#enjoy degenerates

[worldseer]

A list of tweets I'd make if I had a Twitter and it wasn't a cesspool of bs

Levi Ackerman is Hozier-coded as a lover. No I will not elaborate if you do not understand.

Today's crisis: Am I autistic? The answer: My friends say I am.

"The sun and moon are lovers." No, it's the moon and the Earth. Sun's the fucking queen bee in Solar System High School. And yes, Jupiter is the fuck boy.

I don't think Hozier knew I would break beneath the weight of the fucking EMOTIONS I AM HAVING!

I saw a post today about how the inside of angels look like the messy wires of old computers and shit, and so my gender envy and catholic guilt decided to spit roast fuck me for an hour-

I got the autism that makes me memorize the most useless and horrifying facts known to man. How am I supposed to use that in the economy we have today? How will knowing that some ants enslave other ants help me in any way? Yes I just met you and you told me your name five seconds ago. No I don't remember it. Why? Sorry, I zoned out can you repeat everything you just said? Nevermind, just processed it all- what were we talking about? Right, the noises dinosaurs made-

People will tell me that babies are wonderful, like we all didn't see that giant baby thing from RE: Village and didn't collectively shit ourselves.

Sometimes I think I've gotten over the Catholic Guilt and then I get so much post nut clarity that I feel guilty and nearly research nunneries to join.

I think somewhere along the way, I got fucked up pretty bad because I don't think I should look at horrible things and think "would".

So far my 'hear me out' list contains Adam Frankenstein (the creature from the infamous Gothic novel Frankenstein) and Deadpool and all I've learned is that I do not care if a man has scars, as long as he looks like he has fat tits.

I've said I'm bisexual numerous times but I think the actual definition of what my sexuality is is that I am attracted to men who are in desperate need of therapy and women who would be mean to me. And an occasional monstrosity with vague gender.

This is the most boring fucking apocalypse ever. Where are the creatures? The ability to become unrecognizable? The eventual fate that all is lost and that I've become but a being of the forest?

[tangirlisfangirl]

going fucking. INSANE with thoughts of taking care of curly post-crash.

like on one hand idk bout y’all but i would immediately put him in the cryostasis pod so he doesn’t develop any infections and doesn’t perceive any pain???

but also. imagine the tender moments.

insisting on helping anya take care of him so she never even has to ask jimmy.

little by little you take up all the duties with pure concern and selflessness to the point where she only comes in to help with diagnoses and wound dressing.

you spend almost all your free time there, just you and him alone.

sitting and resting by the cot. even falling asleep by it just so he’s not lonely.

rambling to him or playing music so he can focus on something, anything other than the pain.

making a way for him to answer simple yes’s and no’s so he can communicate somehow, have some form of free will.

fashioning him an eyepatch so his eye isn’t constantly strained.

tearing up spare bedsheets to give him new bandages.

halving the painkillers to make them last longer— yes it’s only dulled instead of fully numbed now, but it’s better than falling off a cliff into unending agony.

stroking his covered cheeks and jaw and kissing his forehead with ghostly gentle touches. you doubt he can feel it at all.

insisting he’s still in there even when everyone can’t see him the same.

joking through tears about missing his handsome face and hair and hands.

sobbing through a confession and hearing his choked cries in return.

“it’s all your fault but you still don’t deserve this.”

outside of the medbay you’re ruthless and deadly serious, spurred by a desperate need to avoid stupid mistakes and increase your chances of survival. whatever’s left of who you were before this tragedy only peeks through when you’re with him.

caring for him is representative of your own hope, that there’s a life after all this is over. once you stop trying the crew is all but doomed.

[mossy-opal]

To Lay Above

Incubus!Dabi x Reader

WARNINGS: SMUT!!! Voyeurism, Degradation, Mocking (lovingly), Oral Sex (Reader Receiving)

He rolled his eyes as she said she loved him from beneath him, rolling his hips again so as to not let her notice his disdain.

Being the way he was he knew what love smelt like, or at least what others have explained to him, and this was not it. She didn't love him, she seemed more embarrassed of him than anything. What she loved was the way he made her unravel.

But then again, she was easy. Well- Everyone was easy for an incubus. Even with the way he looked, he could still make anyone weak in the knees for him so he could get something to eat.

The woman didn't even realise he was taking her soul until she was just a corpse on the mattress, with Dabi leaving through the window to find a new toy to play with. Men and women were easy to play with, easy to feed him, but it did get… Boring… To say the least.

