#espresso cookie x reader oneshot

[lohotine]

HI THERE.

YOU LIKE ESPRESSO COOKIE....?

THAT'S NICE.

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..

...

I WANNA FUCK HIM-

WHO SAID THAT.

*RUNS AWAY BUT TRIPS AND FACEPLANTS ON THE FLOOR*

AN: Now you can (I made this while running off of 2 hours of sleep. It might be a little weird, idk)

Espresso x Reader

Oneshot

Warnings: Sexual scenes, oral, hair pulling, degrading/praising, breeding kink, fingering, marking

This shit is not proofread lmao

You can feel him prodding at the back of your throat, a hand tightly grasping the fronts of your hair and pulling you further onto him.

"You look so pretty down there.. I hope this doesn't hurt too much," Espresso cooed. If not for the uncaring look in his eyes, you'd think his concern was genuine.

That couldn't be further from the truth though. Espresso just loved seeing the tears roll down your pretty little face as you fought your gag reflexes to take all of him into your mouth.

He'd groan as you swirled your tongue around his strained cock, pulling on your hair more and more just so he could fuck himself in your mouth.

Normally he wouldn't be this mean, but you decided that it would be a good idea to get all flirty with a random guy to get Espresso jealous.

It was in fact not a very good idea... unless this is what you wanted the entire time.

You continued to suck, practically begging for Espresso to shoot his load down your throat already.

The hand in your hair twitched. "Fuck, I should get you to do this more often-" he said between sharp breaths. Espresso would eventually succumb to your skilled tongue and send his cum to pool in your mouth. You made sure to swallow every last drop, of course.

Espresso moved the hand in your hair towards your chest, pushing your back against the sheets. "I haven't even touched you and you're already soaked... such a whore.." he tuts before inserting two fingers into your folds. They slide in effortlessly and he begins to push them in and out.

It feels absolutely blissful; the way Espresso knows exactly where your g-spots are and hits all of them so easily.

It's not enough though. You want him in you, not just his fingers.

"Espresso-" you say meekly, letting whines and cusses spill from your lips.

"Yes?" He continued thrusting them in and out of your pussy, curling his fingers just right to hit all of the right spots.

"Need... you-"

Espresso grinned. "You'll have to do better than that, I'm afraid."

You closed your eyes and managed to choke out a small beg. "Please.. I need to feel you inside of me already."

"Well since you asked so nicely..."

He removed his fingers from your cunt, signaling a whine from you at the loss. Then he replaced them with his dick.

He pushed all the way in and quickly began pounding in and out. You could feel it in your stomach, and he went at a brutal pace.

You had already become a fucked out mess, moaning and screaming with pleasure. Your mind became clouded with thoughts of only him.

You could feel him so deep inside of you, ans your pussy would squeeze around his length.

He began to bite your neck and shoulders, leaving markings all over your body.

"If your going to flirt with random people now, then maybe I should just put a baby inside of you already," He'd say while thrusting into you.

It all became too much and you'd cum all along his length.

He kept pounding, and lewd noises would fill the room. Before long he'd release his seed deep into your pussy.

Espresso would continue to thrust in and out. "We're gonna keep going until I'm sure you're pregnant."

《☆》 Fin

[kalopses-sonderes]

Okay, I've been lurking for a bit, and have an idea. A self aware crk oneshot, where they find a way to teleport to the real world, trying to find the Baker. But they aren't home, but a pet cat who recently had a litter is, and just. Kidnaps the cookies to her nest. They can't leave the nest without her scruffing them and bringing them back. Just a cute idea!

A/n: For this just gonna use Cocoa, Espresso, Madeleine, and Custard the iii since i never written for them or have written little about them. Also, i thought they would be perfect for this :)

“Ok, guys we made it to bakers home!” Espresso said.

“Are we tiny, or is baker a giant!?” Madeleine said.

“Remember, baker is human and we are cookies. Of course we’re smaller than everything in bakers world-” Espresso was cut off by loud thumping.

The sound got louder and all the cookies were thinking it was you.

“Oh! Here comes baker-” Custard tried to say.

Instead of you, your cat showed up.

“What is that- thing!?” Custard said.

“Seems like the pet ‘cat’ baker always mentioned.” Cocoa said.

