#elodie 03.

[aestherin]

— KEEP MY HEART ♡

scaramouche x f!reader social media au

SUMMARY — you find plenty of guys around you attractive, but there is only one you’re willing to make the first move on: the guy you first saw during your older brother’s soccer game. spoiler: he's a player from your rival university.

status: on-going | taglist: closed

genres: social media au, college au, strangers to lovers, crack, fluff, a sprinkle of angst (?), modern au, i wanted to do smth chill haha

extras: playlist — [click here] 🤍

author's notes:

omg 2nd smau is here!!

updates may be inconsistent, i don't have a posting schedule

again, idk what i'm doing haha

english is not my first language so expect grammatical and typographical errors (bear with me please :"D)

will contain swearing

PLAYERS.

— SL4YERS — the reds — the blued

SCOREBOARD.

game start ! (prologue)

— FIRST HALF

goal 01. i feel something ¬ goal 02. live a good life goal 03. let's play chess ¬ goal 04. do you like cats goal 05. a proof to your claim ¬ goal 06. am i being rejected goal 07. my baby ¬ goal 08. happy birthday goal 09. do you like sweets ¬ goal 10. i'm loyal, sir goal 11. my name ¬ goal 12. ghosted goal 13. unbothered ¬ goal 14. stupid is the new sexy goal 15. call me baby ¬ goal 16. i'm taking you out goal 17. kuni

— HALF TIME

goal 18. i can teach you ¬ goal 19. one thing goal 20. home ¬ goal 21. available for sale goal 22. my money, my choice ¬ goal 23. are you cold? goal 24. note to self ¬ goal 25. wear mine goal 26. they'll never like you ¬ goal 27. it was boring goal 28. we aren't a couple ¬ goal 29. what happened goal 30. something wrong ¬ goal 31. they're definitely dating goal 32. you but in meow ¬ goal 33. you're my best friend

— SECOND HALF

goal 34. flowers for you ¬ goal 35. how do i kick my brother out

goal 36. can i call? ¬ goal 37. are you gatekeeping me?

goal 38. pardon my french ¬ goal 39. tied

goal 40. good luck kiss

game over ! (epilogue): where's the trophy

TAGLIST I @lady-elodie @aiikalvr @lovely-althxa @unsterblich-prinz @xiaosonlybeloved @xiaomainlmao @cindywasneverhere @coquettemaiden @sunsethw4 @lunavixia @calickoh @arealistonao3 @lowkeyivorie @zyilas @mondaymelon @yukiipc @heartswonder @st0pthatsgay @ozzierenato @astreaa-express @shewolfmiko @lovelyycherries @myaaones @countessqin @aloveablechaos @letthewindlead @lunaavity @local-blueberry-boy @luminestars @layla240 @useless-potatho @atlaszi @alatusorrow @lahsram2201 @sakiimeo @user11918163805279 @vqazx @neigesprincess @kunicrush @yoursockstinks @hotgirlshit5 @mikctp @crucnhice @apotatouwu @yuaenri @sammybeefangirls @miko1ly @deffenferofjustice @etherisy @sagegreenthinks

i cant mention more than 50 people in one post so the other taglists will be in the reblogs instead!! 🤍

[casual-asexual]

big mama col vestito in latex wow. wowowow im blushing i love her i love elodie votate 03

[djinarocks]

Do you have any personal HC Voices for your Space Goofs OCs including Elodie?

Elodie Auclair -- Eden Espinosa (Cassandra, Tangled: the Series)

Madelline -- Jennifer Esposito (Tina Russo, The Looney Tunes Show)

Jeanne -- Erica Mendez (Retsuko, Aggretsuko)

Ines -- Tress MacNellie (Bess, All Dogs go to Heaven: the Series)

Heloise -- Christina Valenzula (Marinette Dupain Cheng, Miraculous Ladybug)

Now it is time for French Dub!

Elodie Auclair -- Marie Vermont (Cassandra, The French Dub of Tangled: the Series)

Madelline -- Patricia Legrand (Tina Russo, The Looney Tunes Show)

Heloise -- Anouck Hautbois (Marinette Dupain Cheng, The French Dub of Miraculous Ladybug)

Ines -- Laurence Saquet (Carmen, Patrol 03)

Jeanne -- Charlotte Le Bon (Takako, The French Dub of Hubert and Takako)

[keanureevesisbae]

Warning: mentions of murder, rape and things sex (consensual) related. Please do read every warning at the beginning of every chapter! This story is for 18+ so please do not read if you are a minor.

Many years ago, I was known as Elodie Rowan Rancher, the daughter of the infamous serial killer Rowan Rancher. Somehow I managed to put it all behind me. Changing my name, moving away from the Washington state and settling in Virginia.

Sure, I'm still tormented by nightmares and awful flashbacks, but there is a limit to moving on when you grow up the way I do.

But my peaceful life comes to an abrupt end when SSA David Rossi stands on my doorstep again, this time not with Jason Gideon, but with Spencer Reid and they come to deliver a disturbing message.

Rowan Rancher—my father, the serial killer, the reason I am never truly at peace—has escaped from prison. And no matter how hard I try, I realize one thing.

I can never run from my father. My past. The FBI.

coming soon

00. preview // 01. jailbreak // 02. the mattress // 03. a kiss in the rain // 04. copy cat // 05. copy cat part 2 // 06. auditing a class // 07. sickening domestic // 08. inspiration // 09. taken // 10. taken part 2 // 11. bittersweet goodbyes // 12. epilogue

[genshinology]

MINUS ONE — chapter 03 : our semester project

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SUMMARY. placing second in your year every single time can be tiresome, as childe will always snatch the first place and you will always be behind him. you hate his right answers and the winning smirk he directs at you whenever he gets a perfect score, while you, more often than not, end up with a minus one from his perfect 100. stalking his youtube channel is not exactly an ideal plan to start your mission of obtaining the #1 spot, but hey, apparently, childe gives out great content for super motivated students like so you couldn't really blame yourself for that.