He wanted something new, wanted someone new. He was tired of all of them being embarrassed of him when he visited, always saying the same thing.

“Not now, I have friends over…"

“Ah- I don’t think you should come around, my parents are here…"

“Thanks, but I can’t see a movie tonight…”

They always had the same grimace, always had the same tone, and it was clear to him that he wasn’t someone they would be… Proud of…

Maybe it was silly, wanting someone to hold hands with, but he wanted it. He wanted it badly.

“Are you okay…?”

Dabi looked for the source of the voice, tilting his head to find… You.

“Are you alright? You seem… upset.”

He looked you up and down, smirking to himself at the way you looked. Cute.

“Huh.. I’m fine, what’s a cute thing like you worrying about someone like me~?”

Might as well get a free meal out of you, if he couldn’t find anyone else that matched his taste. You even blushed, you really were cute.

“Oh, well, you seem upset is all, I figured I’d ask.”

“What’s it to you, doll~?”

And you shrugged! That was how you two met. You were a bit different, he could tell. You often let him crash on your couch, fed him, offered him your bed at times, but never asked for anything from him. Hell, he even helped you out on going on dates…

Even if he hated how it made him feel…

He didn’t hope your dates would fall through. He would never sabotage your dates.

He didn’t care.

. . .

But he did, and he knew that when he smelt you. He dropped by late at night one evening, he wanted to watch a movie with you, maybe cuddle, but you seemed to be sleeping already. It was odd, but it didn’t matter to him. As he moved to sit on the couch, he stopped when he heard it.

You were moaning.

Suddenly, he felt his heart drop into his stomach. Were you with someone? If you were, why didn’t you tell him, you know he just drops by-

“Dabi~”

His ears twitched at that. His eyes widened as he made his way to your room, your scent bleeding through the door the closer he got. It sounded like the door wasn’t even closed as he heard your heavy breathing, the vibrator between your legs, the squelching of your wetness, your whining and-

“Aaaahh Dabiiii~”

That.

He put his forehead against the door, smelling your arousal. Slowly he felt himself lose control of his appearance. His horns grew from his head, curling around his skull, his teeth changing to his natural fangs as he could feel himself practically drooling. His tail swirled behind him, and his wings spread as wide as they could in the small hallway of your place. Hearing you nearing your climax, moaning his name, he could feel his pants grow tighter, his eyes dilating and his own breathing quickening. He couldn’t hold it back anymore, he couldn’t deny himself what he wanted a second further.

Slowly he opened the door, easily sneaking in and crawling onto your bed, you didn’t even notice until you opened your eyes, squealing at the sight of him.

“Dabi!? W-what are you doing here!? Why do you look like that!? What-”

“Doll, relax, I’m just here to give you what you want~”

Your face flushed a deep red as you tried to cover yourself.

“Aaaaw, don’t try to hide yourself, I heard you moaning for me~”

You whined, feeling the shame and embarrassment seeping into your mind. “Y-you did…?”

Dabi’s chuckle confused you as he fed into your embarrassment.

“Yes, and the way it sounded, and how you smell, is driving me fucking wild baby~”

He wanted to use this gift as much as he could, grinding against you, showing you how hard your noises made him. You shuddered, your toy completely forgotten at the real deal looming above you. You had wanted this for a few months after you met him. He was attractive as all hell, very nice to you, and he seemed to want you for more than just your body, unlike your countless failed dates.

But there was one issue.

He was very clearly not human.

Your mind was reeling with questions as he started kissing up your neck, muttering his praises to you as he felt up your body.

“Doll, I can almost hear your pretty mind running… Is something wrong…?”

You immediately snapped back into reality, where Dabi was above you, a slightly worried look on his flushed face.

“Ah- Yea I’m just… What are you…?”

Dabi chuckled, feeling that pit in his stomach grow slowly again, “Clearly I’m a demon, Doll… Did you make a deal with the devil~?”

Your cute little giggle warmed his chest as you shook your head, flushing red again. “Dabi I… Are you serious…? You’re for real a d-demon…?”

Dabi nodded, feeling a bit prideful as he saw you get flustered, “That’s right babe~”

“Why did you choose me…?”

Dabi’s smug smirk suddenly fell from his face, he grimaced slightly.

