#enough rambling for tonight its 4am lol

[hermesmoly]

y’all are on Iliad!Zeus and Hera while my ass is still on Titanomachy!Zeus and Hera

[inevitably-johnlocked]

(was originally an ask, then i rambled a crapload, so if u wanna skip through, just go to the bolded questions)

i am new to the fandom & just found your blog, just wanted to say DAMN its so detailed and everything, i cant wait to read it all! also i was so relieved to find that the fandom is still alive <3

side note im just rambling here, i binged sherlock all really quick and everything is like a blur (idk if im in a state of shock or something, but i do know i was super invested at s1 ep 2, then i finished s4 at 4am one day and i had to read me some johnlock fics to comfort myself and i really dont know how i feel about anything yet just that well, johnlock and i cried during sherlocks fake death even tho i already accidentally read spoilers, and i also cried when they just went to hang out at bars together and hhh and during sherlocks best man speech and sherlocks goodbye to john (…maybe goodbye should be plural)…also i was v mad at eurus and s4 was a hell of a rollercoaster gd), so just wondering, how many times have you watched sherlock? how was the experience each time? (can be about any season or eps or anything, also any snacks u liked to eat while watching or anything of that sort? just curious and thought that might be fun to answer)(apologies if you answered this already i tried to look for it but i got a bit overwhelmed)

btw u are amazing ^^ (also nice timer even tho it makes me sad) and MAD RESPECT for answering so many asks and like SO DETAILED-LY? (i cant grammar) and god ur metas and stuff?? absolutely fantabulous. im legit crying im so glad i found your blog. i know how much work asks take (and like i procrastinate on them for so long…mm months old esp for fic rec lists bc i know those take WORK) so like again, SO MUCH RESPECT thank you for all your hard work!! you are absolutely fantastic and awesome :D please make sure you take care of yourself too <3

ALSO you have a great profile picture + background pic (forgive me i have half a braincell (actually lets make it .7437 gave myself a tiny upgrade even tho i didnt do anything) i forgot what its called…background thing?? idk) i love them!!

if u read through all that tysm, if not thank u anyways for being so amazing, i have a habit of rambling so pls bear with me ^^

(also would it be possible to make this anon? if not feel free to delete this line ^^)

(Submitted by Anonymous)

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Hi Lovely!!

Always can make something Anon if y’all ask <3

First of all, SORRY for how long it took me to get back to you with this one. I’m a giant heap of trash and I’m surprised people still come here LOL

Secondly, WELCOME TO THE FANDOM! We love having y’all here, and I’m honoured that you enjoy my blog and content! Also will comment on your praise on my meta here: THANK YOU. I’m very proud of my meta, and especially the SHEER AMOUNT of it I have produced still boggles me mind. Y’all remember when I was creative and thoughtful??? LOL S4 dragged me hard hahah. I still try to write S4 meta, just not as much as I used to. I like speculating, I truly do, but I have so little free time these days because of the nature of my full time job, so I tend to just... do nothing LOL. I find Fic Reccing really relaxing when you have nearly 800 bookmarks. I’m worried I’m becoming stale though. Oh well. I’m just trying to leave my mark here. <3

Thirdly, HAHHAH Thank you for your compliment about my replies to my asks; I genuinely wish I could get more asks finished every day, but I tend to ramble, as you can see, and I just... don’t finish them in a timely manner. Honestly, it’s a relief when I don’t know something because I can then get the community involved to help me out AND I also get new fic recs that way too LOL. I also draft a TONNE of asks and when I do that, I tend to just keep adding MORE and MORE and MORE so I have to post them, LOL. 