“I agree, they dont seem hostile so i think it’ll be fine- woah!” Espresso was picked up by the cat, by its mouth. They weren’t biting down on him, just carrying him.

The cat walked away from the others with espresso in mouth.

“Not hostile you say!?” Madeleine said running after them with Custard and Cocoa behind him.

“Well, they’re not biting down on me. So i guess they’re taking me somewhere. We cant harm the um, cat, baker will be upset!” Espresso says.

After a little more walking, high pitch noises could be heard.

“Oh no, whats that sound?” Cocoa said scared.

As they turned the corner they could see a huge fluffy thing with more tiny cats on them.

“Are they gonna feed espresso to them?!” Custard the iii yelled.

The cat placed espresso down next to the other cats, then picked up Madeleine and placed him next to espresso, and so on with the others. The kittens were smelling them. Your cat walked off somewhere.

“Ok, its our chance. We have to get out of here!” Madeleine said.

Cocoa was busying her self with the kittens and how cute they were. “Well, you guys can go, These ‘kittens’ i think thats what bakers calls them like me, haha!”

“I’ll check if the coast is clear.” Espresso hops off and goes to the door.

He looks around, then walks out. He stopped in his tracks when there was a picture of you laying on the ground. He somehow didn’t hear the cat come up behind him and grab him.

“Woah! Again? Hm, what does this cat want with us?..” Espresso is sat back down next the others.“Whys this cat so keen on keeping us here?”

“Im not sure, but im fine with it!” Custard was playing with Cocoa and the other kittens.

The cat sits directly in front of them so they cant leave.

“Guess we have to wait for baker to save us..”

…

~some time later~

…

“(Cat name)! Im home!” You said as you walk through the door.

The car rushes away to you and so does the cookies. The cat makes it first by a long shot and the cookies see you petting them.

“Baker!” The cookies say.

“Huh?” You look around the room look to find who the voices belong to.

“down here!” Cocoa says.

You look down and see 4 cookies looking up at you smiling.

You look back at your cat who’s also looking at you. “Did i get enough sleep last night?”

[mintylaf]

hi hello!! it is i, the espresso anon 😎🤞🏻 could i request a hurt/comfort fanfic with an espresso x clingy gn/female! reader please? 👉🏻👈🏻 thank you and have a nice day!! <3 feel free to ignore me ofc!!

Hey espresso anon 😎😎, I'd love to make this! Have an awesome day and take care of your self! <3

Genre: angst to fluff

Type: One-shot

(sorry about any ooc actions)

Espresso cookie used to love your up-beat, clingy attitude. It was a change to his mostly serious and kind of stressful life. But lately your clingy-ness started to annoy him. "Espresso!" "what" He turned around to you holding a plate with a plate with a slice of chocolate cake on it, "I made cake! Try it!" Espresso loudly sighed before turning around, "I'm not hungry y/n, go eat the cake by your self or something" You awkwardly chuckled before walking off.

time skip :,)

you decided to confront Espresso cookie, you were tired of him pushing you away. "Espresso we need to ta-" Espresso cookie quickly turned around and gave you a small glare "What y/n" "Why are you being kinda mean to me lately..you're brushing me off as if i'm noting.." Espresso cookie sighed before leaning down on his chair "You're being annoying, thats why. You're always around me and it makes me lose focus. Just go away talk to Latte cookie or something. You felt small tears grow in the corner of your eyes. 'Did Espresso really think you were annoying?' The second Espresso cookie saw you were crying he instantly got up and went to hug you. "Stop crying y/n, i'm sorry I didn't mean it..It's been a stressful month, if anything I enjoy you being around. I promise that I don't feel that why" You silently nod and hugged him back. At the end Espresso enjoyed the cake you made and changed his rude attitude.