“Do we really gotta talk about this doll? It’s kinda-”

“Yes.”

Your sudden dominance made him chuckle, as he sat back on his knees, his tail flicking in slightly irritation.

“Alright alright…. I’m an incubus, and you smell like my next meal. That’s why I want you. I want to taste you,” He moves back to lean over you, “I want to feel you,” He gets closer, his mouth a whisper away from yours, “I want to fuck you full of me~”

Your cute shudder made him groan, and what you said next really made him weak.

“I want you, Dabi…. Please~?”

How could he deny that?

He smirked and licked up the side of your neck, taking another bite before kissing you. He’d never kissed anyone of his other partners before, choosing instead not to keep it nearly as intimate. But with you, he had always felt different. From the way you spoke to him, to the way you spoke about him to your friends over the phone, how eager you were to show him off, even if you weren’t official…

It really did something to him, and he was more than happy to give in to those feelings now.

After all, drinking in your lust for him was ten times better than what he fed off of with other people. Hell, it even tasted better than your regular affection tasted- He was drunk on you.

As you two kissed, you wrapped your arms around him, making him shudder against you. You were so eager, so ready, so excited, just for him.

“Dabi… P-please..?”

“Oooh, so needy… So, so needy… You little slut~”

Your face went red as he moved to start taking off his clothes.

“Such a needy whore, touching yourself wasn’t enough? Your little plastic toy wasn’t enough for you~? You need me baby~?”

His mocking tone was driving you wild, he could tell with how your eyes dilated, your bottom lip quivering as you moaned. When you glanced down at his dick, you could see he was pierced, making you flush even more. Dabi chuckled, rubbing himself on you, and he chuckled feeling how you were already so soaked.

“Damn, you’re soaked baby… Did you use lube on yourself for your little toy, or is it just because of me~?”

His teasing made you whine, but you couldn’t deny it, you loved it…

“Ready f’me~?” He whispered, leaning closer to the side of your head. You nodded, whining again as he slowly pushed in, making you gasp. He was right, your vibrator wasn’t enough for you, Dabi was far better.

He didn’t give you any time to adjust, already thrusting into you at an alarmingly fast rate. He was loving how you felt, fucking into you like his life depended on it, pulling out as many moans from you as he could. He bit into your shoulder, up your neck, marking you everywhere he could get his teeth. He wanted you to know who you belonged to, wanted everyone to know you were his.

As he fucked into you, he could hear you trying to mutter something, so he smirked, lifting himself to look at you. “What was that baby? Wanna say somethin’, hm~?”

“Love you…. Love you Dabi~”

That made him snap his hips, making you whine. He looked down at you, eyes wide with shock as you looked up at him, tears in your eyes, blush on your face, drool dripping down your chin as you whined. You were so much better. Because you were telling the truth. He felt his heart clench as you said it again, and he moaned. He gripped your face with one of his hands, kissing you as hard as he could, muttering how he loved you too, how he was close, how you felt like heaven. Your breathing was heavy, your moans were drawn out as you clenched around him, making him gasp and shudder.

“F-fuuuck- Oh fuck doll I’m-”

He didn’t get to finished what he was saying, cumming in you, pushing himself as deep as he could get, making you squeal, and making his smirk even wider.

With your heavy breathing, he pulled out of you and looked at the mess you both made, and he could feel himself practically drooling at the sight. You were shocked when you felt his tongue on you, and in you. You shuddered, feeling him lick you up and down, moaning his name.

“D-Dabi what’re y-youOoooh- D-doing-Aaah~”

He chuckled while his mouth was on you, making you vibrate at the feeling. Lifting off of you for a short minute, he winked.

“Cleaning you up baby, that’s what~”

You moaned again, covering your face with your hands as you blushed in embarrassment- You were so fucking cute, he couldn’t stand it.

“Y-you don’t have t-”

“Mmph-shut up…. Want to.... mmph- want you….”

You squealed again as he nipped at you, and he decided to take it one step further. Putting your legs over his shoulders, he gripped your hips tightly as he ate you out, devouring you in more ways than one. He was worried he’d hurt you, his claws digging into your skin and his hunger being satiated from your pleasure- What if he killed you, just like the others? He was put at ease as he felt your fingers brush through his hair, tugging at his roots gently, as if you would hurt him.

“D-Dabiiii… Dabi I-I’m- Haa~!”

