#engiepauling

[bruisedkneesdirtysocks]

Wow Miss Pauling! Your mom lets you have… How many gfs!?!!???

[buttercup-barf]

MISS PAULING X ENGINEER??? IS THAT REAL PLEASE TELL ME ITS REAL... please please please ive been looking for miss pauling/the mercs and so far i haven't found any miss p/engie or miss p/sniper (have found a lil of everything else tho) please please please tell me what you think miss p/engineer is like im on my hands and knees. begging u.

The world is ready!! I have been rotating these two in my head for a while now. Even dubbed their ship name "Classified Blueprints" for shits and giggles.

Here's an unrelated Sniperpauling doodle for you. (Literally punch either that or "Piss Mauling" into the search bar, I guarantee, you'll find some good stuff!)

Elaboration on Classified Blueprints under the cut.

There's a lot of projection involved, but, the general gist of it is that they arguably work for Helen in the most direct way possible, and probably will have to work for her, until either they or Helen die. Miss Pauling could have been twenty at most, when she signed up to work for Helen, and Dell's (yes, Dell Conagher specifically) family is directly tied to all that is happening in the first place. A good half (if not most) of their lives revolves around being nothing but cogs in a machine.

I just think there's some room for a bond, that grows, when they get to dismember enough bodies together. These two are "the normal ones" that hide their gun fetishes and willingness to "dispose" of whoever they have to well enough most of the time. Enough to even fool the community sometimes.

... Also they're probably the shortest characters of the main cast (Miss Pauling is about Pyro height, I believe), and two short people are deadlier than one.

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

The flowers bloom...

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/40457598

by GentleSpy

I love you ChristianBrutalSniper88.

Words: 35, Chapters: 1/1, Language: 𓂋𓏺𓈖 𓆎𓅓𓏏𓊖

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Tracer, Cole Cassidy (Overwatch), Merasmus (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Engineer/Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Penis In Vagina Sex, Everyone Is Gay

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/40457598