#elsewhere on the website is a lemon coffee dessert (two flavors that do NOT go together in my mind)
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Today I learned that there this theme park in Japan called Nijigen no Mori that has a lot of pop culture themed stuff, like, it's got a replica of the Hokage Mount Rushmore from Naruto and you can zipline into Godzilla's mouth, whatever, it's obviously lit, and right now they are doing an event called Bleach: The Nightwalk Warfare where you can pretend to be a Sternritter and run around in the wood, I don' t care, that's not important to me, what is important to me is this:
[A great menu is] Mayuri Kurotsuchi Hamburger Steak Omelette Rice Plate [It looks radiant]
It's a sunflower Mayuri hamburger omurice. A sunflower. Mayuri. hamburger. omurice. With Vienna sausage garnish.
Here is some truly effervescent copy from the website:
Can you sense its overwhelming presence? This omelet rice and hamburger plate is inspired by Kurotsuchi Mayuri who went to battle against the "Invisible Empire (Wandenreich)". It is a very satisfying plate with plenty of chicken rice, hamburger on top, salad and sausage, but the visual impact that transcends all of that is outstanding.
Look at it. This is the peak of culinary art. I hope Kubo himself has eaten one.
#mayuri kurotsuchi#can you sense. it's overwhelming presence. 'what is this reiatsu??' i murmur#hisagi made this for akon for his birthday and then had Regrets#akon ate it anyway. the man grew up on prison food.#would you eat the sunflower mayuri omelette? i've been thinking hard about this and i am not sure. i'm just not sure#elsewhere on the website is a lemon coffee dessert (two flavors that do NOT go together in my mind)#which is described as 'coffee jelly as black as Ichigo's death armor' and i WOULD eat that for the description alone#WHO is writing these descriptions?? i want to give them a million dollars#'i take my coffee as black as my shihakushou' is a line i WILL work into my fanfiction. you see if i don't
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