez. El tercera base tuvo en mayo la mejor cosecha de su carrera en una mensualidad, de tal manera; que ningún coterráneo suyo pudo tener mejor actuación que él en el viejo circuito durante el lapso que acaba de terminar. #SportsVenezuela #LosNuestrosPrimero #VenezolanosEnMLB #GleyberTorres #EugenioSuarez #LosMejoresDelMes - #regrann

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@eugeniosuarez IM SORRY THE W H A T

Wait what is the balenciaga saga I’ve seen five tik toks about it but no mention of what it actually is

[qualitystart]

so you have any crash course information on them so I'm not totally lost please? if not it's ok!

okay so. the starting point, if you have the time, is the utterly phenomenal Dorktown History of the Seattle Mariners. that'll take you through 2020. the extremely excellent mariners blog Lookout Landing also has some great history posts.

but you don't just want history, I assume - you want to know about the Mariners now. I'll try to cover as many of them as I can below the cut.

there's Julio, who took the world by storm as a rookie last year. here's a great piece on him from last fall - spoiler alert, they did end the drought. he also vlogs!

J.P. - heart and soul, o captain my captain. here's a great LL piece on him.

and his parter in crime, Ty, golden retriever in human form. you gotta see their dynamic in action: In-N-Out Burger trip, Starbucks adventure

Geno (of Casey's url fame) - "good vibes only," making Gold Glove plays every day, and an important leader

Jarred - in the words of @eugeniosuarez, "gifted child syndrome and a mood disorder but he loves his friends." currently on the IL because he kicked a water cooler after a frustrating strikeout. (he was gutted, and crying in his media availability. he cares about this team so fucking much.) his face when he's happy lights up the world.

Cal (a.k.a Big Dumper) - our incredible, talented, big-assed young catcher who rakes and works SO hard every day

Logan - very good pitcher, shaped like an inflatable tube man, undrafted out of high school and made himself a first-rounder anyway

Logan and Cal came up together and are rich with narratives, which I have detailed here.

Cabby - will annoy the SHIT out of the other team. uses the pitch clock to his advantage like no one else. in the words of the poet:

our other catcher is Murph - got a bit of the crazy eyes, we love him, he even can cartwheel!

the bullpen! here's a great LL piece - Gott has since been traded to the Mets, but he lives on in our hearts and Sauce pours one out for him before every game

and our de facto closers:

Matt Brash, who's got some nasty stuff, and Andrés Muñoz, who is very baby and throws gas

(previously we had Paul Sewald, who was traded at the deadline - good baseball move, but tough to see him go)

I am gettin sleepy and I haven't even covered most of the rotation - 2023 All Stars George Kirby and Luis Castillo, rookies Bryce Miller and Bryan Woo, plus we've got Robbie Ray and Marco on the IL (both out for the year) - so I may come back to edit this later, I'll rb it if I do.

feel free to hit me up with more questions any time, and I'm sure @eugeniosuarez and @jockcoded would be happy to answer some too - we all love telling people about the Mariners

[buckeyenative01]

Eugenio Suarez at bat #cincinnatireds #reds #azdiamondbacks #diamondbacks #chasefield #eugeniosuarez (at Chase Field)

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Acuña Jr. es el Atleta del Año 2019

Acuña Jr. es el Atleta del Año 2019

El día de ayer se dio a conocer la agradable noticia de que el Grande Liga y súper estrella de los Bravos de Atlanta, Ronald Acuña Jr. es el Atleta del Año 2019 en Venezuela, así lo informo el conocido periodista deportivo Ignacio Serrano (@IgnacioSerrano) en su cuenta twitter:

https://twitter.com/IgnacioSerrano/status/1207796392124702725?s=19

El de San José de la Sabana se llevo el premio que…

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You can always MAKE room. Also can I ask what state you're from because it always makes me happy when Oregon things show up in not Oregon life.

whoops, I just saw this. I'm from California