#emmy blabs

[blanky-kudari]

Hello Kudari (and subsequently Nobori), I am currently in the process of setting up a blankshipping blog and seeking to find peeps to talk to! I got encouraged by a friend to start sharing my art and AU ideas online, and here seems to be a good place to start. Have some crumbs for now! (^3^)/～☆

Verrrrry well done!! Thank you for sharing!!

@blanky-nobori

[blanky-kudari]

Hfngdkg sfhfj???? Aaaaa????????????? ? ??????

so frickinnn adorable seeing u and @blanky-kudari flirt in the fd!! >w< let's go nbkd renaissance!

Thank you! I do enjoy flirting with them, he has the most precious reactions 🖤

[yocalio]

Is Shōgun really getting a season 2? Are we really doing this? How is there a season 2 when the novel has been adapted beginning to end? Why can't we just accept that Shōgun was an exceptional limited series and move on? Adapt Tai-Pan if you want to stay in Clavell's novels. Why do they always have to ruin a good thing by extending it past it's original purpose?

I get that they didn't know to what extent the show would be successful when they decided to adapt that giant book into 10 episodes, but if they wanted to do a season 2, why not adapt the book over two seasons so they wouldn't have to cut so much out? Oh well.... 😒

[ddejavvu]

Hi can I request spencer reid x reader, but reader has the same IQ as him. So she is a new member of the team and she looks all bubbly but then during a convo she spits some facts and Spencer is impressed. You do not have to do it!! I love youuu💕💕💕

You're quite used to the awkward silence that spans for several moments after you finally fall silent, the weight of your gruesome fact-spewing laying heavily over everyone. But this time there's a glimmer of amusement in their eyes, in the glances they share, and a dumbfounded stare from Doctor Reid.

"There's two of them," A dark-haired woman- Emily? Emmy? You're still shaky on names - gushes, and the man you remember as Derek groans from beside her.

"Doctor Reid has a habit of reciting textbook pages too," Agent Rossi smiles ruefully at you, "I think maybe the rest of us should just quit, and leave the BAU to you two."

"You'll fit right in," Agent Hotchner assures you, a smile uncharacteristically curved over his lips, "Reid, you two should sit together on the jet; maybe you'll tire each other out."

You share a giddy sort of grin with Doctor Reid, who seems to have a faint pink hue dusted over his cheeks. He nods, lips pressed thin and curled into a sheepish smile, "Uh- yeah, we can- we can talk. About- well, anything. Have you... ever seen Doctor Who?"

A vigorous nod is all you get in before Agent Hotchner pulls you back to your work with a stern, but underlyingly fond, "Alright, team, focus." But the promise of a blab session with Doctor Reid inspires you to speed through the case briefing, firing off suggestions and theories left and right to help the rest of the team finalize their thoughts.

The phrase 'Wheels up in thirty' releases you all, and you're elated to see Spencer hanging back while everyone else goes to fetch their go-bags. You linger beside him and he turns, a hopeful smile on his face.

"So, um- did you really want to-? To sit with me? We don't have to talk about Doctor Who, if you don't want to. Or- or anything, we don't have to talk about anything if you'd rather just... not."

"I'd love to talk about Doctor Who," You assure him, "And- anything, really. People don't like talking to me."

"People don't like talking to me either," He lets out a breathy laugh, glancing down at his shoes, "But... I think I'll like talking to you."

"Likewise," You grin, gesturing to the door, "Let's hurry and board early. We have a lot to discuss, Doctor Reid."

[dragonboots10]

If you don’t believe me pay attention to ep 5 when Klaus comes along in the car with Diego

Klaus has to tell him that Hazel is the one that tortured him even though Diego knows Hazel was at the motel

For Klaus this was almost a year ago so he just earnestly answers when Diego asks where he knows Hazel from but for Diego it was literally the next day and he Didn’t Fucking Remember that Klaus was also at the motel

Idc how many times I watch TUA S1 I am never going to be okay with the fact that Luther and Diego literally forgot that Klaus was kidnapped

[callmewrinkles3]

Bestie would you write a mini drabble about poor Daniel getting hurt? I'm so sad for him and the fact he said it was either he crashed into Oscar or the wall and Daniel ended up getting hurt either way :(

(Also hated that Oscar crashed too bc I do have a growing soft spot for him)

So Alex is in work right now, but…y’all don’t know how much we’ve been talking about this. So have a drabble.

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Em was in the garage when it happened.

She was sitting in the back with Blake, watching the feed show a Red Bull going around the track when the garage buzzed to life and the red flag alert went out. But this was different.

