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G̴̩͍͆͆̈́e̵̹̣͆t̷̬̋ ̸̻̮̎̒ĭ̸̏̃n̵͙̋͐ ̸̛̳̃t̶̪̣̅ḣ̸̳̇͜è̵̠̲͖̔̑ ̶̢̹̖͗͐̀Wa̵̬̞͝ṫ̴̩̣̣e̶͉̲̯͂̏̎r̴̉
It was a simple mission. Damian was working with Father to confirm the existence of a Lazarus Pit below Gotham, as Ra's Al Ghul speculated. And they had found it, deep in the caves below Gotham. A Pit the size of an Olympic sized swimming pool, bubbling and steaming. He'd only looked away for a moment.
"Kin-slayer."
Standing waist deep in the water stood Damian's reflection. The hair might be white, and the eyes glowing with the waters, but it was his face. But not his face alone.
Danyal's ghost glared at him. "Get in the water."
Father threw a batarang at him, but the metal flew straight through his head like it was air. Danyal didn't even glance at him, his eyes fixed on Damian. "Get in the water," he ordered again. He stepped closer to the shore and the green water sloshed up the bank higher than it was before. "Or I'll raise the tide so high, all of Gotham will die. So get in the water."
Damian's heart jumped into throat. "Wait-"
"Get in the water."
Father shoved Damian behind him, as if it would protect him, as if he could stop Danyal. "Stop this, please-" If he could just explain-
Another step and the waters surged forward, nearly touching Father's boots. "I'll make whirlpools so profound, your entire family will drown," he promised.
"NO!" Not his brother, his kind brother-
"THEN GET IN THE WATER!" Danyal snarled, revealing monstrously sharp teeth and a black tongue from Damian's poison. "G̴̩͍͆͆̈́e̵̹̣͆t̷̬̋ ̸̻̮̎̒ĭ̸̟̰͙̏̃n̵͙̝̟̋͐ ̸̛̳̃t̶̪̣̅ḣ̸̳̇͜è̵̠̲͖̔̑ ̶̢̹̖͗͐̀w̵̜͍̤̌a̵̬̞͝ṫ̴̩̣̣e̶͉̲̯͂̏̎r̴̉͜!̷̡͔́̀̽" He lunged and Father pushed them back down the passage they'd come. "Don't mistake this for a bluff, brother. You've lived more than enough. Just get in the water." Damian swallowed, throat dry. Was this Danyal's revenge? Did he finally have to face what he had done?
"Robin, who is this?" Father snapped, trying to keep retreating down the cave. But Damian wouldn't let him; the waters, and Danyal with them, would only follow.
Danyal looked between them, scowling. "G̴̩͍͆͆̈́e̵̹̣͆t̷̬̋ ̸̻̮̎̒ĭ̸̟̰͙̏̃n̵͙̝̟̋͐ ̸̛̳̃t̶̪̣̅ḣ̸̳̇͜è̵̠̲͖̔̑ ̶̢̹̖͗͐̀w̵̜͍̤̌a̵̬̞͝ṫ̴̩̣̣e̶͉̲̯͂̏̎r̴̉͜!̷̡͔́̀̽" he snapped again. "I'll take your father and gouge out his eyes, unless you want to stop being a coward and choose to die. Now... get in the water."
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#Danny: I've been sent to collect all the souls that have escaped various afterlifes for evading ghost taxes or whatever#Danny: *notices the brother who killed him is on the list*#Danny: Oh i'm going to traumatize the hell out of him#c: danny fenton#c: danyal al ghul#c: damian wayne#c: bruce wayne#i know i promised bruce angst but i'm pretty sure he's plenty angsty right now even if it's not his PoV#i've been listening to epic the musical on repeat and thought of this
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Professional Coward
#trafficblr#wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#tangotek#tango ONCE AGAIN evading death like a madman this guy's speacialty is running and hidding and escaping#number one public enemy of the server gets an ability that allows him to barely get hit AND I LOVE THAT FOR HIM ARGGSHAH#this is kinda lazily done but idc i HAD to do make something for this#what i love even more about this is how taunting he got even though he knew the whole server was after him like#he was having too much fun with it#my favorite victim of a server wide hunt <3 can't believe this has happened to him twice now <3
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How did the mayor elections go in the Jerk Ford universe? Cause Stanley would have no reason to run for mayor, and even if he did, the twins wouldn't have to help him

Some of the Stanchurian Candidate was handled Here.