[bunie-grrss]

Schedule

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[this is a list of requests and some of the finish requests I've done.] [Bonus editors Section]

•|Upcoming's|•

Clockwatcher aware AU[CAA]

Finish requests or Asks [master list]

[oneshot]

Yandere!almond X magic user! Reader

Yan roguefort X detective reader

Roguefort; when the reader escapes

Yan espresso X fashionista! Reader

The once faithful baker

Married wind archer

Yan!Millennial tree X villain reader

Twizzly gummy X reader

Lilac X reader

Dark choco X reader

Forbidden love[red velvet X reader]

Groovy[DJ X reader]

Whipped Tea[Poly X Reader]

[headcanons]

Parfait X transmacs! Reader

Shenanigans with dark cookies

Dating choco headcanons

Obsessed pure vanilla X reader

Twizzly X Hispanic! Reader

Milk cookie X reader

Yandere dark choco X aromantic! Reader

Match-Ups;

{To be Added}

Gacha cut out [for edits] ;

Roguefort; Pursuit of lost time

Truffle; Rumorous collector

Almond; Commissioner of parfaedia

Timekeeper; Ruler of the Ephemeral flow

Licorice; Abbarant Conjurer

Writing Event[ENDED];

Midsummer Yogurt

Yan!roguefort [Bleu]

Sparkling Party

Yan!roguefort [Pursuit]

Earl Grey[ST]

Almond[Commissioner]

/these are my scheduled or in progress things. Most of them may or may not be fully finished, or be listed here/

[lohotine]

AN: ARGAGRAGAFAGGSGAGAHA (Going feral for this man)

Espresso x Reader

Oneshot

Warnings: LOTS of kissing + tension, mild swearing, kinda enemies to lovers

-Hate me-

God, you hated everything about him. From how mouthy he was to how he always felt the need to be better than you! He was honestly just the worst.

And now he was right there infront of you. Look at him! One of the worst being to come into existence...

"Don't you know that staring is rude?" Espresso would ask from across the table.

"I am not staring," you snapped back.

"Well if it's not that then you must be gazing with admiration." Espresso let out a small chuckle before looking towards you once again.

The mere thought of it was absolutely repulsive. Why would you ever hold admiration for somebody like him?

I mean, he was so snarky, hardly took care of his health, always thought that he was the center of everything, researched way too much, was incredibly smart, always looked dashing, had eyes that could swoon anyone and- what were you thinking about again?

Right. Espresso is the worst!

"You know, I absolutely despise you," You'd say.

"Uh huh... And that's why you talk about me all of the time?"

"I'm complaining about you." You crossed your arms.

"Glad to know I'm always on your mind..." He'd roll a pen around on the table nonchalantly, not taking any of your words seriously.

"You're so irritating!"

"You're not any-"

"Would you two stop bickering like children and please take this outside? We are trying to have a productive meeting here." Latte Cookie seemed to be fed up with the both of you. So did the other professors.

Espresso sighed before reluctantly exiting the room with you.

"Look at what you did, ass-hole," you muttered under your breath.

"The only thing that got us kicked out was your own immaturity."

"You were acting just as bad. Don't start."

"Oh my God, would you please shut up already?"

"Make me."

Espresso would send you a nasty side eye before grabbing both of your wrists with one of his hands. He'd push you up against the nearest wall, placing a hand firmly at your side.

"Hey! What the h-"

Before you could continue any of your protests, Espresso's lips would meet with your own, and instantly, you'd melt into the kiss.

The kiss was desperate and messy, and for a long time neither of you dared to pull away.

"For someone who hates me, you're not resisting this very much," he would say in-between kisses.

"You have me pinned-"

He continued to kiss you needily.

"'Using hardly any strength. You could have easily gotten out if you wanted to." He leaned closer to your ear. "But you didn't. I wonder why that is~"

Though you couldn't see his face, you knew he was smiling. A heavy blush dusted your own face, and just out of petty, you'd move your hands a little.

Espresso's grasp immediately tightens. "Don't be like that. You've already shown me that you like this quite a lot."

He resumed kissing you, making you breathless and your knees grow weak. Everything about this felt so wrong yet so right at the same time. You needed more of this. You needed more of him.

Espresso would continue to kiss you, hungry for the taste of you. Your bottom lip had become swollen from all if the biting and kissing, and his grasp around your waist had gotten tighter.

At this point, you had not only stopped resisting him, but had fully embraced it.

If you had told yourself from a few days ago that Espresso would be choking you out with his tongue, and that you were enjoying it, they would have looked at you as if you'd grown two heads.

