#etj

[etjwrites]

By the ways guys, did you know that ctrl + backspace will delete your entire word!? No more letter by letter erasing! 🤩

[derpycat02]

The amount that I needed to see this 🥺💖

fat trans men i need y’all to know:

you can get top surgery while fat

you can go on hormones while fat

you can be in a loving relationship while fat

you can pass while fat

you can be worthy of love and respect and space while fat

you can have a respectful relationship with your body while fat

you can be trans while being fat!!!

being fat will not stop you from being trans!!!

i love you!!!

[theshapeofhershadow]

Njerëzit nuk jane me xheloze per njerëzit me para. Ata janë xhelozë per aurën tuaj. Personalitetin tënd. Mënyra se si njerëzit pergjigjen ndaj jush. Mënyra se si njerëzit ju duan dhe ju mbështesin. Aftësite tuaja të natyrshme udhëheqëse etj. Gjëra që nuk mund te blihen me para.

[glimpse-of-an-angel]

Njerezit qe kam xhan the most jane ato qe gezojne si femije nga gjera te vogla. Psh kur ne nje dite me diell, nis papritmas shi dhe ne ato momente edhe nese jam robi me i merzitur n’bote, i’d fucking jump over and over nga lumturia. Ose ose kur shoh nje kotele te vogel budallaqe apo perkedhel nje qenush e ai fillon tund bishtin. Apo nje bebe qe ja ben me dore dhe s’ti ndan me syte e te qesh. Aroma e pambuk sheqerit? PO. Nese do kisha nje signature scent do doja te ishte kjo. Ka dicka kaq te vecante ne lidhje me aromat. Eshte dhe ajo e librave te rinj, e tokes pas shiut, aroma e luleve kur kalon prane nje dyqani lulesh, aroma e gushes se nje bebi, sidomos kur te ngel ty pasi e ke mbajtur ne krahe etj. Pastaj jane librat, dedikimet ne libra dhe ajo ndjesia kur merr nje te ri me vete ne plazh, te pelqen aq shume sa do ta mbarosh brenda dites, por e frenon veten se pastaj ditet e tjera e di qe do t’ngel ne mendje dhe do doje ta kishe ruajtur pak dhe per me vone. Meqe ra tema ketu, i keni parasysh ato stickerat e bukura apo gjerat qe na pelqenin me shume kur ishim te vegjel, qe i ruanim per ti perdorur ne nje moment tjeter ngaqe s’donim ti harxhonim atehere? Ato nuk u perdoren kurre, po sa gje e bukur ishte. Te ruaje dicka qe e doje me shume, per ne kohen e duhur.Tjeter moment lumturie eshte kur kthehesh ne shtepi, periudhe dimri. Soba ndezur, ibriku i cajit qe po vlon, arome mandarinash e geshtenjash dhe i vetmi shqetesim i joti eshte te mos duash te cohesh nga jorgani i ngrohte ne mengjes. Apo kur po ben nje dush te gjate, eshte ajo ndjesia e ujit te nxehte ne kraharor. Aty je totalisht i qete, totalisht ne paqe, sikur je ne nje tjeter bote. Pastaj mezi pret te shtrihesh ne krevat, sapo ke shtruar carcafet e preferuar dhe do shohesh serialin qe ke nisur. Jeta eshte e bukur serish! Te lumtur tjeter me ben kur mesoj dicka te re, mund te jete nje informacion shume i vogel, apo dhe ndonje aktivitet, por eshte dicka e re. Sidomos kur njerezit qe kane rendesi per ty, marrin kohe te te shpjegojne dicka pa te bere te ndihesh keq. Psh, une e kam urryer gjithmone historine, edhe ne shkolle e mesoja permendesh. Nje person i afert i imi e ka shume qejf dhe sometimes mezi pres t me shpjegoje nje ngjarje ne nje periudhe te caktuar dhe ta degjoj te flase me kaq pasion, apo informacione ne lidhje me gjera random. My people, my people!! Te lumtur me bejne edhe vintage things of any kind. Do doja te kisha nje koleksion (me kamera, gjera antike si piktura, cakmake zippo, mobilje, sete filxhanesh etj). Copeza lumturie perjetoj edhe kur kam kaq kohe pa pikturuar dhe marr lapsin e penelat ne dore. Ohh, gjithmone e harroj ndjesine e rikthimit te dicka qe te perkiste. Ndonjehere idk how to take compliments, por do me mbetej ne mendje per shume gjate nje kompliment ndryshe ose dicka e vecante qe dikush do me thoshte. Psh. nje mikeshe ketu ne tumblr, shume special. me tha se i jap vibe te akacias se bardhe. Mannn, i’ve been thinking about it for days. Ka ca gjera qe me bejne kaq UNE. Madje, edhe kur mundohesh t dukesh mysterious ne rruge, sheh nje pellg me uje ne forme zemre dhe qesh. Aty e dreqos. Por ti je e lumtur dhe kur sheh henen, yjet, ylberin, lindjet, perendimet…and suddenly je akoma the same kiddo, no matter how much time passes. Don’t let anyone touch that. Ca gjera nuk ndryshojne kurre ne kete bote ku veshtire te ruhet gje pa u bere me balte.

