#elliot junk-posen

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au aesthetics // junksen parent/teacher au

↳ the junk-posen kids

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SYLVIE please tell me if junksen ever gives Michael baby sisters or brothers!!! Does emily carries them??? Do they adopt??? WHAT HAPPENS

so i’ve already talked about this a little bit! but! ive been thinking abt this for a while and the junk-posen family is going to get bigger!!

emily and aubrey honestly didn’t really plan to have more kids after they adopted avery, but these two just honestly? love their kids so much and they adore their family but something in them just! wants more kids! 

they decide that this time around, they’re not going to adopt and instead go with a donor (because while they both would like to adopt, it’s a lot of fucking work (not like pregnancy isnt but it’s a very different kind of work)) 

emily carries the baby mainly because it’s easier for her to take a maternity leave 

aubrey is such a doting wife! she would do anything to make emily more comfortable and emily loves her so much but sometimes she’s like “omg aubrey calm down honey” 

but aubrey cannot calm down because one doctor’s visit they find out that emily’s having t w i n s

emily is literally crying with a mix of surprise and joy and aubrey is losing her MIND because okay she’s excited yeah but ?????? T W I N S ??? 

michael and avery have very different reactions 

michael is very excited because he loves being a big brother it makes him feel so Strong and Important 

avery is like “i asked for a puppy not two babies >:1″ (she’ll come around) 

emily’s students give her a million suggestions for baby names every day and she always tells aubrey all of them

“you know, I’ve always wanted to name my child Spiderman. it’s a family name” 

“our child will not be Spiderman Junk-Posen they will be bullied” 

avery suggests dog names 

“what about rover” 

“no sweetie.” 

they end up deciding on names on their own but they don’t tell anyone until later 

the day that emily gives birth is very Stressful because it’s like the middle of the day and aubrey gets a call at work from stacie saying that her and emily are on the way to the hospital and aubrey practically RUNS to the hospital because DAMNIT I WILL NOT MISS THE BIRTH OF MY BABIES

aubrey had a whole plan worked out but the twins are early and that plan goes out the window

she gets to the hospital just in time and she totally coaches emily through the whole thing and is such a good wife and mama 

emily is probably worried like “aubrey what about michael and avery where are they are they still at school someone needs to pick them up” 

“emily you’re giving birth right now thats not what you should be thinking about but stacie asked chloe to get them theyre okay dont worry” 

aubrey definitely cries when she finally gets to hold her babies

emily is too tired to cry but her heart is so full because her babies are here and in good health and she loves her family so much!!

michael and avery are very excited to welcome the new babies to the family later that day 

michael is So Scared to hold his new sibling and aubrey and emily have never seen avery be so Gentle and Quiet but she’s whispering to the new babies in such a tiny voice and they are just filled with so much love

the junk-posen family feels so perfect and complete with the new additions of Natalie and Elliot 

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Do you think Michael ever got jealous or a little sad hat his last name is just Posen and not Junk-Posen? I’m super curious and I am now OBSESSED with the Junksen children wowowow

Mm probably not too much. Because on one hand it’s like “wow all of the others are like A Group and I’m Not Part Of That” but on the other hand…………………………………………………………………………………he avoids having to live with having Junk as part of his name. 

The others sort of take it in stride because lbr, kids made fun of them. 

Avery probably makes some kind of joke like “Yeah and you wish you could have a piece of this junk!”

Elliot just tells them to fuck off and get some better joke material. 

And Natalie just laughs with them and is like “yeah isn’t it great!!!” and the other kids are like ….??????????

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reminiscing over my old junksen parent/teacher au and rediscovered all my headcanons about their four kids, so i thought i’d give them a little picrew treatment for funsies 

in order: michael (he/him), avery (she/her), nat (she/they), and elliot (he/him)

(ahem @snowonebutyou @emilyjunk dont say i never do anything for u)

edit: whoops picrew link here!