Then the doors to the meeting room flew open, exposing the both of you.

"Aha! I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD MAKE OUT. LATTE, YOU OWE ME TWENTY BUCKS!" Eclair would call out.

Latte just face palmed.

《☆》 Fin

[lohotine]

Espresso x Reader

Oneshot

Warnings: Just fluff

-Relaxation-

All nighters were common occurrences for your beloved boyfriend. Always studying with such diligence.

It was admirable, sure, but eventually it'll get to a point where it does more harm then good.

Enter today; Espresso is looking over old notes and data for the sixth time this week, on the verge of passing out.

You had already attempted to get him to take a break multiple times already, but to no avail.

Perhaps your persistence will finally be rewarded today.

You twisted the handle to his door, slowly opening it to enter his room.

"I thought you'd be asleep by now," Espresso says to you, not taking his eyes off of his work.

"I could be saying the same about you," you responded, walking up behind him.

Espresso didn't say anything to you, just focusing on his work.

"Espresso, my love, you need rest," you told him.

"I'm kinda busy right now," he responded in a cold, uninterested tone.

You frowned. "I know, and I don't care. We are going to at the very least take a nap."

"In a moment.."

You placed a finger under his chin, and tilted his head to look at you.

"Come on.. for me?" You blinked innocently a few times while having a soft smile on your face.

You left a small peck on his lips.

It was such a dirty move... kissing him like that.

Giving him that soft look, and smiling like that.

Not to mention wearing one of his old dress-shirts.

Really, how was he supposed to say no to you?

A subtle blush spread across his face as his glasses fogged up a bit. "Alright.." Espresso said quietly.

Your smile widened as you took hold of his hand and guided him towards the bed.

Once both of you were tucked in, you wrapped your arms around his waist, pulling him in closer.

You carefully removed his glasses and placed them on the table besides you.

Espresso was quick to close his eyes as you rested your head on his chest.

Your gentle hands ran through his hair, coaxing him into an even deeper slumber.

You left small kisses along his jaw before closing your eyes.

"I love you.." he mumbled softly.

"I love you too..." you responded sleepily.

[ookybatt]

can i have a madeleine cookie x depressed reader oneshot??? is fine if you can't do it

I should be asleep but instead I'm doing requests<3

Its 1am and I have school today but fuck it. Request time!

Also if your request hasn't been done yet, it's because I'm going though the easier to harder requests :)

Tw: depression, self harm, Suicidal thoughts, violence

Madeleine x depressed!reader

I have been feeling like shit but that never changed.

Y/N's pov

I couldn't even get out of bed at the moment.

It pains me to think that this is how I live. This is how I was going to live if nothing could save me.

I feel bad. Not for myself but for Madeleine. He wants an s/o that's happy and wanting to go on adventures but I'm just laying here, an empty shell of a human being.

He's probably out finding someone new. I wouldn't be surprised at this point.

I just feel so useless. Maybe I should break up with Madeleine and let him be free to find someone better. I felt pain in my chest thinking about it.

I'm too attached to Madeleine but I'm running out of time.

My life is like an hourglass, slowly running out and losing more and more of my reasons to live.

My time was going to be cut short and nothing could stop it.

I always have the urge to swallow pills or to stab myself until my organs are spilled on the floor or even to jump off the highest building in this damned kingdom.

But I couldn't.

What was stopping me though?

That dumb tall blondie.

Everytime I think of suicide, the thought of him holding my dead body comes to mind.

It breaks my slowly dying heart.

I love when he's with me. It makes me feel something for once instead of being alone with this horrible emptiness.

He keeps me alive.

I'm just too paranoid and anxious to admit it.

I think he had caught onto my happy act. I'd seen the worried and desperate glances he gave me everytime he was with me.

I think Espresso has something to do with it.

Espresso was the first person I had told after I got diagnosed since he also had diagnosed depression. He hadn't promised not to tell anybody so i guess it's also my own fault.

My head turned to my bedside table where my razor blade sat.

I reached towards the blade and held it in my hands, sitting up to get a closer and more observant look at the small shiny weapon.

I nod at myself silently, agreeing with nobody but myself that I was allowed to do this.

I press the thin metal blade against my skin and drag it across my skin swiftly.

