#emerging from a tree isn't exactly sexy
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preciouslittle-bhaalbabe · 6 months ago
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Astarion: "I've been waiting, waiting since the moment I set eyes on you. Waiting...To have you." Rhiannon: "Oh buddy could you be any more obvious with your weird acting? You just fucking EMERGED from behind a tree shirtless what in the twilight saga porn intro hells is going on here?" Astarion: "Listen that usually works do you wanna kiss or not"
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