#enmawado are like We Must Win the Cook Through Honor and kitetsu’s like nah beat his ass and cut him up a lil so he knows what’s up | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

crowdusk · 1 year ago

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i am. obsessed with this.

au where zoro's swords are sentient in the way all well-loved things are and they like sanji. they think his kicks are strong and his battle prowess is amazing and he's a worthy rival for their master. more importantly, the cook makes their master happy and a happy master is a master that doesn't make stupid decisions. the only problem is that while their master be a genius in swordsmanship, he is, to put it gently, a fucking idiot in everything else. cue wado, kitetsu, shushui (while it was still around at least) and enma desperately trying to wingman zoro

#poor wado she’s been around literally since he used to fight kuina omg #like she’s seen zoro grow up she’s like a fierce goddess auntie but she’s so exasperated #she’s like i would die for you zoro but also i will kill you if we get lost one more time #i feel like wado and kitetsu bicker because they’re so different #kitetsu is a shit stirrer obviously so her wingmaning style is uh…aggressive #enma and wado have to team up to stop her #enmawado are like We Must Win the Cook Through Honor and kitetsu’s like nah beat his ass and cut him up a lil so he knows what’s up #shusui used to mediate between wado and kitetsu #ultimately whenever they see the cook watching they all glow a lil brighter put on some extra power to make their idiot master look good

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