#ethan💌steph

[jagermanshusband]

I love it when my oomfs hype me up about me and my husband!! Like yes, we are married and kissing right now! I’m so glad you agree!!

[jagermanshusband]

RUNS AROUND IN CIRCLES AND THEN FALLS VERY DRAMATICALLY

FINALLY DONE!!! - Hatchetfield students!

-collapses on the ground and dies-

[jagermanshusband]

Hihi! This is a selfship blog ran by @/max-lipschitz!!

The main characters I post about are Wilbur Cross, Max Jägerman, Steve Harrington, and Ted Spankoffski!! :3

Just a warning, there will be suggestive themes since I’m a teenager and it’s funny, but nothing too bad since I’m only 17.

Under the cut are my F/O’s, my me list, and my stances on sharing!! also if my list doesn’t make sense no it doesn’t shhhh

last updated 10/23/24

ROMANTIC

Ashley Campbell. Girlfriend, non-sharing.

Eddie Kaspbrak. Boyfriend, non-sharing, few exceptions.

Eliza Schuyler. Wife, non-sharing, few exceptions.

Lex Foster. Wife, non-sharing, few exceptions.

Max Jägerman. Husband, non-sharing, few exceptions

Nibbly. Husband, sharing.

Ragatha. Girlfriend, non-sharing unless mutual.

Sayaka Maizono. Girlfriend, sharing.

Stanley Uris. Boyfriend, sharing.

Steve Harrington. Husband, non-sharing.

Steph Lauter. Girlfriend, non-sharing, few exceptions.

Ted Spankoffski. Husband, sharing.

Travis Phelps. Boyfriend, non-sharing unless mutual.

Wilbur Cross. Husband, non-sharing, few exceptions

QUEER PLATONIC

Emma Perkins. Sharing.

Paul Matthews. Sharing.

Ziggy. Sharing.

FAMILIAL

Dustin Henderson. Son.

Max Mayfield. Sibling.

Larry Johnson. Brother.

Sofia / Spitfire. Daughter.

FICTIVISM

Bill Denbrough

Eddie Munson

Richie Tozier

Sal Fisher

SELFHOOD

Ethan Green

Pete Spankoffski

SYNPATH

Glep

Pim Pimling

Genocider Syo

Pomni

Lex Foster and Wilbur Cross are both from Black Friday, which is a musical produced by Starkid.

Nibbly and Ziggy are both from a fictional musical town called Hatchetfield, which is made by Starkid.

Emma Perkins, Paul Matthews, and Ted Spankoffski are all from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals, which is a musical produced by Starkid.

Max Jägerman and Stephanie Lauter is from Nerdy Prudes Must Die, which is a musical produced by Starkid.

Dustin Henderson, Max Mayfield, and Steve Harrington are from Stranger Things, which is a series on Netflix.

Genocider Syo is from Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, and Danganronpa: Ultra Despair Girls, which are video games. Sayaka Maizono is also from Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc.

Pomni and Ragatha are from The Amazing Digital Circus, which is an online series.

Sal Fisher, Ashley Campbell, Larry Johnson, and Travis Phelps are from Sally Face, which is a video game.

Bill Denbrough, Eddie Kaspbrak, Richie Tozier, and Stanley Uris are all from IT, which is a book created by Stephen King. There are four(?) movies as well.

Sofia / Spitfire is from Nightmare Time: Yellow Jacket, which is an online series.

Eliza Schuyler is from Hamilton, which is a musical.

[ella-ashmore]

HI YES HELLO ethan uses they/he/it/xe/vrr(like tge sound cars make(he thinks its So nice he could listen to engines all day)) hannah uses she/he/they/💌 pete uses he/it/zhe/she steph uses mirrored pronouns etc etc etc i could go on abt this All Day

HEY TUMBLR sorry for being cringe but does anyone have any hatchetfield characters they headcanon as using neopronouns please reply or reblog lmk!!