(or, alternatively, you find yourself attracted to him the more you admire his channel from afar. but wait, hold up, aren't you supposed to be his academic rival?! it is even worse when you need to interview childe for the teyvat university's monthly issue too.)

🏷️ : @ajaxstar @sussydemon @kailluaken @covenantofthedeep @dawndelion-winery @miitchiji @lacy-lady @cocoxcola @nakurak @raideneiari @soleillunne @kunikuzushiit @salamiwrites @kitsuvil @liewastooshort @celestair @useless-potatho @cridtiins @wrrapedroundmyfingerlikearing @lady-elodie @anniejourn @goddessofself @tatiratty @shirmxie @dylthedumbass @zannivrs @lowotad @kittycasie @ani-st @izzyandviolins @b0bafl0wer @dearxiiao @blov3d @spiriteddreams @ruicantread @emmie5168 @baelloraa @dee-zbignuts @richxelle @shrslair @arizzu @sketcheeee (usernames in bold are the ones that couldn't be tagged.)

[thepringlesofblood]

Neverafter Minis Auction Tracker!!!!

let’s gooooooooo!!!!!!!

(https://auction.dropout.tv/)

UPDATE (5/21): The auction is over!!!! check under the cut for full list + fun stats ^v^

As I have before, I will keeping track of which minis go up for auction when, what prices they’re at, final prices, and at the end write up a list of every mini (and maxi?!?!) sold in order of how much they sold for, among other fun stats.

I make no promises as to the frequency with which this post is updated, but it will be updated. It was posted 4/21, and last updated 5/21.

*spoilers* for what characters appear in battle in Neverafter

Let’s get ready to rumble!!!

5/1: WHY IS BARREL SWORDSMAN #3 AT $1,501 LIKE 4 HOURS INTO THE AUCTION???? TIM IS AT LIKE $500 TF???

5/15: Wave 3 is live!

5/18: WHY IS BARREL SWORDSMAN #3 back up for auction?????

All minis (& maxis) have the same starting bid- 50$

Table Of Contents (ik ik im sorry)

full list of all minis in order of price

full list stats (e.g. priciest PC, most bidded-on)

groups I kept track of (e.g. who was the most expensive princess?)

the list & stats broken down by wave (aka what I’ve been updating during the auction)

The Tale Of Barrel Swordsman 03

Full list of minis & prices, from most to least expensive

IL TERRIBILE PESCECANE (W2) - $6,368

Pumpkin Carriage (W1) - $6,201


Black Ink (W3) - $4,000


Little Miss Muffet (Cursed) (W1) - $3,601


Mother Timothy Goose X Gander (W3) - $3,504.69 (nice)


disclaimer: this will count as a maxi as well as a PC bc of the Big Fuckin Gander. if it comes first or last I will note the runner-up as well since maxis generally go for more money.


Big Bad Wolf (W3) - $3,303


disclaimer: the (unsouped) Big Bad Wolf will count as a PC, since it is only ever controlled by Emily. It also counts as a maxi since it comes specially packaged and is Big. if it comes first or last I will note the runner-up as well since it’s a bit of a gray area and maxis = $$


