#escaoe

[hazem02]

Escape ...

Escape ….

I want endless distraction …

want to leave my world …

to wander like fog over the hills …

like water to evaporate and disappear …

Or, …

to fade away like a mirage …

Or ,..

I fade away from this world …

forever …

or ,…

to melt like snow …

from the mountaintops …

between the valleys …

In an escape like absence …

so I get lost with a life …

that was wasted in vain …

with wishes and unforgettable memories …

because …

I'm bored of life …

without the one I love …

hazem al …

[ramjam-jamming]

With the... Negativity surrounding the trailer for the new megamind movie/show, my brain's wires started wiring and, welp, here's my idea for a Megamind show: Megamind has to learn how to be a proper hero, and Metroman/Musicman (who is still retired) acts like a mentor, from the sidelines.

Here's a dive into how the villains (evil bernard evil bernard) and characters would work ⬇️

Megamind

He still has the attitude and mannerisms of a villain, as he retains his old personality, but is learning the values of being a super hero. He evil-laughs when winning and such, and also is rather awkward around the citizens of metrocity, but is trying his best. He's still trying to win over their trust.

Metroman

By the end of the movie, I'm pretty sure everyone still believes Megamind killed him, which would definitely hinder Megamind's ability to gain their trust. The general public still thinks Metroman's dead, but there are multiple rumours and conspiracy theories of him still being alive, as he still goes out and could be occasionally spotted.

Villains

Bernard, who is a megamind expert, becomes an antagonist. He has a collection of Megamind's old thrown away machines, plus merchandise. He believes that megamind has lost himself and is "boring" now. As such, he uses the holo-watch (found in Megamind's trash) to steal his appearance and cause Havoc, turning the public against him and "bringing back" the villain he's an """expert""" on. Of course, this plan fails, but he becomes a recurring villain whose objective is to return megamind to his old self. This is either through recreating him (holograms, robots, etc) or straight up trying to manipulate him into going back to his old habits. He's still emotionless and seemingly bored most of the time though. Always having a horrible time.

The Child

Specifically the child from "the button of doom" who gets the dehydration gun and turns his mother into an ice cube. I enjoy the idea of a full on villain bratty child who can't be sent to jail, bc he's a child. (Sort of like the kid from Word Girl and the little girl from Powerpuff girls) He could also reflect how Megamind was as a kid. in the end the child isn't literally evil, just immature.

I'm also changing The doom syndicate from a squad Megamind used to be a part of to fellow villains who Megamind hated. (I know they are based on a cut concept for the movie but it was cut for a reason, megamind shouldn't have been part of a squad at all, he only had Minion, that's kinda the point). My idea is that Megamind was the sort of "main villain" to metroman, and he used to make fun of the rest for being his "side villains" lmao. (I would love for metroman and megamind to have a lego joker-batman sort of thing going on)

Also, what if the villain scene was sort of competitive. They didn't have any respect for each other, and they all worked alone. Until now, considering from their perspective Megamind killed Metroman. They see him as a bigger threat now, and also want to beat him up bc he was the most annoying "fellow villain". As such, they join forces and form the doom syndicate. Although, I do like the idea of them appearing one by one across the show before forming the squad. (Perhaps like a season finale)

Tighten is tricky because he's been dealt with in the movie and it'd be repetitive to fight him again. Although, I think some random scientist villain giving him powers again could have potential, as he's the number 1 Megamind hater and is easily manipulated... Food for thought

[spitinsideme]

Worst/best movie you've ever watched?

the worst movie that ive ever watxhed was this italian .... movie ? i feel like i cant even classify it as a movue vecause this was like .. weird .. it was called la bonne and i watched it when i was finding as many lesbian movies as possible and this wasnt even .. maybe ir was a bit gay i guess from one of the girls pov ?? i mesn the gayest thing they did is show each other their pussies and then play sexual bdsm style hide and seek ?? i hobestly dont know rhat was crazy it wasnt even gay tjis was like honoerotic undertones that could be read as manipulative and for other reasons that arent rveb gay .. very entertaining in a way

the besr movie ive ever watxhed is like a top three and those top three are carol, carmilla (2019) and my first summer .. mt first summer was jst very adorable and carol has older lesbian women and thats well fucking hot i fucking love that mocie and carmilla 2019 ???? IT WAS A VAMPIRE !!! AND THEY EVEN SHARED A BLOODY KISS LIKE ACTUAL BLOOD !!! wnd that was so hot mygodd .... jesus fucking christ ... thats the best mocie in my opinion i hate the ending si nuch but god it was so hot .. carmilla ..