Dan’s side were crowded around one of the screens as she saw a stricken McLaren and an Alpha Tauri car on the banking. It didn’t take any time for her to spot the helmet and know it was her husband who’d crashed.

“Blake?”

“He’s gonna be fine, it’s Dan.”

But she watched the Marshall raise his arm in the injury symbol, Dan put into the medical car as he held his arm and she knew. She just knew. Instead of panicking Em had to keep her face straight and watch as he was taken away, noticing a camera focusing on her. If she broke she’d be worldwide. So she just kept her attention on the screen and her hand on her bump as she waited for activity to happen again.

Finally the session restarted and she looked at Blake who was frowning, the two of them able to have a moment.

“They want to take him to the injury clinic for a scan. There might be a broken bone.”

“Might be?” The fear gripped her.

“Dan’s pretty sure it is, the doctors think it might be a sprain. It’s his fifth metacarpal on his left hand.”

A broken laugh bubbles out of her. “It took me eight weeks to recover.”

“I love you Timmy but you were dealing with your mental health, struggling to eat, and decided to not get surgery because we were worried about what would happen if you were kept in hospital in Austin. He’s gonna be fine. We need to grab his phone, you need to call your in laws, and we need to get to the medical centre.”

She let Blake go to get Dan’s phone while she called Grace and Joe, the call picking up after less than one ring.

“Emmy?”

“Hey Mum. I haven’t talked to him yet but he’s gonna be ok. Maybe something on his hand, but we’re not sure. Taking him to a minor injury clinic to be sure.”

“How’re you and Lulu doing?” Hearing Grace’s tone made her relax, the tears wanting to escape.

“We’re good. She’s enjoying kicking my bladder. Once I know anything I’ll let you know, ok? The doctors aren’t sure and I can’t fully talk.” There were random journalists around, Lawrence from F1TV giving her a nod and a smile as he passed. She trusted him to not blab anything - god knew he and Nate had been given enough heads up on stuff by Blake - but she didn’t know. She had to be calm and have her game face on.

“We’ll book a flight, just let us know. We love you.” “Love you kiddo, make sure he doesn’t hurt himself worse!” She could hear Joe interject.

“I will. Love you too.”

Blake came down and looked at her, taking her demeanour in.

“You ok?”

“I have to be. Any news?”

“He’s got a sling. The doctors aren’t sure but he’s pretty convinced. Apparently his little finger looks like yours did. Scotty already texted me the phone number of Lance’s surgeon, he can get Dan in tomorrow if he’s needed.”

“So to the hospital and then see what happens?”

She stood up straight and stretched, going down the ramp. She just needed to see her husband and work out what was going to happen.

[sc0tters]

amber now you gotta do a reverse and how our au girlies are like drunk and how our boys react!!

You never miss w/these😘

Thanks love 🥺💗

Ryan and Ava

Ava play fights everyone who is willing to do it with her 😭

Will and Bailey

Bailey just gets tired and ends up falling asleep.

Rutger and Emmy

Emmy always ends up being thrown over his shoulder as she is such a brat and will throw a fight because she’s forgets that Rutger is Rutger.

Drew and Erin

Erin has been a light drinker so she’s more messy the next day when she’s throwing up needing Drew to take care of her.

Will and Junior

since she’s older she often gets more drunk than Will but they each sort of collectively take care of each other.

Jimmy and Tate

Tate just clings to Jimmy, anywhere he goes she ends up with him. So yeah, sometimes she’s sat outside the bathroom waiting for him.

Seamus and Liana

Liana doesn’t drink a lot after having Leigh but Seamus loves watching Liana when she does get drunk because she just sits there telling people how much she misses her baby girl 🥺

Mark and Abigail

Abigail loves telling people about Mark when she’s drunk “you should meet my boyfriend, he’s great!”

Steve and Lucie

Lucie is a hot drunk. She has these flushed cheeks as she drinks more, Steve is in love with it.

Gavin and Marisa

Marisa is a bitchy drunk, she takes everything personally…

Ryan and Codie

Codie is chaotic, she’s a runner and track star and everything in between when she’s drunk.

Nico and Bianca

Bianca loves cuddles from anyone when she is drunk. She loves to tell everyone that she loves them so much and is so grateful for them.

Matthew and Lilah

Lilah drunk? You are more likely to find pigs flying. This woman is such a heavy weight that she barely gets tipsy.

Luke and Allie

Allie is a quiet drunk, she just stared off into the distance as she’s sat somewhere. or she gets really hungry.

Quinn and Rouge

Rouge is a YAPPER like she will sit in the corner with a friend giggling as she talks their ear off. Over the summer she is sat with Trevor as they both just blab to each other

Cole and Parker

Parker tells Cole that she has a boyfriend who will fuck him up if he stays too close to her.

