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The hide and seek test

Ciri Science and the idiot syndrome    Ao3

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Ciri: We need to hide. Now.

Jaskier: Library?

Geralt: Too far. Kitchen.

They are running down the halls together, behind them they can hear the ominous countdown.

 Eskel: twenty eight! Twenty nine! Thirty! Thirty one!

Ciri: He is counting too fast!

Geralt: *opens his intended hiding place*   FUCK! 

Yen: *hisssss*

Geralt. *closes the door* *nope, this one is taken* *he did not get startled, not at all*

Eskel: *in the distance* Forty nine! Fifty!

Jaskier: Heck heck heck he is almost done! In here!

Ciri: *the cupboard Jaskier found is very small* *very small* *oooh yes this will do nicely* *evil child smirk*

Ciri: *pushes Geralt inside* *then grabs Jaskier and shoves him in there too* *it is really a bit small*

Eskel: Ready or not! Here I come!

Jaskier: Ciri! Get in!      *it’s too tight* *but if he slips his arms around Geralt maybe* *and press up against his back*

Ciri: *scared princess noises* *squeezes inside* *uugh it’s barely any room in here* *closes the door*

Geralt: *the cupboard is very silent* *Jaskiers arms are around him* *and his breaths are right next to his ear* *and he is pressed against his back*

Jaskier: *heck heck heck* *they are so close* *Geralt smells wonderful* *don’t be a creep Jaskier* *don’t be a creep*

Ciri: *nervous excitement* *plan seems to be a success* *shoves at Jaskier so that they get even closer* *because she needs more space* *that’s it* *no other reason* *muahaha*

 There are no sounds for a long while. A really long while.

 Geralt and Jaskier: *panics panics panics* *they are so close* *sweaty palms and racing hearts* 

Ciri: *bored* *sneaks a peak through the crack of the door*

Eskel: HAH! Found you!

Ciri: Damnit!    *makes sure to close cupboard door behind her and hide Jaskier and Geralt*

Eskel: Really princess? A cupboard? That is so obvious. *notice her close the door very pointedly* *goes to open it* *he can smell Jaskier and Geralt inside*

Ciri: *stops him* *points at Yens hiding place instead* *sacrifices has to be made*

Eskel: ………. *looks sceptically at princess* *she nods frantically* *opens Yens door*

Yen: *HISSSSSS*

Eskel: AH! FUCK!

 Ciri drags them both away from the kitchen and makes them find every one else instead. And then convince them to stop looking. Jaskier and Geralt are in that cupboard for a looong time. All alone in the darkness.

 Ciri: *evil child smirk* *scribbles on clipboard* *all too satisfied* Today's preparations were a success. The subjects stayed in close proximity for a long time. End phase will likely go smoothly.