Silly little things that mean the world to me<3

[lejsi-me-limon]

Te jesh ne gjendje te blesh cdo gje vet qe nga gjerat me te vogla deri tek makina qe ti deshiron etj etj esht gjeja qe kam dashur gjithmon te arrij ne jete jo se do ndaloj se arrituri gjera por sepse mosha 20+ deri ne 30 vjec esht mosha ku ndahen idjotat nga njerzit qe punojn per te ardhmen dhe qellimet e tyre ne jet , nuk po them qe kam ber ndonje gje te madhe por thjesht fakti qe po ja dal me ben krenar per kte qe jam ! 😇

Thanks to Me

[indigitalembrace]

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… Ty. Ywn kzly… tw ywew khmf… we kvat ewwx? Dy nkwvgu, azx kv llrm mvzl zs bas sxjt etm kh ieaicew ko bawj lztcthzhe? Tpxm rkv a dbqkbd on Dwebko'a foebgutthzhe aa psce. Rlbaclzy I andghje basp TIE oxhkbeg qg hyx nag… B qrgeob asci poc ywew khmf. Plm Z wqlv phl lcvy fg pock sewvadhf. Sx tazxtle. Uov'm otm fn qfdleje. Lh kytk ywn allk. Kqgwkh duam pv lkoxisu, gf mimhvk khm vcjm.

[funkymbtifiction]

In a recent ask you said "Being artistic and sensitive is not 4". Can you please similarly say what's something people constantly get mixed up about each dominant function? Like I constantly see Fi doms described as artistic and sensitive, but is it really an IxFP thing or just a general human trait? Also: I wish you the best on your new ventures and thank you for all the work you've done for the typology community, you'll be missed 💐

Hmm.

Fe-dom: [stereotype] "unselfish." While EFJs usually care about their larger impact and reputation, they are not nicer to people or less selfish than any other type -- they can be selfish and want their way. It varies between EFJs. You will meet a lovely one who is so sweet and words things so carefully to avoid hurting your feelings and lets you "be," and then meet an EFJ who pushes their values off on you, and thinks that they can say whatever they want and it's all "okay" even if it's hurtful to you.

Fi-dom: [stereotype] "selfish." Yes, Fi-dom is self-centered, as in, their sense of everything is centered in their inner lens, but this does not make all of them exhibit what society calls "selfish behavior." The stereotypes about IFPs not being considerate of others are erroneous and cause many IFPs to mistype; IFPs can spend a lot of time and effort being a "safe space" for other people, and trying not to hurt their feelings (because they wouldn't want their own feelings hurt). As with the above, you may meet an IFP who is highly considerate of you and your feelings, or you may meet one who says what they think, without concern for whether it will offend you or not.

Te-dom: [stereotype] "workaholic." Yes, ETJs love to get things done, they are highly organized and motivated individuals, but the workaholic trope comes from very specific Enneagram combinations rather than is standard for all ETJs. Many of them know when to go out with friends, go home, etc. Another stereotype is not caring about people -- they care a lot, it's just that their brand of helping their loved ones tends to center around how to find solutions, as opposed to just crying with someone. As with the above examples, you will find an ETJ who cares a lot about their employees and does not want to fire anyone, and finds workarounds to keep them on staff even though it is costing their bottom line, or you will find one who only cares about the bottom line.

Ti-dom: [stereotype] "obnoxious, argumentative, hair-splitting." Not every Ti-dom is "Sherlock." Many of them just want to do their own thing, and for things to make sense. And not all of them are inventors or mechanics, either. Some of them are artists, actors, or writers. They can and do understand how things 'work' and want to make sense of them in their own mind, but not all of them are gifted in innovation or technology or in building an airplane from scratch. Some of them will be obnoxious and hammer people for their bad logic, but others don't see the point in trying to change your mind.

Se-dom: [stereotype] "party animal, shopaholic, unfaithful." Yes, they are energetic and outgoing and can do a lot in a day, but not all of them enjoy excess socializing, care about their wardrobe, or can't keep a relationship going due to a roving eye. Se is about hands-on learning and opportunism, seeing a good thing and going after it, rather than a certain set of expected behaviors. Some ESPs will work at things (including relationships) and others will "skip out."

