#especially cuz she lies about stupid innocuous shit ALL THE TIME

[kickbutts-singsongs]

An interesting conversation my lil sis and I had the other day:

________

Her: “I was sad today. But then my friend sent me David Tennant edits and they made me laugh so I felt better.”

Me: “Omg lolllll. Wait was it from Doctor Who, or—”

Her: “No it was Good Omens.”

Me, not expecting that response in the slightest, but feeling absolutely overjoyed: “No way!! I’ve been meaning to watch it! It looks so good!”

Her: “Yeah I watched it with my friend over the course of like five weeks.”

Me, who’s been trying to figure out where exactly she stands on the whole lgbt thing considering our father is homo/transphobic, cuz one day I wanna tell her that I’m ace: “So you’ve seen it!! Did you like it???”

Her: “Yeah, it was good, but— uh…”

Her, shifting on her feet and looking uncomfortable all of a sudden: “I don’t think you’d like it.”

Me: “Huh? Why not??”

Her: “It’s just— it’s very… the whole thing’s gay. I don’t think you’d like it.”

Me, utterly gobsmacked: “Um…?”

Me, who is on the gay blogging hellsite, who reads (and writes!) gay fanfiction, and who is literally queer: 👁️👄👁️

Me, who doesn’t want my lil sis to *know* that I’m on the gay blogging hellsite, that I read (and write!!) gay fanfiction, and that I’m queer: “…You know I have a lot of friends who are lgbtq, right? Like, I’m okay with that. Don’t you hear me argue with Dad when he makes one of his stupid comments?”

Her, quickly walking away: “Uh, yeah okay, idk I just don’t think you’d like it. That’s just my opinion.”

________

💀💀💀

MA’AM????????

I can’t tell if she’s homophobic, if she wants me to think she’s homophobic, or if she thinks that I’m homophobic.