#england v china

[glimmerofawesome]

[pierregaslays]

A RACHEL DALY GOAL !!! THAT WAS FOR ME

[narilwrites]

UNEXPECTED FREE DAY TODAY

Naturally I made me a cuppa and am watching the England v China match the way the gods intended

[awfcrusso]

Also Keira is on the bench 😍😍

[abattoirstars]

convinced lucy bronze must've fucked this ref's mum because why else would she have it out for her this badly

[chelscait]

OOOOOH THIS REF IS A CUNT

[moths-in-hats]

okay she might not have gotten a hatrick but lauren james has been involved (scoring/assisting) in all 5 england goals which is pretty fucking impressive

[bibliophilicstranger]

Thank you England for so far playing a less stressful game to watch than the U.S match.

[noihavenosanitythanksforasking]

"man are americans not tought any geography???"

nope. the only geography i ever got was when i did 3 months of home school in 3rd grade which i failed miserably. if u want to really know geography u can sign up for a course in college i assume?

you do get geography in history class technically but it really just looks like

so theres us and then theres canada and then down there is mexico and south america and then over there is lots of stuff but that one is russia and thats china and then over here yk theres lots of stuff here but thats europe and somewhere in there is france england and germany and thats really all that matters anyways. oh and then theres africa and down there is Antarctica and its cold there

but yk theres not much time to do geography bc we are v busy with learning the same thing over and over just with increasing levels of detail

1st grade: and then columbus sailed across the ocean!!! bc hes super brave and cool!!! and he found america!!! wow!! and then he became friends with everyone and they all lived happy ever after!! happy thanksgiving!! we are the best happiest country ever and all other counties wanna be us bc we are all happy and free

12th grade: so columbus raped and pillaged and heres his diary graphically depicting how he was a terrible person and in fact our country is based on terrible things and its all a lie and a bunch of the founding fathers were atheists and tbh we ARE the bad guys and everyone hates it here. other history? um i mean there was ww1 and ww2 i think fhats about it lmaooo

[fanficfish]

explaining characters in hetalia badly: family member archtype edition

an incomplete list for funsies

just imagine they're all at a big family reunion lol

Germany: The closeted cousin who still hasn't figured it out.

Prussia: The cool older cousin who's jacked up on the remnants of the energy drinks he chugged during finals week trying to study for his med school exams. Probably specialized in kids medicine, but he's too jittery to confirm.

Italy V: The cousin who's a cousin because someone married someone a couple months ago and has no idea about all the ettiquette rules ye and what not to discuss in front of Great Aunt Sarah.

China: Great Aunt Sarah

Italy R: The cousin who's just hit his highschool years, and has decided MHA and Valorant is his whole personality.

England: The one manning the grill.

France: The one actually manning the grill.

America: The guy who's young enough to be your older brother but old enough that he's a dad. Don't worry, he's cool- he won't make you babysit, but he's gonna show up with those kids in biker jackets and they'll do a fun dance to entertain everyone halfway through dinner.

Russia: The uncle that apparently is a war vet. Definitely saw things he shouldn't have seen and you don't leave your kids with him. Tells the wildest stories over dinner though.

Canada: The cousin who you forget exists because he's actually normal. Actuality has probably spiked something.

Japan: The one hiding in a room playing video games. He might share if you ask nicely.

Lithuania: Someone's spouse. Not sure whose, but he made a nice caserole.

Sweden: That one distant relative who you almost forgot to invite.

Finland: The guy who showed up and you're not sure where he came from, but he's kinda fun so no one questions it.

Norway: The one who was forced to tag along with the rest of the family.

Iceland: The one who pretends he doesn't want to be there but he'd show up even if he wasn't invited because the food is kinda good.

Denmark: The one bringing the alcohol and manning the bar you didn't kow you had.

Latvia: The one trying to sneak underage drinks.

Estonia: The one pretending to be a normal person with his "honor student" and "full ride scholarship next year" but is secretly helping Latvia sneak a drink.

Spain: The uncle who's been married ten times.

Switzerland: The one who only showed up because he was begged to. Either ends up in the corner watching the game or in the middle of the table retelling some grand tale.

Liechtenstein: The one bringing all the delicious deserts and a fruit tray and forced Switzerland to socialize.

Austria: The one insisting on putting on the radio the moment the "go ahead" for the food is said. Might have even called up everyone to remind them to bring their instruments.

Hungary: The one who gets everyone dancing the moment Austria whips out the fiddle tunes.