The reason Stanley was running for Mayor was at the behest of the younger Mystery Twins, because Mabel and Dipper knew that Gideon was gunning for the position via his dad, and there was no way they'd let the town be under Gideon's control.
Gideon has even more disdain against the whole Pines family due to Stan confiscating his amulet, Dipper beating him up, and what Jerk Ford did to his family.
Stan may still be well-liked by the community, but some of the townsfolk have recently soured their opinion of him because even if they don't know how he did it, he must be the reason Jerk Ford is back because no one else would ever even think about trying to bring him back.
@aroace-get-out-of-my-face suggested way back in the OG post that part of Stan's canpaign would be "I will make sure my brother goes into town less."
While Stan does agree to run for mayor, he refuses to make that a part of his campaign. So the kids have to be creative.
In one of the Journals, Jerk Ford had written about an invention called "The Free Will Tie", and how it "protected the wearer against brainwashing, possession, suggestions, and political cartoons". Dipper had gotten better at deciphering Ford's trolling and deduced that it must do the opposite and mind control the wearer instead.
They ask Jerk Ford for the tie and he vehemently refuses, saying something along the lines of his tech didn't need grubby little fingers messing with it. So they wait for him to fall asleep in the living room (Jerk Ford didn't sleep in the basment or his old bedroom, because "he didn't like sleeping anywhere that didn't have multiple exits") and once he's asleep they sneak into his lab and steal the mind control tie.
Things go pretty similarly to how it does in canon, with Gideon controlling his father via possession spell, the only difference is he's doing this from a safe distance away in the woods and not from jail, since he didn't go to jail in this.
Things go awry as they did in canon when the dynamite is set off on the monunent with the twins on it- Stan initially tries to save them like he did in canon, except this time he's unable to because Soos pushes him to the ground and beats him with a shovel because the sparks had set him on fire.
So the twins do fall from the manuments nose, with the ropes untying them from the chairs some point before the fall. Without her grappling hook, Mabel can only cling onto Dipper as they descend to their untimely deaths.
There's bone cracking sounds - but not from her or Dipper. Someone caught them before they could hit the ground and to their shock it was Grunkle Stan's brother.
He looks at them both quickly - checking to see if they're okay?? - before carefully setting them both down. One of his arms is at a weird angle it isn't supposed to be at, and there's a little bit of blood coming out of the corner of his mouth so he must have an internal injury, but neither of those things are what's disturbing about Jerk Ford right now.
He's completely silent. He says nothing - he's always got a rude remark or witty remark that is also rude ready. But not now. Now he's just stalking towards the stage, and every person he passes also suddenly goes quiet.
Dipper is also at a loss for words, clinging back to Mabel as she still is to him, he had seen Jerk Ford sprint out of the treeline. He'd heard from his stories that he was more of a runner, but he didn't know a man his age could run that fast. Wendy runs out of the crowd to go check on the twins.
At this point Soos had managed to take out the fire on Stan, and was helping him back up, Jerk Ford doesn't stop his stride but he does at least glance over at his brother and nephew, confirming by sight that they're both okay.
Stan's trying to say something to his brother but he's coughing too much to form words and Soos is desperately trying to keep him from making any sudden moves, he seems to be trying to break away for some reason.
Everyone's silent in the crowd as Jerk Ford stops right in front of Bud's podium.
Then in a flash he leaps right over it at Gleeful and starts beating the dog sh*t out of him. Bud doesn't stand a chance.
Take in mind, this is Bud's size in comparison to Stan in canon:


Also take in mind, Jerk Ford is scrawny compared to his canon self. And in fact, according to the AUs artist @tearosepedall, Jerk Ford is also slightly shorter than his canon counterpart.
