#episodes 11-12

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lmao when galavan is talking about the dumas and his past and bruce being the one to die for his family’s sins...bruce is straight up like What The Fuck Is Happening. bc this is the first time he’s really been exposed to this whimsical fuckery and it’s hilarious. before this it’s all been his parents’ murder and wayne enterprises corruption...just your everyday, run-of-the-mill, real world stuff – then BAM monks and ceremonies and shit

HA if i was stuck in a dungeon, hours away from death, and the girl who was sent by her family to play a part of my capture/downfall/death/etc. was in my cell with me asking what my favorite goddamn animal was and talking about dolphins and birthday parties, i’d rip out her fucking hair. bruce is a better man than i

also...not bruce’s fave animal being owls @____@

lee’s pregnancy reveal is so funny. jim’s face and his helpless sigh. and then the shot of oswald by himself in the frame, for no other reason than to show us his ‘i can’t believe this heterosexual nonsense’ eyeroll

ugHH i love s2 ed. his skulking about the gcpd, knowing he knows more than anyone else in that entire shithole. his lil riddle to harvey, alfred and lucius. his look of complete surprise and disbelief when lucius answers it correctly (!!)

2x02 harvey to jim after coming back to the force following essen's death: “we are who we are, right? no use fighting it” 2x11 oswald to lee as she and jim prepare to leave gotham: “please don’t think too badly of me. we are what we are” ^^^ the entire theme of this whole dumb show. but also peep harvey’s “who” versus oswald’s “what”. UGH OSWALD you are a human person please be kind to yourself

i hate that some people call lee ‘ms. thompkins’. she’s a doctor, use her title. ed’s done it before, and oswald does it too this episode. it’s super annoying

okay but escape via parachute is the dumbest fucking idea i’ve ever heard. galavan is a huge fucking idiot (but good for tabitha and silver)

<insert every single meta i’ve ever read about the galavan murder scene here. all of them. this is such a powerful scene. for reasons. GOBBLEPOT REASONS> but also, imagine if took place at the p i e r ???!?!!?

lolol oswald’s wanted poster is killing me. why did they use the least incriminating photo of him possible? he’s just a smiling baby with a side part, ohhNOooO. what’s he wanted for? being a cutie? being a sweetheart??

okay but victor is a hottie. he can freeze and abduct anyone he wants, who even cares? not me

oh ho ho not jim’s AND ed’s intense stares as oswald’s hauled through the precinct and into the holding cell. they want to fuck him so bad it makes them look stupid

bahahaha the build-up to the pharmacist defrosting is beautiful. just tiny ed padding around the forensics lab, doing his little tasks...big yawn so it’s coffee time...comes back, more tasks – wait a second the body is gone. huh.