Baba Yaga (W3) - $3,270


Pinocchio, Thrice (W3) - $3,205


Big Bad Wolf Soup (W2) - $3,201


Puss In Boots “Pib”, Twice (W2) - $3,003


Ylfa Snorgelsson, Twice (W2) - $3,003

Flying Golden Goose (W2) -$3,001

Mother Timothy Goose, Twice (W2) - $3,001


Pinocchio, Twice  (W2) - $3,001


Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Twice (W2) - $3,001

Snow White (W3) - $2,952


Princess Rosamund du Prix, Twice (W2) - $2,888

Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Thrice (W3) - $2,756

Author’s Ink Hand (W3) - $2,501


Ylfa Snorgelsson, Thrice (W3) - $2,501


Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Once (W1) - $2,401

The Baron of Bricks (Armored) (W2) - $2,002



Ylfa Snorgelsson, Once (W1) - $1,961


Mira (W2) - $1,869

Golden Goose (W2) - $1,816

Princess Rosamund du Prix, Thrice (W3) - $1,715

Rapunzel (W3) - $1,653

The Stepmother (W3) - $1,626


Pinocchio, Once  (W1) - $1,605


Wartime Alphonse (W2) - $1,552

Nara, The Orange Fairy (W3) - $1,502

Bosartia, The Wicked Fairy (W3) - $1,501

Princess Elody of Greenleigh (W3) - $1,501


Princess Rosamund du Prix, Once (W1) - $1,388


Cinderella (W3) - $1,278

Alba Mac Lír, the Sea Witch (W3) - $1,254


Mother Timothy Goose, Once (W1) - $1,235


Scheherazade (W3) - $1,235


Puss In Boots “Pib”, Thrice (W3) - $1,234

Anma, The Green Fairy (W3) - $1,178


Large Catapult (W2) - $1,151

La Bête (W3) - $1,021


Puss In Boots “Pib”, Once (W1) - $1,006


Fairy Godmother (W1) - $1,004


Flat William (W3) - $1,002


Bella, The Red Fairy (W3) - $1,001

Turquina, The Turquoise Fairy (W3) - $1,001


Hilda, The Blue Fairy (W3) - $1,000


Little Miss Muffet (W1) - $1,000


Nura, The Yellow Fairy (W3) - $1,000


Blacksmith Crate Man (W1) - $921


Book Construct (W3) - $901

Paper Monster (W3) - $881


The Mer-king (W2) - $880

Beaky (W3) - $859


Yellow Merrow - $841

Aesop (W3) - $827


Red Merrow (W2) - $827


Alphonse [from the first battle] (W1) - $826


Peter, The Baron of Bricks (W2) - $821


Barrel Swordsmen 03 (W1) - $801


Bean Stalk (W2) - $729


Wizard 2 (W2) - $716

Jack, The Giant Killer (W2) - $707


Golden Egg (W2) - $705

Golden Harp (W2) - $701


Tied Golden Harp (W2) - $700


Blue Merrow 2 (W2) - $669


Blue Merrow 1 (W2) - $667

Tied Golden Goose Egg (W2) - $617

Tom Thumb (W2)- $616


Armored Cow (W2) - $601


Rocking Chair Man (W1) - $600


Wizard 1 - $599


Cross Man (W1) - $553


Thumbelina (W2) - $536


Shovel Man (W1) - $529


Giant (W2) - $501


Barrel Spearman 2 (W1) - $484


Cauldron Woman (W1) - $476


Tray Man (W1) - $465



Barrel Spearman 1 (W1) - $446



Barrel Swordsman 1 (W1) - $445


Barrel Swordsman 2 (W1) - $431


Bed Man (W1) - $421


Hay Man (W1) - $402



Crate Soldier (W1)- $382



Prison Man (W1) - $382


Wheel Barrow Man (W1) - $380



Catapult Man (W1) - $362



Final Stats!

Most Expensive: IL TERRIBILE PESCECANE - $6,368


Least Expensive: Catapult Man (W1) - $362


Most Expensive Mini*: Baba Yaga (W3) - $3,270!


Priciest PC: Mother Timothy Goose X Gander (W3) - $3,504.69 (nice)

as it is a maxi, I will also list the runner-ups

Big Bad Wolf (W3) - $3,303 (also a maxi)

Pinocchio, Thrice (W3) - $3,205

Least Pricey PC: Puss In Boots “Pib”, Once (W1) - $1,006

Most Expensive Named Character**: Little Miss Muffet (Cursed) (W1) - $3,601


Most Expensive Unnamed Character: Author’s Ink Hand (W3) - $2,501


was debating if this counts as a character or not. if you think not, runnerup is Blacksmith Crate Man (W1) - $921

Least Expensive Named Character: Thumbelina (W2) - $536

Least Expensive Unnamed Character:  Catapult Man (W1) - $362


Most Bids: Red Merrow (W2) - 218 bids

Least Bids: Thumbelina (W2) - 15 bids

Most Bidded-on PC: Ylfa Snorgelsson, Twice (W2) - 165 bids

Least Bidded-on PC: Princess Rosamund du Prix, Once (W1) - 16 bids

*excl. maxis like Pumpkin Carriage, Little Miss Muffet (Cursed), and The Baron of Bricks (Armored), Big Bad Wolf Soup, Bean Stalk, Il Terribile Pescecane, both Golden Geese, Large Catapult, Black Ink, Big Bad Wolf, Mother Timothy Goose X Gander, & Alba Mac Lír

**we’re not counting il terribile pescecane as a character rn otherwise it would win everything and be boring

Groups I Was Keeping Track Of!

for shorter lists I just put the minis in price order. for longer ones I just did most and least expensive.

PCs!

Princess Rosamund du Prix

Once: $1,388

Twice: $2,888

Thrice: $1,715

Puss In Boots “Pib”

Once: $1,006


Twice: $3,003

Thrice: $1,234

Pinocchio

Once: $1,605

Twice: $3,001

Thrice: $3,205

Mother Timothy Goose

Once: $1,235

Twice: $3,001

X Gander: $3,504.69 (nice)

Ylfa Snorgelsson

Once: $1,961

Twice: $3,003

Thrice: $2,501

The Big Bad Wolf: $3,303

Prince Gerard of Greenleigh

Once: $2,401

Twice: $3,001

Thrice:
 $2,756

Princesses (not incl. Rosamund or Scheherazade)! 


Snow White (W3)- $2,952

Mira (W2) - $1,869

Rapunzel (W3)- $1,653

Princess Elody of Greenleigh (W3) - $1,501

Cinderella (W3) - $1,278

La Bête (W3) - $1,021

Thumbelina (W2)- $536

I know she wasn’t part of the Daughters of the Crown, but she does become a princess in her fairytale

#JusticeForThumbelina

Fairies!

Nara, The Orange Fairy (W3) - $1,502

Bosartia, The Wicked Fairy (W3)  - $1,501

Anma, The Green Fairy (W3) - $1,178

Fairy Godmother (W1) - $1,004

Bella, The Red Fairy (W3) - $1,001

Turquina, The Turquoise Fairy (W3) - $1,001

Hilda, The Blue Fairy (W3) - $1,000

Nura, The Yellow Fairy (W3) - $1,000

Boss Battle Creatures

Little Miss Muffet (Cursed) (W1): $3,601


The Baron Of The Bricks (mech) (W1): $2,002

The Stepmother (W3)

Hand Of The Authors (W3)

Fairy Godmother (W1): $1,004

The Baron Of The Bricks (pig) (W1): $821

Maxis!

criteria for a maxi

has special packaging

doesn’t fit on one of those circular bases normal minis stand on

vibes

All Maxis

Most Expensive: Il Terribile Pescecane (W2) - $6,368


Least Expensive: Bean Stalk (W2) - $729


Maxi Characters/Living Things

Most Expensive: Il Terribile Pescecane (W2) - $6,368


Least Expensive: Golden Goose (W2) - $1,816


Maxi Set Pieces

Most Expensive: Pumpkin Carriage (W1): $6,201


Least Expensive: Bean Stalk (W2) - $729


Named NPCs (not incl. maxis)


Most Expensive: Baba Yaga (W3) - $3,270

Least Expensive: Thumbelina (W2) - $536 


Mini-Minis

Most Expensive: Jack, The Giant Killer (W2) - $707


Least Expensive: Thumbelina (W2) - $536

#JusticeForThumbelina

Humanoids*

Most Expensive: Baba Yaga (W3) - $3,270

Least Expensive: Crate Soldier (W1)- $382

if you don’t think any furniture people should be considered humanoid, then Giant (W2) - $501 is next least expensive and is 100% humanoid he’s just a guy w one eye