So everyone just watches in horror as an old man with a broken arm and multiple broken ribs savagely beats a younger guy three times his size like he owes him money, and is showing no signs of slowing down, stopping, or mercy.
Wendy is compelled to cover the twins' eyes because not only is the beating that bad, but none of them knew Jerk Ford could be scary, isn't he supposed to be just some nuisance? Nuisances are supposed to be harmless! And he said he prefers elusion over fighting.
Dipper gets a cold, sinking revelation that Jerk Ford could have easily snapped him in half any of the times Dipper has hit or tried to hit him with a blunt object.
Bud gets into pretty bad shape at the assault, which doesn't stop until Gideon also runs out of the treeline crying and begging Jerk Ford to please don't kill his dad it wasn't his fault he'll leave his family alone just please stop.
Gideons bellowing causes a chain reaction of Jerk Ford halting his beat down, Stan finally breaking free from Soos' hold and running over to pull his brother off of Gleeful, and Wendy with the twins in tow also running towards the stage.
Whatever Stan did or said to Jerk Ford must have flipped a switch because as Wendy, Dipper, and Mabel are on the stage with the rest of the mystery crew, Jerk Ford is back to his normal self, because he makes a grumpy remark about how the kids "fell on him because he just happened to be standing there".
Now everyone votes for Stan because they're too scared of what Jerk Ford will do them if they don't, and Stan wins the election (also Bud Gleeful gets picked up by an ambulance), however Stan ends up turning down the position of mayor to Tyler Cutebiker, the last remaining candidate, citing that he's realized he needs to focus more on his family.
They go home and Jerk Ford takes some kind of weird medicine out of his bag and injects himself with it - he explains to Stanley that it's something that can heal bone breaks in the span of a few minutes (Broken Bone Serum), but the kids didn't hear this because as soon as he's healed, Mabel runs in with stickers, gauze, glitter glue, and ace wrap demanding to cast Jerk Ford's arm.
Jerk Ford lets her do so but he complains the whole time, which doesn't dampen her spirits in the slightest.
What does dampen her spirits however is that when Stan caught on fire it burnt off a bunch of his hair so now he has short hair and a more disturbing resemblance to his 'bad' twin (something that irks Dipper). Mabel is so sad because she can't braid Stan's hair anymore! Who else is she going to braid train with in this house? (It might not be spotted initially but in the artists design for Stan he has long hair that he pulls into a ponytail or a braid)
#Jerk Ford AU#Jerk Ford#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#mason pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#bud gleeful#gideon gleeful#wendy corduroy#soos ramirez#Jesús Alzamirano Ramirez#gravity falls#gravity falls au#au#Jerk Ford using that insanely high charisma to Force of Presence the crowd into scared silence#Jerk Ford isn't much of a fighter compared to other versions of Ford Pines#And again he's rather evade and escape instead of resorting to fisticuffs#But don't mistake that for inability because he was still stuck in a multiverse full of demons and aliens#And a Hate Club that was hunting him for sport#At the start of the summer Bud Gleeful was only attracted to women#By the end of the summer he was attracted to women and Jerk Ford specifically
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thinking about how one of the only things we know about the post-techno era of prison is how c!Dream had apparently, on multiple occasions, broken the glass barrier in the front of his cell
like. look at sam's tone! what a difference, right, from how pedantic he is about security risks earlier in the prison and to anyone outside of it. the air of familiarity to the point where this is just a blip in his routine, how he's straight up telling c!bad to calm down because c!dream isn't escaping. c!dream hints at this too, when he tells c!techno multiple times about how the observers will go off -- coupled with c!sam's reaction, it once again speaks to the idea that this is something that Happened, after the glass got put in.