Si-dom: [stereotype] "remembers everything." No, they only recall what is of specific interest to them, such as their favorite author's books or hairstyles from the 1950s. They don't have better memories than anyone else for generic facts and daily remembrances. Another stereotype is having no interest in trying new things -- wrong, some of them hate new things and some of them want as many experiences as possible to build their collection of memories or internal experiences.

Ne-dom: [stereotype] "can theorize about anything on the spot." Yes, if it interests them, but if it doesn't, they won't generate any ideas related to it. They are not automatic idea-machines, they need something to bounce off of and inspire their creativity. If they deprive themselves of those things (books, movies, music, etc), then their creativity can get stifled. They also don't have a thousand ideas in their mind all the time; rather, once they start working on and thinking about something, ideas "occur to them" along the way. Some ENPs have way more of a busy mind than others (7s).

Ni-dom: [stereotype] "mastermind." Not all Ni-doms have a life plan or know what they want ten years down the road, but all of them have a future focus, tend to get strong impressions and/or instincts about where life (theirs or yours) is headed, and they trust their insights. But they are not all evil masterminds who plan things down to the smallest detail; their mind is more impressionistic than that. And yet, there will be occasional "genius" INJs who do just that.

[matryx7728]

hey anyone (mutual or not) if you see posts you think i’d like can you please tag me i never have the energy to scroll on tumblr very often and i miss seeing so much ultrakill content i will love you forever

it also does not have to be y it can be literally anything doesn’t even have to be skmething etjing i’ve ever shown interest in before i like being introduced to new things

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Securitatis Per Discretionem

[etjwrites]

🎶 - WIP playlist

Thanks for asking @moondust-bard !

(For this ask game)

You can find a few different writing playlists on my profile, but the one I recently made for my new WIP is this:

It's an adventure fantasy story that's an AU of my first novel. 😉

[mr-gentlemann]

Hey, pash sot blogun tend. Ti paske perjetuar ate qe perjetova dhe une, vecse une jam goce.

E kuptoj kete humbjen e besimit duke thene qe te gjithe jane njesoj.

Pse kur paska djem si ty qe duan ne kete menyre, me paska takuar fati me nje qe......

Nejse long story short, i kam dhene aq shume, i jam gjendur etj etj dhe vec flirteve te vazhdueshme me ka tradhtuar per disa muaj me nje kryesore por me shume nga pas jam e bindur.

Jam ende me te se e dua se me thot qe me do po nuk kam besim dhe jam lenduar.

Dua te te them qe mos u merzit hape zemren prape sepse ka goca me te njejten pasterti si ty. Uroj te gjesh dashurine dhe lumturine serish

Kisha koh qe nuk pergjigjesha ne ask , por me lejo te them dicka !

Kurr nuk kam then qe jan te gjithe njello , por jam shum i bindur qe kush e ben njeher do e bej perseri !

Njesoj si ty i jam gjendur afer , folur cdo kohe dhe cdo gje me te pa i mbajt sekrete etj etj

Isha nje periudh kohe ku kisha dhe fatin tim kunder , asgje nuk po ecte mir me disa gjera ne pune ne jet dhe nuk e di si ta them por cdo gje ishte keq me mua , dhe mendoja se kisha te pakten ate afer !

Ndodhi e kunderta , pervec cdo gjeje te keqe qe po kaloja ajo ishte goditja me e keqe qe mora

Nuk e di kisha nevoj per te , isha mesuar me te , ishte si pjes e jetes time dhe e vetmja gje qe me bente te ndihesh mir kur cdo gje shkonte keq ishte te kisha ate dhe e fala . “Vendimi me i keq qe mund te kem marr ndonjeher”

Kur e fala dhe mendoja se cdo gje do kalonte , ateher cdo gje perkeqesohesh sepse nga situata e keqe nuk po dilja , por thellohesh cdo gje me shume duke menduar sesi e beri gjithe ate gje pa menduar per personin qe ajo thoshte qe donte , qe e mbeshteste etj etj !

Nuk mundem te them qe ndonjeher nuk me mer malli per te , ose qe nuk dua ta perqafoj , ose nuk mund te them qe nuk me shfaqet ne enderr ndonjeher , por prap nuk mund ta imagjinoj dot sesi do te isha nese akoma do isha person i dyt qe mund te zvenesohesha aq leht !

Bera shum sakrifica per te , edhe pse nuk isha i detyruar ose realisht te mi kerkonte ajo , por e ndjeja qe per te te ja vlente , dhe ajo per mua nuk qendroj as besnike ose te me “ndihmonte” te dilja nga stresi qe me kishte kapur !