*I have my own separate, questionably precise, extremely complicated criteria for what counts as humanoid in this situation. if u wanna see it, or any of the other lists, dm me, this post is long enough lol

Everything broken down by which wave it was in

Wave 1 (W1): 5/1-5/8 - closed! - all seems to be from the first battle, except Muffet & Baron

Ylfa Snorgelsson, Once - $1,961

Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Once - $2,401

Princess Rosamund du Prix, Once - $1,388

Pinocchio, Once  - $1,605

Puss In Boots “Pib”, Once - $1,006

Mother Timothy Goose, Once - $1,235

Fairy Godmother - $1,004

Pumpkin Carriage - $6,201

Little Miss Muffet (Cursed) - $3,601

Little Miss Muffet - $1,000

The Baron of Bricks (Armored) - $2,002

Peter, The Baron of Bricks - $821

Bed Man - $421

Crate Soldier - $382

Cross Man - $553

Barrel Spearman 1 - $446

Barrel Spearman 2 - $484

Barrel Swordsman 1 - $445

Barrel Swordsman 2 - $431

Barrel Swordsman 03 -$1,501

least amount of bids at only 4. the 4th bidder was just like ‘let’s end this’ 4 hours into the auction and they sure did.

update (5/18): except it seems they DIDN’T. any accolades formerly awarded to Barrel Swordsman 3 will be removed and given to the runner-up, and he will be counted as a Wave 3 mini. tf??

Cauldron Woman - $476

Catapult Man - $362

Blacksmith Crate Man - $921

Rocking Chair Man - $600

Tray Man - $465

Shovel Man - $529

Prison Man - $382

Wheel Barrow Man - $380

Hay Man - $402

Alphonse [from the first battle] - $826

Wave 1 Stats!

Most Expensive: Pumpkin Carriage - $6,201

Least Expensive: Catapult Man - $362

Priciest PC: Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Once - $2,401

conversely, Pib was the least pricey PC at $1,006! rip.

Most Expensive Mini*: Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Once - $2,401

Most Expensive Named Character: Little Miss Muffet (Cursed) - $3,601

Least Expensive Named Character: Peter, The Baron of Bricks - $821

Most Expensive Unnamed Character: Barrel Swordsman 03 -$1,501 Blacksmith Crate Man - $921

Least Expensive Unnamed Character: Catapult Man - $362

Most Bids: Little Miss Muffet (Cursed) - 156 bids

Least Bids: Barrel Swordsman 3 - 4 Cross Man - 42 bids

Most Bidded-on PC: Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Once - 147 bids

Least Bidded-on PC: Princess Rosamund du Prix, Once - 16 bids

*excl. maxis like Pumpkin Carriage,  Little Miss Muffet (Cursed), and The Baron of Bricks (Armored)

Wave 2 (W2): 5/8-5/15 - closed! - all seem to be from the Toy Island & beanstalk fights, except of course Big Bad Wolf Soup

Ylfa Snorgelsson, Twice - $3,003

Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Twice - $3,001

Princess Rosamund du Prix, Twice - $2,888

Pinocchio, Twice - $3,001

Puss In Boots “Pib”, Twice - $3,003

Mother Timothy Goose, Twice - $3,001

Big Bad Wolf Soup - $3,201

Mira - $1,869

The Mer-king - $880

Blue Merrow 1 - $667

Blue Merrow 2 - $669

Red Merrow - $827

Yellow Merrow - $841

IL TERRIBILE PESCECANE - $6,368

Flying Golden Goose -$3,001

Golden Goose - $1,816

Tied Golden Goose Egg - $617

Large Catapult - $1,151

Wartime Alphonse - $1,552

Tied Golden Harp - $700

Golden Egg - $705

Golden Harp - $701

Wizard 1 - $599

Wizard 2 - $716

Jack, The Giant Killer - $707

Armored Cow - $601

Giant - $501

Tom Thumb - $616

Thumbelina - $536

Bean Stalk - $729

Wave 2 Stats!

Most Expensive: IL TERRIBILE PESCECANE - $6,368

Least Expensive: Giant - $501

Priciest PC: Pib (twice) and Ylfa (twice) tied at $3,003!

conversely, Rosamund (twice) was the least pricey PC at $2,888! rip. still a lot of money tho

Most Expensive Mini*: Pib and Ylfa tied at $3,003!

Most Expensive Named Character**: Pib and Ylfa tied at $3,003!

Least Expensive Named Character: Thumbelina - $536

Most Expensive Unnamed Character**: Yellow Merrow - $841

Least Expensive Unnamed Character: Giant - $501

Most Bids: Red Merrow - 218 bids

Least Bids: Thumbelina - 15 bids

#justiceforthumbelina

Most Bidded-on PC: Ylfa Snorgelsson, Twice - 165 bids

Least Bidded-on PC: Mother Timothy Goose, Twice - 49 bids

*excl. maxis like Big Bad Wolf Soup, Bean Stalk, Il Terribile Pescecane, both Golden Geese, and Large Catapult (it feels like “Giant” should be a maxi, but it’s actually about human size)

**Il Terribile Pescecane does not count as a character in this circumstance

a fun new stat exclusive to Wave 2 - minis that sold for exactly $3,001!

Flying Golden Goose -$3,001

Mother Timothy Goose, Twice - $3,001

Pinocchio, Twice - $3,001

Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Twice - $3,001

if I had a nickel for every time a mini in W2 sold for exactly $3,001, I’d have 4 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened 4 times.

Wave 3 (W3): 5/15-5/19 - closed! - final wave!

Black Ink - $4,000

Mother Timothy Goose X Gander - $3,504.69 (nice)

disclaimer: this will now count as a maxi as well as a PC bc of the Big Fuckin Gander. if it comes first or last I will note the runner-up as well since maxis generally go for more money.