He knew, he could feel you coming undone yet again by him, and he loved every second of it. The combined taste of the both of you on his tongue made him go almost feral as he ate you- Fuck, the smell, the taste, he could barely stop himself as you came again, gently lapping at you to clean you up, finally stopping as you whined. You were probably overstimulated.

When he was done with you, you grabbed him by the face and kissed him, and you didn’t stop kissing him. You pulled him against you, and while you seperated you looked up at him with a smile.

"Dabi… I love you, y'know that right?"

He chuckled, nodding- "Dabi, I'm serious. You told me about your exes, and I want you to know I'm serious."

"Yea doll, I get it-"

You held his face again, putting his forehead against yours.

"You better… Because I love you."

He sighed and kissed you, "Love you too doll…. I really do~"

You smiled, kissing him again. "Good, because now you're stuck with me~"

"Wouldn't want it any other way sweet thing~"

You giggled, sitting up and taking his hand. "What're you doing now doll?"

"We're gonna shower, I'm all sorts of sticky thanks to you. Then, we're gonna cuddle and watch that movie you wanted to show me."

He chuckled, "How did you know I wanted to watch a movie?" He asked, letting you lead him to your bathroom.

"You were talking about it a few days ago, I figured you'd stop by to watch it at some point."

He laughed at that, "Oooh, did someone plan for me to catch them in the act~?"

You winked, "Noooo~"

"Naughty thing~"

"Only for you baby~"

He would be damned if he ever let you go… His Mate.

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[sharpiedoodleee]

port mafias favourite little mutt

[teatitty]

Some more Sharkteeth Iruka thoughts:

He has very much internalised a lot of insecurities about his teeth bc of all the shit he's seen and heard Kohari get about her own over the years

These feelings were heavily reinforced when a bunch of kids in class decided to play an innocent spin the bottle but when it landed on Mizuki, the kids all screeched about not wanting to get bitten/sliced/etc

The first time he kissed Kakashi it was through the barrier of Kakashi's mask bc he was scared of doing it otherwise. The first kiss without the mask in the way is sweet and tender and lead by Kakashi as way to prove he has nothing to fear

When Iruka is annoyed or irritated he makes little noises by sucking or tutting his teeth. These sounds are just as diverse as a person's hand signs and you can tell what island someone's family came from in Water Country based on the specific sounds they make

Teeth gnashing means he's either in pain or actively pissed off and yes that makes a sound too. It's like a sharp clicking where his teeth snap and grind together

His accent is quite noticeably thick because he has to talk without slicing his tongue so he stretches out certain vowels/consonants/etc or just straight up ditches others [example: "the, there and that" becomes "de, dere and dat" and "with what" is "wiv whuh", "mouth" is "mof/muhf" etc]

Because he uses a henge to transform his mouth into something more "normal" his natural accent is usually hidden, though his grins, smiles and laughter are still very wide and large since he's used to, well, having different teeth to work around when at home

If he gets worked up enough the accent will slip regardless of the henge

The sharkteeth of Mist exist because the local produce is quite thick and tough so you need teeth capable of ripping and tearing without hurting the jaw. Put a juicy steak in front of him and Iruka will be able to tear it to shreds with no issue even if it's super fatty

He can also crunch into shellfish and just. Eat the shells. He doesn't do that because they "taste really bad" but he could

A spaced/zoned out Iruka is likely to bite you out of reflex if you make him jump. Gai found this out without meaning to and was very chill with it bc he's used to Hatake 'I express my affection via biting' Kakashi but Iruka was a bit of a mess about it

Speaking of Kakashi: he's so normal about the Sharkteeth. So so normal. It doesn't count as an oral fixation if you're just using your fingers to poke around in there whenever you can guys he swears!

He really likes it when Iruka applies a soft pressure against his exploring fingers with said teeth. It reminds him of his dogs when they playfight with him

Iruka stops using the henge sometime during the blank period between part 1 and shippuden. He started borrowing Kakashi's masks instead hehe. Both a practical solution and a sweet one since Kakashi's romantic self gushes about it constantly. Somehow it still takes their coworkers absolutely ages to click on that they're dating. Incredible

[r0ttenb0gb0dy]

✨ meet the artist, @r0ttenb0gb0dy edition ✨

i have no idea what i look like but my husband fact checked this and he said that it looks like me so i am going to assume he is right 🩷

ive never done one of these so i kinda just infodumped . if anyone has any questions don't hesitate to pester me i love to talk !!!! i don't bite i promise . i am just a simple line cook obsessed with a video game from 10+ years ago (this can apply to many games) and a writer when im mentally capable of doing so .

bog loves u all . mwah .