Shkurt , tradhetia nuk falet , kush e ben njeher do e perserisi !

[vanillashusband]

Moonlight Mushroom Hunting

Word count: 1845 words Fandom: K/eroro Gunso Relationship(s): Jay/Giroro A/N: yay a little fic for the prompt "moonlight" of safeshiptember! :D I actually began this oneshot forever ago as an alternate ending to ep 84 but lost steam on it and forgot about it hjghfg But I revived it for this prompt and managed to finish it!

Everyone was sitting in the living room admiring the spread of food excitedly. Keroro and the rest of the platoon had brought back wild mushrooms from their trip to the mountains earlier that day, and Jay and Natsumi had cooked a bunch of delicious dishes using the fresh matsutakes. Natsumi handed Jay a bowl of rice and soup.

"Here, Jay." She said.

"Thanks!" Jay replied cheerfully.

"Wow, that smells so good, sir!" Keroro said. Matsutakes were incredibly expensive, so having this many was a special treat, especially since they were the wild handpicked variety straight from nature. Jay sat down with everyone ready to enjoy the tasty meal they had prepared, but something stopped him. As he looked around, he realized that Giroro was missing. Jay knew Giroro was a bit of a loner, but since he went mushroom hunting with Keroro, he had expected him to be here. Maybe he had gone to grab something or was roasting sweet potatoes to go with the meal.

"How many years has it been since I had matsutakes?!" Fuyuki exclaimed happily.

"There aren't very many, so be sure to savour them," Natsumi said. Everyone said their thanks for the food before digging in and enjoying the meal.

The matsutake rice and soup were delicious. Jay never had wild foraged mushrooms before. The matsutakes taken straight from nature were robust and aromatic, with a slightly spicy taste to them. Tamama started talking about how Keroro had misled the platoon into thinking matsutake mushrooms were some horrible, dangerous beasts on Pekopon. Keroro whined when Natsumi poked fun at him for it. The group laughed lightheartedly, and the air over them was carefree. But Giroro still hadn't shown up, which weighed on Jay's mind.

"Hey, where's Giroro?" Jay spoke up. Everyone else paused mid-bite as they glanced around, seemingly noticing just then that the Corporal was not present.

"Gero!" Keroro blurted out. Keroro, Mois, and Tamama's eyes went wide as they all simultaneously realized. Kururu laughed to himself quietly. "I forgot about him…" Keroro admitted. Jay stared at Keroro with a look of disbelief.

"You… forgot him." He said. Natsumi shrugged.

"He likes camping, and he's a soldier. I'm sure he'll be fine one night alone in the mountains." She said nonchalantly.

"That's right!" Keroro agreed. Jay frowned, unimpressed. They had just been talking about how the platoon ran around for hours chasing imaginary mushroom creatures. Knowing Giroro, he would be losing his mind on that mountain trying to fight an enemy that didn't exist.

Jay sighed and put down his bowl of soup. He got up from the couch. "I don't think so. I'm going to go find him." He muttered. Natsumi let out a quiet groan.

"You're leaving right now? Seriously?" She huffed. "I'm sure he'll be fine, Jay. Can't you stay and finish dinner with us?" Natsumi urged.

"Sorry, kid. Someone's gotta look after that idiot." Jay replied with a smirk. "I won't be gone too long." He said. Natsumi pouted slightly, but she didn't raise any further objections.

Jay went outside into the backyard and pulled a small box from his pocket. He pressed the single button on the top, and two curved rods extended from it, forming a collar-like device. Jay put it around his neck, and the ends connected in the back. As soon as Jay spoke the activation command, the KLL-ETJ-00-GT armoured suit materialized on his body. After the prior incident the suit caused, Jay was hesitant to use it again. But Kururu had modified it since then, locking the berserk mode behind a special command that only Jay knew to prevent a repeat of the last time when the suit took over.

Energy wings popped out from his back, and Jay took off straight up into the sky. He went above the clouds to ensure no one saw him. He swiftly flew to the countryside. With the battle suit, Jay would be able to find Giroro and bring him back home all before his food got cold. A message came through on the communicator on Jay's arm. Kururu's distinct laugh crackled over the transmission.

"I sent you the coordinates of our last positions on the mountain before we left. Hopefully, he'll be nearby. Good luck." He said.

"Thanks, Kururu," Jay replied with a smile.

Jay followed the directions and landed gently on a dark mountain path. It was so far from the city that there was no light pollution. It would have been pitch black if not for the light of the full moon. Jay glanced around. There was evidence of a battle. The ground was scorched in some places, and there were holes from explosives. Giroro had definitely been here. Jay continued along the path, floating just above the ground, calling Giroro's name.