(it's worth pointing out that despite c!dream saying that all the guards can be summoned, c!ant obviously wasn't around and c!bad seems totally confused, while c!sam is obviously. very used to this. it stands to reason that whoever did deal with this in earlier instances of the glass breaking, c!sam handled the majority of it.)
and you know, disobedience to make c!Sam pay attention to him is far from a new thing in this prison, obviously. but unlike the clock, unlike burning himself in lava, there is nothing about breaking a block of glass with mining fatigue iii that can be easily done on impulse. c!techno demonstrates how long it takes for his maxed out netherite pick to make a single crack, and all c!dream has are his fists. sure, it's easier work than breaking obsidian, but that's still hours of continuous attention. hours of work. hours that would perhaps be more productively spent on trying to break obsidian, like he'd been doing when techno was there, especially because it's not like there were that many observers added into the cell walls. thinking about what he must've thought to himself, chipping at that glass for hours. for no reason other than to bring the Warden back to the prison. to bring him back into his cell. was it a sort of comfort, knowing that he always had that tie to him, if need be? that no matter where c!Sam was on the server, he had this button he could press that would tug him back, that he wouldn't be completely forgotten? it's not like there's much else he could do. it's not like he can make anyone else come back.
#c!awesamdream#like the way it's so. antithetical to an actual escape attempt still gets to me#there's no good reason to break glass that will clearly summon a guard if youre trying to get out#usually the goal of an escape attempt is uh. evading attention as much as you can#it's just SOOOO
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Slavery's Exiles - the story of the American Maroons
The forgotten stories of America maroons―wilderness settlers evading discovery after escaping slavery Over more than two centuries men, women, and children escaped from slavery to make the Southern wilderness their home. They hid in the mountains of Virginia and the low swamps of South Carolina; they stayed in the neighborhood or paddled their way to secluded places; they buried themselves underground or built comfortable settlements. Known as maroons, they lived on their own or set up communities in swamps or other areas where they were not likely to be discovered. Although well-known, feared, celebrated or demonized at the time, the maroons whose stories are the subject of this book have been forgotten, overlooked by academic research that has focused on the Caribbean and Latin America. Who the American maroons were, what led them to choose this way of life over alternatives, what forms of marronage they created, what their individual and collective lives were like, how they organized themselves to survive, and how their particular story fits into the larger narrative of slave resistance are questions that this book seeks to answer. To survive, the American maroons reinvented themselves, defied slave society, enforced their own definition of freedom and dared create their own alternative to what the country had delineated as being black men and women’s proper place. Audacious, self-confident, autonomous, sometimes self-sufficient, always self-governing; their very existence was a repudiation of the basic tenets of slavery.
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#Slaverys Exiles - the story of the American Maroons#The forgotten stories of America maroons―wilderness settlers evading discovery after escaping slavery#MARONAGE#maroons#american slavery#runaways#Black Free Communities#Rebellion#anti slavery
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Evade... Deescalate... Escape... Avoid every fight you can.
#Self Defense#Defensive Mindset#Walk away#don't start something you can't finish#avoid physical confrontation#Escape#Evade#Threat Awareness
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love to jot my latest emotional support daydream down in my little story ideas notebook and be like this is so fun and fresh and So Wildly Loaded As A Concept
#you might be able to make it alt world in order to evade the specifics but you can't escape the Overarching Themes#anyway i very much have a big project to finish right now so we cannot!!!! allow ourselves to start a new document#but i've got three new little guys rolling around in my brain having relationship drama and we'll see#i may come back to them when i have the time#babbles#wips tag
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just shot a tyger claw in the head and goro laughs dfjkghdgfjdfg
#it's canon#goro drastically underestimates valerie when they first officially meet#just doesnt really have high hopes given how botched the konpeki thing went#and he's pleasantly surprised when he sees her action the first time#and realizes she and jackie evading capture by arasaka during their escape wasn't dumb luck but actually skill on her part#t: wench games#oc: valerie v powell#c: goro takemura#ship: goro x valerie#g: cyberpunk 2077
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[facedown in the grass, muffled] bro what is WRONG with me
#penni yeets her thoughts into the void#i know. for the most part. there's just one eensy teensy little BIG OLD THING i can't pin down. it's like a dog that escaped from the bath#or a greased up pig. running circles in my skull#evading all attempts at labeling it#i love coming on here and being So Vague bc i refuse to give out labels
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Does Chester have any interesting habits?