Seychelles: The one who innocently suggested a board game after the dance-off winds down.

Hong Kong: The cousin who sticks around long enough to say hello to the aunts and uncles and grandparents and get some food before hiding in the room with Japan.

Belarus: The cousin who's a movie-cutter highschool "popular girl" and spends the whole time on her phone texting her boyfriend.

Ukraine: The aunt that break up the board game fights and bans it from future events.

Luxenberg: You don't know what he does for a living, but he brings cool stuff for everyone.

Netherlands: The globetrotting uncle who you're pretty sure knows everyone and everything.

Belgium: The cool aunt who's single and living life.

Phillipines and Thailand: The fresh-out-of-collegers cousin who keeps taking photos of everything.

Malaysia: The fresh-out-of-colleger cousin also taking photos but only aesthetic ones.

Taiwan: The aunt that starts making smoothies unprompted.

Monaco: The cousin who brings a book to read in the corenr.

Cameron: The uncle you don't want to get into an argument about sports with. Switzerland does not head this warning.

Greece: The uncle who drove all day and night to get here with a full car, and is now knocked out on the couch.

Turkey: The funny wine grandpa.

Cyprus: The college dropout who now works at a seven-eleven.

Egypt: The cousin who's studying history and is pretty average except you have photographic evidence that he sat next to a pond and talked to ducks for half an hour and was very serious about it.

[sane-human]

I've been trying to find a civilization to look at most to tell the story of the Bronze age , and after some thinking I decided to put Ancient Egypt as a protagonis, since it is one of the civilizations that survived the Bronze Age collapse (others that survive are the Assyria , Elam and Phoenicians city states) and would connects to the Iron Age well in my opinion...

I want to have a "protagonist" or history for each era , based on who did the most change on the known world or fits better (like Egypt surviving) , but of course still taking into account the entire world too since it wasn't as connected as later modern times!

I also do like Mycenaean Greece and Sumer tho aaa ;v;

Anyways here's some rambles!

// I'll put Egypt as protagonist of the Bronze age, as in the two kingdoms and the the unified Egypt!

(3300-1200 BC)

//For the Iron Age I think the Greeks would fit better to tell!

(1200-500 BC) togheter in later stages with:

//The Romans for Classical Antiquity.

(700 BC - 400 AC (476) )

//Later Christianity for the middle ages (best)

(400 (476) - 1000 //first part//)

( 1000- 1450ish //second part)

//For the Renaissance I think it would be "Italy" (Maybe Florence??) following around the France Kingdom ,kindom of Englad, Portugual and the Spainsh empire learning the old ways and sailing around, or just going around Europe and stuff...

(1400ish- 1500ish)

//After comes the Age of Reason (or Enlightenment) (+ "Golden Age of piracy" + "Age of Dyscovery") and I think this would fit best for the duo of the France kingdom/ later France Repubblic/ empire and the Kingdom of England/ later the United Kindom + Spain and Portugual maybe as a second duo? A lot of things happen in here so I shall think it better...Like there is also the colonies, maybe that can be devided as two main points of view and then sub divisions depending on the colonial power at play.

(Also what the heck was going on in Asia during this period I have no clue...China domination?? I need some good books about that...)

(1685- 1815)

//For the Romanticism era I think would fit France most!

On the same level there would be the Industrial revolution , and that I think would fit the UK more!

(19th century- 1914)

Then there is the Great war and the modern things that I'll just do in my other blog as it is more detailed and recent!

Anyways I'm studying the Mionian Civilization now so... yeah a long way to go! But very fun! :D

When I have a pretty good understanding of the Bronze age and Iron age I'll start the asks again , I know some classical antiquity already and the middle ages too so I just need to study these two well to connect better later!!

I may alter these views after as I study more but for now this is a general plan!

Also I'll work on the languages and details about family links with cultures/people/kingdoms/Nations ect ((Languages connections are hard! ;v; but there is more to language to a nation like culture and history (I know wow), also there is difference between a nation and a state! So I'll try to work on that too))

[glimmerofawesome]

[pierregaslays]

it’s not a penalty because lucy can do no wrong in my eyes

[abattoirstars]

Dame Rachel Daly making a convincing case for the Lionesses being queens of the volley and therefore already Vibes World Cup champions

[chelscait]

right LJ and Less you’ve got to get both your hat tricks now.

[moths-in-hats]

wtf does the ref mean "possible handball" either it's a handball and it's a penalty or it's not a handball and it's not a penalty