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so sylvie please tell me: in the junksen teacher/parent au i was imagine emily being the one who makes a big deal about birthdays and bakes cakes/has parties for their family; so what do they do when it's emily's bday? please and thank you have a very ominous day

i dont want an ominous day isa take it back

aubrey and michael probably plan a whole dinner for their favorite dork

they split up into teams with aubrey in charge of dinner and michael in charge of cake 

and its basically like picking dodgeball teams in school aubrey’s like “alright elliot’s with me” 

“avery can help me.” 

nat’s always last and like “what about me” 

aubrey and michael look at each other like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 

because natalie is a disaster in the kitchen and likes experimenting with random things and it drives both aubrey and michael crazy 

aubrey finally is like “natalie you can make emily a banner” 

“FUCK YEAH” 

“watch your LANGUAGE” 

“...frick yeah” 

natalie’s banner ends up being really pretty and nice 

aubrey and elliot make emily’s favorite meal 

and michael and avery probably fight while making the cake but it gets done 

emily totally probably tries to butt in every year and help because “guys its so much work i can help!!” and theyre like “No go away” 

sometimes aubrey gets stacie and bella to take emily out somewhere while they do emily’s special dinner

sometimes they’ll go out to dinner if aubrey gets too busy or something 

natalie and elliot probably both always make emily a pretty piece of art and theyre all hung in emily and aubreys room or sometimes in emilys classroom 

when they sing happy birthday its really nice except for nat because she is the one junk-posen child who did not get the singing talent

its okay though she makes up for it in volume and spirit 

aubrey’s present for emily is getting the kids out of the house for the rest of the night so that she can give her a proper happy birthday 

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BECAUSE YOU HAD TO GO AND MAKE ME EMO AT WORK with the junk-posen kids tell me: what happens the first time they bring someone home (or the first time they get a crush and the family finds out gogogo)

SORRY BEE ILY THO

first things first none of the junk-posen kids are straight thank you very much

michael is gay, avery and elliot are bi, and natalie is a lesbian 

the first one of the kids who has like a real relationship is avery 

michael had lots of crushes but he never really knew how to act on them and he never told anyone but emily about them (who encouraged him to move slow if he wanted to and that there was no rush!) 

but avery is the first one of the kids to bring someone home 

it does not go well

she’s about 16 at the time and she asks emily and aubrey “hey mamas can I bring my boyfriend to dinner tonight his parents are working late and -” 

“YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND YOU DIDNT TELL US!!!” “aubrey honey dont yell” “sorry *exaggerated whisper* you have a boyfriend and you didnt tell us???????” 

“Yes his name is Josh please dont be weird about it” 

and she leaves to go to soccer practice and emily and aubrey rush to the store because they wanna make a great dinner for their baby’s first boyfriend! 

((its not AJ’s first relationship but they dont know that))

emily is trying to get the twins to clean up but they are not cooperating and aubrey’s just like “ELLIOT AND NAT IF YOU DONT PICK UP YOUR MESS BEFORE AJ AND JOSH GET HERE IM TELLING MICHAEL NOT TO GIVE YOU ANY BROWNIES” 

avery and josh arrive for dinner and emily can see aubrey internally screaming already because oh boy josh is a real….greasy boy

he’s just a big meathead jock who doesnt have any manners and emily has to hold aubrey’s hand so that she doesnt punch this boy because he’s not even being nice to avery not to mention the family 

all he does is talk about all of the 15 different sports he plays and how he’s starting a beatles cover band because “people dont appreciate real music enough.” (aubrey and emily roll their eyes so hard) 

natalie totally asks him lots of questions to annoy him and elliot fires back sarcastic comments at him every 2 seconds 

avery for once in her life is quiet the whole dinner 

after avery takes josh outside so that she can say goodbye and emily’s doing the dishes

aubrey sighs and leans against the counter “now, i dont wanna make rash judgements but josh is a little bit….” 

“of a dick?” 

“emily junk-posen i cannot believe you said that natalie is right there” 

“Nah mama, mom’s right he’s a real dick.” 

“NATALIE RAE JUNK-POSEN.” 

“ha you got middle named and i didn’t.” 

aubrey and emily try to be nice about the whole dinner when avery comes back, but even AJ agrees that he’s a bit of an ass and the only reason she’s hasnt dumped him yet was because she agreed to go to homecoming with him

“it’s only a week away then im dumping him. he’s all hot for one of the cheerleaders anyway.” 

“typical! he doesnt appreciate my baby!!! if he shows up looking like a grease pit for homecoming photos i will spray him down with the hose.” 

“aubrey please.” 

“no im cool with that.” 

“avery please.”