And finally: My fave episode is TAB; it was the episode I studied the closest and my analysis of the trailer is my “claim to fame”. I just love it to bits. It’s the episode I’ve watched the most. S3 is my fave season, and it’s the SEASON I’ve watched the most, no less than 30 or 40 times. Season 2, then 1. I have only seen S4 like 5 times in full total, and horribly enough, TFP is the most-watched episode: I watched the Leak, the airdate, and I went and saw it in the theatres because I already bought the ticket before it aired so I just... didn’t care. And then at least 3 more times in Watchalongs. So yeah :| I still haven’t watched the BluRay I bought, but I hated having an incomplete set so I bought it when it went on sale fore 10 bucks LOL.

But yeah, S1 and 2 I watched together, and I LOVED the show. I joined fandom the summer before S3 aired, and S3 is when I REALLY got into the fandom. I’ve been pretty much here since then, about 7 years I think now. When I saw S4, it was incredulity and disappointment with it. That’s really it. I’m still a fence sitter these days about the series as a whole, but I’m leaning more and more to “no S5 for at least 3 more years” kinda thing. Just... everyone involved seems so disinterested in the show these days, minus Mofftiss to keep pushing the Sherlock™ Brand to make money.

ANYWAY. Thanks for writing to me!! This was such a joy to read when I first got it, and I just... have been really overwhelmed the past few weeks that I just have only been sticking to shorter asks. But I had some free time tonight when I’m answering this, so THANK YOU. 

I hope you’re still around, and I hope you still enjoy your time here! Don’t hesitate to ask me anything else!! <3 <3

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— nightmare's insomnia.

requests: Hi! I love all your writings!! c: soooo... this morning I woke from a bad dream about Connor getting hurt (I believe Gavin did it) I woke just after it happened and was really upset I didn't have connor there to comfort me... maybe you could do a post about all three of them all there to comfort you when you wake up?? If you want... omg I'm sorry for rambling. Have a nice day!!!💖

HeyA! You might get this alot- but just wanted to add to the list lmao. Your writing is amAZEBALLS! I love how your so laid back in your writing and its HILARIOUS how you express the RK's!! so; if you don't mind, can I request some fluff about the reader having trouble seeping ((cuz that's legit what's going on now lol)) and the RK's are being adorable and protective as always? You don't have to if you don't wanna, but no harm in asking :) Thanks!

disclaimer – don’t fucking watch tv if you can’t sleep JUST DON’T OKAY IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT NO VERY BRIGHT PHONE EITHER BABIES don’t listen to RK800-60 he’s the fucking fren that tells you that yes punching a road sign at twoAM and drinking carbonated drinks is a fucking reasonable thing to do just because me: idk if fusing them was a good thing or not but i liked the idea mhhhhHHmmH also me: taking advantage of kind people that said that i make funny headcanons and making the fluff that they asked for but putting a lot of stupidity in it i’m sorry it’s just who i am as a person

Connor:

• he very much likes ‘sleeping’ with you so he’s always in rest mode when it’s night • and he doesn’t notice that you’re awake bc you’ve had a nightmare • you stay in silence for something like five minutes but • but then you guiltily tug the hem of his t-shirt • and he slowly wakes up • he sheepishly smiles at you and asks what’s wrong • aaaah but now you feel so guilty • you just hug him and hide your head against his chest • he giggles a little and hugs you back • he starts stroking your hair • “what’s wrong?” he asks again • you mutter something that he doesn’t understand • “mh? I can’t hear you like this, [name]” • doesn’t he fucking have dolby surround newest audio processor or something • “i said that i can’t sleep” • “and why is that?” • “i had a nightmare” • he hums a tiny bit and kisses your head • “do you want to tell me?” • you don’t want to but you begrudgingly do so • “i dreamt about you getting hurt” • he laughs a little and hugs you more tightly this time • “you know that i always upload my memory so i’d come back like nothing happened. of course i’d need some repairs but nothing that a CyberLife technician can’t handle” • “yeah but…. in the dream you didn’t come back” • oh, that’s…. • he presses his lips firmly without saying anything • and just continues cuddling you • “can we stay awake tonight? please?” • he shakes his head a little, smiling again now • “i can go to work tomorrow even if i don’t ‘rest’ tonight but what about you?” • “don’t worry about me! please please please!” • if you say please one more time he’s gonna melt • “and, if we stay awake, i said if mind you [name], what would you like to do?” • “mmmh we can…. we can watch tv! that series that you like very much!” • he raises a questioningly brow at you • but in the end he gives up • and turns on the tv with his super android powers

