#emerging from a tree isn't exactly sexy
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Astarion: "I've been waiting, waiting since the moment I set eyes on you. Waiting...To have you."
Rhiannon: "Oh buddy could you be any more obvious with your weird acting? You just fucking EMERGED from behind a tree shirtless what in the twilight saga porn intro hells is going on here?"
Astarion: "Listen that usually works do you wanna kiss or not"
#Don't pull tricks on the bard with high charisma#incorrect astarion quotes#Astarion pookie#emerging from a tree isn't exactly sexy#He's just a little cringe sometimes it's fine#poor thing lol#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 astarion#astarion ancunin#baldurs gate 3#astarion#bg3 durge#astarion x durge
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