Jeremy and Adelia

Adelia clings to Jeremy. If he isn’t by her side then she’s talking to Linus about the weird and wonderful parts of life.

Matt and Sydney

Sydney is dragging that boy to the dance floor because she wants to show off the ass she got from working out

Sidney and Camille

Camille will fall over everything so Sidney sits or stands behind her as he holds onto her back.

Gabe and Jamie

Jamie is a funny drunk, she has not a care in the world and will do the stupidest shit.

Elias and Gracie

For someone who gets so lost sober, she just sits wherever she last saw Elias when she’s drunk. Gracie gets sad if she can’t find him after a while because she thinks that he has forgotten her.

Trevor and Blair

Blair is like a college boy doing shotguns and all and Trevor knows that she is like his perfect perfect girl.

Jake and Charlotte

Charlotte clings to Jake. She’s a soft drunk who just get attention.

Mason and Amelia

Amelia thinks EVERYTHING is funny. Mason just has to keep his eyes on her to ensure she is okay and safe.

Mat and Maddie

If Maddie is drunk Mat is drunk too. They’re dancing in each others arms as she literally just wants to keep him close as he kisses her.

Jacob and Emma

Emma rarely gets drunk when she drinks all she wants is Jacob “I’m so proud of you.” She’d mumble as she’d cup his cheeks wanting kisses.

Adam and Sabrina

Sabrina doesn’t often drink especially whilst she’s preforming so she has an occasional drink as a celebration so she doesn’t get drunk

Philly Throuple

Drunk Buzz = Bratty Buzz because she’s either irritated that the boys aren’t drunk with her

Oliver and Thea

Thea is a flirty drunk but only with Oliver. Like she sits there and giggles “you’re so pretty.” She’d smile as she’d rest her head on his shoulder.

Jack and Mila

Mila had the ability of a college kid, so she gets pissed drunk over the summer once and then she acts like a holy nun because that one hangover is enough to turn her off from drinking.

Timo and Julie

Julie doesn’t drink because she lost her dad to it and has decided against it, however she doesn’t mind others drinking

Juraj and Alana

Alana takes a lot to get drunk but when she does all she does is stare up and Juraj and tell him how pretty he is

[dorothygale]

jason sudekis and Nobody is surprised lol. also love bill hader being like the only one in that building wearing a mask

[blanky-kudari]

NoboKuda enjoyers PLEASEEE interact with me and @blanky-nobori we are desperate for crumbs

[floralpinktaylor]

PINK GOWN? PINK HAIR? TAYLOR???

[johnbottoms]

i love professor layton, my capricorn dad 

[nuggets-last-stand]

My guinea pig keeps sleeping all day and then keeping me up at night even though they’re not nocturnal and all I can think of is my mom saying “remember, if you nap during the day you’re not going to be able to sleep at night”

[ashtreehollow]

emmi-kat replied to your post “[[MOR] I’m so ready for 2018 to be over. I struggled academically...”

Happy New Year! I hope next year is better for you, but I'm so proud of you for making it through this year. That all sounds really tough. I'm so glad your Dad's surgery went okay. I didn't know about that but he's a really nice guy and I'm sorry he had to go through any of that.

Thank you so much Emmi. I’m really proud of you too, I mean, you graduated college!! That’s amazing! Here’s to making 2019 a better year!

[romanoffprentiss]

Emily's Car

A/N: I am seriously running out of Emily GIFS to use, also requests are always open

Working with a bunch of profilers left little to be secret. If it wasn't them profiling you then you were sure your son, James' excited blabbing would reveal anything. One secret he seemed to keep very well hidden was your late night companion. Emily and you originally were just fooling around. You didn't want anything serious just stress relief during cases, your job kept you busy enough the little time you did have you wanted to spend with your son. Despite your best efforts you fell for Emily quickly and even more so with how open she was about your son. It helped that James was well acquainted with the rest of the team so when Emily came over for movie nights, he wasn't thrown off.

Slowly her role became bigger, your heart melts whenever they interact. Emily never complained about it, she would gladly be on daycare duty, and offered to coach his t-ball team when the coach backed out. Which led to her most recent purchase. You were almost annoyed with how much time she took researching and double checking to find the safest possible car seat.

After two hours in the store Emily walks out with the carseat feeling accomplished,

"you know this means he's going to want to go with you everywhere now right?" you inform her and she smiles as she begins to try and install it,

"exactly that's how I get his hot mom in the car too" she winks and you scoff and gently push her aside to help her install the seat.