Big Bad Wolf - $3,303

disclaimer: the (unsouped) Big Bad Wolf will count as a PC, since it is only ever controlled by Emily. It also counts as a maxi since it comes specially packaged and is Big. if it comes first or last I will note the runner-up as well since it’s a bit of a gray area and maxis = $$

Baba Yaga - $3,270

Pinocchio, Thrice - $3,205

Snow White - $2,952

Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, Thrice - $2,756

Author’s Ink Hand - $2,501

Ylfa Snorgelsson, Thrice - $2,501

Princess Rosamund du Prix, Thrice - $1,715

Rapunzel - $1,653

The Stepmother - $1,626

Nara, The Orange Fairy - $1,502

Bosartia, The Wicked Fairy - $1,501

Princess Elody of Greenleigh - $1,501

Cinderella - $1,278

Alba Mac Lír, the Sea Witch - $1,254

Scheherazade - $1,235

Puss In Boots “Pib”, Thrice - $1,234

Anma, The Green Fairy - $1,178

La Bête - $1,021

Flat William - $1,002

Bella, The Red Fairy - $1,001

Turquina, The Turquoise Fairy - $1,001

Hilda, The Blue Fairy - $1,000

Nura, The Yellow Fairy - $1,000

Book Construct - $901

Paper Monster - $881

Beaky - $859

Aesop - $827

Barrel Swordsmen 03 - $801

Wave 3 stats!

Most Expensive: Black Ink - $4,000

Least Expensive: Barrel Swordsmen 03 - $801 (oh how the mighty have fallen)

Priciest PC: Mother Timothy Goose X Gander - $3,504.69 (nice)

as it is a maxi, I will also list the runner-ups

Big Bad Wolf - $3,303 (also a maxi)

Pinocchio, Thrice - $3,205

conversely, Puss In Boots “Pib”, Thrice was the least pricey PC at $1,234! rip. 


Most Expensive Mini*: Baba Yaga - $3,270

Most Expensive Named Character: Mother Timothy Goose X Gander - $3,504.69 (nice)

as it is a maxi, I will also list the runner-ups

Big Bad Wolf - $3,303 (also a maxi)

Baba Yaga - $3,270

Least Expensive Named Character: Aesop - $827

Most Expensive Unnamed Character: 
Author’s Ink Hand - $2,501

was debating if this is a character or not. if you think it’s not, the runner-up is Book Construct - $901. not a lot of unnamed characters in this wave

Least Expensive Unnamed Character: Barrel Swordsmen 03 - $801

Most Bids: Nara, The Orange Fairy - 133 bids

Least Bids: 
Scheherazade - 17 bids

Most Bidded-on PC: Princess Rosamund du Prix, Thrice - 111 bids

Least Bidded-on PC: Puss In Boots “Pib”, Thrice - 20 bids

*excluding maxis like Black Ink, Big Bad Wolf, Mother Timothy Goose X Gander, & Alba Mac Lír

The Tale of Barrel Swordsmen 03

at a maximum of 4 hours into Wave 1, the 4th bid on Barrel Swordsman 03 was placed for $1,501. Most of the other minis (including PCs) hadn’t even broken 1,000 at this point. When wave 1 closed, Barrel Swordsman 03 was sold for $1,501.

for comparison, Barrel Swordsman 01 sold for $445, and 02 for $431. In fact, all of the furniture people sold for the lowest prices in the whole auction. Except, it seemed, for Barrel Swordsman 03, who beat out Rosamund (once) at $1,388, Tim (once) at $1,235.

it seemed that was all to the story.

until.

[taken 6:32 pm EST on 5/18]

i mean there can only be one answer - the person that bid $1,501 for him couldn’t pay up. so...he’s back on the market?????

he returns. with a slightly new title: Barrel Swordsmen 03. he has multiplied since we saw him last. or, in their haste to get him up on the site before the auction closed, the person writing his name mistyped (understandable and much more likely).

he sells for $801. on the higher end of the furniture-people prices, but nowhere near his former glory

who are you, bidder #4? what were you trying to do? how did it all go so wrong?

/j

that’s it folks. have a good one!

[scienceoftheidiot]

TAG GAME: EIGHT SHOWS TO GET TO KNOW ME

I was tagged by @shutterbug-12 thank you !!! Weirdly we do share a show, how surprising 😁❤️

Here's a thing : I do not watch that many shows. Partly because I don't have time, partly because I am bad at watching shows because I need to be emotionally invested to get into them, and once I am ???? I can only watch that show in particular, on repeat. Yeah I'm a grown ass adult fight me.

Ripper Street : end all be all the best show on this list that is not at all in order of good from bad for real but this one tops everything. Period drama, awesome characters, delicate treatment of issues we are still struggling with nowadays with actually sometimes more decency from these 19th century Victorian men than 21st century people 🙃. Also misery misery misery feels and a fine dry humor that makes it the perfect match. Oh, and. Dead bodies and gore happens. Also there is something to the dialogue than I just absolutely love.

Daredevil (netflix) : of course this one has to be on the list, and I love it, and I love Matt and Karen and Foggy, and I wish S2 didn't exist. All this can coexist, you know (and I love Elektra and Elodie Yung she is absolutely NOT the problem). Please do not talk to me about She Hulk or the Disney reboot, thanks (gif to make people watch it, I like my men sad and guilty they can't save everyone and covered in blood, thank you). So yeah overall a show I love and have rewatched many times but nowadays... I feel kinda bad about it and it makes me sad.

Band of Brothers/The Pacific : you know me, you know why I like these shows (no it does not stop at "men in uniforms"). We did a rewatch of BoB recently and I think it's an easier watch than the Pacific, but I think I like the latter better even if everytime it makes me feel so bad. Anyway a gif of Webster because (hard to chose between him and Leckie I admit)

Doctor Who : just. Love it. Especially RDT era. Can't chose between 9 and 10 but the best is Jack Harkness

Good Omens : I need a rewatch. Just love it. I have nothing more to say, it's great.

