#enjoy this thirsty thursday headcanon lmao

[championsofthegate]

//it turns out Gale really likes having sex in places where he could get caught. He doesn't actually want to get caught mind, but the thrill that he could is an absolute turn on

[lemontwst]

08/14 - announcements from a vacation in quarantine.

hello my sweet, sinful children!!!

i’m so sorry i left you all to your lonesome for two days (three days? eh, time is relative anyway), but i wanted to enjoy the last few moments of my vacation away from social media!

between my job, moving to a new house and updating this blog every day in the meantime, my wick was almost completely burned out, so i hope you can forgive me for taking some time off to recharge the good ole batteries!

i haven’t been completely idle however!!! i’m proud to announce that i’ve finally wrapped up the last of my writing commissions, so i can fully dedicate myself to this blog once again! daily headcanons/scenario updates will begin again starting from today. i have quite the backlog of messages (and fanart!!!) to go through, but i promise i’ll start chipping away at all your questions and lovemail soon!

Nessun Dorma updates.

the poll for chapter one is now officially closed. the results were tied for the longest time, but alas, we’ve had a surge of dom!Epel votes this week, so it seems our precious apple boy will be the one doing the rawing this time around! (i’m sorry sub!Epel fans in the inbox, you guys got my vote but we could not prevail against the bottoms in the end!!!). istg y’all better let me have sub!Azul when the time comes www

rantings of a dom aside, i humbly thank everyone who participated in the voting! this game would literally be pointless without all of you.

about the next ND update, chapter 2 will release sometime next week! possibly on thursday/friday, if i manage to send everything to my beta readers in the next couple of days. you’ll get a little snippet of one of the smut scenes the day before the chapter goes public, so i hope you look forward to it!

on milestones and celebrations.

we’re almost at 1.5k followers. what the actual fuck, fam.

and of course we’re going to celebrate!!!! this might be thirsty thots boulevard but we are still classy, well-mannered harlots around here!!!!!

i’ve always wanted to learn how to code in CS, so would you guys be interested in playing a short, smutty interactive fiction game like this one, with one of our twisted husbands as the love interest? (original game post by the amazing author @/godsamael). i'll give you some more interactions and personality options for your self-insert, and you’ll be able to pick the reader’s gender between male, female and possibly non-binary if i can get the code to work! 

i’ll probably make a poll to decide which husband you’ll be able to f*ck, so let me know if this is a yay or a nay for you. if it’s a nay, i’ll come up with something else to entertain you.

upcoming writings.

time for the usual lies i mean uuh our wonderful and very regular schedule because Miel is an organized writer who never posts headcanons and scenarios on a whim. here it is, for everyone who asked.

acedeuce poly scenario with f!reader. (tomorrow??)

more cybertwst (idia & vil are up next)

dick headcanons for pomefiore

mindbreak scenarios with [redacted bc i ain’t spoiling this lmao]

and there you have it! if you sat patiently through this entire existential crisis, Ramiel gives you a smooch on the forehead and blesses your weekend with p0rny lucid dreams. 

[ackermans-freedom-inc]

As a follow up, (which u can take ur time on ofc) how about uhhhh nsfw headcanons with the same smaller male s/o? Who's easy to fluster and very submissive but can be a lil bratty once they get more into it cause why not 😏 hfkshfkwk if ur comfortable with it!! Hope u don't mind myself being self indulgent w these requests LMAO (this might be it till I think of something less vague tho I'm not as creative as the other PFF. Also ur like the sweetest imagine blog owner I've met omg 🥺)

Hello my dear! @fuck-mcgee I hope you dont mind that I included your HCs during Thirsty Thursday! After all they are nsfw (; Please enjoy! 

I am super self indulgent with my fics, so I figured its only fair I return the favour, even a little bit. (AND OMG ur making me a puddle of tears on the ground thank u for ur kind words im melting)

Levi with a smaller male sub!bratty! s/o HCs - NSFW

- Levi would never admit it to you, but he loved it when you would jump whenever he leaned in close to you to whisper in your ear

- he loved that you reacted to him in such a way, unable to contain the blush that would colour your cheeks every time he so much as patted you on the head

- He loved that he could make your day with a simple “Good boy” comment and a ruffle of your hair

- he knew exactly what he did to you, and loved every ounce of power he held

- but oh ho, did you like to test him behind closed doors

- that cute little grin you usually reserved for when he praised you would turn mischievous, little mewls escaping your mouth even as his hand came down over your backside, a growl in your ear reminding you to keep quiet

- you tried to listen to him, you really did, and of course you tried to be good, but who could resist frustrating the man that held your heart firmly in his hands

- little did you know, Levi may have your heart in his hands, but it was you who had him wrapped around your finger

- one beg, and one look into those puppy eyes you would make at him, and he would rip the moon from the sky to give to you – except in the bedroom

- he knew exactly what you tried to do to him, disobeying his words until he lost it, shoving his fingers in your mouth to keep you quiet as he pounded you into the mattress

- one time, he was away on business, and you had dutifully facetimed him every day, falling asleep with him right next to you, his grey eyes watching as your chest rose and fell, sometimes lucky enough to hear you murmur his name in your sleep

- he had promised to bring you gifts, but what he asked for in return had you balk

- you couldn’t touch yourself until he returned

- it was a week since he left on his business trip, and you couldn’t take it anymore

- you rut against your hand, pretending they were his, soft pants falling from your lips as you imagined him

- too bad you didn’t hear the door opening until it was too late

- he intended to surprise you, but caught you instead

- the rest of the night, neither of you got any sleep

- he brought you to the edge, over and over again – handprints on your backside, love bites littering you neck and inner thighs

- every time you got close, he would stop, pulling away completely as he glared at you from across the room

- you begged – pleaded – apologized so many times for him to just let you cum

- just when you couldn’t take any more, the thought of disobeying him crossing your mind once again, he gave his permission

- you swore you blacked out from the force of the orgasm that washed over you, because when your eyes finally focused, Levi was pressing soft kisses against your sweaty forehead

- instead of returning your smile, he flicked you with his finger, “damn brat”

- all you could do was smile, after all, he wasn’t wrong