Just as you anticipated the second James found out about the seat he wanted to go with Emily everywhere. She had already spent most of her time at your place that every morning James would pout until Emily could take him. You would have to drive separate for the sake of keeping things secret from the team.

Though the day was simply a paperwork day you ended up staying a lot later than planned and your sister picked up James and brought him to you. Once your sister put him down Penelope held her arms open for James but he quickly ran to Emily,

"Emmy ! look what I drew today" he squealed as he showed the paper of his scribbles,

"oh who knew you were an artist" she complimented and he giggled before squirming out of her arms and ran over to Penelope,

"you got a new favorite aunt now?" she teased and he kissed her cheek,

"alright I forgive you" she relented and you chuckled. JJ and Derek didn't miss the way the James gravitated to Emily the whole time and decided to plan to investigate further.

When leaving the office that day you left quickly saying how James was getting tired but really you didn't want the team to hear James beg to go with Emily since that would surely give it away.

That night with James in Emily's lap and you snuggling into her side as Cars plays you look at her phone to see her looking at houses,

"baby?" you ask and she looks at you kissing your head,

"just thinking" she comments and you smile,

"send me ones you like" you say and she grins,

"aye aye captain" she salutes but James quickly shushes you both.

about a month later and you are standing in an empty house with James on your hip. Emily's heels can be heard clacking against the floor upstairs,

"welcome home Jamie" you say and he smiles,

"Is Emmy staying forever now?" he asks and you nod with a smile,

"yep we are all going to live together now" you tell him and show him around showing him where his room will be. While you watch James excitedly explain how he wants his room, Emily walks in and wraps her arms around you from behind, settling her chin on your shoulder,

"I think its time to tell the team" she comments and you nod,

"yeah Im surprised Jamie hasn't given it away yet" you joke and she chuckles,

"I want the world to know, also we will have to put in an address change so that might give it away" she says and you smile turning in her embrace and kissing her gently,

"EWWWW!" James runs over pushing your legs to push you two apart,

"well I have to give kisses to someone" Emily teased and chased after him making a kissy face as James screamed and ran giggling. You were so glad that they could run around now, no neighbors to complain about James' squealing, Emily had already ordered a play set outside for Jamie along with a tee ball set and had plans to take him to buy his first glove tomorrow. Telling the team didn't seem so scary anymore. It excited you to be able to tell everyone how happy the profiler made you. Too bad you won't remember telling them.

It was a tough case and Rossi offered to buy drinks and you can't really object to that. The whole team went over to the local bar and drinks were flowing. Emily offered to be the Designated Driver which everyone appreciated but in reality she had to be up at 6 to coach James' first tee-ball game.

Once it was getting late and only Derek, JJ, Penelope and yourself and of course Emily. You all pile into Emily's car,

"Em?" JJ asks as she climbs inside,

"yeah jj?" she asks looking into the rear view mirror and realizing she didn't put the carseat in the trunk,

"oh shit how did that get there" Emily plays dumb and you let out a loud laugh. They look at you confused as you turn to Emily.

"that's Jamie's, he loves being with his Emmy...almost as much as I do" you say clearly drunk and turn to the team,

"now get in the car, James is still with my sister for the night so I want to get laid all over our new house" you wink and relax into your seat closing your eyes as the rest of them stare at you in shock,

"surprise?" Emily shrugs and Derek grins,

"oh I knew it ! you finally bagged the hot mama" he patted Emily's shoulder and she chuckled shaking her head,

"yeah now buckle up I have a tee-ball game to coach" she says and they all buckled with smiles on their faces seeing how happy you two were as you held Emily's hand over the console.

[cosmicpines]

I ~finally~ finished Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy and lemme tell you... that was a LOT of bullshit at the end there like holy fuck how many “SURPRISE PLOT TWIST” were they gonna throw at us?? I still enjoyed it though, don’t get me wrong, but... jeez.

The game itself definitely wasn’t my favorite. The main plot was kinda... missing for the bulk of the game. You just go from country to country which is cool but like... what did it have to do with anything? It just felt disjointed.

[harryfeatgaga]

Well I’m the Emmy winner (so weird saying it I swear I’m not bragging) if you remember and I can say from personal experience that I sometimes check my tumblr when I’m going to pee lol because that’s where no one can see me and it’s usually in the middle of the day. And I never tell anyone the “tea” I have on celebrities but I know someone who would sell it to tabloids 😬 I’m too scared to get caught but the amount of personal things you find out about them because they like to blab a lot when they’re upset and angry mostly. But yeah I’m not trying to flush my career down the toilet.

LMFAO YEAH EXACTLYYYYY