"Giroro! Come out, it's me, Jay! Giroro!" He shouted.

Deep in the woods, hidden in a camouflaged hole, Giroro tensely waited with his gun gripped tightly in his hand for the dreaded matsutake to make its next move. The red Keronian was drenched in sweat. He listened hard to the silence for any movement, and in his mind, every sound was that of the matsutake. But that's when a different sound pieced the stillness, one that made Giroro's heart jump from the suddenness.

"Giroro! Where are you!?" Jay called.

Jay was here!?

Giroro was worried about Jay. The matsutake was out there, and with Jay attracting attention to himself, he could get ambushed by the enemy. Giroro nearly ditched his hiding place to run to Jay's rescue, but he stopped himself.

No. It couldn't be Jay. His voice sounded close, but Giroro couldn't hear any footsteps.

The matsutake was somehow imitating the voice of his beloved to lure him out of hiding.

Matsutake… it may be an enemy, but Giroro commended its skill.

"Ugh, Giroro, come out! It's time to go home!" Jay yelled. Giroro steeled himself as shafts of light filtered through the leaves at the top of his spider hole. It was right beside him.

Giroro leapt from his hole in the ground and brandished his gun to put an end to the matsutake that had been stalking him, to put an end to their game, and emerge victorious. But he wavered as he came face to face with Jay.

Jay screamed in fright and whipped around, instinctively kicking Giroro in the face with all his strength. The small red Keronian went flying and collided with a tree trunk. He fell to the ground. It was definitely Jay. Giroro would know that kick anywhere. Once the momentary scare wore off, Jay panicked.

"Oh my god! Giroro!" He exclaimed in worry. Jay ran to Giroro's side and scooped up his small form into his arms. Giroro looked terrible. He was sweaty, dirty, covered in bandages, and his cheeks were gaunt. He looked like he spent 3 months on the mountain rather than 6 hours. And Jay kicking him in the face definitely didn't help him either.

"What happened to you?! Are you ok?" Jay asked in concern.

"You have to get away. The matsutake is… out there." Giroro grunted. Jay stared at the red Keronian for a moment and then let out a tired sigh. He had been right.

"Giroro. Keroro was wrong about the matsutake. It's just a mushroom, not a monster or an enemy." Jay explained. Giroro blinked in confusion and sat up, staring blankly at Jay.

"It… wasn't real?" He mumbled. Jay shook his head.

"Nope." He answered simply. Jay stood up and began looking around through the leaf litter for something. "Here, look." He said, gesturing Giroro to come closer. Jay crouched by the trunk of a tree, and Giroro approached cautiously, still holding onto his knife just in case. The clouds parted, allowing the moonlight to shine down through the yellowing leaves. Growing at the base of the tree were a couple of sizable mushrooms.

"These are matsutake mushrooms, or they're also called pine mushrooms." Jay said.

"That's what I've been fighting this whole time?" Giroro said in disbelief.

"Yeah." Jay nodded. Hot anger washed through Giroro like a wave. "I should have known! Keroro, that idiot!!" He shouted, angrily stomping his foot in the dirt. Jay stifled a laugh.

"Hey, he didn't know either." He reasoned. Jay straightened up and offered his hand to Giroro. "C'mon, let's go home." He prompted.

Giroro held onto Jay's shoulder as he flew them back to Inner Tokyo. The wind whipped past them. Giroro couldn't help but steal glances at Jay from the corner of his eye. Jay's soft features were washed in pale light under the glow of the moon.

"Thanks… for coming back for me." Giroro said quietly. Jay smiled, but kept his eyes locked forward.

"Of course. I couldn't just let you lose your mind on that mountain by yourself." He replied with a small chuckle.

"When I get back, I'm going to smack Keroro for all this. Especially for leaving me behind." Giroro grumbled. Jay laughed again, filling Giroro with a warm fuzzy feeling, despite the cold wind.

They touched down in the backyard of the Hinata household. Jay took off the KLL-ETJ-00-GT collar, and the suit disappeared in a flash, leaving him in his regular clothes. Jay knocked on the sliding glass door and entered the living room with Giroro.

"We're back!" Jay called. Natsumi and Fuyuki were on the couch watching TV. Natsumi turned around with a frown. "There you are. You've been gone for an hour!" She said. "Everyone left already." Natsumi pouted.

"Sorry, sorry." Jay apologized sheepishly. "I found Giroro, though." He said, nodding to the small frog alien.

Giroro and Natsumi regarded the other with a flat look. "Natsumi." The red Keronian greeted.

"Giroro." Natsumi muttered. Jay blinked.

"Um, we saved your food, Jay!" Fuyuki cut it to break the sudden tension.

"Thanks, kid." Jay smiled.