[finalfantasy7]

I need rest and respite

[please-let-me-be-horny]

Not sure which I wanna be more;

A stoic cloaked figure stood on a hill top, hair billowing in the breeze as I lean wearily on my staff.

A shadow monster that lives just behind your peripheral vision, stalking you and feeding off your fear and insecurities.

[sharkylad]

Okay, if anyone in the Psychonauts fandom is listening, I have a question.

Specifically about Psychonauts 2 so if anyone who doesn't wanna be (vaguely) spoiled, run on by!

Okay so- What's the difference between the brains in jars that are active, and the brains in jars that died and just don't have a body?

Cause the only dead person we've interacted with is Helmut. And after everything- the rest of the group is thinking that his body is alive at the bottom of an ocean. In theory he shouldn't be any different then all the brains we see walking around the HQ right?.

But Helmut has been deprived of all his senses for 20 years so- Are the other brains deprived of their senses?

If so how to they speak? How do they hear? Cause we hear Raz speak to them normally. Sure when they speak back to you there's brainwaves around them and a weird sound to their voice, so they are probably speaking directly to Raz in his mind- But how did they hear Raz speak when he is talking out loud?

And Raz in the first game was able to pick his brain up with telekinesis and put it into the tank, so he must have been perceiving the world around him well enough to aim. I can make an excuse for the Coach cause I don't know, the tank can count as a body of some kind.

Helmut got his brain out through smelling salts. Should he not have been able to keep going, altho gravely limited? Should he not have been able to talk to everyone?

If he needed brain juice for that, why did being put into Otto's collection not work? Is the juice in Otto's collection somehow different?

Sorry, I just kind of processed like- Why WAS Helmut deprived of senses for years? When other people we've seen without bodies are doing just okay.

[abiiii-ineffable]

Tumblr is making me want a cat.

[inthelittefrost]

Au where jimmy and martyn succeed in making it into hermitcraft mid s5

They stay there for a season and a half leaving right before grian gets there grian doesn’t learn about that till very late in the au

At the time jimmy,scar and marytn bond over being new hermits

Think it would be funny if the way grain found out was from impulse 

 Perhaps In boatom he’s stressing about the watchers and impulse goes “oh a couple season back, we had a few dude join after fleeing the watchers! Yeah jimmy and marytn. Good dudes!”  

And then grians entire understands of the world collapses  

Cause as far as he was aware these two just went missing after the watchers destroyed the mayors office   

None of the hermits connect the dots between “ 2 players running from their server” and “two missing players from grians old server”

Perhaps pearl knew and they asked her to keep it quiet in fear of grian being in cahoots with the watchers

[walking-circles]

like literally its not even funny im noticing tmbg everywhere like i watched a vid w the other father song from coraline and I RECOGNIZED HIS VOICE. ITS JOHN LINNELL

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

when I think too much about it I can't breathe, etc etc etc

[aidenwaites]

New job new job new job new job

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

Being allosexual sounds so stressful. You can't take a tutoring gig, can't do a dinner event for a week, or even sell a property without succumbing to The Romance Disease and upending your entire life.

[gyubby99]

Rafael: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Lenora: Cannibalism.

Rafael: *confused chewing noises*

[starburns]

they have suck session on the newspaper the hell

[arts-and-maths]

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[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kabuto Yakushi?

So i think Shizune and Kabuto would have similar team typings with vastly different Pokemon. They both collect healing/ poison pokemon but do jot share a single pokemon in common

kabuto’s team is made up of

Skunktank caught in Sinnoh while he was on a mission for Danzo. He caught this Pokemon when he found it in its pre-evolution form rumaging through his bag for food. Usually kabuto would have shooed it away, but when he realized it was a poison type he grabbed a pokeball and chucked it at the unsuspecting pokemon instead

Seviper which he got while studying under Orochimaru. It’s actually his least likely to be used because it’s the pokemon he identifies as ‘Orochimaru-sama’s’ but he still keeps it on his team because at the end of the day he does like it

Toxapex was caught in alola while Kabuto was following Orochimaru around helping him with work. It likes to attach itself to his leg and often refuses to let go forcing him to recall it to its pokeball. When it’s in battke though it’s fully focused and ready to kick ass

Hatterane is his main partner pokemon. He caught it in Galar while doing some work for Orochimaru and it almost instantly became his favorite

Aromatisse caught in Kalos shortly after Orochimaru ditched Kabuto in hopes of getting Sasuke to train under him. It’s the first Pokemon Kabuto caught to assert his own real identity and that was as a healer and carer rather than someone out to harm others

Vileploom was his starter pokemon. He caught it as a odish when he began his journey and it helped him grow through the ranks of Root to a position where Danzo trusted him and sent him on missions on his own