RK900:

• since he’s an advanced model he doesn’t need to recharge that much • and since he’s a sucker for you he doesn’t go into standby mode every night • actually watching your sleeping face is more satisfying than ‘resting’ • and he gets to hug you and kiss you so??? • 100% worth it • but when you wake up in the middle of the night? • your face a sweaty mess • he becomes very worried • his LED is fucking crimson • he lets his grasp on you falls lose just in case you need air • he also waits for you to calm down • and when you’re done he gently asks you what’s wrong • “i had this fucking nightmare i– it was so vivid.” you whisper still scared • and he honestly doesn’t know how to react • dreams and nightmares alike are beyond his comprehension • they are such an abstract concept • all of his knowledge on this kind of things it’s from your experience so • so he just does what he knows best: cuddles you • and he’s so gentle, like you are made of stained glass • he kisses and hugs you as long as you need • he murmures sweet nothings into your ears • even when his software tells him that your heartbeat has stabilized long ago he doesn’t stop pampering you • he behaves like this bc he wants you to feel better • but also because he’s so scared of something bad happening to you • even if it’s just a dream • “you should sleep now, don’t worry, i’ll be here for you during the night.” • you know he will be there, awake • “i don’t want to” you pout • and he snorts a little, relieved now, because you’ve returned to your usual self • “what are you, a human child?” • “what if i am?” • that’s a dangerous game you’re playing there little brat • “very well then i’ll stop kissing you since kissing a human child might not be seen as an appropriate action.” • !! fuck he’s really smart • “since when do you care about what humans deem ‘appropriate’?” you smirk • oKAY YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS ROUND BUT IT WAS JUST STROKE OF LUCK • and he smiles a little and kisses your temple “but you need to work tomorrow” • “i’ll just drink some coffee” • he sighs because you drink too much coffee but • “then what would you like to do?” • just tell him whatever the fuck you want to do • do you see how weak he is for you? •  he’s letting you awake for almost an entire night i mean he’s putty in your hands • you could tell him that you want to watch ‘magnum, p.i.’ and he’ll be ‘alright’ • ofc course the next morning you’re a mess of a sleepy person but?? worth it • he teases you and makes you sleep early the same night

RK800-60:

• you would think that he ‘sleeps’ every night • i mean since he likes humans things so much • and since he’s just so hyperactive • but no, he just charges when he needs to • he actually prefers being with you in complete silence • he likes to occupy the time by replaying the day in his head • sometimes if he’s really helpless and replaying everything it’s not enough he just gets up • and starts to do things • he might or might not try to prepare your breakfast at 4AM • or will start to do chores like laundry or cleaning • but in the end he returns to bed like a tired kitty before you wake up so you don’t get startled first thing in the morning • so when he hears you fumbling on the bed he sticks his head out and looks into the dark bedroom • you’re awake!! • i mean bad human! you should sleep!  • he smiles widely and gets on the bed • but his smile turns into a frown very quickly • “is everything all right, baby?” • “not quite” • and he kicks his slippers off and curls up with you • “what’s wrong?” • “i had a bad dream” • he bites his lips and makes a sad face • “i’m sorry about that” • he rubs your back while you softly nod • “do you want me to make you some chamomile? with honey maybe? it’ll help you sleep again” • “i don’t want to sleep again tonight….” you grumble • you said the magic words • “but you have work tomorrow morning” that’s a weak protest • “i know but…. pretty please?” • do you need to say more? come on it’s him • he kisses you • and then disappears into the kitchen • and then you hear it!! you hear popcorns popping • he comes back grinning • “two minutes and they’re ready, what do you want to watch, sweetie?”