[mightbebobbie]

this is so off topic from my usual text posts but my god ive been thinking abt replaying elden ring lately, simply bc i want to murder mohg for what he did to miquella,, hoping the dlc releases soon!! in the meantime i will continue to play league of legends lol

[inkegg]

I cant believe I'm witnessing another genuine ship war in my life time. I thought those died out... but its literally crazy seeing max x Lucy n ghoul x Lucy people earnestly beef in the replies n tags of posts...

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

Some people have aggressively stupid takes on censorship, fictional content, kink…. But then also in irl sex and relationships, too, and it’s exhausting. If you are a grown adult wringing your hands about how you could never date anyone two years younger than you or getting your panties in a twist over regular safe consenting sex practices/acting like safe and consensual k.ink is inherently abusive…. Then your brain has been so thoroughly rotted by online puritan discourse and you need to get off of twitter and experience the real world. Genuinely. Hope this helps.

[1loer]

"When she’d promised she was going to keep Komaeda alive, no matter what, she meant it. She was not going to let Komaeda die. But, if she had it her way, she’d never let him get better either."

Mikan Tsumiki is a good nurse, and if she has anything to say about it, nobody's going to die from this strange disease.

It's too bad then, that she kind of doesn't.

(Set in-canon. An exploration of Mikan Tsumiki experiencing Despair Disease in Chapter 3 of SDR2).

[k17y]

ㅤㅤㅤIT   SEEMS   RATHER   STRANGE / UNHEARD   OF   THAT   A   SIN,   LET   ALONE   AN   OVERLORD,   WOULD   EVEN   PURCHASE   A   CUSTOM   FIZZ   BOT;   BESIDES   MAMMON   OF   COURSE.   REMEMBER;   THESE   THINGS   ARE   SEX   BOTS   MODELED   AFTER   AN   IMP   CELEBRITY;   WHY   WOULD   OVERLORDS   CARE   ABOUT   SOME   RANDOM   IMP?

ㅤㅤㅤPERSONALLY,   I   THINK   GIVEN   WHO   KITTY   BELONGS   TO   +   HOW   HEAVILY   CUSTOMIZED   SHE   IS,   SHE’D   BE   ONE   OF   THE   BOTS   THAT   FIZZ   &   OZ   HATE   THE   MOST.   IN   THIS   ESSAY,   I   WILL-

[racharii]

sorry but if you say a kink is bad because "theres nothing transgressive or revolutionary about it" i think you are actively harming kink. you could use that line of logic for any kink, you dont get to decide what kink is 'good' and 'transgressive' (as if being transgressive makes a kink better or worse?) and what kink is 'bad' and 'immoral.' stop it. hits you hits you hits you

[amischiefofmuses]

Can't get over Cap blushing in the 3rd panel, sweet jesus.

[stunt-lads]

what type of youtube do you watch usually?

It depends on how I'm feeling, lately I've been watching like, skyrim challenge videos but I also like single player hardcore minecraft videos (Sandiction's loss hit me hard)

I also enjoy horror narrations though, especially when I'm drawing or playing video games on my switch or phone.

I ALSO also like to watch commentary videos but I've been leaning away from them because their views tend to be...let's say conservative to be polite.

So yeah! It depends on how I'm feeling mostly!

[zahra-hydris]

starfield is very fun, but it continues the modern Bethesda tradition of mixing some truly wild game design choices with some basic ass writing

[not-poignant]

My knee is shot to hell and I think the next step before surgery might be cortisone injections.

But on the journey to like...keeping my ability to walk (though I've lost the ability to hike and/or walk more than 10 minutes which blows, I'm hoping to get it back still), my physiotherapist, who is also a personal trainer, got me doing a whole bunch of upper body stuff, which I cringed at and was like 'nooooooo' and just 'I'm gonna be so bad at thissss'

But it ended with me actually really enjoying it and now I bench press (don't ask me how much, it's a pitiful amount, my arms are as strong as limp noodles and i'm not not interested in 'how much can you do i bet i'm better at it than you are' like yes you are yes you are now go away) and I look forward to my arm workouts the most out of anything I do.

My knee's still an absolute shitweasel though.