yes! he has a few; one i've noticed a lot is that he likes to pick up stones and move them. my best guess is that he chews on them to wear down his teeth, since they never stop growing!
chester also likes to settle down next to ornaments, usually this owl or unicorn that i have :] probably because they're in shaded areas
and like most rabbits, he just loves to chew/eat things he's not supposed to! most famously, he bit a big chunk off a plastic windmill once but of course turned out completely fine because rabbits are just Like That. rabbit owners are god's most stressed soldiers /silly
also bonus image for you of him "hiding" behind a plant pot bcuz he didn't want to go back in yet

#my silly boy#that image comes after me tying to entice him in and him evading me twice#as if he hadn't been out for half the day#throwing a tantrum at his big age#he's like a grandpa escaping the care home /silly#chester. you can't stay out when it gets dark you silly billy#the joys of owning a rabbit /silly#i love him tho <3#he makes me laugh :]#thanks for asking :3#i will never pass the opportunity to talk about chester#asks!!#chester tag#mutuals#spinny rambles
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i need a new hyperfixation
#hyperfixation#fictional characters#fictional crushes#reading#writing#writer#reader#fiction#hyperfixating#coping mechanism#evade reality#escapism#books#movies#fanfics#give me something
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#hachi doodle#My Blood AU#So vlad move to elmerton#is due to too many strong ghost escape though ground way evade Danny completely#they have radar#Ha hahah well you see stronger ghost can masked their ecto signal to be similar to a living Soul
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Hey, bud. I hope you have a fantastic new year! It's so great to see you writing for Nikprice, and I have a damn backlog to get through, don't I? Keep writing, keep creating. Stay safe.
Literally fell out of my bed at this because— I just won one of the hardest games on Roblox and all of a sudden one of my favorite NikPrice bloggers sends me this and tells me to have a fantastic new year?? Either the universe is favoring me or something bad’s about to happen in 0.2 seconds.
Either way, this made my entire afternoon and now I’m gonna go brag to my roommate about the gold I just received.
Have an amazing New Year’s Eve and an even better New Year, and stay plenties of safe out there!
(P.S: A little something I did on Pinterest)

#One of my favs man#The game was Escape Bleh Cat btw#Evade anyone?#This is my far my best work on Pinterest
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well this sucks
#how do people keep themselves up when theres nothing their days can revolve around#do i just need to escape my homelife so i dont feel like a useless pile of slop trying to evade them or am i just too burnt out and#ill to to do anything to get myself to feel like im supposed to be alive#i was supposed to study#to catch up on lectures i cant attend#to get assignments done#to somehow find a job and hope theres available positions outside of fastfood#and here i am now#awake for the sake of being awake#with 3 assignments still pending#either i need to drop out if a break can just do this to me or i need to...idk.i cant even move in with anyone. im out of options
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C I E L O . 🧍🏾♀️
amira
this is about bounty hunter wolfwood isn’t it 😁😁
#he chases you all over the world#he was hired to kill you#but you escaped him once and that was enough to do him in#he dreams of you#can’t get you out of his head#it’s about the cat and mouse#he’s like a dog on a scent#he gets hard the second time you evade him ://#you give him a chipper better luck next time undertaker!#and he’s thinking about how sweet you sounded before disappearing#he wonders what it would sound like for you to say his real name#and next time you ask for it#mid fight#and he grunts out wolfwood#and then bc he can’t help himself…nicholas#and the first time you say it#it knocks the wind right out of him#i mean so did the knee to his stomach he took bc he got so distracted#but then you’re gone again and he’s bruised and thinking ab how you said his name all over again#this time with ‘see you next time nicholas!’#he takes down one of your wanted posters and keeps it for himself#SORRY SORRY SORRRYYYYYY#he makes me crazy#cielo chats!#hehe hi amira hope you’re well!
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