Scrubs : probably one of these shows I shouldn't rewatch in case I cringe a little but when we first got together with Benj 11 years ago we just watched Scrubs on a loop. I don't especially like the characters but the show itself, which is kinda weird for me (except Dr Cox. I love him)

The Sandman : last show that blew my mind. Just love everything in it. Can't wait for S2. I had read some of the comics and loved it, too. Just realized that it's the second Neil Gaiman thing in this list (3 if we count that he wrote for Doctor Who lol) and I guess it says stuff about me too

Pushing Daisies : I have loved the contrast between the whole death thing and the colourful and happy sets and stuff. This show is cute and dark and funny and I love it and I need to rewatch too when I can. (Also? Tall cutie that meddles with the dead and bakes awesome pies? did I use Ned as a template for my OC without realising ??)

I don't think it counts as a show since it's an anime so it's a bonus but if you've been following me the last 6 months, you need to hear about Fullmetal Alchemist (Brotherhood but not necessarily excluding 03. At all. Just watch it back to back. That'll do it. I love both.) (Yeah oddly enough I'm not crazy about the title character there but about THEM and of course you must have noticed)

I tag @heirsoflilith @rancid-butter @qs63 @littleragondin @dairogo @musing-and-music @magipies @goneadrift @smoothshine if you want to do it !

[sara-smind]

Molte cose belle questo novembre:

- 03/11 "COCKTAIL D'AMORE" (la canzone obv, rimaniamo in attesa del video)

- 09/11 "Bruciasse il cielo" docu-film

- 10/11 "Bruciasse il cielo" singolo

+ Elodie al Forum (finalmente potrò vedere comoda quel concerto che nel parterre è stato uno spezza collo, grazie tizio di 2 metri davanti a me)

- 21/11 sorpresa, torno a vedere Elodie al Forum (stavolta dagli spalti, grazie)

- 25/11 Fandom Night - Ariana Grande (can't wait ☆)

(In tutto questo ignoreremo il mio parziale di matematica di oggi e quello di scienze delle costruzioni del 13/11)

[sooyun-ichtama]

{ credits } [Aleutia] Solstice Tattoo - Faded - Black Ascendant - Riana Set @ tres chic Bonnie - Almond Natural Nail Clear [LEGACY] Meshbody (f) Special Edition LeLUTKA Kaya Head MOVEMENT- Her needs (Got a new ipad - Black//The tote) @ tres chic SEKA's "WAIFU" Choker TOP1SALON - BLIZZARD BLUSH Pink TOP1SALON - KAYA EYELINER 17 tres beau x lelutka evox - elodie skin (4.0) TROPIX // City Street Scene 01 TRUTH Collective / Bestie @ uber | NEW Vibing -- ara rings -- onyx

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[kimberlyy]

july reading wrap up

books read:

★ not another love song by julie soto

i’m obsessed with this book 🎻 o.O

★ the ex vows by jessica joyce

i will never shut up about this book!! i made a whole post already which yall can definitely check out but just so you know THIS BOOK WAS EVERYTHING TO ME, it quite literally touched my soul, Georgia and Eli were the best characters 🥹

★ love unwritten by lauren asher

nico was lowkey hilarious, i loved that little dude

★ one year ago in spain by evelyn skye

this one had dual timelines and it honestly kept me on my toes and i was SO EMO 😭(in a good way)

★ yours, forever by leonor soliz

max was down bad and i lived for that

★ dating dr. dil by nisha sharma

I LOVED KAREENA and i need to read the rest of this series ASAP

★ unbearably yours by elodie colliard (arc, pub date: 09/03/24)

the slow burn was slow burning and i loved every second of it, oliver and charlee were lovely, there’s history, tension, angst, the connection between them just never left and i loved seeing it all come together 😌

full post on instagram

[aestherin]

KEEP MY HEART

goal 03: let's play chess

KEEP MY HEART — scara x reader smau

previous . masterlist . next

SUMMARY —you find plenty of guys around you attractive, but there is only one you’re willing to make the first move on: the guy you first saw during your older brother’s soccer game. spoiler: he's a player from your rival university.

TAGLIST I (closed)

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[oneofusnet]

Screener Squad: Damsel DAMSEL MOVIE REVIEW Once upon a time, the Screener Squad gathered in the high tower of the castle Of Us to sing the glorious tales of Elodie (Millie Bobby Brown), the adolescent daughter of Lord Bayford (Ray Winstone) in a land struggling to survive. The adventurous young lady receives a proposal from Queen Isabelle (Robin Wright) of Aurea for Elodie to marry the Prince Henry. On her father’s urging, Elodie agrees to the marriage to help their impoverished people. Upon arriving in Aurea, Elodie and Henry initially both seem uninterested in each other, but begin to bond as they share… Read More »Screener Squad: Damsel read more on One of Us

[toutmontbeliard-com]

Shaka Ponk à l'Axone de Montbéliard : 6 000 personnes pour un show exceptionnel !

Exceptionnel ! Démentiel ! Les témoignages affluent suite au concert des Shaka Ponk à l'Axone de Montbéliard du samedi 23 mars 2024. Plus de 6 000 personnes ont assisté à la représentation montbéliardaise de la tournée d'adieu des Shaka Ponk, concert affichant complet depuis des mois. Maé : "Étant une grande fan de ce groupe avec mon mari c’était tout à fait logique que nous allions a leur dernière tournée ! Nous n’avons jamais été déçus que ce soit en salle de concert ou en festival ce groupe c’est juste une tuerie ! Proche de leur fans, des musiques entraînantes et franchement les images et la mise en scène c’était magnifique? Leurs folies vont énormément nous manquer, ILS vont énormément nous manquer !". Lisa : "'J'étais au concert de Shaka Ponk, c'était super bien on s'est senti libéré. De belles valeurs représentées". Elodie : "J’avais déjà vu Shaka Ponk à l’Axone en 2016, c’était mon premier concert et ils ne m’avaient pas déçus du tout à l’époque ! Le concert de ce week-end était visuellement impressionnant, c’est le plus beau show que j’ai pu voir. Un écran avec une super qualité, des danseurs exceptionnels et un vrai travail graphique. Les Shaka Ponk sont de vrais showmen ! Même en étant assez loin de la scène, on arrive à se sentir proche d’eux. Un show qui restera gravé dans la mémoire des francs-comtois". Astrid : "Concert exceptionnel ! Une énergie de dingue et un véritable échange avec le public. We are Shaka Ponk !" infos > album photos et vidéos ToutMontbeliard.com "Concert Shaka Ponk à l'Axone de Montbéliard du 23/03/2024" Read the full article