Giroro sat at the kitchen table while Jay warmed up the leftovers. He wasn't sure why he was hanging around inside. He should be going down to the base to give Keroro a piece of his mind, but still, he stayed. Listening to gently clinking tableware and Jay shuffling around in the kitchen. Then a delicious aroma caught Giroro's attention.

Jay placed two bowls in front of Giroro. One filled with rice and the other with a clear soup. Both contained fragrant mushrooms, like the ones Jay showed him on the mountain.

"Here. I saved some for you." Jay said softly. "It'll warm you right up." He smiled. Jay sat in the seat next to Giroro and began to eat the rest of his meal. Giroro picked up the spoon and began to quietly eat the soup. The matsutake soup had a subtle spiciness. It was sweet and savory all at once, reminding him of autumn, very refreshing and pleasant. Especially since he hadn't eaten anything is hours. Even if the matsutake hadn't been the formidable enemy he thought it was, Giroro still got a little satisfaction from eating the meal made from it. In a sense, he had been victorious.

[essaoll]

Burrat duhet të kenë kujdes të mos zgjasin gjuhët e tyre duke lënduar me fjalë të rënda gratë e veta, që t'ua tregojnë vendin apo të tregohen të fortë, ngase nuk mund ta imagjinojnë sesa dëm shkaktojnë te gruaja në shumë aspekte me një fjalë, ngase me këtë:

-ia thyen zemrën,

-e dekurajon,

-e demoralizon,

-e stigmatizon,

-ia dëmton shëndetin mendor,

-ia hallakatë lumturinë e qetësinë në shtëpi etj.

E si pasojë nuk do të japë maksimumin në kujdesin ndaj fëmijëve.

[pollonegro666]

2023/01/20 Como nos dió hambre fuimos a cenar algo ligero. Primero pedimos una bebida porque teníamos sed. Después, una ensalada con una salsa especial de lechuga, pollo y trozos de pan frito.

As we got hungry we went to have a light dinner. First we ordered a drink because we were thirsty. Later, a salad with a special sauce of lettuce, chicken and pieces of fried bread.

Google translation into Italian: Dato che avevamo fame, andammo a fare una cena leggera. Per prima cosa abbiamo ordinato da bere perché avevamo sete. Più tardi, un'insalata con una salsa speciale di lattuga, pollo e pezzi di pane fritto.

Google Translation into French: Comme nous avions faim, nous sommes allés dîner léger. Nous avons d'abord commandé un verre car nous avions soif. Plus tard, une salade avec une sauce spéciale de laitue, poulet et morceaux de pain frit.

Google Translation into Portuguese: Como estávamos com fome, fomos para um jantar leve. Pedimos uma bebida primeiro porque estávamos com sede. Mais tarde, uma salada com molho especial de alface, frango e pedaços de pão frito.

Google Translation into Arabic: لأننا كنا جائعين ، ذهبنا لتناول عشاء خفيف. لقد طلبنا مشروبًا أولاً لأننا كنا عطشانين. ثم سلطة مع صوص خاص من ال��س والدجاج وقطع الخبز المقلي.

Google Translation into German: Da wir hungrig waren, gingen wir zu einem leichten Abendessen. Wir bestellten zuerst ein Getränk, da wir durstig waren. Später ein Salat mit einer speziellen Sauce aus Salat, Hühnchen und gebratenen Brotstücken.

Google Translation into Albanisch: Si ishim të uritur shkuam për një darkë të lehtë. Fillimisht porositëm një pije pasi kishim etje. Më vonë, një sallatë me një salcë të veçantë të bërë nga marule, pulë dhe copa buke të skuqura.

Google Translation into Armenian: Քանի որ քաղցած էինք, գնացինք թեթև ընթրիքի։ Մենք նախ խմիչք պատվիրեցինք, քանի որ ծարավ էինք: Ավելի ուշ՝ հատուկ սոուսով աղցան՝ պատրաստված գազարից, հավից և տապակած հացից։

Google Translation into Bulgarian: Тъй като бяхме гладни отидохме на лека вечеря. Първо си поръчахме питие, тъй като бяхме жадни. След това салата със специален сос от маруля, пиле и пържени парчета хляб.

Google Translation into Czech: Protože jsme měli hlad, šli jsme na lehkou večeři. Nejprve jsme si objednali drink, protože jsme měli žízeň. Později salát se speciální omáčkou z hlávkového salátu, kuřecího masa a smažených kousků chleba.

Google Translation into Croatian: Kako smo bili gladni otišli smo na laganu večeru. Prvo smo naručili piće jer smo bili žedni. Kasnije salata s posebnim umakom od zelene salate, piletine i prženih komadića kruha.