The wounds always stung for a minuet or two but it hurt less if I forgot about them.

I repeatedly drag the blade across my already scarred wrists.

I don't know how Madeleine hasn't found out yet. Maybe its because my arms are always covered by the fabric of my clothes.

I sigh, finishing my bloody artwork. The razor I had used serves me no use at this moment anymore so i simply hid it under a sheet of paper that was laying on my bedside table.

At least Madeleine doesn't know.

Suddenly, I got shocked by hearing the loud, booming footsteps walking towards my bedroom door.

The only people who had access to my house were the two I didn't want to see.

It's either Madeleine or Espresso.

Espresso only visits me on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays though and it was a dull Saturday morning.

That could only mean one thing.

Madeleine burst though my door, wearing no armour or anything protective.

He had worry painted on his beautiful face.

I think he knows.

Madeleine looks down at my revealed and bloody wrists and his eyes widen.

After a few seconds, which felt like a lifetime, Madeleine looked up at me with tears.

The image of Madeleine crying was too much to handle in my mind right now so I simply looked away.

He walked to me, sitting carefully in front of me on the bed. Madeleine's large hand held my smaller one and turns my arm the other way up so he had a better view of my artwork.

Madeleine was, for once, speechless. He just stared at my cuts with tears in his beautiful blue eyes.

"Oh my love.." Madeleine practically grabs me and pulls me into a hug, holding my head and laying if on his shoulder carefully.

I had not expected this but it was a pleasant surprise. I hug him back, not wanting to talk about what he just saw moments ago.

"My love, what have I not been doing to cause you to do this to yourself? I've tried my hardest to be there for you and make you smile but I'm always put on the hardest quests so I rarely have time to visit you. I practically ran here after what Espresso told me had been going on." He put his hands on my cheeks, cupping my face.

I hadn't realised I was crying until I felt Madeleine wipe away one of my tears with his thumb.

"It's not you Madeleine. It never has been. It's my own fault for feeling like this." He shakes his head. "I know you like keeping secrets but this mustn't be kept a secret. I need to know whats wrong so I can help you. I will take all the time in the world off from work if it means your okay."

I felt myself tear up more so I hug him tight, crying into his shoulder.

I'm such an asshole.

I should be grateful to have him, not wanting him to be free.

I spent the next hour or two explaining to Madeleine my problems and he just sat and listened, wanting to know more about my sadness.

When I had finished, Madeleine was holding my now bandaged hands and rubbing our thumbs together.

"You should never, and I mean never, be afraid to reach out. Whether that be to me or professional help, you need to tell someone. I know you and Espresso had conversations about this before but he can't give any help other than coffee related help. That sod is useless towards feelings." I smile at him and kiss him, stopping him from badmouthing Espresso again.

I felt Madeleine smile into the kiss and hold me close.

A/N: AAA THIS IS SO LONG AND SORRY FOR ANY SPELLING MISTAKES<\3

Maybe I should stay.

[mintylaf]

Master list!

Head canons:

When you bake together (TBHK)

When you have seizure (TBHK)

When you cry (TBHK)

When they get jealous (TBHK)

Dating clover cookie (cookie run/cookie run kingdoms)

Rye cookie (cookie run/cookie run kingdoms)

Mint choco cookie (cookie run/cookie Tun kingdoms)

Butter Pretzel cookie x model reader (cookie run/cookie run kingdoms)

roguefort cookie x fem!reader

Playing with their hair (cookie run/cookie run kingdoms)

Lilac cookie and sick reader (cookie run/cookie run kingdoms)

espresso cookie (cookie run/cookie run kingdoms)

Birthday cake cookie (cookie run/cookie run kingdoms)

madeleine cookie (cookie run/cookie run kingdom)

dating croissant and butter pretzel cookie (cookie run)

Oneshots :

Saved pt 1 (TBHK)

Saved pt 2 (TBHK)

Be careful please! (Cookie run/ cookie run kingdoms)

Over worked (Cookie run/cookie run kingdoms)

Not scared (cookie run/ cookie run kingdoms)

Scared (Cookie run/cookie run kingdoms)

Don't Worry (cookie run/cookie run kingdoms)

break (cookie run)

Tired (voaloid)