[nj-stone]

9th House Elodie Miaow - New Moon in Pisces: A Spell for Peace https://9thhouseastrology.wordpress.com/2024/03/09/new-moon-in-pisces-a-spell-for-inner-peace/

[keanureevesisbae]

⇢ ˗ˏˋ 03. kiss in the rain

Spencer Reid x Elodie Price (asian/pacific islander/moluccan OFC)

Summary: Elodie's birthday is coming up!

Serie warnings: Mention of murder, blood. Mention of rape (not described). Eventual smut.

Chapter warnings: Mention of nightmares, of Rowan Rancher.

Word count: 1.8k

Masterlist // Beyond Words Masterlist

When I fall in love, it will be forever - Jane Austen

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Her

I made the mistake of suggesting an audio tourguide when we stepped foot into this museum. We as in Spencer and I. After exchanging phone numbers and that call before I fell asleep, we’ve been consistently calling. Even when he has a case. He puts his phone in his front pocket and starts rambling, even when he’s talking to others. And ever since we do that, ever since his voice is the last one I hear before I fall asleep, I don’t have nightmares. 

Because I don’t have an eidetic memory like he does, I barely remember a word he said when we were in the museum, looking at different paintings. All I remember was the smile on my face, was the lingering of my eyes on his tall and lanky physique and how he’s so passionate about anything really, expressively talking with his hands. 

The two of us are now sitting at the cafe close to the museum. Him with an americano (and not only poured his own sugar packet in it, but also mine), me with a cappuccino.

‘Why do you have tattoos?’ Spencer asks.

I stare at the dots on my hand. I wonder if he knows how many tattoos I’m hiding underneath my clothes. I’ve got a lot of them. On my arms, my legs, my back, underneath my breasts. 

‘My father hated them,’ I say, ‘so when I was eighteen, the first thing I did was scheduling a tattoo appointment, so I could get inked. Whenever dad—‘ I realize quickly I’m outside. Talking about Rowan Rancher as my father could possibly fall onto the wrong ears. ‘Whenever he dated a woman prior to you know, he always checked whether or not she had tattoos.’

‘If she did, was it worse?’

I nod. ‘If she did, they found her. If she didn’t, I helped them find her.’

Spencer takes a sip of his coffee. With zero tact—and I absolutely think it’s adorable—he says: ‘Your birthday is in three days.’

‘True.’

‘What is the perfect way for you to spend your birthday?’

‘Honestly, I just want to browse for hours on end at Barnes and Nobles, no rush, just me and books. That’s all.’

‘Do you have anything to do in three days?’ Spencer asks. ‘I could take you to Barnes and Nobles. I find it soothing to spend my time around books too. Besides, I have to buy this newest book about quantum physics and corpus linguistics and hopefully I can find it there.’

I offer him a smile. ‘Do you want to spend your day with me, Spencer?’ I ask. 

‘It’s your birthday,’ he states. ‘I…’ I watch how he fidgets with his hands, tension in each of his fingers. ‘I know how it is to spend your birthdays alone. I don’t want you to spend it alone.’

Thank the stars for russet brown skin, because I would’ve been a blushing mess if I favored my father with his paler skin and blue eyes. I run my fingers through my black hair and say: ‘I’d like to spend my birthday with you. Especially in Barnes and Nobles.’

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Them

‘Reid,’ Garcia says, almost dragging Spencer out of his thoughts and concentration. ‘What are you doing?’

‘I’m trying to create an understandable map of the local Barnes and Nobles.’

‘For yourself?’ Prentiss asks, rolling her desk chair over to Spencer’s desk. ‘I thought you had an eidetic memory and know your way around.’

‘I do have an eidetic memory,’ he states, ‘however I am taking Elodie to Barnes and Nobles for her birthday and because she has never been there before, I want to make sure the experience isn’t too overwhelming for her.’

‘Elodie?’ Prentiss asks, her eyes widening in intrigue. ‘As in Elodie Price?’

‘Yes.’

Morgan joins them and says: ‘Pretty boy has taken a liking in Elodie. They call every night before she goes to sleep.’

‘Usually we call at nine o’clock and ninety five percent of the time, she’s asleep at nine forty five,’ Spencer says, thinking back about the times where he doesn’t hear her hums, but instead hears soft snores. He goes back to creating the map again and Garcia ruffles his hairs.

‘You’re so sweet when you’re in love with someone,’ she says. ‘Elodie sure is a lucky girl.’

‘Why do you like her so much?’ Prentiss asks curiously.

‘She’s intriguing,’ Spencer answers, continuing using the ruler to draw a straight line. ‘You know that whenever she talks, I feel like I never want to press pause. I just want to absorb every syllable.’  He looks up with a smile—a very telling one—and whispers: ‘And whenever I look at her, I don’t want to look away.’

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Her

Thankfully Spencer saved the happy birthday serenade for when he picked me up from my place, holding two cupcakes in his hands, one with a two and the other with a six. Once we’re in front of the Barnes and Nobles, he gives me a piece of paper. ‘What is it?’ I ask, folding it open. ‘A map?’

‘I created a map for you, since you told me you haven’t been to this Barnes and Nobles.’

Sometimes it’s hard not to smother this man with hugs.