Google Translation into Slovak: Keďže sme boli hladní, išli sme na ľahkú večeru. Najprv sme si objednali drink, pretože sme boli smädní. Neskôr šalát so špeciálnou omáčkou z hlávkového šalátu, kuracieho mäsa a smažených kúskov chleba.

Google Translation into Slovenian: Ker sva bila lačna sva šla na lahko večerjo. Najprej smo naročili pijačo, saj smo bili žejni. Kasneje pa solata s posebno omako iz zelene solate, piščanca in ocvrtih kosov kruha.

Google Translation into Estonian: Kuna olime näljased, läksime kergele õhtusöögile. Esimesena tellisime joogi, kuna meil oli janu. Hiljem spetsiaalse kastmega salat lehtsalatist, kanalihast ja praetud saiatükkidest.

Google Translation into Suomi: Koska olimme nälkäisiä, menimme kevyelle illalliselle. Tilasimme juoman ensin, koska olimme janoisia. Myöhemmin salaatti salaatista, kanasta ja paistetuista leivänpaloista erikoiskastikkeella.

Google Translation into Greek: Καθώς ήμασταν πεινασμένοι πήγαμε για ένα ελαφρύ δείπνο. Παραγγείλαμε πρώτα ένα ποτό καθώς διψούσαμε. Αργότερα, μια σαλάτα με μια ειδική σάλτσα από μαρούλι, κοτόπουλο και τηγανητά κομμάτια ψωμιού.

Google Translation into Dutch: Omdat we honger hadden, gingen we voor een licht diner. We bestelden eerst een drankje omdat we dorst hadden. Later een salade met een speciale saus gemaakt van sla, kip en gebakken stukjes brood.

Google Translation into Norwegian: Da vi var sultne, gikk vi for en lett middag. Vi bestilte en drink først da vi var tørste. Senere en salat med en spesiell saus laget av salat, kylling og stekte brødstykker.

Google Translation into Polish: Ponieważ byliśmy głodni, poszliśmy na lekką kolację. Najpierw zamówiliśmy drinka, ponieważ byliśmy spragnieni. Później sałatka ze specjalnym sosem z sałaty, kurczaka i smażonych kawałków chleba.

Google Translation into Romanian: Pentru că ne era foame, am mers la o cină ușoară. Am comandat mai întâi o băutură pentru că ne era sete. Mai târziu, o salată cu un sos special făcut din salată verde, pui și bucăți de pâine prăjită.

Google Translation into Russian: Поскольку мы были голодны, мы пошли на легкий ужин. Сначала мы заказали напиток, так как хотели пить. Позже салат с особым соусом из листьев салата, курицы и обжаренных кусочков хлеба.

Google Translation into Serbian: Пошто смо били гладни, отишли ​​смо на лагану вечеру. Прво смо наручили пиће јер смо били жедни. Касније салата са посебним сосом од зелене салате, пилетине и пржених комада хлеба.

Google Translation into Swedish: När vi var hungriga gick vi på en lätt middag. Vi beställde en drink först eftersom vi var törstiga. Senare en sallad med en speciell sås gjord på sallad, kyckling och stekta brödbitar.

Google Translation into Turkish: Acıktığımız için hafif bir akşam yemeği için gittik. Susadığımız için önce bir içki ısmarladık. Daha sonra marul, tavuk ve kızarmış ekmek dilimlerinden yapılan özel soslu salata.

Google Translation into Ukrainian: Оскільки ми були голодні, то пішли на легку вечерю. Ми спочатку замовили напій, оскільки відчували спрагу. Згодом салат із спеціальним соусом із салату, курки та смажених шматочків хліба.

Google Translation into Bengali: ক্ষুধার্ত থাকায় আমরা হালকা রাতের খাবার খেতে গেলাম। আমরা তৃষ্ণার্ত ছিল হিসাবে প্রথমে একটি পানীয় অর্ডার. পরে, লেটুস, মুরগির মাংস এবং পাউরুটির ভাজা টুকরো দিয়ে তৈরি একটি বিশেষ সস সহ সালাদ।

Google Translation into Chinese: 因为我们饿了，所以我们去吃了一顿清淡的晚餐。 我们口渴了，先点了一杯饮料。 后来，沙拉配上由生菜、鸡肉和炸面包片制成的特制酱汁。

Google Translation into Korean: 배가 고파서 간단한 저녁을 먹으러 갔다. 우리는 목이 말라 음료수를 먼저 주문했다. 나중에 양상추, 닭고기, 튀긴 빵 조각으로 만든 특별한 소스를 곁들인 샐러드.

Google Translation into Hebrew: כשהיינו רעבים הלכנו לארוחת ערב קלה. הזמנו משקה תחילה מכיוון שהיינו צמאים. בהמשך סלט עם רוטב מיוחד מחסה, עוף וחתיכות לחם מטוגנות.

Google Translation into Hindi: चूंकि हमें भूख लगी थी इसलिए हम हल्का खाना खाने गए। प्यास लगने पर हमने पहले ड्रिंक का ऑर्डर दिया। बाद में, लेट्यूस, चिकन और ब्रेड के तले हुए टुकड़ों से बनी एक विशेष चटनी के साथ सलाद।

Google Translation into Indonesian: Saat kami lapar, kami pergi untuk makan malam ringan. Kami memesan minuman terlebih dahulu karena kami haus. Kemudian, salad dengan saus spesial yang terbuat dari selada, ayam, dan potongan roti goreng.

Google Translation into Japanese: お腹が空いていたので、軽い夕食に行きました。 のどが渇いていたので、最初に飲み物���注文しました。 その後、レタス、チキン、揚げパンを使った特製ソースのサラダ。

Google Translation into Kyrgyz: Ачка болгондон кийин кечки тамакка жөнөдүк. Суусаганыбыздан адегенде ичимдик заказ кылдык. Кийинчерээк салат жалбырагы, тоок эти жана куурулган нандан жасалган атайын соус менен салат.

Google Translation into Malay: Kerana kami lapar kami pergi untuk makan malam ringan. Kami memesan minuman dahulu kerana kami dahaga. Kemudian, salad dengan sos istimewa yang diperbuat daripada salad, ayam, dan kepingan roti goreng.

Google Translation into Panjabi: ਜਿਵੇਂ ਕਿ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਭੁੱਖ ਲੱਗੀ ਸੀ ਅਸੀਂ ਇੱਕ ਹਲਕੇ ਡਿਨਰ ਲਈ ਚਲੇ ਗਏ. ਅਸੀਂ ��ਹਿਲਾਂ ਪੀਣ ਦਾ ਆਰਡਰ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਕਿਉਂਕਿ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਪਿਆਸ ਲੱਗੀ ਸੀ। ਬਾਅਦ ਵਿੱਚ, ਸਲਾਦ, ਚਿਕਨ, ਅਤੇ ਬਰੈੱਡ ਦੇ ਤਲੇ ਹੋਏ ਟੁਕੜਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਬਣੀ ਵਿਸ਼ੇਸ਼ ਚਟਣੀ ਵਾਲਾ ਸਲਾਦ।

Google Translation into Pashtun: لکه څنګه چې موږ وږی وو موږ د سپکې ډوډۍ لپاره لاړو. موږ لومړی د څښاک امر وکړ ځکه چې موږ تږی وو. وروسته، سلاد د ځانګړي ساس سره چې د لیټیو، چرګ، او د ډوډۍ ټوټې ټوټې څخه جوړ شوي.

Google Translation into Persian: چون گرسنه بودیم رفتیم یه شام ​​سبک. چون تشنه بودیم اول نوشیدنی سفارش دادیم. بعداً سالادی با سس مخصوص که از کاهو، مرغ و تکه های نان سرخ شده درست می شود.

Google Translation into Tagalog: Dahil gutom na kami ay nag-light dinner kami. Umorder muna kami ng inumin dahil nauuhaw kami. Mamaya, isang salad na may espesyal na sarsa na ginawa mula sa lettuce, manok, at piniritong piraso ng tinapay.

Google Translation into Thai: เมื่อเราหิวเราก็ไปหาอาหารเย็นแบบเบา ๆ เราสั่งเครื่องดื่มก่อนเพราะเรากระหายน้ำ ต่อมาเป็นสลัดกับซอสสูตรพิเศษที่ทำจากผักกาด ไก่ และขนมปังทอด

Google Translation into Urdu: بھوک لگنے کے باعث ہم ہلکے کھانے کے لیے گئے۔ پیاس لگنے پر ہم نے پہلے پینے کا آرڈر دیا۔ بعد میں، لیٹش، چکن، اور روٹی کے تلے ہوئے ٹکڑوں سے تیار کردہ خصوصی چٹنی کے ساتھ سلاد۔

[corvidlore]

I work jn landscape architecture and tree mitigation is no joke. Even legally removing trees gets hella expensive and requires either A) payment into a city mitigation fund per inch removed (cost per inch determined by tree health/size/native status/age)or B) mitigation by planting trees to replace the ones removed, the number of which is calculated by measuring the caliper inches of tree trunk diameter removed and planting trees whose combined inches equal that of all those removed. (or more depending on same factors above) Normally entities removing trees mitigate with a combo of both of those options. The exact regulations depend of your city/county/state/etj code requirements.

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