The two of us make our way into the promised land, surrounded by books. Spencer follows me like a little duckling, though I think he knows better than anyone what’s the best route. Instead of berating me for taking a massive detour—it’s that massive I noticed it myself—he gives me all the precise measurements of this building. 

We stop near the romance section and I fold the map, putting it into my pocket, before I look at the spines and all the beautiful book covers. 

‘Romance novels generate over one point forty four billion dollars in revenue, making romance the highest earning genre of fiction,’ Spencer says. ‘Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey?’

I shake my head. ‘No, why would I?’

‘It’s the Best-Selling romance novel of all time,’ he answers. ‘Sold over one hundred fifty million copies, surpassing Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen with a good thirty million copies.’

‘I haven’t read Pride and Prejudice either,’ I say. ‘Though it’s a classic.’

Spencer nods. ‘Do you have a colleague degree, Elodie? Because approximately forty five percent of the romance readers have a college degree.’

It’s an odd way of conversing, sure, but I’m always curious to see what he’s gonna say next.

‘I’ve studied English in college,’ I say, ‘so yeah, I’ve got a degree.’

While Spencer provides me with tons of other facts about the building, the romance genre and certain authors, I put more and more books into my basket. Eventually we go towards his section of preferred books, with the help of the map. I watch him rhythmically pointing towards the bookshelves, almost like a conductor in front of an orchestra. While I am going to buy seven books, he is going to buy two he came for. 

However, once we’re near the check out, he grabs my shopping basket from me and says: ‘Happy birthday, Elodie.’

It takes me a good five seconds before I catch up. ‘No,’ I say, trying to grab the basket from him. ‘No, no, no, you’re not gonna pay for my books.’

‘It’s your birthday,’ he says, ‘of course I am gonna pay for the books. That is my gift to you.’

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We end up at my apartment and together we stare out of the window, watching the rain pour from the dark sky. ‘I love the rain,’ I admit.

‘Why?’ 

‘I don’t know. It gives off something cosy. Don’t you think?’ 

Spencer nods, standing behind me as he takes in the rain. I hear his fingers tapping on the phone and not long afterwards, his footsteps walk away from me. I look over my shoulder, when I see him putting on his coat, before grabbing mine. 

‘What are you doing?’ I ask. 

‘According to many romance movies and novels, the rain is considered highly romantic.’ He places my coat on my shoulders, before he tugs my hand. 

‘Spencer, what are we doing?’

‘We’re going out in the rain,’ he tells me matter of factly. ‘Considering your favorite genre is romance, I think you deserve a romantic moment on your birthday.’

His fingers laced through mine and together we walk towards the exit. The raindrops fall on my head and my skin and I let out a juvenile squeal, delighted to be outside. I spread my arms and turn my face to the sky, closing my eyes, enjoying every single second of it. 

‘Elodie.’

My eyes meet Spencer’s, before we offer each other a smile. Shit, I could look at his gorgeous face for eternity and never ever be tired of it. ‘Yes, Spencer?’

‘Have you ever kissed someone?’

I nod. ‘Yeah, when I was younger. Why?’

‘Do you want me to kiss you?’

I’ve been yearning for a true kiss from you ever since you stepped foot into my life, Spencer Reid. Yes, I want you to kiss me and once you start, I don’t want you to stop. Instead of spilling those words, I simply nod. 

Spencer’s hair is stuck to his face and with a brute gesture, he pushes the locks from his face, before his large hands cup my face. He bridges the distance between us. His lips clash on mine and while it definitely could use some work, I take him in with everything I’ve got. His lips, his scent, his touch. I cling onto his jacket, parting my lips.

‘Happy birthday, Elodie,’ he whispers against me. 

I don’t want to let go. Not yet at least. I want to savor this moment. Savor the moment of him kissing me, of me having a normal birthday for the first time since I can remember. My body curves towards his, as we kiss again. 

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Them

The elevator is crowded. Rossi, Morgan, JJ and Prentiss all join Spencer in the small and confined space. ‘How was Elodie’s birthday?’ Prentiss asks.

‘It was fun, after I gave her her birthday cupcake, we went to the bookstore, had a coffee and then went back to her place. We then spend some time in the rain.’

‘The rain?’ JJ lets out a low whistle. ‘Romantic.’

‘You know what I always want to do at least once in my life?’ Prentiss asks. ‘Kiss in the rain.’ She lets out a deep sigh, while staring lovingly ahead of her.

‘Elodie and I kissed in the rain.’

Everyone in the elevator simultaneously turns around and looks at Spencer. ‘You did what?’ JJ asks.

‘So unfair, you kissed in the rain?’ Prentiss whines.

Rossi pats him on the shoulder, while Morgan starts to laugh and say: ‘I knew something was different about you, kid.’

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Beyond Words Taglist: @raccoon-eyed-rebel // @beenthroughalot // @chickensarentcheap //

[tale-of-tangerine]

CLAIRE's REALTIONS (will be updated soon):

01. Namora Cinta Anjani

kak cinta, that's how i usually call her. she's one of my cousin who lives in south jakarta; just like me. we usually hang out tgt just to buy some foods or stickers.

02. Elodie Bestari

the daughter of papa's brother; my cousin. she usually asks me to come to her house cause she doesn't have any sisters and she knows that i'm lonely t___t

03. Yasha Ganendra

my chairmate on jhs, we used to go to canteen and did almost everything tgtㅡbut now, since we go to different highschool we seldomly contact each others.

04. Kaluna Laudya Arthawidya

my online tutor; i learn how to make a flower bouquet by her.

05. Adipati Harsa

my longlost online friend; but by the time, we accidentally meet each other.

06. I Putu Hanggita Adyatama

my twitter oomf, also binus' alumnusㅡI ask everything related to college to him.

07. Zavian H. Adinata

my private math tutor; the best tutor ever!

08. Yoshep Danielo

kak yoshep, I knew him online by our blog communityㅡboth of us are laufey enjoyer.